By - Doubleupperdecker
Its wild how many different awards there are now.
And half of them don’t do anything
Edit: Fuck you, whoever gave me this useless award
Edit 2: I hate you all -_-
Wait awards do stuff?
Golds and platinums and some others gives coins to the OP, coins to the community or give reddit premium
How do they give coins to the community?
It send coins to the community for which mods can use them to give awards to posts in their community
Is that a fat monkey?
No sob story no internet points.
Wait did it happen again
Someone said their husband died 2 years ago today, their posts get downvoted to hell and it’s their cake day. So this person found out her husband died and made a reddit account. Plus 9 out of her 11 most recent posts had 100+ upvotes
In other words she was karma whoring
Holy macaroni this is the most mental comment section I've seen. I'd like a big mcreward
I'll give you your dopamine hit. :)
Please try to be kind to yourself and do things that you like. It sounds like your life is in a rut. Social media doesn't matter that much.. try to spend time with people in person.
You seem like a nice lad, i like you.
Thanks for a wholesome badge haha. Didn't think I could be wholesome lol :)
I stared at the sun for 2hrs and now I have a big red dot in front of everything I look at, why won’t someone think of me?
Wait who's giving out the awards, I want pls 👉👈
Edit: someone actually gave me an award lol thank youuu stranger 💜💜
You're not welcome.
Cuz I didn't give the reward
You had me in the first half ngl 😔😌
Edit: thank you again for the award whoever gave it to me 😂
Lool I'm wondering the same thing 😂
You ain't getting any either!
Shit.. Ngl, ya had me in the first half
If I comment, do i get an award too?
Just like that.
Simple as pie
It doesn't work every time though
Wait why is everyone getting awards.
Edit: I hate this.
I am such a happy person with a perfect life: give me money and awards! :))))))))))
Haha those are even lamer than the sob stories
wait are we point-slash-award-whoring in here?
edit: lmao thanks stranger for popping my award cherry
No sob story no internet points please come back later
Error 404: Award not found
Edit: Thank you for my first award kind stranger!
Holy cow! Same! Small world, huh?
That was post such bs
You get a reward! You get a reward! Everyone gets a reward! 😍
If you want my upvote you’ve gotta either have a cake day or a dead husband within the next 5 hours
I can help op :) (not with cake day though)
This can be arranged. Although it’s not my cake day and I don’t have a husband. He didn’t die though unfortunately.
Sorry you've failed the karma test for saddest cake
anyone excited for the new for honor hero? cuz im super fucking pumped!
You remember in soccer you'd get a participation trophy and some old guy would say " there's no participation trophies in real life"? Suck it boomer.
You get an award, you get an award, WE ALL GET AWARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDS!
So...if I comment, do I get an award?
Edit: lol what is going on here
How tf are people getting awards for commenting the most basic things haha I love reddit
Edit: it worked!
Damn someone here must be rich
Almost scrolled past thinking it's the other post.
No awards but hey have an upwards-pointing thingy!
Edit: my God my first award! What is this black sorcery?! Thank you kind stranger!
What is happening in this comment section lol
Right, when did Redditors get rich?
Everyone thinking of literally any reason to comment so they can get a free award be like
I'd like some karma and awards too, please.
I got here as fast as I could! Are there any awards left?
I pictured someone running through a door and gasping for air as they say this LOL
Edit: thank you...?
Lol that was my thought process. I rarely comment so I dont have many awards. Had to rush to get my freebie.
Okay you won.
Happy cake day! 🎂
It’s like Oprah. “YOU get an award! And YOU get an award!!! You allll get awards!!!”
It could be so much worse...take your updoot
Reddit in a nutshell.
I'm genuinely surprised to see you not getting shit on for this. Reddit is a weird place and continuously surprises me.
It is such a wonderful fever dream here, isn't it?!
wtf are all these awards for I dont get it
I actually thought OP from the other post was saying she was lying. 🤦♀️😬
Yo is this still on??
Sucks that your husband didn’t die on your cake day, take my upvote.
Do not give me an award please.
np I gotcha dude
I always found awarding someone is a bit weird and wrong. Like you're throwing money at strangers because they did something. I ain't no stripper stop wasting your money.
edit: I hate you with a passion, whoever awarded me
Who wants a metal 🥰
You want one ? ✨😇 no ones asked for one and I offered it hours ago :((((
may i bestowed with my first award?
Only because you asked nicely!
Who the fuck is the magical wizard giving all these fucking awards
damn I want a free dopamine hit too
Edit: oh yeah that's the stuff thanks bro
Let's get this to the same karma as the other thread!
You EARNED my upvote.
Some people say: You don't get a medal just for showing up. This thread says otherwise.
Edit: Thank you kind strangers!! My first awards..test successful.
There you go, have one karma, lol.
Edit: I just want to say that, to whoever's giving all these awards: You're a fucking madman, holy shit.
This thread is probably one of the few good things to happen in 2020 so far
I wish you some karma
Here's one from me
I’m crying and shaking. Please take our karma.
I was given an award on a post a while back. Can I re-gift that award?
That expert reverse psychology, who knew lmao
I mean... your name is *double upper decker*. This is just my opinion, but it sounds like you must have *some* complicated life story to tell. Just saying.
I see what you're doing here, award-giver! Finally some justice against karma whoring
What’s happening here ?
I really hope that this reaches more upvotes than the post that this post is making fun of.
I was born at a young age, PayPal only.
Jesus, I could create a tiny federal reserve with the amount of awards in the comments
Edit: Well, I guess this is how I get my first award, thanks whoever did that!
Omg. I love Reddit! You guys make me laugh everytime. This whole comment section is hilarious.
I also like to build brown bricks with minecrap, but the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting the creepers and they blow up my pimphouse. This is so sad I feel like my life has no beanies pls give updoot
Give me an award, I am a one-legged, trans, mixed-race super attack helicopter proto-feminist who is asexual on Fridays.
Edit: love to whoever gave me the award!!!
lmao asexual on fridays
Hehehe ok I enjoy this post, have an award
Lol what is happening here
I don't know but this has probably been one of the most humerous threads I've been involved with on reddit. It's so random and bizarre but I needed the laughs.
Definitely agree with you there, this is some much needed laughter today
Participation trophies for everyone? Lol
Never received an award before. What do they do?
Edit: TIL they're useless
I love communism in this comment section.
Cheeky. Same, tbh.
Love it, we’re all here for you <3
The same happened to me the other day, it was wild
Me too please.
Happy not cakeday!
Can I have one too
Well done, good luck!!
Why are there so many awards? I miss silver gold and platinum.
To the guy who awarded me, i will find you.
Hope you get better soon!!¡!!!
I mean, same...
Free awards? Hmmm sounds suspicious!
Can I have an award too?
Please sir, may I have some karma too?
Based and honestypilled
Much brave. Take this upvote.
Why does this thread make me so happy??
I want to whine about something so I too can get an award
Oh damn same here
Are you me? None of those things apply to me and I would absolutely love some awards please!
I want awards too?!
Huh. It never hurts to ask! I never believed that piece of advice much, but here we are.
Ask and you shall receive
Wait can I have an award too??
So I've had reddit for a bit, and I feel like I don't use it properly? I rarely post, but I like reading posts. What are all of these rewards for?? Like do they actually equal something IRL or are they just internet bling?
Upvotes and awards pls
I'm sad give me awards
I’ll take free awards any time!
Why do people pay for awards anyway? What do they do?
Happy Un Cake Day!
It’s raining awards?! Are u kidding me
So I .... you know.... just want a snake ... plz. uwu
It works I got my snake !
You will not die today if you give me an award
My best friend did not die of cancer, and actually, my life has been great. I grew up in the suburbs, i've basically had a perfect life. I too would like some awards
Did I hear free awards?
Every single one of my posts gets completely not upvoted. I try to keep people thinking, but people don't like to think.
Making fun of a karma/award grab to get karma/award grab? This is some whack-ass shit too. Ah, whatever. I’ll give you an upvote for having enough sense to see the original poster’s bullshit. The dates do not even check out.
EDIT: Fuck you for the useless award, kind stranger. I’ll be sure to store it with my other useless participation medals.
Take my upvote, honesty is a good policy.
Test test 1-2-1-2
When you get an award, does it show who gave it to you?
Edit: I got my answer along with my first award! Thank you anonymous stranger, whoever you are!
Reddit has awards?
Wait... Comment = Award?
We have officially reached communism.
Can I get an award if I comment?
Hit me up dawg
Do I get a reward as well? Seems easy
I dont have any awards and I am.proud of it
Mic check 🎤
r/AwardSpeechEdits is a thang.im sure of it !
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Wow! This is incredible.
How the hell did this get upvoted?
i cant believe this worked haha
At least you're honest
I could use an award to brighten my terrible terrible day 🥺
Sucks for you
Props to the dude spending money on these awards
Damn, people really be giving these out in here.
I can't believe people fell for that other post
So many awards
Imagine getting an award
woah. a comment just grants you an award? am i too late?
I don't even understand what most of the awards even are anymore. There was Reddit gold and now there is Reddit everything I don't understand. Is this what getting old feels like?!
You’ll see I’m the only one in this comment section that doesn’t get a reward.
Well, that went to plan sweetly lmaoo
It's not my cake day either!
Uhhh, wish granted, I guess.
Hell yeah brother!
This shit is wild. A very generous soul is upon us.