A hero in a half shell
By - ClementinaMcdermott
**OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:**
>!Look i am a turtle!<
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Am I not turtly enough for your turtle club
Easily the best quote from all three LOTR films.
Ikr, Mark Twain is the best.
Don’t forget the chameleon Smeagle! One of my all time favorite Disney movies
You must be illiterate, Tolkien never wrote anything like that. It's not an actual quote you ignorant little man. Oh and another thing, its Smeagole, not Smeagle. Delete your comment and never post here again!
I’m calling bias!
I'm calling troll bot
Wait, you're telling me that movie wasn't created by my fever dream when I was a kid? It actually exists?
It does indeed exist.
And the turtle scene was filmed on September 11, 2001. No joke.
Completely unrelated but I remember when 9,/11 happened a bunch of movies that were going to be released got put on hold. I swear there was a Spiderman movie and in previews there was supposed to be a scene where Spiderman traps a helicopter between the WTCs but they deleted the scene before releasing the movie. I've tried a few times to verify this but I can't. I'm like 87% sure I remember that shit but I can't prove it
[It was real](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ozz8uxW733Q)
That clip was always part of the marketing material and not the movie, but they did remove shots of the towers from the finished film
Yes. Lt. Commander Data having laughing fits ending in farts is real.
I dont want to click the link, i may have a flashback.
I loved that movie as a kid. I still quote it to this day. I'll never rewatch it though because it would probably be awful lol
Loved this movie as a kid as well and I was devastated when I saw it has a 1% rating on Rotten Tomatoes
I never knew I wanted to make a turtle shadow till now.
Right?! I'm going to have to remember this next time I'm out at high noon.
But if you're outside of a saloon, be on the lookout for real turtles. Stupid quick on the draw, and they don't like to be mocked.
I made a pp shadow yesterday
All this did was put the horrifying image of a turtle that reveals long pale arms slowly protruding from its shell and because I imagined it now so does the eight people that read this.
Nobody tell them.
Tell them what?
Can this sub go back to actually posting unexpected things? Funny ≠ unexpected
This would have been unexpected except for the massive hint in the title.
Honestly this was kinda expected.
I even thought the other dude was taking pictures of the girl, hence the unexpected. But no, just a very expected video.
well it is unexpected. but it isnt really funny. its cute. i dunno what you’re complaining about.
Its this shit or “look cute doggooooo!!!!!”
Thank you. That was what came to my mind when I read it also.
Huge fan of this girl!
I like turtles
Who is she?
No idea I just like her style
Everyone vibing till the turtle grows a tail
But wheres the tail...
*Pp smol can't make a tail*
Bizarro. I love you. Bizarro. I love you.
lol yes! came here to post this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvW-ZGNjBYc
That's exactly what I expected
I'll just leave [this](https://imgur.com/6DxFJnQ) here
I’m so doing this
Squirtle, Churtle, turtle
This would be funny if it was that girl from the askreddit thread about weird kinks. She had a thing for a specific ninja turtle but I can't find the thread.
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Quick!! Does anyone have the link of that one portly fellow that did this ages back?? That was fucking hilarious.
Turtle….I’m gonna go back in my shell now…
This is the kind of influencer I could get behind
If I had a penny for every post I see of a person playing with their shadows to form a turtle, I'd have 2 pennies! Which isn't a lot but it's strange that it happened 2 times in the span of 24 hours, is this a new trend?
Needs a tail. I think you know what to do.
People are weird animals haha
It's the little things in life that keep you going
If only she had a reverse penis.
The other guy is a.... Cactus?
TMNT intro https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M2OVzJvb7j4
Am I not turtle-ley enough?
Michael Reeves wants your location
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Wait so there’s a time of day where anyone can do this right? Turtle time?
Is that Mitch McConnell?
The shadow next to her looks like a toad taking the picture
Give thoes slimers a beer.
Now wait until she drops a tail
Basically what it looks like if April had one of the turtles kids😅
When I wear a turtle neck and walk very slowly across the street on a red light and my skin becomes wrinkled ... I become sensitive to the possibility of cultural appropriation.
I’m going to be the master of disguise!
Looks more like a blastoise at the beginning
how is this unexpected
There’s a turtle in all of us...
It’s Mitch McConnell
wrong sub, my friend
I like the squeezing part
I just thought if turtles having human hands and I think I should bleach my brain now
The camera angle and lighting made it look like a certain type of video... A title could be "DVDF-234: Street Turtle Man Woman on Sunny Day"
she's got a turtle if u know what i mean