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NicholasHomann

Does he take a dump in the urinal?


rebelliousmuse

Probably figured it was more efficient that way, since his pants were already around his ankles


supahcollin

Pretty sure Benny walks past a row of empty urinals to go in a stall to take a piss.


GodDuckman

Remember, his wife is a doctor.


xwing1212

And has a notoriously dry pussy


mundane_prophet

No, you misunderstand, only dry when she is near Benny boy.


No_Leopard_3860

Where's that from? I only remember his sister's only fans mentioning dryness


Cicerothesage

grown ass man saying "pee pee" and mystified by stalls


GiantSquidinJeans

“The mere fact that you call it 'pee pee' tells me that you're not ready.” -Michael Bluth, Arrested Development (The quote has been modified slightly for the sake of bringing it down to Ben’s level)


misirlou22

Mr Manager!


SweatyRoutineRed

He tries so hard not to say curse words to keep the show family friendly but loves talking about the “dismemberment and mutilation of children’s genitals” on a regular basis


supahcollin

He couldn't even say the word "pussy" either, lol


No_Leopard_3860

I thought it was about YouTube's very narrow rules for monetization, [sadly] I can remember him discussing penises and vaginas by their correct terms


rebelliousmuse

Dude spends *a lot* of time researching what little kids do in the bathroom


SilverwolfMD

There are pediatric urologists and child psychologists looking at this guy and saying "dude...there's a line between professional dedication and obsession, and you are WAY over that line."


outrageouslyunfair

okay first we got trump saying "keep our country gay" and now we have whatever the fuck this is. are conservatives just having a widespread psychotic episode this week?


OinkoMaloinko

When are they not having a psychotic episode?


outrageouslyunfair

i mean they're always evil and deranged but this is another level of bizarre


SweatyRoutineRed

We’re awfully close to mandatory cock inspections


ExperienceLoss

Theyre trying in Florida


AdministrativeEye582

I have concluded that, I can only imagine Ben Shapiro having what we would call an "infinitesimal penis", one in which is so small, it went back into his body and tried to become a tail.


therealjdsalinger

Wow not even paraphrasing. Word for word what he said. Incredible