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  • By - ThQp

MarlKarx777

Gary rounded the bases for sure


JmnyCrckt87

162 game season and he was ready to dault on her varsho! (I don't know what it means - but I think I works somehow)


JayThreads

left a retirement nut for the ages


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"Honey...........I'm home."


1111Rudy1111

This is the type of investigative journalism I crave lol nice work OP


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furious_Dee

but did she get the job?!


Channel5exclusive

How do you think the child was conceived?


thatsong

Maybe a DNA test is in order…


djdarkknight

Ooof lol


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furious_Dee

damn, well, at least you got a job of some sort ;)


MindlessArmadillo382

Gary and his wife always wanted another child. But His wife didn’t want a child while he was actively playing, due to raising children while constantly traveling being difficult, especially since the season is so long, and in the middle of summer which is peak family time. When he played his final game, he and his wife agreed it was the perfect time to add another member to their family and thus came Daulton. Very true story, 100% factual…. /s


JaysFan007

He couldnt wait. He was still in mid season form


JordanSchor

Gary Varsho fucks


Mcflyhigh1990

Wow he really does look like his dad eh


AuntBettysNutButter

GET UP! GET UP!


chodgson111

Clutch.


Themoosemingled

Here comes the throw and he's out! No, wait, safe-safe at second base, this kid Really makes things happen out there.


95teetee

Holy cow, I think he's gonna make it!


Themoosemingled

God bless.


95teetee

lol, I always call two wins in a series a Meat Loaf...*'cause two outta three ain't bad*


Roxypark

Like a lot of people I was sad to lose Gabbie, but I am excited about Varsho. He may not be a high average hitter, but his combination of power/speed/defense should really play with the new rules and the new dimensions at the Dome. I think he is a good clubhouse fit as well. I’m rooting for Gabbie as well, but living up to that #1 prospect status will ultimately require him to stick at catcher, and/or develop power.


HTColin_88

What are you saying? What EXACTLY are you saying? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|wink)


SweetWithHeat

Nice


gingerzilla

Our Son power is off the charts


Johnnywalgger

…..ok?


bhutapati

A lot of stork theory deniers in here...


BarryBrass90

Waited until retirement for sex. Amazing


Aardvark1044

Finished his career with a bang.


Obvious-Living-2010

I guess retirement wasn't the only thing dear ol Dad slid into 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️


Fianna9

There is a reason a lot of players have july babies- finally a bit of down time after the season.