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BLUE JAYS SWEEP THE DOUBLEHEADER UPVOTE PARTY

BLUE JAYS SWEEP THE DOUBLEHEADER UPVOTE PARTY

  • By - ThQp

stv7

#¡ANDALE! ¡ANDALE! ¡ANDALE! What an absolutely insane game.


thomphoolery

## ¡ANDALE!


binzoma

[¡ANDALE! ¡ANDALE!](https://youtu.be/mNaMR8AyeWc)


_Putin_

Eeey I x2


e-Jordan

That homerun jacket is going to be a bunch of loose threads and patches hanging on for dear life by the end of the season. More importantly, a reminder that if your erection lasts more than four hours, please seek medical attention. The hospital staff is telling me to take a cold shower to see of that helps, so I gotta go. Whisper of a dream.


tonious35

Just use your erection to hit dingers


Dareal6

Might wanna choke up on the bat for more control


tonious35

I guess that explains Rizzo’s hitting


GracefulShutdown

#WILD CARD, BITCHES!!!!


I_The_Unguided

Who needs brakes? We ain’t stopping!


DeepSeaDiving

Andale this, stupid Orioles.


djlofi

So this is probably the most crazy superstitious day ever for me as a baseball fan. I'm not usually superstitious but while watching Game 1, I just couldn't shake the feeling that I knew the Jays would win if I just stopped watching. I had some stuff to do so I turned off the TV and went to my PC. Within moments I saw the Jays were now at 5 runs so I just left it be. A few times I'd see the Jays get people on base so I caved a few times and flipped the game on and I'd immediately see the rally killed. I decided to just stay away. The Jays eventually came back to win 11-10. For Game 2, I had the opposite feeling. I felt like I needed to watch for them to win. I went back to the living room, laid down and got comfortable. Suddenly, the fire alarm goes off in my building. Normally I ignore it because we usually get a lot of false alarms but within moments we could hear people shouting from downstairs outside that there's a fire and people need to get out. Me and my wife run downstairs and pretty much just wait around while the fire trucks come in and battle the fire. When the firemen finally start wrapping up their equipment and the stress is down, I pop open my at-bat app to see the Jays are being no hit. I turn on MLB.TV just in time to see Vladdy break up the no-hitter. I've been watching since.


HaratoBarato

Lol why are you being downvoted?


DeepSeaDiving

Copy and paste of someone else in the same post. Too early for pasta maybe?


HaratoBarato

Oh lol.


kami77

[Hyde in shambles](https://i.imgur.com/TPc812U.jpg)


sowokeIdontblink

What you gonna do now, Hyde?!


calissetabernac

Hide….


MrCConsiderations

Sexy.


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Fuck Hyde!


Somanbra

They did say sexy.


[deleted]

And I up-voted that comment.


bichettes_helmet

This needs to on be the next Robbie Ray charity shirt


JaysCrazeAmaze

Hyde needed his potion to transform back into Jekyll. Unfortunately, he ran out of the salts needed to brew the potion.


EurekaEleven

I love my fucken team fam


Crafty-Ad-9048

Ong


goatamousprice

I waited for the post game thread to post this. I found out earlier today that a friend of mine died last night in an accident. He was a huge Jays fan and would be one of the first people I'd chat with about this wacky double header As fans we love to see a comeback win, especially in a playoff race. Today, the Springer Dinger and Bo's HR meant so much more to me. Go Jays Go!


Stupendous_man12

I’m sorry for your loss. It’s great the Jays won, I hope it helps keep the memory of your friend alive.


danma

I’m very sorry to hear about your friend. Sports are ultimately just entertainment but can be a great way to bond with friends and family, and I’m sure that wherever your friend is that he appreciates you thinking about him today.


LeanSippinWizard

I’m so sorry for your loss! Baseball is an incredible way to remember those who shared the love of the sport - I think of my grandpa whenever I watch a game and his memory always lives on through that mutual love.


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almost_dusk

#4 HOMERS IN 1 INNING!!!!


_Putin_

They shouldn't have put that inning in the way of our homers.


another_plebeian

This is good?


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This is great.


seemedlikeagoodplan

Is four a lot? Well it depends on the context. Dollars? No. Homers in one inning? Yes!


kiirk

[Throwback to two days ago when a poor Orioles fan posted this on /r/baseball:](https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/pkp36a/whats_the_most_amount_of_runs_scored_by_a_team_in/) > What’s the most amount of runs scored by a team in a game with all their runs being in the same inning? > > If that sounded unclear, an example is the O’s scoring 9 runs tonight, with all being in the 8th, has any team done this with even more runs?


shorthanded

Amazing


Par25

This, but with hits. We had 11 hits in one inning and zero in the rest... that has to be a record.


bigpigco

Literally us, The Toronto Blue Jays


mistermachiano

please stop we’re already dead


seemedlikeagoodplan

Guys, we shouldn't brigade this post. But also LOLOLOLOLOL


allen84

11 runs 11 hits on the 11th day, by 11 pm


CDNChaoZ

First game also had them score 11 runs.


koozer19

My erection is going to last for 11 hours...


imsahoamtiskaw

Don't see a physician. This is completely normal!


sowokeIdontblink

My erections look like an 11, Wait im just drunk.


koozer19

This guys first erection erected so hard his body erected another erection


bbk34

That’s trippy


meeyeam

Now... if the 11 run inning happened in the 4th inning of the doubleheader, well, then I'd need to speak to my psychiatrist who looks remarkably like Neil Patrick Harris.


diecorporations

its kismit


mdlt97

https://www.nhs.uk/common-health-questions/mens-health/what-should-i-do-if-my-erection-will-not-go-down/


mark_oh_pollo

I need two nurses stat.


father-kazuma

# WTF DID I JUST WATCH


GramboWBC

#look how funky they are


Picklepucks

Today was a rollercoaster of emotions. We weren't ever really losing, just procrastinating victory.


mathbandit

I would like to thank Rob Manfred for not making double-headers 6 innings.


twistedlogicx

Probably the most crazy superstitious day ever for me as a baseball fan. I'm not usually superstitious but while watching Game 1, I just couldn't shake the feeling that I *knew* the Jays would win if I just stopped watching. They were down 7-2, I had some stuff to do so I turned off the TV and went to my PC. Within moments I saw the Jays were now at 5 runs so I just left it be. A few times I'd see the Jays get people on base so I caved a few times and flipped the game on and I'd immediately see the rally killed. I decided to just stay away. The Jays eventually came back to win 11-10. For Game 2, I had the opposite feeling. I felt like I *needed* to watch for them to win. I went back to the living room, laid down and got comfortable. Suddenly, the fire alarm goes off in my building. Normally I ignore it because we usually get a lot of false alarms but within moments we could hear people shouting from downstairs outside that there's a fire and people need to get out. Me and my wife run downstairs and pretty much just wait around with the other tenants while the fire trucks come in and battle the fire. When the firemen finally start wrapping up their equipment and the stress is down, I pop open my at-bat app to see the Jays are being no hit. So I say screw it, top of the order coming up. I turn on MLB.TV and about 30 seconds later, Vladdy breaks up the no-hitter. I've been watching since. *Posted this in r/baseball too but it was meant for this thread, lol.*


bryceamathews3333

I’m not superstitious..but I am a little stitious


AreYouAJedi

Seemed to be the opposite for me today. Saw the springer hr so was like ok.. they like me. Then went to the bathroom and missed the bo hr after watching the whole game. Also gameday hates me and the jays when I check in on there


twistedlogicx

Gameday hated me today but the home page of MLB.com was charmed. Every time I refreshed that page during Game 1, the Jays had more runs or more outs against the Orioles.


AreYouAJedi

Lol. Yeah I’m always fighting the baseball gods between the mlb.com scores page and our actual gameday page.


PrinceOfPasta

Last time I watched a game I was at the in-laws and me and the old man said sure jays are up top 9 we’ll go watch the last few outs. Switched it on in time to see Semien botch the throw to first for the final “out” then sat and watched the Jays lose. I’m being superstitious and only watching the games on catch up since then because I am objectively poison.


sowokeIdontblink

GameDay, for whatever reason, feels like consulting with the Oracle of Delphi, without directly influencing or angering the gods (normal broadcast). On more than one occasion ive turned the game off thinking im the problem, only to immediately peek into GameDay like im using a cloaking device or im the ghost of Banquo from Macbeth or some shit.


jkdbfjdidhdb

Thank you for sacrificing your apartment building for this noble cause For real tho I hope everything is OK and everyone is safe


twistedlogicx

I hope so too for the people that live on that floor. The lobby downstairs smelled terrible from the smoke when we were finally allowed back in the building so I thought our place would suck and we might have to drive to my sister's place tonight to sleep there. Thankfully there was really no smoke or smell in our apartment. I guess because we were four stories down *and* across the hall.


Illustrious_Letter28

Maybe you should have watched the female US Open finals eh? Did you ever think about that?


twistedlogicx

Damn, this is how I learned Leylah lost. Completely forgot the match was going on in the middle of everything else that was happening today.


Illustrious_Letter28

This world doesn't always revolve around you. We could have used that MOJO. You selfish basterd


Fuuutuuuree

That’s unreal, but in a similar note. I am 6-0 attending games this year. Going to 4 more I think


_Putin_

The Baltimore Orioles smell of elderberries.


theycallmemorty

Thanks for this not being some dumb copypasta meme.


NameIsPetey

(Not copypasta, I was writing this up for the Jays post-game thread) So this is probably the most crazy superstitious day ever for me as a baseball fan. I'm not usually superstitious but while watching Game 1, I just couldn't shake the feeling that I knew the Jays would win if I just stopped watching. I had some stuff to do so I turned off the TV and went to my PC. Within moments I saw the Jays were now at 5 runs so I just left it be. A few times I'd see the Jays get people on base so I caved a few times and flipped the game on and I'd immediately see the rally killed. I decided to just stay away. The Jays eventually came back to win 11-10. For Game 2, I had the opposite feeling. I felt like I needed to watch for them to win. I went back to the living room, laid down and got comfortable. Suddenly, the fire alarm goes off in my building. Normally I ignore it because we usually get a lot of false alarms but within moments we could hear people shouting from downstairs outside that there's a fire and people need to get out. Me and my wife run downstairs and pretty much just wait around while the fire trucks come in and battle the fire. When the firemen finally start wrapping up their equipment and the stress is down, I pop open my at-bat app to see the Jays are being no hit. I turn on MLB.TV just in time to see Vladdy break up the no-hitter. I've been watching since.


bigdarbs

The Blue Jays are now 10-1 while I’m on vacation. Sorry boss man don’t think I can come in on Monday


e-Jordan

Time for a CC Sabbatical


midnightwrite

this team is stupid but we love them


_Putin_

Stupid sexy.


RocketPawnch

[HOLY SHIT](https://media3.giphy.com/media/TlK63EHCoY4htxzXHqg/giphy.webp?cid=6c09b952c1240cdb73c8d2538d6a1eb8224305f2d6545c5b&rid=giphy.webp&ct=g)


fairfieldbordercolli

At least I won't have to go to the hospital because the four hours are not in a row.


Jorlung

This is one of the most insane days of baseball I can remember.


RealCanadianDragon

White Sox suck. Runners on 1st and 3rd, 0 outs, down by 1. Next 3 batters get out and game is over. You're telling me nobody could bunt or sac fly? We won't be catching Red Sox tonight, maybe tomorrow. Mets better come back!


EarthWarping

In a season with insane games, today might take the cake, even more than the Oakland walk off.


ffi

[LLLOVE that one!](https://streamable.com/1mqgt9) Source: [Sportsnet Blue Jays Theme — Orchestra Sessions](https://youtu.be/FEukFeEoCT4?t=84)


Chaxterium

How have I never seen this video before? This was awesome.


stv7

TO THE SCOREBOARD WATCH THREAD WE GO


Throwaway5497346

Some incredible baseball today! These Jays are clutch!


coldburgers

Bullpen was actually pretty goog today (minus Stripling I guess, considering him a starter for the sake of this comment)


ChrisTalken

Yankees and Redsox climbing back to possibly win would have been DISASTEROUS if we ended up not only losing to, but getting no hit by the O's. And so, I unclench.


another_plebeian

Hey man, all you can do is *win 2 games in the same day*


ms_barkie

That half second of Hyde's face after the 3rd homer in the 7th was almost worth the shit with Ray the other day. Almost.


Hadlyst

# WE. LIKE. OUR. TEAM. BARRY.


BillRustle

MY CARDIOLOGIST IS ON SPEED DIAL


wintermute--

#¡ÁNDALE ÁNDALE ÁNDALE! #BLUE JAYS ARE A PLAYOFF TEAM


bbk34

I regret to inform that the Mets have decided to bring in Brad Hand


bowl_of_khalv_kalash

Fucking Brad Hand! How could this guy not pitch one inning this effectively for the Jays in all the chances he was given???


OldDirtyMan

This is my all time blue jays team now. They just passed the 2015 team. They’re so much fun.


_Putin_

This isn't even their final form.


ThRippJck

Same!! So fun to watch!


BeerLeagueSnipes

Your all-time Blue Jays team is one that is currently not even in a playoff spot? Weird flex but ok.


OldDirtyMan

I don’t care If success is the only way you measure happiness, you’re gonna have a sad life.


_Putin_

Andale


bigdarbs

They’re very much in a playoff spot right now


BeerLeagueSnipes

For maybe another half hour, sure.


_Putin_

don't let the door hit you on the way out. Andale.


bichettes_helmet

# ANDALE MOTHERFUCKERS


ayasofya02

What a wild day of baseball. I absolutely love it


casualjayguy

I MISSED THE FIRST GAME BUT THAT'S OK BECAUSE THE JAYS MIGHT NEVER LOSE AGAIN


readittty

Name a more iconic duo than the Toronto Blue Jays and the 7th inning


eagleboy444

Fuck a sweep, that was a Swiffer WetJet^©️


lumberjack_eh

I apologize for yesterday. All through the Yankees series, I got out the KitchenAid and baked. Yesterday I didn't bake. Today I gave that KitchenAid a good workout and made two batches of pretzel buns.


MrCConsiderations

There's an alternate universe where Montoyo not pulling Ryu soon enough is the big Jays story of the day. Happy to live in this reality.


andrew_c_morton

ELEVEN IS TECHNICALLY NOT A CROOKED NUMBER!


Quirky_Tzirky

11 is a representation of Blue Jay fans after the games today!! Straight up and powerful.. doubly


Wafflelisk

WE THE REAL BIRDS


Koraboros

Anyone got a shot of Hyde in the dugout after the Semien or Teo HR? It was hilarious


Chris_p_tolentino14

Those two games each felt longer than a normal 9 inning game


anon-16

Man had his celebratory post already lol


koozer19

After how long of being rock hard should I call a doctor?


another_plebeian

I'd wait until tomorrow's game for sure


wordzilla90

This blue Jay's team's has got me feeling like I'm all h Jacked up on mountain dew!!


rustdust3

i'm sorry, what's that brandon? i missed that.


floydopedia

E2h5 Wild card, baby!!!


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NeilMcbeal_NavySeal

Cmon Brandon, keep the same energy big guy.


superbad

#WE MAY NEVER LOSE AGAIN


another_plebeian

#Negative: gave up 12 runs today. #Positive: scored 22


rustyarrowhead

You're still a douche for being a dick on a grieving Jays fan's post. Fuck this idiot.


another_plebeian

It wasn't intended to come off that way. It was a great day that his friend would've enjoyed. Whatever. I don't owe you anything.


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another_plebeian

It bothers me that you didn't use the already-correct "rioles"


another_plebeian

Just learn from it and don't do it twice in the same day


another_plebeian

Can we get a bot that links these 2 box scores when we post *Andale*?


idkwhattosaytho

What is the joke? I missed most of these games


Chaxterium

[Watch this.](https://youtu.be/nb0_GZOWOL4)


another_plebeian

You picked some fucking games to miss. It was from yesterday's game, though. I think you have to watch jomboys breakdown


idkwhattosaytho

I just watched the breakdown lol. I was lucky enough to catch Springers homer right before it landed as well as the 6/7th of game two


another_plebeian

#you shit on them ****** 2 times, Dr Dre? *oh fo sho*


rustyarrowhead

Fuck this guy.


Thomasmo11

I like weird gimme more weird please


FollowJesus2Live

Tampa is coming. But that's weird bad


EsperBahamut

What the fuck was that?


el_jam13

Thank you Baseball Gods!


usernametaken1002

Was super busy today tracking the scores on my phone. Only managed to watch the 7th innings of both games…I guess that worked out okay 😂


EvaderDX

2021 is a good year


PorkinsHeldIt

Fuckn mets


Kazhawrylak

My birthday is today. Mixed feelings abound given the date. Today was, for a lot of reasons including this sweep and a bunch of dope friends, the best fucking birthday I've had in years.


EdwardBliss

Happiness is watching the last 10 minutes of "Blue Jays In 30" over and over again.


fujbuj

People better fucking bow to this team. What a performance.


DirtyThi3f

Ack. Mets are pitching Brad Hand when down by 1.


diecorporations

yabba dabby 7th inning magic !!!!


torontomua

yeeeeeehaaaaw!


Casualbrews604

Red Sox won 9-8 and Blue Jays legend Travis Shaw did NOTHING to help our cause... had 4 RBIs for Boston 😪


newfaces4

Buncha bangers


Harley911

LFG BOIS 😤


RyeAbc

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW BRANDON?


syropian

These dubs felt extra good since the entirety of the shitbird’s subreddit went full salt because of the Hyde/Ray incident on Friday.


goinAn

Jays be like Septembrrrrrrrrrr


OddIceman1997

#I AM FEELING GREAT THINGS ABOUT THE JAYS.


BeerLeagueSnipes

Now if the damn Mets could just hold a lead…