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Distant-moose

Yes, there is. And it's not Crowder's place to tell women which one it is.


theycallmeshooting

If Steven Crowder got to tell women whether they were raped or had “regretful sex” he’d just have the color pallet from Family Guy, with the lighter shades labeled “regretful sex” and the darker shades labeled “rape”


[deleted]

Im a bit confused here. Wouldn't he have that flipped because he is more likely to invalidate non-white people?


thekosmicfool

Depends on who he's comparing the palette to, I took it to mean he holds the palette up to the accused...


[deleted]

Ah okay. The comment confused me a bit because it said crowder to woman, but your interpretation makes sense


24_Elsinore

Who better to tell the difference than the man who every woman has regretted having sex with?


__sys_out_println__

The question is: has anyone ever said otherwise? I might get lucky one day and have sex with Crowder but regret it later because he gives me a severe case of the douche virus, but I’m not gonna force my 🍆 into his 🍑, no matter how much I love him.


Ladderson

I don't think anyone has ever described sex with Crowder as "getting lucky" before.


masterpainimeanbetty

bad luck is a type of luck


drunk-tusker

“Getting desperate” “taking one for the team” “officer that’s the man right there” “it’s $180 for 1 hour and $45 for every hour after that.” You know just normal things Crowder hears.


__sys_out_println__

Well Ben Shappy likes hypotheticals so…


DIRTYxWAFFLE

I bet his mother had the feeling of regretful sex after having him.


Comrade_Compadre

🔥🚒🚑💨


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Yveskleinsky

It's scary how many men seem to confuse regrettable sex with sexual assault. Pushing someone into sex is not consensual sex. Refusing to let them leave or being threatening in any way is not consensual sex. Having sex with anyone while they are under the influence is not consent. If the consent given isn't enthusiastic, it's not consent. This goes for both men and women. This isn't that difficult of a concept to grasp.


tham1700

Theyre the kids that used to punch other kids until they said uncle but they think them saying uncle was their own decision.


GnarlyNarwhalNoms

"Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself?"


UnlikelyAssassin

If both parties are inebriated, was the sex consensual or did they just rape each other?


Technology314

They are obviously talking about if one party is sober and the other one is intoxicated or under the influence of a substance


Velicenda

Or under the influence of expectation. People underestimate the "it's prom night and you're my prom queen, therefore you HAVE to sleep with me"-style coercion.


Technology314

You forgot the "I bought you a drink so you have to sleep with me“ schtick.


andersjensen423

Cap, that is not in anyway rape. Is that weird, skeevy, and creepy? Most definitely. 100% not rape though unless there’s a threat or someone’s physical forced or taken advantage of while not being of adequate mental faculties. How is the statement above coercion??


kciuq1

It sure as fuck ain't enthusiastic consent.


78yn44

And it sure as fuck isn’t rape.


kciuq1

If you tell someone that they have to have sex with you, it can't be rape?


78yn44

We are talking about expectations. Telling someone “have sex or else” is for sure rape. Expecting some ass at the end of the night is entitled, sure, but not rape.


kciuq1

The scenario above was literally someone telling someone that they have to have sex with them. There wasn't an or else specified, nor was there a specific reaction from the other person, so there is no definitive call one way or the other, but it's definitely skipping right into rapey territory. Enthusiastic consent is what everyone should be going for, instead of having to coerce someone based on expectations.


andersjensen423

It can if there’s a threat if there is not then it’s just creepy as hell. I can’t imagine that you have ever had sex before if your view of sex is like this lmao. Prolly gonna try and like pull out a contract if you get laid.


kciuq1

>It can if there’s a threat if there is not then it’s just creepy as hell. Then "it sure as fuck isn't rape" is false, because you aren't sure either. > I can’t imagine that you have ever had sex before if your view of sex is like this lmao. I've had plenty of sex with people who are enthusiastic to have it with me. Being creepy about it or whining yourself into sex isn't fun for anyone.


UnlikelyAssassin

No such implication exists in that statement, especially because there are many people who would argue that both of them raped each other if they were both under the influence.


Paul6334

Which is a nonsensical statement.


BrknTrnsmsn

>this isn't that difficult of a concept to grasp The average person is quite stupid, and half are even dumber than that by definition. They just don't get it.


Yveskleinsky

Great point.


Tuub4

> If the consent given isn't enthusiastic What does this mean?


Yveskleinsky

It means that if the consent given isn't verbally or physically showing signs of being a "hell yes" it's a hell no.


Tuub4

So it can't be "eh, ok, I'm bored"?


hero4short

It means husbands and wives get raped all the time


Dependent_Ad_5035

Yes. Martial rape is very common.


Outside_Hope_3383

But they’re not going to say no, because of the implication


calmdownmyguy

Who does he think he needs to explain that to?


tham1700

His partners. Lawsuits pile up fast


curious_dead

The cult of MRCGA (Make Rape Culture Great Again).


IcebergSlimFast

Also simply known as MAGA.


DerrainCarter

It definitely seems like he drastically increases the amount of rape-apologetic tweets. Maybe he wants to prepare his fan base before whatever he did hits a court room?


aChunkyChungus

he raped someone didn't he...


Tuub4

And like half of his shithead buddies on the right.


mdconnors

He's been going on about this a lot recently and i honestly wonder if something is brewing relating to someone he works with


darth_-_maul

Thanks captain obvious


SaltyBarDog

Tell that to the dog, cum chugger.


sickcat29

Ummm yeah... Rape is the rapey bit and steven being disappointed in his performance once again is the other thing.


curious_dead

We know, that's why we don't accuse Crowder of being a rapist, even though all intercourse with him leads to regret.


aShittierShitTier4u

There's a difference between classic old humor and exhumation of dead sight gags.


rebelliousmuse

The significance of having to differentiate one's own sexual experiences from rape is lost on Steven.


BetterWankHank

Steven would know the difference. He never regrets it after raping the local street dogs


DDub04

Dammit OP you had the chance to say Sexpert and you blew it. Steven is the type of person to call himself a sexpert though.


Excellent_Let_8011

There most certainly is. Unfortunately, needledick morons like you consider nothing to be rape…unless it happens to someone you know. Like all MAGAs, nothing is bad until it happens to you. COVID is a lie…I’m in the ICU please give to my gofundme


supermarket_Ba

It’s only rape if the victim is white, she’s been beaten practically to the point of death, and the perpetrator is an illegal immigrant who was unknown to the victim. Oh, and she immediately reported it. Even then, her sobriety, dress, and sexual history could invalidate the accusation.


Excellent_Let_8011

This guy gets it


WynnGwynn

Crowder probably only has regretful sex so he just assumes that is standard.


madadamsam

Unfortunately for him, there's no difference for his partners between sex and regretfull sex.


Left-Is-Best-2022

In the past, women could get an abortion after regretful sex. Now, Steven wants no abortions for rape victims.


MisterEeeeeeekk

Why are you still paying attention to this little Troll POS? Just block him on twitter because he's just not worth it guys.


Atlas_Undefined

Holy fuck he really said that huh


The_Dude311

Is it only rape if the dog doesn't cum enough for Stevie to gargle?


Ok_Contribution_3212

To be fair, he probably only knows those two things as sex.


War_Emotional

He probably thinks those are the only two kinds of sex since every woman he slept with was one or the other.


Diligent_Activity_92

The only two items on the Stevie Crowder menu.


Different_Conflict_8

What is this even in reference to?


TimelyConcern

The persistent myth that date rape doesn't really exist. It's women regretting their decisions the next morning.


Different_Conflict_8

I thought Crowder was telling on himself there.


darth_-_maul

Something that happened 6 years ago


rtravisboyd

Sounds like a regretful first-hand experience


not_productive1

I mean, to be fair, if I had to name an authority on sex that women regret, it would be this guy.


Technology314

Gee, you really think we don’t *know* that?


therealfrankjones

He looks like the smell of Axe and cum socks.


Dr-Satan-PhD

I have no doubt he is intimately familiar with both of these things.


Ume_chan

I bet his wife knows all about regretful sex.


gmatic92

There’s a difference between “X” and “Y”. GEEZ YOU DON’T SAY! ANOTHER GEM FROM THE INTELLECTUAL GIANT.


GregTheIntelectual

Crowder being an expert on the latter


Euan011101

Goes without saying.


Jeffery_Moyer

Yep and in continuing with the obvious that difference is no.


that_one_air_guy

I hope he goes to prison and then gives an informed opinion


TorvaMessor6666

The sexpert, if you will...


Mindless-Lavishness

With crowder it’s both at the same time


Sad-Push-3708

Wtf


Alternative-Day-1299

The difference is, he didn't rape any of his ex-girlfriends


the_speeed

Cowarder himself should know. He IS the byproduct of regretful sex.


Gai-Tendoh

that’s not suspicious at all


FranciscoMoser420

What has he been on lately? Seen a lot of stupid tweet's of his (more then usual).


AinSpaceXXX

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Huge_Strain_8714

I think I know which category your mom fits in.


Sploshiepooh

there is, and it just so happens with crowder is always the latter


CourageousLight

Well, what he said isn’t wrong. It’s sad that a lot of men are accused of rape when they haven’t done such a thing.


Dependent_Ad_5035

LMAOOOOO. Do you seriously believe that women just have no idea the difference between “consensual sex they later regretted” and “non consensual sex aka rape”


CourageousLight

No. I didn’t say that at all. But what I’m saying is that this unfortunately does happen, and it’s more common than you may realize.


G66GNeco

Well, I am certain he is an expert on partners who regret having sex. He must have had quite a few.


randompittuser

I didn't want to see that "REAL" tag. JFC.


JennyFromdablock2020

Crowder would know the difference Every one of the people who's ever had the misfortune of fucking him regret it.


GeneralErica

Tune in next week to see "Agent Crowder: Codename Sexpert"… Like Dick Justice but worse…


WarlanceLP

i bet Steven crowder is an expert in regretful sex


MarcusD_Hellebore

At least he's not being a racist tard or openly homophobic. The fact that he uses a smug, petulant profile pic like that? It's not really surprising that he spouts the tripe he does with a 'straight' face! But he seems like the type who knows a lot about 'regretful sex'-but not as much as any woman who's fucked him. (Assuming he didn't conceive children with the aid of a turkey baster.)


Dependent_Ad_5035

He is being a misogynist though


Dependent_Ad_5035

He’s not wrong. But none is claiming otherwise. What we ARE saying is that much of what was previously considered “regrettable sex” is considered rape. Ie if you beg and beg and beg until someone finally gives in, that’s not consent.


mamba057

Ayo? This tweet is more suspicious than usual


supermarket_Ba

Why does he feel the need to post this hot take now? Does he just sit in front of his computer trying to think of offensive and idiotic statement to make? Is this in reference to something happening in current events right now or is he just reflecting on the fact that everyone he’s ever slept with has regretted it (or accused him of rape)?


thecamp2000

What our boy Crowder did here is a kind of rhetorical slide of hands. Where he is making an absolute horrendous statement while still be able to have a somewhat plausible denialbility.


Saladcitypig

And that's why 99.9% of the adult human population are not on trial for rape, because victims know the difference.


jecklygoodboi

Look, just because every woman regrets sex with you, Crowder, doesn’t mean all sex is regretful.


mdconnors

I remember when this was the foundation of my understanding of society. I was 19. But yhis is a grown ass man spewing out the garbage viewpoints your shittiest friend did freshman year in college. Just unbelievable