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YNotZoidberg2020

Its wild how many different awards there are now.


RetroMonkeyBizzz

And half of them don’t do anything Edit: Fuck you, whoever gave me this useless award Edit 2: I hate you all -_-


Izcono_

Wait awards do stuff?


RetroMonkeyBizzz

Golds and platinums and some others gives coins to the OP, coins to the community or give reddit premium


VirtuminVG

How do they give coins to the community?


RetroMonkeyBizzz

It send coins to the community for which mods can use them to give awards to posts in their community


human-potato_hybrid

“Fuck you” Classic Reddit


thesnapening

Is that a fat monkey?


aytayjay

No sob story no internet points. Obv


[deleted]

Wait did it happen again


jammyboy15

Someone said their husband died 2 years ago today, their posts get downvoted to hell and it’s their cake day. So this person found out her husband died and made a reddit account. Plus 9 out of her 11 most recent posts had 100+ upvotes In other words she was karma whoring


memehunter99

Holy macaroni this is the most mental comment section I've seen. I'd like a big mcreward


purplealmondmonkey

I'll give you your dopamine hit. :) Please try to be kind to yourself and do things that you like. It sounds like your life is in a rut. Social media doesn't matter that much.. try to spend time with people in person.


_bear_fighter_

You seem like a nice lad, i like you.


purplealmondmonkey

Thanks for a wholesome badge haha. Didn't think I could be wholesome lol :)


GATEWAI

I stared at the sun for 2hrs and now I have a big red dot in front of everything I look at, why won’t someone think of me?


timbit198

Wait who's giving out the awards, I want pls 👉👈 Edit: someone actually gave me an award lol thank youuu stranger 💜💜


Anthro_DragonFerrite

You're not welcome. Cuz I didn't give the reward


timbit198

You had me in the first half ngl 😔😌 Edit: thank you again for the award whoever gave it to me 😂


[deleted]

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timbit198

Lool I'm wondering the same thing 😂


iapplexmax

You're not welcome. Cuz I didn't give the reward


unknownemoji

You ain't getting any either!


timbit198

Shit.. Ngl, ya had me in the first half


magicunicornfarts

If I comment, do i get an award too?


Turbulent_Fox_1144

Just like that.


ACatNamedEarthling

Simple as pie


BrainWatchers

Me too?


gull_faxi

It doesn't work every time though


OneKreamyBoi

Wait why is everyone getting awards. Edit: I hate this.


On-The-Mountain

I am such a happy person with a perfect life: give me money and awards! :))))))))))


OrangeChevron

Haha those are even lamer than the sob stories


vaimes-r

wait are we point-slash-award-whoring in here? gimme edit: lmao thanks stranger for popping my award cherry


badbadger221

No sob story no internet points please come back later


iapplexmax

Error 404: Award not found


[deleted]

Same! Edit: Thank you for my first award kind stranger! /s btw


Iron_bagel

Holy cow! Same! Small world, huh?


NickMemeKing

That was post such bs


Edwin1805

You get a reward! You get a reward! Everyone gets a reward! 😍


ForkShirtUp

If you want my upvote you’ve gotta either have a cake day or a dead husband within the next 5 hours


[deleted]

I can help op :) (not with cake day though)


demisexgod

This can be arranged. Although it’s not my cake day and I don’t have a husband. He didn’t die though unfortunately.


felicionem

Sorry you've failed the karma test for saddest cake


Redd-san

anyone excited for the new for honor hero? cuz im super fucking pumped!


Snarcastic

You remember in soccer you'd get a participation trophy and some old guy would say " there's no participation trophies in real life"? Suck it boomer.


TattooedHusker91

You get an award, you get an award, WE ALL GET AWARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDS!


MBKM13

So...if I comment, do I get an award? Edit: lol what is going on here


yAz_94

How tf are people getting awards for commenting the most basic things haha I love reddit Edit: it worked!


TheGerbilMan

Damn someone here must be rich


musmus105

Almost scrolled past thinking it's the other post. No awards but hey have an upwards-pointing thingy! Edit: my God my first award! What is this black sorcery?! Thank you kind stranger!


Tritanx1

What is happening in this comment section lol


ThatRandomKlutz

Right, when did Redditors get rich?


viewybark

Everyone thinking of literally any reason to comment so they can get a free award be like


khanduri25

I'd like some karma and awards too, please.


TreyTheTyrant

I got here as fast as I could! Are there any awards left?


TengoCalor

I pictured someone running through a door and gasping for air as they say this LOL Edit: thank you...?


TreyTheTyrant

Lol that was my thought process. I rarely comment so I dont have many awards. Had to rush to get my freebie.


SavagerXx

Okay you won.


porzellanpuppchen

Happy cake day! 🎂


jabberingginger

It’s like Oprah. “YOU get an award! And YOU get an award!!! You allll get awards!!!”


audible_narrator

It could be so much worse...take your updoot


Neverbloomy

Reddit in a nutshell.


NotMonicaLewinsky95

I'm genuinely surprised to see you not getting shit on for this. Reddit is a weird place and continuously surprises me.


warriorprincessdi

It is such a wonderful fever dream here, isn't it?!


[deleted]

wtf are all these awards for I dont get it Edit: lmao


screamsandlaughs

I actually thought OP from the other post was saying she was lying. 🤦‍♀️😬


marcey_vampirequeen

Yo is this still on??


TweetyNugget

Sucks that your husband didn’t die on your cake day, take my upvote.


COOLMANZ_69

Do not give me an award please. Edit: :(


BillVod

Ok


COOLMANZ_69

Thank you.


BillVod

np I gotcha dude


Abruzzi19

I always found awarding someone is a bit weird and wrong. Like you're throwing money at strangers because they did something. I ain't no stripper stop wasting your money. edit: I hate you with a passion, whoever awarded me


ililegal

Who wants a metal 🥰


CalmAtADisco

Yay!


ililegal

You want one ? ✨😇 no ones asked for one and I offered it hours ago :((((


Tristatic1

may i bestowed with my first award?


TengoCalor

Only because you asked nicely!


HlagRR

Who the fuck is the magical wizard giving all these fucking awards


LordTeddington

damn I want a free dopamine hit too Edit: oh yeah that's the stuff thanks bro


DanceBeaver

Let's get this to the same karma as the other thread!


YELL0Wvj

You EARNED my upvote.


keighleywheeliebin

Some people say: You don't get a medal just for showing up. This thread says otherwise.


mizenil

Testing..testing.. Edit: Thank you kind strangers!! My first awards..test successful.


plsjuno

r/awardspeechedits


Repapp_

There you go, have one karma, lol. Edit: I just want to say that, to whoever's giving all these awards: You're a fucking madman, holy shit.


pandahtys

This thread is probably one of the few good things to happen in 2020 so far


ItisCrazey

I wish you some karma Here's one from me


breegj

I’m crying and shaking. Please take our karma.


Elevendytwelve97

I was given an award on a post a while back. Can I re-gift that award?


[deleted]

That expert reverse psychology, who knew lmao


thats_cool_dude

I mean... your name is *double upper decker*. This is just my opinion, but it sounds like you must have *some* complicated life story to tell. Just saying.


_Gnegno_

I see what you're doing here, award-giver! Finally some justice against karma whoring


BlazeMeeseeks

What’s happening here ?


10feetlongshlong

I really hope that this reaches more upvotes than the post that this post is making fun of.


Vanguard877

I was born at a young age, PayPal only.


unsolvedmisterree

Jesus, I could create a tiny federal reserve with the amount of awards in the comments Edit: Well, I guess this is how I get my first award, thanks whoever did that!


DolarisNL

Omg. I love Reddit! You guys make me laugh everytime. This whole comment section is hilarious.


Trollionicle

I also like to build brown bricks with minecrap, but the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting the creepers and they blow up my pimphouse. This is so sad I feel like my life has no beanies pls give updoot


-LemonadeSky

Give me an award, I am a one-legged, trans, mixed-race super attack helicopter proto-feminist who is asexual on Fridays. Edit: love to whoever gave me the award!!!


[deleted]

lmao asexual on fridays


asingledampcheerio

Hehehe ok I enjoy this post, have an award


beachnerdlife

Lol what is happening here


YNotZoidberg2020

I don't know but this has probably been one of the most humerous threads I've been involved with on reddit. It's so random and bizarre but I needed the laughs.


beachnerdlife

Definitely agree with you there, this is some much needed laughter today


Poisonskittlez

Participation trophies for everyone? Lol


cosmic_serendipity

Never received an award before. What do they do? Edit: TIL they're useless


MartinLNeal

I love communism in this comment section.


surrala

Cheeky. Same, tbh.


tfm19

Love it, we’re all here for you <3


yuuhless

The same happened to me the other day, it was wild


alabardios

Me too please.


roybo5

Happy not cakeday!


sheffster1

Can I have one too


[deleted]

Well done, good luck!!


_bear_fighter_

Why are there so many awards? I miss silver gold and platinum. To the guy who awarded me, i will find you.


Trisien

Literally unlucky.


[deleted]

Hope you get better soon!!¡!!!


appletictac

I mean, same...


LarryIsAFatCat

Free awards? Hmmm sounds suspicious!


duedamage111

Can I have an award too?


Zom_BEat_or_BEa10

Please sir, may I have some karma too?


EdwardCircumcizehand

Based and honestypilled


chodelewis

Much brave. Take this upvote.


liluyvene

Why does this thread make me so happy??


_mommy2benton

I want to whine about something so I too can get an award


Godwintheking

Same


_Hellchic_

Oh damn same here


llamageddon01

Are you me? None of those things apply to me and I would absolutely love some awards please!


offta_100

I want awards too?!


PenguinVX

u/3fty_nanay


AmaLea04

Huh. It never hurts to ask! I never believed that piece of advice much, but here we are.


pandahtys

Ask and you shall receive


throwawayysyryeheheh

Wait can I have an award too??


MeLlamoRobertoRobato

So I've had reddit for a bit, and I feel like I don't use it properly? I rarely post, but I like reading posts. What are all of these rewards for?? Like do they actually equal something IRL or are they just internet bling?


seanrm92

Upvotes and awards pls


sonicmariofan206

I'm sad give me awards


fantasyhilal

I’ll take free awards any time!


justhereforswitch

Why do people pay for awards anyway? What do they do?


penguin_387

Happy Un Cake Day!


joeeloei

It’s raining awards?! Are u kidding me


Pvchi

So I .... you know.... just want a snake ... plz. uwu


Pvchi

It works I got my snake !


BeatVids

You will not die today if you give me an award


[deleted]

Plot twist...


[deleted]

My best friend did not die of cancer, and actually, my life has been great. I grew up in the suburbs, i've basically had a perfect life. I too would like some awards


GATEWAI

Did I hear free awards?


DrankTooMuchMead

Every single one of my posts gets completely not upvoted. I try to keep people thinking, but people don't like to think.


Lol_u_ded

Making fun of a karma/award grab to get karma/award grab? This is some whack-ass shit too. Ah, whatever. I’ll give you an upvote for having enough sense to see the original poster’s bullshit. The dates do not even check out. EDIT: Fuck you for the useless award, kind stranger. I’ll be sure to store it with my other useless participation medals.


dazzle158

Take my upvote, honesty is a good policy.


somegirloutthere

Test test 1-2-1-2


BugsRFeatures2

Same


[deleted]

Same


POSJediKnight

When you get an award, does it show who gave it to you? Edit: I got my answer along with my first award! Thank you anonymous stranger, whoever you are!


[deleted]

Nope


ChalkAndIce

Reddit has awards?


dolfies_person

Wait... Comment = Award? We have officially reached communism.


CalmAtADisco

Can I get an award if I comment?


frydawg

Hit me up dawg


ThiccGibraltar

Do I get a reward as well? Seems easy


tatertotski

Pls someone


[deleted]

Same.


TrainerDarkrai

Bruh moment


rockhopper02

I dont have any awards and I am.proud of it


Zensunflower27

Mic check 🎤


Conman41895

Money PLEASEEEE


jersey_grrl77

Neat.


SusiumQuark1

r/AwardSpeechEdits is a thang.im sure of it !


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PandaCookieMonium

Wow! This is incredible.


Caronte0

How the hell did this get upvoted?


idkwhateverrrr

i cant believe this worked haha


Vanguard877

At least you're honest


babysherlock91

I could use an award to brighten my terrible terrible day 🥺


RelapsedSexAddict

Sucks for you


[deleted]

Props to the dude spending money on these awards


ZingerBurger98

Damn, people really be giving these out in here.


Washys_finest

I can't believe people fell for that other post


KyleMFK

So many awards


[deleted]

Imagine getting an award


siygen

woah. a comment just grants you an award? am i too late?


warriorprincessdi

I don't even understand what most of the awards even are anymore. There was Reddit gold and now there is Reddit everything I don't understand. Is this what getting old feels like?!


TrueEnthusiasm6

You’ll see I’m the only one in this comment section that doesn’t get a reward.


HullSimplibus

Well, that went to plan sweetly lmaoo


the3trainthatcould

It's not my cake day either!


dogbreathphoto

Beep.


Multicolored_Squares

Uhhh, wish granted, I guess.


LogangYeddu

Hell yeah brother!


noideawhatishouldsay

This shit is wild. A very generous soul is upon us.