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Slumberfoots

That ended just before it got good?!


anandmrya

He was waiting for them to lineup and get double headshot.


AideSuspicious3675

He was about to trick shot on them.


Garbanzo12

Legendary


Fitty4

Double Kill!


moose_cahoots

The guy does, but the girl manages to snatch the gun from his dying hands before she runs away and leave her partner to die.


Illustrious_Ad_3618

Yes, and she got injured in the arm


popo_kisses

The old Cabeza Quigley.


fappyday

*Achievement unlocked: Friends for Life*


BrunoJ-_

Actually thats pretty much what happened. I saw that video, he killed one but the other hid and fled


dochev30

r/makemycoffin has the full version. The robber dies Edit: I see a lot of people don't know about this sub. So, a disclaimer: NSFL


MarleyTG

Jesus bro I was like what’s that subreddit. Clicked on it and now I’m having a bad day smh. Fuuuuuck


noshowjonzie83

Same, I got the fuck outta there quick.


PathComplex

Yeah, that escalated very quickly.


gomaith10

I’ll pass on that one!


balanced_views

This sub looks like it belong in the deep web. It has a quarter million subs… man I wish I never clicked on it.


Tsara1234

Jesus Christ. I like to think I have a high tolerance for seeing some really depraved shit on the internet. I...I think I am done for the night. Holy fuck. Seriously people. Do not click that link if you want to keep any shred of innocence. Fuck.


Kepler_442_B

Jesus... I guess the r/watchpeopledie folks just made a new subreddit when it got banned.


Mernerak

I for one was not in the know and now feel I can return home.


Jock645

Reddit just didn’t feel the same without awful gore


Dew_Rodd

But where. I was just there for like a half hour looking and still haven't found it


bOtH_SiDeS_sAmE

I searched "robber" and watched them all, this one wasn't there.


Rangles

Fuck me this sub is way too much....


mikehouse72

DO NOT CLICK ON THIS LINK


MaverickNLD

I was not ready for that one, Jesus.


treetopflyin

That sub is fucked up. Definitely be ware of those folks.


masterZANMIRAY

This is kinda like r/crimescene (which is also NSFL) but a lot more gory imo


D8400

Well then… I think I’ve had enough for today. I’m going to go ponder life for a bit.


Minute_Blood5427

Holy shit, i ain’t sleeping tonight


kenobisham

Cant look away


MeAndyD

I should not have done that.


Cleverbird

Anybody got a link to just the video shown above? I'd rather not scroll through that entire subreddit :c EDIT: Nevermind, someone linked the full vid below.


Mitsu11

I think people should visit this kind of subs to straighten there mentality so when unfortunate shit happens they are somewhat prepared and might do something useful rather than just freak out , or get effected by it in a bad way . It's unfortunate and unpleasant, I know and I dislike it too .


Maskedbandit63

Guy gets shot and bleeds out, girl leaves him for dead after the off duty cop here runs out of bullets in his mag. It’s like a minute and a half video of the guy shot slowly bleeding out and slumping on the floor.


iushciuweiush

Nothing beats a happy ending.


what-did-you-do

adding a Curb Your Enthusiasm soundtrack also helps.


Scroch65

There was a full version on r/makemycoffin once. The male robber got shot and died on scene. The feme ran off. Not sure if she got hit but I think she got arrested shortly after


Alternative-Run-5101

Ikr


MamboNumber5Guy

I've seen the original. He blasts his ass and then the girl just walks outta there like nothing happened.


ShinKicker13

Guess she didn’t want to miss her shift at Lady Footlocker


oldandintheway88

Seriously! Where's Hunny Bunny!


-relish

the whole video is out there, pretty sure guy shoots them both then the girl leaves her man with the bag


warissingh

Thats what she said


Council_Of_Minds

He killed the man, the woman ran and was arrested.


joefishyzilla

The full vid is on r/makemycoffin


lizardking_metaphors

NSFW Here’s the link to the [full video](https://forum.lowyat.net/topic/5170454)


pajamalink

Damn, dude just dies right there


lizardking_metaphors

RIP and the chick just leaves him behind


pies32

she finished him off at the end… a lot darker than i thought it was gonna be


NeedleworkerWaste266

Holy shit you’re right I didn’t even catch that


lizardking_metaphors

Damn, girl has no chill. She took snitches get stitches to a whole new level


BootyInspector96

I think that was a mercy kill


SillyFlyGuy

No loose ends.


mattyp2109

I couldn’t tell if she finished him or if she yanked the gun from his hand


Enforcedequilibrium

Im pretty sure she just yanked the gun out of his hand and left with the baggage


BrokenGolfer

Thats what it looks like.


ShinKicker13

Her shift was about to start at Lady Foot Locker


[deleted]

[удалено]


OberynRedViper8

Yes.


Kepler_442_B

No honor among thieves...


[deleted]

She actually returns as the video ends


dark-lord1910

No it was some other chick i checked it a few time to confirm if she returned or not she didnt the clothes didnt match at the end some other chick entered


sloth-king-sloth

I clicked the link expecting to be rick rolled. I've never been so happy to be wrong. Thank you soooooo much! 😂😂


lizardking_metaphors

Damn missed opportunity lol


EmbarrassedDurian

Amateur


Spidersinthegarden

Hmm okay that was not what I was expecting. The girl just walked off


AideSuspicious3675

Prolly Netflix will add her to replace Tokyo in Money Heist


Ddowntownboy

You bastard


AideSuspicious3675

Is funny cause is true


Ddowntownboy

It’s a good thing I already seen the new episodes


marwinpk

It never stops to catch me off guard that people don’t die instantly when shot, despite all the movies and games.


KingBenjaminAZ

depends where/how they get shot. what they get shot with. what type of round. how far away. strength and weight of person who got shot. etc. sometimes it’s instant.


TibbersCrypto

They only die instantly if you have first strike deathtouch.


lizardking_metaphors

True they tend to fight it until passing out


Outrageous_Math8880

They do sometimes, it's just weird. I watched some war videos on reddit where they die instantly.


iushciuweiush

They also don't get thrown back by the force of the bullet because if they did then the guy shooting it would too.


BoristheBlade-

Didn’t even get his backpack tho!


SeannyRotten

At the very end, final seconds Is another customer just entering the store that didn’t hear any gunshots. Wow will she be surprised when she looks down to her left along the wall! “Hmm what time is it? Damn. Where’s the gal I’m supposed to reliev— HOLY F’ing SHIT!!!!!!!”


NapClub

wow the girl just walks off like it's nothing, didn't even look sad.


NaughtyDred

Damn, didn't stop the theft. May as well have done nothing.


davidml1023

That dude came in with a loaded gun with intent to do wrong. My man just kept him from killing anyone else in the future. Glad he did something.


NaughtyDred

Yeah, it's tough. Weirdly I'd have been happier if he killed both of them. This way someone died, theft still happened, the workers were clearly more shook by the gun fire than the theft and it's likely the hero (because he was definitely a hero whether or not his actions had a net positive) may need therapy to come to terms with killing someone. Actually no, I hate myself for this, but my issue stems largely from how badly he fucked up a prime position. He had the jump, fired his whole clip and only hit one of the 2 really close people and then he fled. Despite my earlier words it looked more like an act of fear, uncontrolled and ultimately saving only himself. Edit: in fact the amount of bullets fired compared to hits, he actually endangered the staff via rik-oh-shays (couldn't get close enough for auto correct), yeah upon rewatching multiple times I don't blame or judge the hero for his actions, they just weren't actually heroic Edit2: oh no, he did hit the girl, in the arm. Still not better than doing nothing, but hey at least he hit both of them


deepfriedpandas

ricochet


NaughtyDred

THANK YOU!! Edit: Rico Chet. Rico Chet. Ree-co-shey


deepfriedpandas

No prob!


anachronism11

His gun jams, it looks like he only got Romeo shots off.


NaughtyDred

I don't know what Romeo shots are but I really appreciate the additional info of his gun jamming, I wondered why he cocked it again


anachronism11

Lol oops - *only got two shots off


JailMateisJailBait

They were threatening people lives with guns. It isn't about stopping some bullshit theft.


NaughtyDred

The threat of innocent lives being taken increased massively when he pulled the gun


Sure_Light

Thought the girl was gonna go get revenge, nah she just dipped.


cmfracasse

If watch closely . She fires a round into him to finish him off before dipping. Gun recoils


Dgauwhs

Looks like he's just hanging onto it as he dies.


ManWithoutUsername

She steals (pulling out of his hands) the thief weapon


woulias

I find it "funny" that the only thing legible in the wall is "amor e união" love and "union"


Brave33

had to be an oof duty cop in brazil, there is a new video like this every day


DrunkenlySober

My only question is why does home boy only have 3 rounds? He must be fresh off another rescue.


Epena501

Wow. Took it to the chest


spiff428

u/jailmateisjailbait here!


Ayaycapn

Wow youd thibk the girl would go down forst but she is one lucky mf that the guy got all the bullets instead even though he was further away


bradvincent13

Wow. I was surprised the guy didn’t take the girl out too, but he used good tactics knowing the guy could still shoot and wouldn’t die instantly


NegotiationSuitable6

Hunnie bunny


Dorfbulle80

Shes way more way more stone cold than hunnie bunny tho!


OkDifference1384

That guy said: Somebody call an ambulance…..but not for me!


emerginglobster

I need a link to the full video pls


Wrong-Singer

The dude basically gets absolutely fucked, not able to get up, on the brink of death, his girl just leaves. The guy defending escpaes without any apparent injuries.


ShillingLeRipou

She shot him at the end for a nice fatality


anachronism11

That’s not accurate, she just takes the gun out of his hand.


Professional_Ad6123

The girl he’s with finished him off apparently before exiting


FangoFett

FYI not a happy ending


clanon

https://vimeo.com/575979309


bradvincent13

It’s the comment above you now


emerginglobster

Yeah I saw it, thanks though!


punchthebird

What happened next?


Mrinferno92

I’ve seen the full version on here before but cant find a link. The guy in orange shoots them both at point blank range, guy in orange and lady worker are both fine. Robbers are assuredly not fine. I don’t know if they died or not though.


clanon

https://vimeo.com/575979309


Wononewonhum

They did, at least on the inside


gomaith10

r/watchpeopledieinside


ChrisBean9

Thank you. The hero we all needed


JoeyAKangaroo

Dude robber falls to the ground, lady robber flees


FlowersForMegatron

Robbers were boyfriend and girlfriend. Girlfriend took off with the money but later returned and was arrested. Boyfriend got smoked.


MatiasPalacios

I like good endings


Mani4045

Source?


FlowersForMegatron

Reddit


Mani4045

Lol. Well karma’s a bitch.


Daybreak74

Her name is Karma?


Mani4045

![gif](giphy|ha5EeXrfx3xxC|downsized)


NickFury1998

I saw this on r/makemycoffin The male robber is dead Female escaped mostly


MatiasPalacios

Femele came back later and was arrested, iirc.


NickFury1998

Ok thnx I just saw the shooting part


clanon

[THERE you go...](https://vimeo.com/575979309) [spanish info](https://www.am.com.mx/hidalgo/noticias/VIDEO.-Cliente-de-pizzeria-mata-a-asaltante-en-Brasil-20210720-0023.html) the guy is done for...the girl...just walked away...some 5 or 6 shots...maybe more


fernandorincon

The article you linked says she returned and was arrested.


SubstantialCourage78

Today on Active Self Protection...


OrwellianTimes1984

Love that channel.


spiff428

You cut out the part where the guy in the helmet gets shot and the girl in the helmet shoots him and walks away


JailMateisJailBait

Source for her shooting him at the end? I'm really curious. I've heard this a few times, but I haven't found anything written about that part. From the video, it just looks like she tries to pull him forward, can't, and instead takes the gun from his hands.


TheLOON2000

Everybody be cool, this is a robbery


I_Stole_Ur_Cat

u/SaveVideo


TombRaider_2000

What the hell was that song?! I need to listen to it Nvm I got it it is miserlou by dick dale


yare-yaredawa

LMAO holy shit i really did not expect that 😭


0xXkazoXx0

Where's the full video


Lloyd_III

Don’t robe people! That is the moral of the story.


Lohnhoff

I don't know why but this place seems like Brazil.


smashteam

It’s all fun and games until you rob an off duty cop from Brazil.


Jaylay99

The edit ruined it wtf


CreditSea5958

r/perfecttiming


Top-Sport3003

Sooooo, where was he hiding it?


h3mpking13

I am thinking someone got shot that night


PushBorn

Starts unzipping the backpack.


OverallPotential1573

u/savevideobot


MisterCallegari

It's a case of ride and/or die. You died? I ride.


Waffles128

Name of the song at the end?


-Mons

Miserlou by Dick Dale


Pioca_in_heaven

Full video pls xD


LucidLethargy

The full video is pretty gruesome. It was posted a while ago on reddit.


dcres00

@u/rjb5385


TFWG2000

AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED!!!????!!!!


Laxzilla24

Blast off


Rexiviore

COLLATERAL +200XP


kutu62

Just another day for the employee who hides her cell phone as soon as they walked in..


pxcklx

Come on OP. I predicted it would be another “off duty cop” = Expected outcome. Doesn’t belong here anymore


QuarterDoge

🎵It’s the circle of life 🎶


sicktrickslick

u/SaveVideo


Ecpeze

I was actually expecting it


unlivedSoup69

What’s the song


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Jadedinsight

There is no honor among thieves.


Seventh534

Seconds later the man pointing the gun at the two thieves shoots both of them apparently the two thieves were boyfriend and girlfriend. The boyfriend dies and the girlfriend gets injured and then arrested.


[deleted]

Oh how the tables have turned


rustybacon-

I’ve seen the full video. One dies right there, the other takes off and runs away if I remember right.


NOBODYOP

I definitely was expecting some sort of epic car crash or something. This took the cake though.


Ok-Natural-2772

Lemme get my ace bruh


Cniwa89

/cuttoshort


Aragorns-Wifey

Bad guys stopped by…good guy with gun. That’s why we have the right to self defense.


bigcracker

Call an Ambulance..... But not for me


Ice_Eye_was_taken

Aha..how about I pull out this UNO reverse card (the secret gun) I've been tactically keeping in my pockets jst for u guys.


lesemao1000

That one staff member who was sitting down saw them coming in, figured out quickly what was going to happen, took her smartphone out of her back pocket and hid it underneath the counter. Slick!


Accomplished_Tea5105

Under cover cops be like


MeName1499

Uno reverse card activated


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u/savevideo


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Th3MexicanPower

U/SaveVideo


pk-stars

Mother fucker


Zangriel

I want see shot out! 😎


erik1969ss

He got midevil on there buttox!


futtbucker-jones

What the fuck is with this trend of ending videos right when you want to see what’s going to happen/before it ends??


violetprismsnthings

Pure cinema


[deleted]

wanna know what happened, guy shot one of the robbers, felt like a action hero, got shot multiple times, thief ran away whit some lousy dollars and bought himself a golden tooth


dark_gfx

UNO REVERSE CARD


ItzBoogieMan

Dude on the right gets shot, girl rips gun from his hand while also injured, leaves him for dead. No honour among thieves


harambe_-33

Money heist alternate ending for Tokyo


KDBug84

Is that Lil Wayne?