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A hero in a half shell

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Plastic-Ad2430

Am I not turtly enough for your turtle club


Unspeakable_Mammal

Easily the best quote from all three LOTR films.


diq_liqour

Ikr, Mark Twain is the best.


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kaiheekai

Don’t forget the chameleon Smeagle! One of my all time favorite Disney movies


tolkienphilosopher

You must be illiterate, Tolkien never wrote anything like that. It's not an actual quote you ignorant little man. Oh and another thing, its Smeagole, not Smeagle. Delete your comment and never post here again!


kaiheekai

I’m calling bias!


nicolasmcfly

I'm calling troll bot


shinekakyoinzawarudo

Amogus


bravesfalconshawks

https://youtu.be/ezAJeaCySV4


RedstoneRusty

Wait, you're telling me that movie wasn't created by my fever dream when I was a kid? It actually exists?


bravesfalconshawks

It does indeed exist.


agildehaus

And the turtle scene was filmed on September 11, 2001. No joke.


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Why_Did_Bodie_Die

Completely unrelated but I remember when 9,/11 happened a bunch of movies that were going to be released got put on hold. I swear there was a Spiderman movie and in previews there was supposed to be a scene where Spiderman traps a helicopter between the WTCs but they deleted the scene before releasing the movie. I've tried a few times to verify this but I can't. I'm like 87% sure I remember that shit but I can't prove it


justsomeguy_youknow

[It was real](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ozz8uxW733Q) That clip was always part of the marketing material and not the movie, but they did remove shots of the towers from the finished film


Cosmic_Quasar

Yes. Lt. Commander Data having laughing fits ending in farts is real.


zitfarmer

I dont want to click the link, i may have a flashback.


MegaGrimer

Turtle


whitedaggerballroom

I loved that movie as a kid. I still quote it to this day. I'll never rewatch it though because it would probably be awful lol


hellomotto89

Loved this movie as a kid as well and I was devastated when I saw it has a 1% rating on Rotten Tomatoes


whitedaggerballroom

1%?! Woooow


ThreeThirdTrees

I never knew I wanted to make a turtle shadow till now.


Rhyara

Right?! I'm going to have to remember this next time I'm out at high noon.


sm12511

But if you're outside of a saloon, be on the lookout for real turtles. Stupid quick on the draw, and they don't like to be mocked.


SilverWolfGames1

I made a pp shadow yesterday


WeeWildWilly

All this did was put the horrifying image of a turtle that reveals long pale arms slowly protruding from its shell and because I imagined it now so does the eight people that read this.


Binary_Omlet

Nobody tell them.


Kootlefoosh

Tell them what?


Dipmeinyamondaymilk

him either


Bicuspids

Can this sub go back to actually posting unexpected things? Funny ≠ unexpected


DragonEmperor

This would have been unexpected except for the massive hint in the title.


krastevitsa

Honestly this was kinda expected. I even thought the other dude was taking pictures of the girl, hence the unexpected. But no, just a very expected video.


Kramway99

well it is unexpected. but it isnt really funny. its cute. i dunno what you’re complaining about.


AngryBird-svar

Yeah wtf Its this shit or “look cute doggooooo!!!!!”


spikeyTrike

Turtle Power!!!!


ddddbbbb5

Thank you. That was what came to my mind when I read it also.


RJPeaches

*Squirtle!*


Marconiwireless

Churtle


ItsBoomBoomTime

Huge fan of this girl!


nerdiotic-pervert

I like turtles


neaubee

Who is she?


ItsBoomBoomTime

No idea I just like her style


Ish_Soundankar5

Everyone vibing till the turtle grows a tail


TheDerpyKV-2

But wheres the tail...


blackbeast77

*unzips pants* *Pp smol can't make a tail*


vargasm58

Pizza! Pizza!


IGmeanwell

Gamera!!!!


Pistaf

Bizarro. I love you. Bizarro. I love you.


wizzahd

lol yes! came here to post this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvW-ZGNjBYc


N3GR01D69

That's exactly what I expected


Archaeik

I'll just leave [this](https://imgur.com/6DxFJnQ) here


bigredandthesteve

I’m so doing this


enirose

Squirtle, Churtle, turtle


emmiegeena

Artistry


clorista

This would be funny if it was that girl from the askreddit thread about weird kinks. She had a thing for a specific ninja turtle but I can't find the thread.


mouaragon

Turtle power!


rphdaddyb

Mitch?


TotallyFarhan

AM TORTLE


TotallyFarhan

Reject Humanity Return To turtle


kamikaze_Jones

Turtle power!


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fritzgerald22

Quick!! Does anyone have the link of that one portly fellow that did this ages back?? That was fucking hilarious.


febuary-29-2020

Turtle….I’m gonna go back in my shell now…


Waitforthebus

This is the kind of influencer I could get behind


ivnwng

If I had a penny for every post I see of a person playing with their shadows to form a turtle, I'd have 2 pennies! Which isn't a lot but it's strange that it happened 2 times in the span of 24 hours, is this a new trend?


TurbulentRabbit6366

Needs a tail. I think you know what to do.


CullenCobain

People are weird animals haha


Magicalgirlari

It's the little things in life that keep you going


LassieTC

türtle


flash_boner

If only she had a reverse penis.


SilverWolfGames1

The other guy is a.... Cactus?


elephant_bukkake

TMNT intro https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M2OVzJvb7j4


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the_fancy_wookie

TURTLE POWER!


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83gem

Am I not turtle-ley enough?


noobtripleR

Michael Reeves wants your location


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guacamully

Wait so there’s a time of day where anyone can do this right? Turtle time?


iBagwan

Is that Mitch McConnell?


EelSoup91

The shadow next to her looks like a toad taking the picture


Tande-1

Give thoes slimers a beer.


RydotraTheSecond

Now wait until she drops a tail


thy___lord

Squirt squirtel


JJX77

Master shifu?!


lowkeyantisocial420

Basically what it looks like if April had one of the turtles kids😅


Toddexposure

When I wear a turtle neck and walk very slowly across the street on a red light and my skin becomes wrinkled ... I become sensitive to the possibility of cultural appropriation.


The_Moonboy

Turtle power!


snapsnspressos-

I’m going to be the master of disguise!


kuzmic187

Looks more like a blastoise at the beginning


LiebestraumLiszt

how is this unexpected


Albino_Turnip

There’s a turtle in all of us...


Hooperdupers

TURTLE POWER!


Satanz-Daughter

It’s Mitch McConnell


beanschungus

wrong sub, my friend


RumRogerz

Teenage Mutant NINJA TURTLES Teenage Mutant Ninja TURTLES


DanES104

I like the squeezing part


TheNoobThatWentRee

I just thought if turtles having human hands and I think I should bleach my brain now


FeefaPlayer

The camera angle and lighting made it look like a certain type of video... A title could be "DVDF-234: Street Turtle Man Woman on Sunny Day"


JamSkull166

she's got a turtle if u know what i mean


PM_ME_UR_WHITEGIRLS

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