Strangely, what you just heard was a whistle.
By - Boryalyc
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>!whistle go reeeeeeee!<
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People in horror movies will say its the wind and proceed to camp in the cemetery
"Honey, we can't leave. You know I spent my entire life savings on this house that's made out of cursed tombstones!"
My biggest pet peeve is when the spouse brings up sone concerning shit to their partner and they just get brushed off.
If my wife would straight up come to me and say she saw 2 headed aliens with chupacabra type bodies in the backyard you better fucking believe that we would be out and renting somewhere else within 24 hours.
For a sec....I thought you were gonna say investigate. Scared me for a moment
Maybe HIRE someone to investigate. Might be worth a fortune on one of those supernatural TV shows.
Just DM me.... It's a hobby.
You die at the hands of the undead for a hobby? How expensive is it to get into that?
Not money expensive, life expensive
The insurance premiums are killer.
No. Call the one old lady to come talk to the spirits and ask the “what’s brackin’”
Just call the Scooby gang
Investigate...with a Benelli M4.
What’s a bullet to a ghost?
Edit: I forget we talking aliens. Better prepared than most. I’ll allow it lol
What's a ghost to my physical body?
What’s a coffin with A scratched ceiling?
Must not be white ppl. I would wanna go investigate tho
"I'm going to go investigate. Stay here. If I'm not back in 30 minutes, come try to figure out what happened to me."
Let's split up gang
Yea not me. My wife says she sees people in my house all the time. I just say she’s crazy. Seems fine to me. I’ve never seen them.
Bro you realize that there is a reason they bring it up? Like they’ve already talked to themselves about whether they’re crazy, if they actually saw it and whether you’d even believe them. Sure, if it’s just a joke then no harm done, but if she’s telling the truth there is probably one of 2 very big problems. The first obviously being that she might be unwell mentally, schizophrenia can cause hallucinations that seem very very real, for example. Sleep deprivation can also cause very real hallucinations, but those actually feel different to me than “ghost sightings” I’ve had tbh.
If it’s not mental, And she is still telling the truth, then my guy, you might have some ghosties. They literally can’t hurt you or affect very much aside from being creepy. From my experiences.
Oh totally. I didn’t completely brush her off. I wrote a comment above you can see in response. But totally know the mental aspect. But she has this stuff all the time. Nothing crazy, just people. Told her she was probably like “Sixth sense.” Maybe they want help.
Okay cool heard! I just wanted to put it out there that i, personally, have experienced both. It’s hard to put into words, but I have a flight or fight response talking about one of the supernatural sightings from 17 (or more) years ago and remember it almost perfectly. As for the sleep deprivation people, they seemed normal and that they belonged in my bedroom at 3 AM with no faces or features.
I’m glad you didn’t just brush her off though! Genuinely stressed me out a little bit lmao and also to add on, none of my “supernatural encounters” were very crazy. Just some humanoid that you feel in the pit of your stomach shouldn’t be there. You just know you shouldn’t be looking at it, but if you look away, it might get closer without you seeing and that fear keeps your eyes on the creature.
Just to clarify, when I say “creature” it’s because I know damn well it’s not just a person. I just seemed to know the second I saw it. One was a very small, foot and a half person in very colorful clothing looking for something in my friends bathroom, when it noticed me, I think I fell asleep, but the trash was still strewn on the floor.
The second was a very large man, probably over 6 foot at least, with a black hat and trench coat, holding a briefcase. No features again, but I knew it was staring at me as I laid in bed. Watched it for what felt like days until it just turned and walked out of my bedroom. Being a young white kid I of course chase that bitch and pop a light on to see it and scream for my parents, who’s room it had just walked into, and in the literal split second of the light turning on, it coalesced into a shadow and flew under their bed. Watched the entire thing.
Sorry for the super long comment! I’m high and I ramble.
You’re cool bro. Good read. Appreciate the stories. Thanks.
Thanks! Glad it wasn’t too badly formatted lmao I have so many more from myself and friends/family as well! We are kind of a lightning rod apparently for weird shit
You... saw a big man watching you? wha.. You don't get nightmares from that? I'd fucking scream the moment I see that... And you say you were young too.. freaking hell your brave... Opt-in for the ghost busters man
Edit: From how weird it sounds I kind of want to get one but from how scary it sounds I'm literally shaking and looking at my back every second to see if there is one lol
You know what’s crazy? I knew, the second I saw and felt him enter the room, he was not an intruder. I think that makes it scarier than anything, not to mention our 150lb great-Dane/black lab didn’t make a peep. And what’s even crazier? I’ve had people, like my best friend from grade 3 to beyond highschool and my first ever girlfriend, both in another state from the incident describe him to me. Before I told them anything about it.
they described him to you? how? Are you sure this isn't a serial killer using some invisible cloak to poof into the shadows? I heard those actually exist. ([**https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pE1qRAKoqA**](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pE1qRAKoqA)\*\*)\*\*In the video, you can actually only see the man's shadow just like you described he turned into a shadow? Also, how do you know you weren't also hallucinating them telling you this stuff too? Doesn't that scare you? Knowing that any moment you live could just be a hallucination? This comment could be a hallucination? Or do you know when you hallucinate?
Get a carbon monoxide detector. She may be more sensitive than you.
Have you got a carbon monoxide alarm in the house?
Let's not forget good ol carbon monoxide poisoning
Ghosts aren't real my man. People get scared at night, it doesn't mean that an evil spirit is actually a thing
she maybe saw some djinn
>If it’s not mental, And she is still telling the truth, then my guy, you might have some ghosties. They literally can’t hurt you or affect very much aside from being creepy. From my experiences
You might want to read the first paragraph you wrote again
She might be telling the truth my dude. I was obviously exaggerating in my comment but the point is that we shouldn’t just brush it off if it’s brought up to our attention.
I didn’t totally brush it off. I’m sure she is. There’s things I did around the house to make her feel more comfortable. We have Native Americans in our fam and they told her some thing I can do to help. They seemed to help. Haven’t had anymore visitors for awhile.
This is no way to treat the in-laws!
Those are your children.
Oh, my husband would totally investigate. He has no sense of self preservation at all (which is sometimes a good thing, usually not), and is convinced that every concerning noise is a chihuahua in a sweater with allergies or some shit. He’s broken. It seems to be working for him though. I just gave up fighting it. It’s who he is.
Your husband sounds like a cool dude, ask him if he wants to hang out and have a dad date, we can chase ghosts in the woods and cook bbq.
Oh, he gets to use his smoker? He’s down.
Rookie numbers. We aren’t even lasting another hour in the house. Grab the shit and LEAVE
I'd have a serious talk with her and try to get an appointment with a psychiatrist
Not in today's market you wouldn't be....
Not that night?
You mean the other place with triple-headed wendigos?
Wait wait wait a minute... you would wait a whole 24 hours before leaving?!
Lol dude, for realz.
Family pet is found mauled to death under the car or garage.
“Damn neighbor kids, mauling dogs and slamming doors”
As long as they stay off the lawn.
Best movie premise ever. Get this into production now!
So I save random comments that make me laugh, like a ‘spit out my coffee’ kinda laugh. Then, I wait till I receive my free award to give it to them. And here we are waiting for that free award lol.
Haha, thanks Uncle Buck
If you were selling that cursed tombstone house today, you’d get two above asking price offers by the end of the day.
I can imagine this is something Peter Griffin could say. Anyway, it made me laugh!
[eddie murphy - haunted houses](https://youtu.be/InLfUMjyKNo)
In this real estate market you gotta do what you gotta do.
Love the commercial. Why don't we get into the running car. Dude replies, ARE YOU CRAZY? Let's go hide behind the hanging chainsaws. 😂
Maybe we should split up
“Did you just fart?”
“Let’s split up and see if we can find out what that is”
‘You go check the basement and I’ll check the woodshed’
"Could I borrow your noise cancelling headphones?"
You check the basement and the woodshed. I'll check back at the car
(Murder laying down in back seat).
Zones, I'll check the refrigerator.
*Divorce papers intensifies*
Let’s have sex on the hood of the car.
Was that a Aztec death whistle
“Siri add Aztec death whistle to my shopping list”
“Alexa, please order an Aztec death whistle”
*Shuffling songs by… Miley Cyrus*
Well close enough I suppose since hearing that shit would have the same effect on me. No wandering around a graveyard in the middle of the night required.
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And here I was thinking Limp Bizkit.
Also order a grim reaper costume and go to a retirement home
You are a psychopath.
Take my upvote.
Death [whistle](https://youtu.be/_Sw0VCtZs-g) and a cute girl
"An authentic Aztec death whistle will require 7 human sacrifices. Should I order it?"
[This guy](https://www.etsy.com/shop/AztecDeathWhistles?ref=simple-shop-header-name&listing_id=258623821) makes pretty fucking fantastic ones.
Imagine hearing that shit x1000 as an army of sun worshipping warriors wanna cut your heart out.
Fuck dude I just wanna grow some Maìz
Imagine being a Roman soldier marching through the woods of northern England and hearing [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DIIaCUJ1yQ)
It's beautiful! Is it meant to be? Cause, if I were walking in the woods and i heard that I would be enthralled.
Plus, he's using beats like a didgeridoo which is cool too!
That is hauntingly beautiful. Wow.
“Men, i know those screams are horrifying, but just remember this; we have guns!”
Sounds like a mountain lion to me also
Edit : the original clip sounded like a mountain lion. The horn was beautiful.
I got a 3D printed one of those ages ago wanting to see if it really sounded like a scream, which it kinda did. But I can also get a nice low whistle tone out of it which makes me think the screaming thing is a completely unintentional side effect of just blowing too hard.
I believe so. I have one, and it sounds just like that.
Documentary about it https://youtu.be/Z-YfHg2_vjI
Musta been a really good one because mine certainly doesn't sound that good.
What they didn't randomly shoot at the darkness?
They don’t randomly shoot at darkness. They randomly shoot at dark colored, huge difference.
Or they'll call backup for a minor crime.
"I attack the darkness."
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It's been years since I've seen this. Thank you.
It was from a while back.
"Are there any girls there?"
"Ok well if there's any girls there I wanna dew them!"
Fantastic reference, I love you
Maybe they are not American?
It wasn't black enough.
It’s not a dog, sheesh
[Aztec Death Whistle](https://youtu.be/I9QuO09z-SI?t=49)
"Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?"
That would be the vuvuzela
Fuckin ruined the 2010 world cup for me.Had to watch full 90 minutes on mute.
My neighbors at the back still have one and every time there's a football/soccer match, they let their kids have at it for the duration for the match. In their backyard. In a not very spacious neighborhood.
I'm fairly certain that's a war crime.
What does that sound like?
The most annoying sound in the world. C'mon, dude. Try and keep up.
Imagine you make a heralds horn, but you make it out of shitty plastic with zero regards for if it sounds good, as long as it’s really loud. That’s a vuvuzela.
They were beautiful... I'm proud of my country😂😢
Weren't they banned from fifa after that?
That's pretty metal
Seems like that instrument would be to Metal what the harmonica is to Folk
Good lord! The first time i was "okay i can see that getting pretty creepy with good echo like this vid" then it went so far past this! Tortuous murder whistle is more accurate.
So that was a person making that noise and not an animal?
I don't know for sure, but it sounds like a mountain lion to me.
Yeah, sounds a lot like a mountain lion scream.
That’s what I thought!
Why does it sound like the souls of the damned screaming in agony? Is it made from a special material? Does it have a specially carved inside part? Is it made from the devil’s larynx? I will be thinking about this while I try to go to sleep tonight.
I saw a video once where a pipeline had broken and people were scavenging gasoline(?) from it. One moment everything was fine, the next moment something must have sparked, because suddenly everything was on fire, people included. It was filmed from a distance and the quality wasn't great, so that dulled the emotional impact a bit.
But the screams, man. The screams sounded like this.
sounds like my gf when I've forgotten to put the seat down.... ;-P
Or the wrong hole ?
Not enough f bombs
You missed my asshole again!
I've missed it every night since you left.
Two of the smartest cops I've ever seen 😂
Also, I'd be willing to bet that those two were the rookies getting punked on a fake but spooky call to a cemetery. It's just got that vibe.
Anyways, that's how I got away and didn't get arrested.
Sounds like a mountain lion
mountain lions are the reason why people thought witches hid in the wood
Foxes can sound pretty scary as well. Like a high pitched scream It’s pretty unsettling if you are, for example a child who has no god damned idea what the fuck is screaming outside at night, until one day you see a fox make that noise, and that’s great cause it means people aren’t getting murdered in the woods behind your house.
Happened to me as well, buddy.
That's one theory.
>mountain lions are the reason why people thought witches hid in the wood
Which people? Western people thought there were witches in the woods before they populated areas where mountain lions were living...
That and the witches.
Sounds like someone else lost it after this woman had been singing again - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmbVH-3n0Aw
You mean a whistle lion.
Sounds like an Aztec death whistle.
My neighbors dog was screaming like this a night ago, I dont doubt its a whistle but that dog was loud
Sounds like a mountain lion in heat to me
Aztec scream whistle? Or mayan not sure but am pretty sure it was a war thing they used to scare the shit outa people
If im right credit goes to taliesin jaffe
You're right.The theory is they used to blow a whole bunch when going into battle against the Spanish .Another theory is they were used during sacrifices . They are usually shaped like skulls.
Bone flute?! :D
Yup but i remember him explaining what it was based on and it seemed like this
Oh yes exactly, it was based on the Aztec death whistle! I was just happy to see another critter out and about on Reddit lmao
The noise I make when I wake up and realize I have to live another day
You kill me and then I'll kill you. They'll never trace it back to us.
So I’m not the only one whose had this fucked up idea. You drive a hard bargain but our family members would be sad. But ask me again in 20 years when they’ve passed on.
I'm doing that right now 😂😂
No it's not a Aztec death whistle. It's two cops making a tiktok using a sound from a other video (of two cops doing the same thing, but theirs was the original)
Send this video without context to someone you hate
*Behold, the majestic mating call of Florida man.*
Wtf kind of whistle is that?
Aztec Death Whistle
The whistles go woo
Meanwhile if I'm ever being attacked by some large animal/person while I'm screaming, I don't want to call these two!
Or a mountain lion.
Have a look, almost sounds the same!
They sound similar, but from where I got the video it says it was the whistle. Realistically, it could be either one.
Really fun to do in parking garages.. In case anyone who orders one wants to practice
Imagine going to your car in one of those old creepy underground parking lots with single blinking fluorescent lamp at night and you hear this.
I imagined it, and it was indeed rather spooky.
That was a deer. I had this happen to me in broad daylight and nearly dropped my shotgun.
Edit: aww hell no, that’s no deer
Boy, was I wrong. That is some scary-ass shit.
I want one!
Howd you originated deer from that noise? Like I mean they can make some loud noises, but I've never heard a deer make a noise like that
I was hog hunting one morning and was just walking into the woods. About 100 yards in, 3 doe’s were just standing there, watching me and I didn’t see them (I’m a terrible hunter).
One of them let out this blood curdling scream that made my butt pucker, which is better than the opposite, I suppose.
Still laugh about it.
We have deer around our place that sound kind of like this, but shorter. Barking Deer they’re called.
That’s cowboy murderin’ cannibals!
Serve and protect. Protect, my ass!
A Mayan death whistle. Nice!
Its all good guys satan just stubbed his toe on a grave stone while messing around in the dark.
I FEEL GOOOD, du du du du dun
Is that an Aztec death whistle? My brother has one.
Jesus fucking Christ $1,800 well spent
It's a tik tok or some shit
That was my dad sneezing, sorry guys