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  • By - ThQp

ayasofya02

Even if it has been a bit of a Rockie relationship this last season Grichuk still has all my faith in his jawline


Material_Unit4309

I see what you tried to do there….


Melodic-Bug-9022

Sexy trumps Handsome. Compared to KK's eyes, Randal's jawline is no longer relevant. Edit: I feel so strongly about this statement I'm willing to adopt KK as my father and throwdown on the playground against any of Randal's kids


bichettes_helmet

OOOOOOOOH SHOTS FIRED AT u/sir-pounce-of-alot *\*grabs popcorn\**


sir-pounce-of-alot

Where are the mods when you need them ? This insolence has gone on far too long!


sir-pounce-of-alot

I accept your challenge, my dads gonna kick your dad’s ass ok!


Melodic-Bug-9022

Hey Randal, it's Kevin. Fight harder.


clumsy_poet

I'm just gonna assume we're picking which Jay we'd fuck marry and no longer exist on the planet with because I don't have an opinion on pretty dudes. I like a more lived-in face. Romano does it for me with his loose-jointed trot to the mound and how he looks like he's trying to figure out a math problem when he looks towards the batter, and that he really hates math. Plus, I know he can do a lot of squats and his relatives probably can make or have access to some stellar pasta sauce. However, he's a smoker and I don't want to marry someone who smokes inside or often. Fuck. Janson seems like he'd be a top-notch guy and his parents are apparently awesome. Plus, I like his hands and he seems like he's being groomed to be a coach of some kind. He also has glasses, as I do, so he'd have cleaning cloths and spray and would understand the glasses life. He's not been revealed a cheater like KK (Kirk's notes) and is not a whiner like RG (complaining about not being allowed by the fans to have his shirt unbuttoned). Marry. No longer exist on the planet with: Bo. One reason is the dude can't smile when he does something well. He looks like how a teen girl into anime would draw an imaginary beau. Also, I don't think he'd laugh at my jokes enough and that would make me sad. The plus column for him is that he loves his mom and might swear more than me, though that's a close call. Sorry, Bo. You're cut.


bichettes_helmet

>No longer exist on the planet with: Bo. One reason is the dude can't smile when he does something well. Okay your choice is your choice but I can't let you do my boy like that without [providing evidence](https://twitter.com/Sportsnet/status/1569504561832022016) that points [to the contrary](https://youtu.be/K3pqzXEX3vc?t=39)


clumsy_poet

Fair enough. Still watched him try and keep a tough guy face so often last year after he'd do a great play. I felt bad for him because it must be hard to be that hard on yourself.


burialisfourtet

I have a neighbour that looks like Randal so it’s like he never left.


95teetee

My Loomis driver looks just like Teo when he smiles (which is rarely). I'll have to try to make him smile this year to get my fix.


AlexanderWhy

You have your own loomis driver???


95teetee

well ok...I share him with some other people I suppose.


itsnursehoneybadger

u/sir-pounce-of-alot *wants to know your location*


sir-pounce-of-alot

ADDRESS I NEED AN ADDRESS!


IAmGrum

Pillar - solid, bone-breaking jaw Grichuk - stunning, photogenic jaw Keirmaier - stupid, sexy jaw Jays fans have been blessed with some amazing outfield jaws recently.


bichettes_helmet

Someone once compared Kevin Pillar to [Dagur The Deranged](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/19/4f/a0/194fa0569a2fae237e61f1265c16a069--dagur-the-deranged-hiccup.jpg) (from How to Train Your Dragon) and I've never been able to unsee it


e-Jordan

Hooooooly shit you just changed my life. The resemblance is uncanny!


goatgosselin

I would say this guy looked a lot more like Zimmer than Pillar


bichettes_helmet

I guess that depends on whether or not one believes that Randal's jawline has the same [Handsomeness Above Replacement](https://www.reddit.com/r/Torontobluejays/comments/zzzq8u/a_change_in_the_clubhouse_that_is_not_being/) value as Kiermaier's eyes. Sure Randal's jawline has great range, but Kiermaier undeniably has more swag strength and would be a better everyday camera player.


95teetee

Believing in Randal's jawline is like believing in gravity. It can't be denied. It simply *is*.


casualjayguy

Look I'm just here for the fanfic, ok?


sir-pounce-of-alot

Finally someone who fucking gets it.


e-Jordan

u/sir-pounce-of-alot GET IN HERE, IT'S YOUR TIME!


sir-pounce-of-alot

So I completely misread the original post and thought we were all talking shit about Randal. Glad to see this sub still has integrity


sir-pounce-of-alot

Edit: so I completely misread the original post. u/ThQp is the best and I owe him an apology. If anyone talks shit about my dad or his jawline (like a brother to me) I will literally write you into the bad parts of my next fan fic. So don’t even try it.


ThQp

lol you were so mad


sir-pounce-of-alot

I see Randal in the title and I just get defensive… Plus I blame the Ontario education system for failing to teach me to read properly.


Redditsavage77

This is the off season content we need


doucheachu

Personally, we peaked with Semien - that man could move mountains with a single smoulder.


itsnursehoneybadger

Whoof, that blue steel when he put the jacket on and they made him look at the camera 🥵


Dustmopper

This is the perfect thread for me since I never got around to changing my flair after he was traded, ha ha


Badds

Stupid sexy Kiermaier! This has now replaced … F*#!ing Kiermaier. I may even like the guy in another 3 months


Jorlung

Serious comment on a joke post incoming, but it did cross my mind that Randal would fit our needs at 4OF very nicely right now. Guy has been very good against lefties for his whole career and is a decent enough defender in the corner. Kind of ironic that he was surplus to requirements last year, but now would be a useful piece. The trade made sense at the time and it still makes sense since the guy is on more money than he's worth, but I wouldn't mind having him right now. Obviously we could have just signed someone in FA for that type of money though.


Melodic-Bug-9022

I've actually jokingly suggested this because Randal is exactly what we need right now in a RH bat that hits lefties well. That said, I think Grich still has aspirations to play daily and I think he may have requested a trade before last season. So I'm not sure he'd be happy about returning, although I'd welcome him back with open arms.


Interesting_Round_21

W post


brownmagician

I'll paraphrase something that I have already misremembered someone else say here on this sub: Imagine the damage that gets done if Whit, KK and Randal all went out to a bar?


hayley_dee

Read the comments/replies on any women’s sport and get back to me with what the men are saying… it’s far worse, and far more degrading. I think it’s cringe as hell when I see women posting about hot dudes like KK or posting thirst trap photos with their tits out and a jays hat on, but they seem relatively few and far between so I usually roll my eyes and get on with it.


casualjayguy

You're absolutely right but I'm pretty certain this is a joke post in the style of yet another post on Bo's defense that was posted last night


hayley_dee

I see, missed that one.


Melodic-Bug-9022

I feel like this is very different as most of this is straight dudes admitting that a guy is actually handsome and having fun with it. At least for me it is because growing up in the 80s if a guy admitted another guy was handsome, you'd hear a lot of hateful shit. While on the flip side, women have been allowed to admire the beauty of other women regardless of their orientation. I love that society is changing and making it okay to recognize the attractiveness of another man because guys deserve to hear they are attractive too.


bichettes_helmet

Even when we straight women pipe in over here, it's usually very clearly jocular fangirl hyperbole, and in no way degrading or demeaning to the guys


Melodic-Bug-9022

Oh for sure. On this sub it's pretty good.


itsnursehoneybadger

Jeez, try telling that to Chappy’s legal team 🙄