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JKnott1

Mating ritual.


memesandkarma

trying to impress the other mate


Tyker12

Left truck can really make their bed rock


mko710

T(D)runk Lyfe


Mobile_Scroller

Bolt down a riding bull to that bad boy and see which lady has those strong thighs


ppw23

I thought maybe these were broken transformers. I haven't seen one of these since watching Low Riders out in LA years ago. Damn, the streets in Baltimore can make your car do that even if you don't want it to.


TwoKeezPlusMz

I always wondered how Autobots reproduced. Now we know


ed2017Alm

![gif](giphy|Jwp4sxM0Rjk1W)


eclecticsed

nature is beautiful sometimes.


Wrought-Irony

pick up artists


Shrego08

Maters


fuzzytradr

Ahh a chance meeting of transformers in the wild.


LeeDoBeUpVoteing

2 trucks in they're natural Habitat


BodybuilderTasty5102

Aka truck twerking


j1ggl3myjohnson

A necessary sacrifice to bring peace to this planet. We can not let the humans pay for our mistakes. It's been an honor serving with you all. Autobots, roll out


V0rtEX_0

I actually heard the voice of Optimus prime


TwoKeezPlusMz

80's cartoon is the only voice that will ever work for me.


LonePaladin

Odds are it's the same. Peter Cullen has been the voice of Optimus Prime since the original cartoon and 90% of everything that's followed. Heck, there are enough examples of him speaking for that character, when he dies they should be able to put it all together and synth his voice for that character forever.


BoxOfSnoo

They’re using a different actor for the Netflix trilogy series and IIRC he does a pretty good job.


wunderbraten

"Aw shit, I've had my luggage in there!"


Newton2_0

The real bummer is the 16 year old kid who snuck in the back to escape the brutality at home. At least the speakers bump.


Mike-37

Ejecto luggageo cuz!!!


GaryTEllis

Also for me....."Aw shit, I've had my luggage in there!"


Accomplished_Ad920

I want to hear David Attenborough narrate this


Batbuckleyourpants

"Here we see a rare instance of an emergent singularity. this rare event never before captured on film will end humans, inevitably But for now, we get to enjoy this magical moment that is an accidental public display of sentience, if we look close-OH GOD, IT HAS MY BRAIN AND BODY FOREVER!!!"


michaelmordant

Anyone else read this in Cheech’s voice?


Villagedrunkinjun

ehh, i'd rather hear cheech marin narrate


Havarti_Rick

Hear cheech marinate?


thesixgun

Cheech Marinara


bemest

Ozzyman


bruteski226

Bet your Tesla can’t do that!


Soul-Burn

It can't do that, but it can still [dance](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyyN_0_KYR4) a bit.


bruteski226

That’s nothing compared to [telling it to open its butthole](https://www.driving.ca/auto-news/news/this-is-what-happens-when-you-tell-your-tesla-to-open-butthole/amp)


Goodpie2

Blinking lights isn't really dancing.


Soul-Burn

Keep watching though. The doors open and flap and the mirrors move too!


SynysteR1986

Spend all that money to customize their truck but fail to fix the brake light that's out...


elsadad

Probably came loose from all the jerking about. No biggie. Harmless, entertaining, and doesn't impede anyone else. All harmless fun. I still spot the same kind of things as you do though.


Ameteur_Professional

> doesn't impede anyone else. Except the brake lights working. These are still cool though, just should get that fixed when they can.


ShuantheSheep3

100% prefer this and low riders than the street takeovers we get, even if he got a broken taillight


victim80

Twerking trucks.


Krollbar

Twucks.


NexVestrum

twerking twucks owo


aequorea-victoria

Seeing this IRL would absolutely make my day! I would be laughing too hard to drive though.


mikehanigan4

They look like fun guys to hang around.


KKlouDDN9ne

Transformers More than meets the eye


SnowballsAvenger

Couple Transformers readjusting their balls


Plz_dont_judge_me

Must be something about the movement, cos my first thought was 'transformer with a wedgie' lol


KidQuap

Transformers robots and these guys


avantartist

toddler transformers


Ironman91011

There's a glitch in the Transformers


Larsaf

Transformers with a hiccup.


TiedMyDickInAKnot

Twerking + trucks = twucking.


turkeyburgeryas

Take my twucking upvote.


GUACAMOLE_G-SPOT

I hate you Take my upvote.


DoctorPepster

I have a vewy good fwiend in Wome


Boy_Sabaw

You can call the drivers Twuckers


Law12688

WACKY WAVING HYDRAULIC FLAILING TRUCK BEDS WACKY WAVING HYDRAULIC FLAILING TRUCK BEDS


SkyShazad

Someone explain to me what is the point of your Vehicle doing that, we don't have this Stuff in the UK thankgod


Malyk66

Bed dancing, popular in the 90's early 2000 mini truck scene, not as common however you still see them at mini truck shows


PM_YER_BOOTY

I miss mini truckin'!! There were magazines and an entire culture around it for a while. Fun stuff.


Malyk66

Yea man, I had a a bunch (200+) old truckin magazines from the early 80's to the late 90's and I would just flip though them to see all the awesome builds, ended up giving them to an old co-worker of mine cause they where just taking up room


__transient

If you can explain the point of life then I will give you an explanation of the point of doing that to your vehicle


SkyShazad

Lol fair point


mc_squared_03

Crikey, it's the rare mating dance of the Truckius Fuckius.


zinny08

Timonium, Maryland


CouplaDrinksRandy

Came here to say I know that intersection. I’ve seen these guys all over Baltimore City too


mrglumdaddy

I knew it!


Letywolf

America: land of the million ways to waste your money


afroschlan

This must make the days of harsh winter, in the trailer park, just fly by..


3lGuap0

Handy for when you gotta get that last bit of mulch


natislink

Not gonna lie, this would be super useful for stuff like mulch lol


seen-it783

Man I haven't seen those trucks in so long


Gronk_da_Cronk

They took Sir Mix-a-lot’s song to a whole new level.


JayMul9

Talk about flexing.


ajcpullcom

Reminds me of the video where the dogs in the backseats show each other their toys


j-la21

I wonder if our reptilian overlords could have seen this shit happening?


LamarNoDavis

Oh you want a ride? Sure, just hop in the bed


Adorable-Shoulder-43

Twerking


jbertrand_sr

The Transformers are real...


upsize_popiah

r/twerking


grimheart2001

When she says she’s a good girl, but that bass hits in the club…


mrdicksolong

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Impossible_Fish_2826

Yessss!!!!!


memesandkarma

optimus prime couldn't transform back


Ishould_ownthatname

Cars new trailer


Apprehensive_Rope_55

transformers with a computer gliche


TheRealScubaSteve86

I was waiting on the expected car crash, didn’t happen. Good job, OP.


Batbuckleyourpants

The singularity is upon us!


ShamelessMonky94

Autobots, transform!.... Ohh, no these Autobots aren't transforming - they are having seizures. Somebody get Rachet stat!


HaloReachWasBest

Redneck mating ritual


FiXXiNS213

Mini truckin


Notyoaveragemonkey

Transformers with Tourettes


50ishGeek

"I'm outta money, yo"


Thorchen

Don't pass by the homies unless you hit the switch, Don't have hydraulics and act like a bitch!


bigvelli1

“Twerk contest at the light?” “Bet!”


Alarming-Pineapple20

What do you mean its just normal WHAT THE F....


Numerous_Kitchen_537

AMC and Game during the Squeeze!!


MurderDoneRight

Oh no Optimus Prime is having an epilepsy attack!!


frustrated5454

Twerking trucks?


HazSylvia

Cars 3


Ok_Cele2025

They’re talking to each other


DragoFNX

Transformers role out.


Fortnitefan12345678

Transformers are real (but those ones are having a bad day)


Naero_nash

If i back it up is it fat enough? When i throw it back is it fast enough? If i speed it up can you handle dat?!!!!!


Equalibriatlity

I just moved from where this video was taken Looks like Timonium MD! Crazy coincidence


lightofthehalfmoon

Looks like York and Ridgely in Lutherville.


mr_rdit

Transformers failed!


philandmorty

That's York road and Ridgely road in Lutherville Maryland. I am 100% sure that's where this video took place.


HendrikJU

they look like horses trying to throw their rider


vasistan

Bring the nearest exorsist.


janus11235

If Transformers had seizures...


tikisnrot

Those Transformers are broken.


Outrageous-Smile-288

What in the Transformer?


BartekWSH

Tennessee??


slayer991

It's a mating dance between Transformers.


Niz99

I seriously thought for a second that these were actual Transformers ready to rollout lol


OkCommunication2096

Totally explains why that tail light was out.


Mybuttitches3737

Twerking trucks, nice


jberryman

Weird flex...


EducationalAntelope7

Autobots roll out


franzif

You don't have any TÜV in the US?


Ok_Possession_2060

Mating dance https://youtu.be/YvpHBALOCAI


1giov

Transformers in training.


IhleNine

Transformers twerking?


joypadeux

Funtastic


BrokenWalker

These guys should work as imagineers for Disney


BrandoSapien

That road looks really familiar.


MrChimichanga123

Auto bots! Shake dat steel!


TacoNasty

The 90s were fun


Throatpunching

Were they arguing with each other. Seemed like one of them was pissed.


WhiskeyPorno420

That doesn't look like East LA.....


Psych-78

Aww they look like baby transformers that are just discovering their transform powers.


Twinsenza

hwhat in tarnation


smitty3z

Autobots move out.


Rnadom69

The sounds…


Gates9

Yeeep, see that? That’s your problem right there.


O_T_A_K_U_N_I_S_T

Vibin' and mating


suck_it_69

Looks like something an animal would do to try and attract a mate


Deutsch__Dingler

Looks like two drunk transformers desperately trying to transform.


geezup2020

Mini truckin… been around since the 80’s. Cali shit right there


lolcatandy

Straight outta GTA kinda video


Terracrush

Cars BOOTYDANCING on MY _sweet_ CHRISTIAN REDDIT FEED?!


Puzzleheaded-Ebb-284

Transformers


Titties_Mcturnip

When threatened the male Hispanic will engage his Hydraulics to ward off enemy vatos.


MomoFuzzbutt

They must be listing to: Two trucks (having sex) By Lemon Demon.


gr7ace

That clip is crying out for some goggly eyes and wavey stick man type arms.


lordy_nordy

That's one way to empty the bed


The_real_tiny_tom

Best way to shake the mulch/dirt out the landscaping rig.


RustyGrandpaa

Decepticons assemble!


D3ATH_Follows_All

"Sir, I think your truck is haunted?"


BeauTofu

Drunk autobots are no jokes..


Justajed

Another day in Everrett, WA.


scardilat

Transformers foreplay before making out


XxDanflanxx

Those Transformers are drunk AF!


N8clips

Dancing beds,. That’s old school mini truckiN culture


Hyperion704

ah yes, transformers twerking


Unfair_Chard344

Adjusting underwear be like


FriarNurgle

Autobots, freak out.


Nobushi-is-my-wife

Transformers at home be like:


meontheweb

Autobots failed to transform.


brigdaddy

Get Help!!!!Optimus is having a seizure!!!!


SigSalvadore

Autobots drank a little too much antifreeze.


psygnosia

Road Epilepsy


dammmnn69

Cars: Fuck it!! *Starts twerking*


DerotciV

You don’t want to forget the eggs in those trunks


Rule-Of-Thr333

And here I am pouring money into overlanding kits and after market parts. So this is what trucks are for.


BB4MEBB4U

This would be so great for dump runs though!


irridescentsong

Actually hilarious. I hadn't seen this before and laughed a lot because of it. Take my up vote gladly.


celebrityBiguy

And that’s about the time the driver realized that the drugs he took 20 minutes ago were finally kicking in.


Interesting-Try838

Transformers!!!


Full_0f-splend0r

Optimus Primes bastard twin sons


Doscida

“Go ahead and ride in the back kids! I did it when I was a kid, so you’ll be fine!”


Synux

Praise the lowered! It has been a minute since I've seen such a display.


Platium_Gh0st

Transformers doing a mating dance irl


InvisibleInk42

It’s like watching a Decepticon and an Autobot trying to transform to attack each other but they keep getting stuck and finally just give up.


free_lymphocyte

Transformers scratching the itch on their butt


bedgasm_for_one

I've seen some women at the club do the same thing with their rear ends


asdgufu

Just cars in their natural habitat


Schmangeleeka

Transformer twerking


tigerupercunt

Go home Transformers, you're drunk.


jmzwst

Oh look it's a rare truck mating dance in the wild


BloodBlossom24

And here we see the mighty trucks in their natural habitat, they are communicating by moving their beds in strange fashions! CRIKEY LOOK AT THEM GO


MarSc77

autobots: shake that ass!


stonks2r

Those are actually autobots sneezing


angryshark

They should have made a full motion flight simulator instead.


Legal_Rain2788

Shy Transformers?


Hypersapien

I thought for a second they were about to transform into giant robots.


Skeletonman2623

Lol mating time on National Geographic


No_Use1767

Transformers: When a alien bedbug get in their trunk and bites.


horfus_qwarfus

Jerry must have been in the driver seat


CatchSomeZZPlants

I don't know why but this shit had me hollering, especially when the right vehicle's ass started brukking down, thought it was just a normal vehicle.