What if everything you thought as a kid suddenly became reality? [Language Warning]
By - SeenSomeThangs
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That's fucked it
It fucks that's
That's fuck it
Fuck that’s it
Oh Fuck shit!
Maybe I will!
I didn’t read the username of the person I commented on and now I’m scared
Then get over here and destroy this tight little bussy
Fuck the's it's! fucks
Is that it fucked.
Only you can prevent forest fires!
Fucks that it is!
That was a pretty clever thing for the guy to do.
This is comedy gold
It's about time someone did it
The dude sounds like Hank, Bill, Dale, and Boomhauer *all at the same time*.
I definitely heard a hank hill
Definitely a kids logic
My dad also told me if I don’t turn off my bedroom light when I leave my room we’d be financially ruined.
And that’s the truth, also don’t touch the thermostat, and close that fucking door when you leave we ain’t providing AC for every body in the got damn neighborhood Billy
My dad used to ask me “What’s his name?” whenever I’d have the fridge open too long. Because clearly I got a pet penguin if I’m needing to use the fridge for that long. So stupid, but obviously I use that on my fiancée now.
Ok, so what was his name
If you ask my dad, he would say “Ughh, really”
Our penguin was named Not Me
Thank you for the award
The name is from the movie happy feet
Hey that’s a great penguin name
God I really hope people list some good pet penguin names.
I could use some new pet penguin names.
Sloppy, Slappy, Swanson, Samsonite! That’s it!
We were way off
Couldn’t we all
Mine had, "it's not a tv" and sometimes the long version of "it's not a TV, stuff is not going to change by looking at it. Close the door."
Your not hungry your bored go outside
""You're", Dad. It's "You're"."
Yea, im using this one. Solid dad line
I actually love this! That’s hilarious!
You had A/C? We only got it when I was 15, because one of our farmer friends gave us a gigantic "swamp cooler" that hooked up to our hose and dropped the whole 3br house 5°F within 15 minutes of being on.
in dry climates, swamp coolers (evaporative coolers) can be way more energy efficient and easier to maintain than refrigerated air. I live in the desert southwest, and we have a swamp cooler as our only cooler. it works great and i can easily maintain/replace any part on it.
My whole family thinks I'm a lunatic but the power bill is $300 a month during the summer because the damn AC runs 24/7
That’s cheap here in Ireland and we have neither AC nor warmth. I don’t know what’s wrong with this country.
My long lost sibling! I’m glad I found you on Reddit!!
Protip: If you turn on a cab light in a car while it's moving everyone inside will die a horrific fiery death.
This one still affects me.
I don’t drive and honestly I’m afraid to turn it on while my spouse drives because my parents drilled it into my head when I was a kid that they couldn’t see with it on.
Wait you saying that's not true???
Especially if it's an Uber at 3am
My dad told me every time I flushed the toilet it cost him a dollar for the water. As soon as he left the house I would go around the house flushing all the toilets.
There was a kid at my school who thought that it cost a dime every time you turn on a light switch.
We were alone in a classroom one day and he just kept flicking the lights on and off in order to drive up the schools electric bill.
Unrelated, but he's in jail now for trying to kill a bus driver. This has nothing to do with the story, but I feel like it's important to add it anyway.
> This has nothing to do with the story
"You don't understand. I only killed the bus driver because I knew it would cost the school more money to replace her"
Kid: *walks out of room with light on*
Dad: “I’ll never financially recover from this.”
First time my wife and I lived together in an older home with central AC, we got a $400 bill in July and nearly shit ourselves.
Your dad wasn’t wrong.
My adult son left lights on all over the house and I was the only one paying the electric bill. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Lights count for such a small percentage of your power anyway. Tell him to stop doing laundry ever day.
> Tell him to stop doing laundry ever day.
Those crusty, bleach-smelling socks aren't gonna clean themselves.
If he collected all the pennies he would have saved has the light been turned off whenever someone left the room he’d be able to buy a Ferrari. JK he’d be lucky if he could buy lunch. People like him need to smarten up.
I was expecting lava, lol
A couple of years back, some dumbass in the upstairs apartment unit forgot to close his kitchen sink faucet. It flooded his kitchen, dripped down through the floor, flooded our kitchen when we were out, dripped through our floor and flooded part of the apartment downstairs. Finally, I had to go and turn off that damn faucet because the guy was high af in his room 'next to the kitchen's and didn't even register what we were telling him.
Damn. That’s why we’re flooding. Bobby left the hose on. 😔
Bobby is gon git the biggest ass whoopin when he gets back home here!
He goin clean up this whole mess with a shovel!
“That boy ain’t right”
You beat me by 3 minutes. Have an award for being quick on the draw.
Fastest Hank in the west
His propane and propane excesories are superior
Dang it bobby!
7am and the boy ain’t right.
that was legit funny.
I've been crying for 10 minutes straight laughing so fucking hard
Im jist curious, is your work environment stressful?
Lol it’s a copy pasta
So... He just copies pasta at work. Huh weird job.
oh no he cracked
oh yeah just add to the already flooded neighborhood i guess. sheesh
Are you still laughing? It's been 45 minutes.
man, don't invite this guy to a Bill Burr show. He might pass out.
I seriously don’t understand how people say they fucking DIE laughing for like an hour straight at a video or comment? Who the fuck does that.
Me. I do that.
This is very funny, but I wish I took a picture of my yard when my son left our unregulated hose line on for 9 days while we were out of town. It was a half foot deep, 1/3 acre of marsh. $1600 water bill that month
Which belt did you use? Or maybe jumper cables?
Well, he was like 6, so just a closed fist.
You’re babying that kid, he needs a taste of the real world (or leather)
Ain't nothin wrong with that.
Only $1600? I feel like in CA that’d end up being $5k or some shit.
i swear there's a much older version of this done by another person. It's funny either way of course.
Yea this is absolutely hilarious.
I've watched it 3 times. It's fucking hilarious. I'm gonna save it and hope I come across it one day when I'm depressed and contemplating suicide. It will save my life.
Finding humor while experiencing one of the most fucked up situations in your life - priceless.
Yeah surely he's much better than I am for having a good sense of humor in such a shitty situation.
You’d be surprised how easily humor can sometimes come in crises. I think it speaks to the adaptability of the human spirit.
What do you mean 'humor' this isnt a joke, that godamn Bobby left the hose on and flooded the whole neighbourhood and you're find it funny /s
For everything else - there's your nearest shelter.
He's done what he can - he turned the spigot off. What's left is to laugh about it
At least his living section is above the water by the looks of it!
Went full Boomhauer at the end there.
Never go full boomhauer
Can he go 7/8 boomhauer?
Yes, but you can't go 5/7 Boomhauer.
Yeah, nobody is perfect
Even with rice?
Dang ol' Hank dang tellin' the truth bout that boy Bobby not being right, tell you he don't know how to housesit dang ol' left the damn spigot on for no got dang reason, dang ol' floodin' all o' Arlen.
can anyone sell me on KotH? never watched it, liked a couple of jokes (phoenix being a monument to man's arrogance)
being from Germany I'd have to go out of my way to watch it though, and imdb got it at only 7.3 points
It is a a satire of American life that is like 3 levels deep and yet also one of the most funny (and simple) adult animated shows.
I once heard someone say that KOTH was the last mainstream show that both conservatives and liberals appreciate because it satires "both sides" in a way that reveals how much in common we all have in our day to day lives. I think it's pretty true, the people of Arlen are some of the most human characters I've ever seen in an otherwise silly sitcom.
It manages to satirize without disrespecting the satirized.
It's one of those shows that takes a few episodes to start growing on you. Definitely a fantastic show though.
That boy ain’t right
he is flawed
He is not correct
just glad he said spigot and not the all to common spicket
Or the less common... Sillcock.
whatever floats your boat. No kink shaming here.
Unless kinkshaming is your thing. You dirty dirty boy.
what about hose, bib?
Glad to see a fellow Arkansan hillbilly makin’ his way to the top. But the video cut short - cousin’s about to go find a apple switch.
That would make this a tragedy instead of a comedy.
Oh no, we got sent to the willow tree, where the true instruments of torture lie. Get a small one, cuts and welts. Get a big one, well you're just a damn idiot.
What happened to the good ole days when you got whipped with orange Hot Wheels tracks?
Adding a touch of physcological abuse by being beat with your own toy. 🤌
They didn't have them yet when I was a kid, but my wife had that misfortune. I'd rather have a switch.
I don't care who ya are, that's funny right there.
Nice little reference right there
I'm sorry but if you need a language warning so you don't click on quality content then get off the internet.
what employer is actually OK with you spending time on reddit anyway lol
Who are you talking to? OP put that in because NsFw gets more clicks.
This would be NSFW in some places. Whether someone should be on the internet at work is another argument altogether. Suffice it to say, if someone had a video with this language playing on their lunch break, there would be pearl clutching in some work environments.
God dammit Bobby
am I the only one who loves when americans talk like that?
Am American, talk like what?
like with a southern accent. I think there are quite a few people out there (maybe mostly non americans) who really like that.
All else aside, it is a fun accent to listen to (saying as someone from small town North Carolina).
send em my way, I have a mild southern accent
As someone who grew up in the south, it's like a red flag to me. I automatically assume someone's dumber if they have a southern accent.
It's not fair, but it's what my environment taught me.
Georgian here, and I've started using my accent after years of hiding it because honestly it's the best accent in the country. People do think I'm dumber, but it's just fun saying something low key competent, progressive, or intellectual and blow their expectations out of the water.
Let us also remember that "y'all" is becoming one of the best ways to greet an ambiguous group of people!
Global warming? Nah Global Bobby.
bobby is responsible for millions of deaths across the globe do to immense amount of flooding and weather changes due to global bobby
Waiting to see Butters dressed up as Professor Chaos
SIMPSONS DID IT
He finally fucking did it
Last winter, Bobby left the refrigerator door open and the next morning there was 6 inches of snow outside. Kid never learns.
6 inches is the length of approximately 0.67 'Wooden Rice Paddle Versatile Serving Spoons' laid lengthwise.
**[dramatic zooming in intensifies]**
Why is nobody mentioning his lack of shoes walking into that shit...?
Well la de da look a this fancy fuck having shoes. Bet you even grew up in a house richie rich.
I’m saying. Flood water is often toxic and dangerous
Yes. As someone who grew up in an area that floods I did have a mild panic attack. People seem to think just because it’s rural it’s fine but I can promise you no matter where it is flood waters are dangerous and you should not enter them if avoidable. Definitely worth ruining a pair of shoes for
Edit: HE WALKS PAST GUMBOOTS!
Naked feets better.
...Are you saying he should've worn socks into the pond?
Cause that's the sort of shit that gets you in trouble round these parts...
His lack of shoes....? Like, his lack of shoes going *into* the water?
Yeah, if I’m stepping into water I’d rather be barefoot than get my feet soaked *and* ruin a pair of shoes.
This ain’t a swimming pool though that’s flood water 🤨
Most spigots are potable water he should be fine.
not even lying this was a genuine nightmare i had when i was 8-10
i was in a garden behind a house i think
my grandma said to fill up a bucket with the hose? i think its called
so i turn it to the right and it starts filling but like its filling FAST
so i go to turn it off i turn it to the left it stars filling it up FASTER
and i scream HOW DO İ TURN THİS OFF
my grandma says just turn it the other way around (by this point the place was pretty flooded)
so i do that and you guessed it it starts filling up EVEN FASTER to the point whare the entire world is in water and i drown
my main language aint english so i did not know what to call a few things sorry bout that
and i don't remember the dream exactly becuse it was like 4 years ago
Did you wake up to wet sheets? Because this sounds like a pee dream where I would definitely be waking up to a soaked bed.
Well that’s a bit of an issue.
Is this anyone else’s thumbnail? Most unexpected posts get ruined for me because I see the reveal before I open them. https://i.imgur.com/6wotloi.jpg
I love all these running faucets during a flood jokes. The original was the best but these other ones are still pretty funny.
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lol like an episode of Ed, Edd, and Eddy
He's a better person than I am for having a good sense of humor in such a shitty situation.
This is the original concept and a much funnier video https://v.redd.it/hwlxj3mj98q31
I mean, there are billions of people in the world. There's no such thing as an original idea. Quite possible that the dude making this video never saw this earlier one
what is it with reddit thumbnails and giving the joke away
Hated that camera work
So, all he needs to do is to find the plug and pull it so it’ll drain 😧😮😲🥱
Dammit Bobby now the whole yards gonna turn to quicksand
Water bill go brrrrrrrr