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Let01

People in horror movies will say its the wind and proceed to camp in the cemetery


Mypopsecrets

"Honey, we can't leave. You know I spent my entire life savings on this house that's made out of cursed tombstones!"


Epena501

My biggest pet peeve is when the spouse brings up sone concerning shit to their partner and they just get brushed off. If my wife would straight up come to me and say she saw 2 headed aliens with chupacabra type bodies in the backyard you better fucking believe that we would be out and renting somewhere else within 24 hours.


FnfHeat

For a sec....I thought you were gonna say investigate. Scared me for a moment


Lord_Ho-Ryu

Maybe HIRE someone to investigate. Might be worth a fortune on one of those supernatural TV shows.


YdocT

Just DM me.... It's a hobby.


SaidEveryone

You die at the hands of the undead for a hobby? How expensive is it to get into that?


divedconh_287

Not money expensive, life expensive


Goodpie2

The insurance premiums are killer.


kidnamedtonny

No. Call the one old lady to come talk to the spirits and ask the “what’s brackin’”


Nizzemancer

Just call the Scooby gang


TractionJackson

Investigate...with a Benelli M4.


FnfHeat

What’s a bullet to a ghost? Edit: I forget we talking aliens. Better prepared than most. I’ll allow it lol


TractionJackson

What's a ghost to my physical body?


FnfHeat

What’s a coffin with A scratched ceiling?


Johnnyocean

Must not be white ppl. I would wanna go investigate tho


Salanmander

"I'm going to go investigate. Stay here. If I'm not back in 30 minutes, come try to figure out what happened to me."


BlightFantasy3467

Let's split up gang


notgoodatthis60285

Yea not me. My wife says she sees people in my house all the time. I just say she’s crazy. Seems fine to me. I’ve never seen them.


Suspicious_Ice_3160

Bro you realize that there is a reason they bring it up? Like they’ve already talked to themselves about whether they’re crazy, if they actually saw it and whether you’d even believe them. Sure, if it’s just a joke then no harm done, but if she’s telling the truth there is probably one of 2 very big problems. The first obviously being that she might be unwell mentally, schizophrenia can cause hallucinations that seem very very real, for example. Sleep deprivation can also cause very real hallucinations, but those actually feel different to me than “ghost sightings” I’ve had tbh. If it’s not mental, And she is still telling the truth, then my guy, you might have some ghosties. They literally can’t hurt you or affect very much aside from being creepy. From my experiences.


notgoodatthis60285

Oh totally. I didn’t completely brush her off. I wrote a comment above you can see in response. But totally know the mental aspect. But she has this stuff all the time. Nothing crazy, just people. Told her she was probably like “Sixth sense.” Maybe they want help.


Suspicious_Ice_3160

Okay cool heard! I just wanted to put it out there that i, personally, have experienced both. It’s hard to put into words, but I have a flight or fight response talking about one of the supernatural sightings from 17 (or more) years ago and remember it almost perfectly. As for the sleep deprivation people, they seemed normal and that they belonged in my bedroom at 3 AM with no faces or features. I’m glad you didn’t just brush her off though! Genuinely stressed me out a little bit lmao and also to add on, none of my “supernatural encounters” were very crazy. Just some humanoid that you feel in the pit of your stomach shouldn’t be there. You just know you shouldn’t be looking at it, but if you look away, it might get closer without you seeing and that fear keeps your eyes on the creature. Just to clarify, when I say “creature” it’s because I know damn well it’s not just a person. I just seemed to know the second I saw it. One was a very small, foot and a half person in very colorful clothing looking for something in my friends bathroom, when it noticed me, I think I fell asleep, but the trash was still strewn on the floor. The second was a very large man, probably over 6 foot at least, with a black hat and trench coat, holding a briefcase. No features again, but I knew it was staring at me as I laid in bed. Watched it for what felt like days until it just turned and walked out of my bedroom. Being a young white kid I of course chase that bitch and pop a light on to see it and scream for my parents, who’s room it had just walked into, and in the literal split second of the light turning on, it coalesced into a shadow and flew under their bed. Watched the entire thing. Sorry for the super long comment! I’m high and I ramble.


notgoodatthis60285

You’re cool bro. Good read. Appreciate the stories. Thanks.


Suspicious_Ice_3160

Thanks! Glad it wasn’t too badly formatted lmao I have so many more from myself and friends/family as well! We are kind of a lightning rod apparently for weird shit


DiamondVanisher

You... saw a big man watching you? wha.. You don't get nightmares from that? I'd fucking scream the moment I see that... And you say you were young too.. freaking hell your brave... Opt-in for the ghost busters man Edit: From how weird it sounds I kind of want to get one but from how scary it sounds I'm literally shaking and looking at my back every second to see if there is one lol


Suspicious_Ice_3160

You know what’s crazy? I knew, the second I saw and felt him enter the room, he was not an intruder. I think that makes it scarier than anything, not to mention our 150lb great-Dane/black lab didn’t make a peep. And what’s even crazier? I’ve had people, like my best friend from grade 3 to beyond highschool and my first ever girlfriend, both in another state from the incident describe him to me. Before I told them anything about it.


DiamondVanisher

they described him to you? how? Are you sure this isn't a serial killer using some invisible cloak to poof into the shadows? I heard those actually exist. ([**https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pE1qRAKoqA**](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pE1qRAKoqA)\*\*)\*\*In the video, you can actually only see the man's shadow just like you described he turned into a shadow? Also, how do you know you weren't also hallucinating them telling you this stuff too? Doesn't that scare you? Knowing that any moment you live could just be a hallucination? This comment could be a hallucination? Or do you know when you hallucinate?


auctor_ignotus

Get a carbon monoxide detector. She may be more sensitive than you.


macutchi

Have you got a carbon monoxide alarm in the house? Just askin'.


cardboardunderwear

Let's not forget good ol carbon monoxide poisoning


theCrownedRoyal

Ghosts aren't real my man. People get scared at night, it doesn't mean that an evil spirit is actually a thing


AqifAtif

she maybe saw some djinn


b4ud

>If it’s not mental, And she is still telling the truth, then my guy, you might have some ghosties. They literally can’t hurt you or affect very much aside from being creepy. From my experiences You might want to read the first paragraph you wrote again


Epena501

She might be telling the truth my dude. I was obviously exaggerating in my comment but the point is that we shouldn’t just brush it off if it’s brought up to our attention.


notgoodatthis60285

I didn’t totally brush it off. I’m sure she is. There’s things I did around the house to make her feel more comfortable. We have Native Americans in our fam and they told her some thing I can do to help. They seemed to help. Haven’t had anymore visitors for awhile.


Sixty9Cuda

This is no way to treat the in-laws!


notgoodatthis60285

Touché.


DrunkenGolfer

Those are your children.


thin_white_dutchess

Oh, my husband would totally investigate. He has no sense of self preservation at all (which is sometimes a good thing, usually not), and is convinced that every concerning noise is a chihuahua in a sweater with allergies or some shit. He’s broken. It seems to be working for him though. I just gave up fighting it. It’s who he is.


GrimFumo

Your husband sounds like a cool dude, ask him if he wants to hang out and have a dad date, we can chase ghosts in the woods and cook bbq.


thin_white_dutchess

Oh, he gets to use his smoker? He’s down.


Tuupiii

Rookie numbers. We aren’t even lasting another hour in the house. Grab the shit and LEAVE


b4ud

I'd have a serious talk with her and try to get an appointment with a psychiatrist


gametimebrizzle

Not in today's market you wouldn't be....


Jspiral

Not that night?


texasradioandthebigb

You mean the other place with triple-headed wendigos?


UrGirlCallMePosiden

Wait wait wait a minute... you would wait a whole 24 hours before leaving?!


DarkFungus1

Lol dude, for realz.


kausthubnarayan

*Next scene* Family pet is found mauled to death under the car or garage.


psycharious

“Damn neighbor kids, mauling dogs and slamming doors”


sm12511

As long as they stay off the lawn.


MightBBlueovrU

Best movie premise ever. Get this into production now!


UncleBucks_Shovel

So I save random comments that make me laugh, like a ‘spit out my coffee’ kinda laugh. Then, I wait till I receive my free award to give it to them. And here we are waiting for that free award lol.


Mypopsecrets

Haha, thanks Uncle Buck


tenshinchan

If you were selling that cursed tombstone house today, you’d get two above asking price offers by the end of the day.


SundayCheeze

I can imagine this is something Peter Griffin could say. Anyway, it made me laugh!


AliciaKills

[eddie murphy - haunted houses](https://youtu.be/InLfUMjyKNo)


babypho

In this real estate market you gotta do what you gotta do.


drummerman31

Love the commercial. Why don't we get into the running car. Dude replies, ARE YOU CRAZY? Let's go hide behind the hanging chainsaws. 😂


DefNotNoah21

Maybe we should split up


ThrowMeAwayAccount08

“Did you just fart?”


Gabrielredux

“Let’s split up and see if we can find out what that is”


AlbinoWino11

‘You go check the basement and I’ll check the woodshed’


Komission

"Could I borrow your noise cancelling headphones?"


1Gamerer

"What??"


reallyreallyspicy

Bro 😂


aquaetgvcc

Comedy gold


D-o-n-t_a-s-k

You check the basement and the woodshed. I'll check back at the car


AlbinoWino11

(Murder laying down in back seat).


spikes2020

Zones, I'll check the refrigerator.


GivememyfookinBEANS

*Divorce papers intensifies*


robtheshadow

Let’s have sex on the hood of the car.


Busy_Ad_5342

Was that a Aztec death whistle


Harry-Hasler

“Siri add Aztec death whistle to my shopping list”


Mutt1223

“Alexa, please order an Aztec death whistle” *Shuffling songs by… Miley Cyrus*


Harry-Hasler

Well close enough I suppose since hearing that shit would have the same effect on me. No wandering around a graveyard in the middle of the night required.


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Llohr

And here I was thinking Limp Bizkit.


Busy_Ad_5342

Also order a grim reaper costume and go to a retirement home


RascalCreeper

You are a psychopath. Take my upvote.


whisperskeep

Death [whistle](https://youtu.be/_Sw0VCtZs-g) and a cute girl


hates_all_bots

"An authentic Aztec death whistle will require 7 human sacrifices. Should I order it?"


ThirdFloorNorth

[This guy](https://www.etsy.com/shop/AztecDeathWhistles?ref=simple-shop-header-name&listing_id=258623821) makes pretty fucking fantastic ones.


Hellhult

Imagine hearing that shit x1000 as an army of sun worshipping warriors wanna cut your heart out.


mmbeppi

Fuck dude I just wanna grow some Maìz


C--K

Imagine being a Roman soldier marching through the woods of northern England and hearing [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DIIaCUJ1yQ)


TheQuilbilly

It's beautiful! Is it meant to be? Cause, if I were walking in the woods and i heard that I would be enthralled. Plus, he's using beats like a didgeridoo which is cool too!


MisfitHeather138

That is hauntingly beautiful. Wow.


huggerofnone

Terrifying


AvatarBoomi

“Men, i know those screams are horrifying, but just remember this; we have guns!”


Boryalyc

yup


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MisfitHeather138

Sounds like a mountain lion to me also Edit : the original clip sounded like a mountain lion. The horn was beautiful.


Kimotabraxas

I got a 3D printed one of those ages ago wanting to see if it really sounded like a scream, which it kinda did. But I can also get a nice low whistle tone out of it which makes me think the screaming thing is a completely unintentional side effect of just blowing too hard.


A_Little_Tornado

I believe so. I have one, and it sounds just like that.


cipri_tom

Documentary about it https://youtu.be/Z-YfHg2_vjI


GodOfAtheism

Musta been a really good one because mine certainly doesn't sound that good.


shiftdy

What they didn't randomly shoot at the darkness?


Imlouwhoareyou

They don’t randomly shoot at darkness. They randomly shoot at dark colored, huge difference.


king21736

Or they'll call backup for a minor crime.


ForgettableUsername

"I attack the darkness." "Can I have a Mountain [Dew](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_aJgcVv62Y)!?"


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tacotuesdaytaxpayer

It's been years since I've seen this. Thank you.


ForgettableUsername

It was from a while back.


DoubleOhOne

"Are there any girls there?"


xvsacme

*sigh* YEAH.


DoubleOhOne

"Ok well if there's any girls there I wanna dew them!"


mordeh

Fantastic reference, I love you


siqiniq

Maybe they are not American?


Itchy-Not-Scratchy

It wasn't black enough.


Mutt1223

It’s not a dog, sheesh


AssPennies

[Aztec Death Whistle](https://youtu.be/I9QuO09z-SI?t=49)


Rymdanka

"Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?"


SURVIVQR-

That would be the vuvuzela


Nofucksgiven0017

Fuckin ruined the 2010 world cup for me.Had to watch full 90 minutes on mute.


nynndi

My neighbors at the back still have one and every time there's a football/soccer match, they let their kids have at it for the duration for the match. In their backyard. In a not very spacious neighborhood.


SubtlyOvert

I'm fairly certain that's a war crime.


EvilRastas

Damn vuvuzela.


surface_ripened

yes.


GooseBonk1

What does that sound like?


DeadlySphinx

A vuvuzela.


GooseBonk1

What’s that?


ElmerJShagnasty

The most annoying sound in the world. C'mon, dude. Try and keep up.


dfp819

Imagine you make a heralds horn, but you make it out of shitty plastic with zero regards for if it sounds good, as long as it’s really loud. That’s a vuvuzela.


Colderofficial

They were beautiful... I'm proud of my country😂😢 Weren't they banned from fifa after that?


idlestrider

MOCK


tatas323

That's pretty metal


birdietraininvain

Seems like that instrument would be to Metal what the harmonica is to Folk


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thoruktor

Good lord! The first time i was "okay i can see that getting pretty creepy with good echo like this vid" then it went so far past this! Tortuous murder whistle is more accurate.


tripleHpotter

So that was a person making that noise and not an animal?


MisfitHeather138

I don't know for sure, but it sounds like a mountain lion to me.


Vercengetorex

Yeah, sounds a lot like a mountain lion scream.


tripleHpotter

That’s what I thought!


foiz5

Super cursed


nerdiotic-pervert

Why does it sound like the souls of the damned screaming in agony? Is it made from a special material? Does it have a specially carved inside part? Is it made from the devil’s larynx? I will be thinking about this while I try to go to sleep tonight.


blolfighter

I saw a video once where a pipeline had broken and people were scavenging gasoline(?) from it. One moment everything was fine, the next moment something must have sparked, because suddenly everything was on fire, people included. It was filmed from a distance and the quality wasn't great, so that dulled the emotional impact a bit. But the screams, man. The screams sounded like this.


Jackmyduck

sounds like my gf when I've forgotten to put the seat down.... ;-P


schulzie420

Or the wrong hole ?


ItWasn7Me

Not enough f bombs


Tripledtities

You missed my asshole again!


FirstMiddleLass

I've missed it every night since you left.


hobo_master3000

Two of the smartest cops I've ever seen 😂


TheQuilbilly

I'm dying! Also, I'd be willing to bet that those two were the rookies getting punked on a fake but spooky call to a cemetery. It's just got that vibe.


hobo_master3000

Hahaha, maybe


jraps26

Anyways, that's how I got away and didn't get arrested.


ThatKiwiBro

Sounds like a mountain lion


theamazighspiderman

mountain lions are the reason why people thought witches hid in the wood edit: [enjoy](https://youtu.be/y-Fcqdv0G6k)


dfp819

Foxes can sound pretty scary as well. Like a high pitched scream It’s pretty unsettling if you are, for example a child who has no god damned idea what the fuck is screaming outside at night, until one day you see a fox make that noise, and that’s great cause it means people aren’t getting murdered in the woods behind your house.


A_Few_Mooses

Happened to me as well, buddy.


themissinglint

That's one theory.


Big_Dirty_Piss_Boner

>mountain lions are the reason why people thought witches hid in the wood Which people? Western people thought there were witches in the woods before they populated areas where mountain lions were living...


FirstMiddleLass

That and the witches.


chrisk9

Sounds like someone else lost it after this woman had been singing again - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmbVH-3n0Aw


ForgettableUsername

You mean a whistle lion.


CountDraco1445

Sounds like an Aztec death whistle.


ConeMaster4000

My neighbors dog was screaming like this a night ago, I dont doubt its a whistle but that dog was loud


skepsis420

Sounds like a mountain lion in heat to me https://youtu.be/UE7YOJVSoIs


RedPunkin86

Aztec scream whistle? Or mayan not sure but am pretty sure it was a war thing they used to scare the shit outa people If im right credit goes to taliesin jaffe


Oakvilleresident

You're right.The theory is they used to blow a whole bunch when going into battle against the Spanish .Another theory is they were used during sacrifices . They are usually shaped like skulls.


Suspicious_Ice_3160

Bone flute?! :D


RedPunkin86

Yup but i remember him explaining what it was based on and it seemed like this


Suspicious_Ice_3160

Oh yes exactly, it was based on the Aztec death whistle! I was just happy to see another critter out and about on Reddit lmao


bifftanin1955

The noise I make when I wake up and realize I have to live another day


FirstMiddleLass

You kill me and then I'll kill you. They'll never trace it back to us.


bifftanin1955

So I’m not the only one whose had this fucked up idea. You drive a hard bargain but our family members would be sad. But ask me again in 20 years when they’ve passed on.


RegularFee1400

I'm doing that right now 😂😂


RandoRando66

No it's not a Aztec death whistle. It's two cops making a tiktok using a sound from a other video (of two cops doing the same thing, but theirs was the original)


JioVega

Send this video without context to someone you hate


3ndt1mes

*Behold, the majestic mating call of Florida man.*


kcasnar

Wtf kind of whistle is that?


Hellhult

Aztec Death Whistle


Tripledtities

The whistles go woo


spetzie55

Meanwhile if I'm ever being attacked by some large animal/person while I'm screaming, I don't want to call these two!


aliensarenowhere

Or a mountain lion.


Boryalyc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9QuO09z-SI


aliensarenowhere

https://youtu.be/pxo8X5uIWRE Have a look, almost sounds the same!


Boryalyc

They sound similar, but from where I got the video it says it was the whistle. Realistically, it could be either one.


Chrisbudrow

Really fun to do in parking garages.. In case anyone who orders one wants to practice


Crypt0n0ob

Imagine going to your car in one of those old creepy underground parking lots with single blinking fluorescent lamp at night and you hear this.


dfp819

I imagined it, and it was indeed rather spooky.


IDrinkMyBreakfast

That was a deer. I had this happen to me in broad daylight and nearly dropped my shotgun. Edit: aww hell no, that’s no deer


Boryalyc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_Sw0VCtZs-g


IDrinkMyBreakfast

Holy shit! Boy, was I wrong. That is some scary-ass shit. I want one!


Less-House5922

Howd you originated deer from that noise? Like I mean they can make some loud noises, but I've never heard a deer make a noise like that


IDrinkMyBreakfast

I was hog hunting one morning and was just walking into the woods. About 100 yards in, 3 doe’s were just standing there, watching me and I didn’t see them (I’m a terrible hunter). One of them let out this blood curdling scream that made my butt pucker, which is better than the opposite, I suppose. Still laugh about it.


MycroFeline

We have deer around our place that sound kind of like this, but shorter. Barking Deer they’re called.


IFTTTexas

That’s cowboy murderin’ cannibals!


Fake_Watch_Salesman

Serve and protect. Protect, my ass!


Cholo_Gato

A Mayan death whistle. Nice!


onerepmax

Squatch.


ashley-hazers

Samsquanch.


Weird-Blueberry6043

Its all good guys satan just stubbed his toe on a grave stone while messing around in the dark.


_ThatOnePotato_

I FEEL GOOOD, du du du du dun


pepesAdvocato

Is that an Aztec death whistle? My brother has one.


VarenDerpsAround

Jesus fucking Christ $1,800 well spent


maxiquintillion

It's a tik tok or some shit


sexyhotnoodles

That was my dad sneezing, sorry guys