Liberty Hangout is upset because they didn’t announce Mario Kart 9
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Smash fans when Nintendo doesn't announce doomguy for smash.
if they did that, I'd be so pumped that I'd probably shit my pants like Kaitlyn Bennett.
RIP (toilet paper from the roll) AND TEAR (the paper as you futilely struggle against your overwhelming Nazi dook) UNTIL IT (pooping) IS DONE (you’ve thrown away your shit-caked panties).
Edited because it was rightly pointed out that Kaitlyn doesn’t flush.
Implying Kaitlynn Bennett flushes.
Only libtards flush. Real conservatives let the shit pile up until you can sit atop your throne of shit.
Like Kaitlin Bennett
*A true shitlord!*
Smash fans when popular anime guy gets added and not beloved cereal mascot from the 90s
there are like 50 anime sword fighters tho you can’t add the tiger from frosted flakes???
They can't even be bothered to add Gex either. Sakurai? More like Hackurai (Gex would be a pretty funny out of left field pick though)
Picking gex would be like getting framed for arson at John Lennon's [house](https://youtu.be/-BdPQWBnuY0?t=86)
I don't know what this means, but I like it.
If that happens...
Were gonna turn this gex night into a gex year
What are you talking about, Incineroar is already playable?
I want the Lucky Charms Leprechaun
Why are you calling me out like this?
me but with dante
honestly tho tekken isn’t even on switch but dmc is
They’re getting all the mega iconic fighting games in tho
Does that mean they're gonna add Mario from super smash bros 64??
Never gonna happen, too obscure
Well thanks for shattering my hopes and dreams.
Do you at least think Mario from melee has a chance?
I would say vergil but we already got sephiroth and corporate says they are the same picture.
Me but with Sol Badguy
Me but with Amaterasu
Me but Lloyd Irving
If Smash is missing anything it must be Touhou. [These are some damn smashable characters](https://youtu.be/x_F5tlI8i4U?t=8) (okay that came out wrong, but the Hentai gives me right).
Can Smash really afford to ignore characters whose themes have names like [Solar Sect of Mystic Wisdom ~ Nuclear Fusion](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xy_-7OXophY)?
There will never be justice until Saber from *Fate/stay night* joins the ranks of cute anime sword folk.
Wow, I can't believe they made entire game franchises off of these hentai characters.
Now for some totally random numbers in parentheses: (228408), (275789)
That fish reminds me of that one giant fish someone made for Mugen about a decade ago.
I am more of an archer guy but I agree
saber in smash would be amazing
Archer as in Goldie Boy, or Archer as in Depression Man?
Either way, we have too many sword fighters as is, because the Archer class isn't full of archers.
Hey, I wanted the greatest scientist (imo) in gaming to be in smash, and even I am not upset...
doctor robotnik (also known to most as eggman)?
DING DING DING DING DING
Isn't he a boss in the campaign mode already? I guess Ganon is too though
No I'm pretty sure he only appears as a Spirit
rick from pocket mortys
Nope, but with Pickle Rick he also has a food-related name...
I just want four Doomguys vs four Samuses and let the beauty commence
Three doomguys and the obligatory Isabelle
Two Doomguys, two Masters Chief, two Samuses, and two Gordons Freeman.
*when anime character #4017 doesn’t get added and instead it’s generic anime character #246
The key is exclusively rooting for characters with zero chance. When it doesn’t happen you’re not disappointed because it’s exactly what you expected.
They should add monkey ball to smash.
dude imagine if he did get into smash that would be so epic
The more I see LH posts,the more I think LH basically is of the same ideology of Oliver Cromwell:a theocrat forcing everyone to live a certain type of life because if not iT iS sInFuL
That’s exactly what LH is. They’ve even said they’re not for liberty, but a theocratic monarchy
Yup. They literally want a [monarchy](https://mobile.twitter.com/LibertyHangout/status/1216757629307015168) and a [Trump dictatorship ](https://mobile.twitter.com/libertyhangout/status/1266221156639674369?lang=en). So much for “Liberty Hangout”
Fellas, is it communist to have a democracy?
I mean ideally yes
Soviet democracy > bourgeois democracy
It is when you're a fascist.
That depends, who are the elected accountable to, and is it in the workplace?
Liberty Hangout is to liberty what the Democratic People's Republic of Korea is to democracy
Wow that second one. Tweets that aged like milk must be all over it after 1/6
They’re not kidding.
I wish they were.
They are not.
That's the weird thing about their posts. Like they're joking, and just saying things to "trigger the lurbrls"... But at the same time, it's what they actually beleive. So it's not joking and trolling. But it is.
It's like if Kaitlin just came out and was like "It totally was me who shit my pants! Take that libs!" Like the things it's offensive and trolling, but it's just her stating that she shit her pants.
I know I shouldn't expect much logic from them, but I still don't get why they think this is the best route to take.
They use "comedy" as a shield to test the waters. But they are totally serious. Their cowards.
If Puritans had a Twitter
The more I see LH, the more I think they are just trolls tbh.
I have to agree. In my experience only trolls have nuclear takes on absolutely everything. I've even agreed with fucking [Ben Shapiro](https://i.redd.it/8zg6v8fgltx51.jpg) once or twice, but LH? No way.
Didn't he backpedal on that and engage in election conspiracy?
Bench probably got a stern sitting on from the people who fill his bank account.
Same deal with his comments on Marjorie “Jewish Space Lasers” Greene—he was calling her out for her speech about Conservatives getting treated worse than Jews in the Holocaust. Memes featuring the same Onion headline about the worst person you know making a good point…but didn’t he literally hire on Gina Carano to start producing a movie after Disney fired her for LITERALLY the same comments?
I’d hesitate to say I ever agreed even on a single issue, because there’s no way to know if that’s actually what he believes. Our boy Ben’s a grifting hack with no discernible principles, shifting his rhetoric to whatever gets him retweets and mug sales. He did the same with the election, after he was gently nudged towards sowing distrust of the electoral process.
My personal opinion on that is that it has to do with the fact that Carano was massively criticized for a relatively minor transphobic joke and people didn’t talk as much about the mask comments or comparing it to Nazi oppression.
Maybe my perspective is skewed because I’m trans myself, but 85% of articles about Carano at the time were mentioning her putting “Beep Bop Boop” as her pronouns. And yeah, that’s shitty and based in transphobia, but it’s nowhere near as destructive as her science denialism or comments on Nazi oppression.
I don’t know if other people had the same experience, but I think we didn’t spend enough time calling attention to the antisemitic beliefs and statements.
I agree that the transphobia was way more tame compared to the more blatant hate spewed on the daily—in that case, it would make sense if that’s what Ben identified with her on.
I mean, he is the patron saint of every shitty “attack helicopter” joke and the litany of “oh but science is right on this one specific thing last time i checked.”
Absolutely think you’re right on that last bit. People glossed over her antisemitism and support for the far-right insurrection a little too quickly.
It's weird hearing you say the people were focused on the pronoun "joke" she made when all I ever heard regarding criticism of her at the time was about the holocaust comments. Though I don't browse news sites as much as I probably should.
No I appreciate the outside viewpoint! Like I mentioned, I’m trans myself. So I heard about her a lot in my trans spaces so it’s possible that what I heard about was skewed more towards the transphobia.
There is a simple explanation for that actually. Ben desperately wants to be in Hollywood far more than he cares about any semblance of ideological consistency. Carano is a somewhat credible actress that will evangelize a lot of right wingers to see terrible movies to own the libz.
*nuclear takes* 👌
I mean, they certainly seem like trolls, but I think that they’re serious.
[Poe's law](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law) at work.
There were some leaked DMs a while back, they talk like that in private as well.
I don't think it is. Unless she's a REALLY good actor. If someone starts going off on her, she becomes super defensive and doesn't know how to react. I was going to describe how bad it is, but man, it's so much better to hatewatch. The running theory I've seen and think myself is that her editors are the secret leftists considering they can cut all the times she gets rolled, but don't.
If you don't want to, she gets absolutely bodied by someone with lived experience regarding voter ID laws, and freaks out when the fact Stacey Abrams' election was stolen since she sees that as "hypocrisy"
They’re not trolls, they’re more like evil lying goblins
Seems a lot like they're fostering a mentality that your only purpose in life is to be a wageslave working 80 hours weekly, or a baby factory if you're a woman
I refuse to believe that their account isn’t satire. I can’t comprehend that someone is actually this delusional
LH just lost their gamer fanbase
Do you feel like with every tweet, they keep losing a chunk of their fanbase until they've literally offended everyone and it's just them left alone.
Well there's always the fans of scat porn
We like eating shit as a meal, not as an education
Not my easiest upvote...
Them and their tiny, tiny monarchism fanbase.
I would assume their fanbase understands that they are trolls. Though maybe I'm giving them too much credit.
"Joke's on you! I was only pretending to be a stupid asshole!"
Ah yes, the Alex Jones defense
Are they really trolls? I thought for sure there serious.
They are both.
They say shit they know will cause outrage, but it's also what they believe.
I feel like it's only trolling if your only intent is to stir shit up. They want to stir shit up and convert people to their crazy ideas simultaneously. They aren't trolling they are loud assholes.
idk this isn't a clever joke. If this is sarcasm it's just pointless and weird.
She learned that BioShock Infinite *isn't* actually glowing praise of a white theocratic ethnostate.
She learned that Fallout is actually political
I don't think it would be too much for a blow, their real audience isn't young people but spiteful boomers. Nobody under the age of 65 likes Charlie Kirk, only racist wine moms do because he reminds them of the son they chased away by being a complete headcase.
If I know conservative gamers like I think I do, they’d rather stop playing video games forever it meant owning the libs.
And their Fox "news" fanbase.
This radiates “I was the worst player and my friends never gave me the pity win” vibes
He’s that fat kid that flips the table when he loses at Catan gif.
Kaitlin doesn’t run this Twitter account. She’s somehow connected though
I believe the person who runs it is her husband
"There is no winning or losing in faithful and devoted prayer to our lord"
-LH after getting 3 stocked in smash bros by their older cousins
Yes, let’s rid the world of hobbies so we can interminably complain about politics on twitter, a much more productive use of our time. 🙄
American mentality. You should only work hard. Hobbies are a waste of time unless you can monetize them
Hell even if you can monetise a hobby LH still probably thinks they’re losers. The only hobby they endorse is bitching about anything and everything over Twitter.
This is my dad, and it's infuriating because he has no job and a singular hobby, which he doesn't use to make money.
My brother is exactly like this, too. He broke up with his girlfriend recently because he realized she wasn’t about to stop playing video games or watching anime in her spare time, when HE thought a better use of her time would be to throw herself into making as much money as possible.
I saw that breakup coming over a year away, because my brother has ALWAYS been incredibly judgmental of me and my other siblings for playing video games or doing anything enjoyable, in general. Hell, he insulted me the other day because he found out that I watch movies while I knit. Knitting on its own is fine because it’s productive, but apparently in his eyes, combining it with entertainment makes me a hedonistic waste of air.
LH does have a hobby they want to get into and it's murdering minorities and gay people but those damn socialist liberals are getting in the way.
Liberty Hangout probably needs a hobby the most so they get off Twitter and stop tweeting their dumb takes
Shooting guns recreationally is entertainment, but that's fine because it's their preferred form of entertainment.
Literally Nazi ideals of Spartanism
I assume they are viewing hobbies in a puritanical sense ie if you have time to [hobby] you have time to be productive to the economy"
Tangental, but I've met way too many boomer age people in my professional career who have given me the advice to put all my free time into learning skills that make me more desirable to my career.
It's like they don't understand that a job should just be a thing you do to fund your life, not vice versa
Liberty hangout is completely determined to destroy all forms of peace and love.
This is not acceptable at all, summon Ringo Starr immediately
When the world needed him most, he vanished
Peace and love ✌️ ☮️ ❤️ ✌️ ☮️ ❤️
And yet they loathe the Taliban or other non-Christian fundamentalists who want the same thing.
Happiness is exactly what they want to eradicate.
They themselves are incapable of happiness so they need everyone else to be miserable too.
This has got to be a troll job. Bennett and a few friends had a bet that they could become right wing icon and the meme has went to far. Now Bennett is just saying as much shit as possible until they are officially rumbles
Funny story about her and shit...
I really feel like the shit jokes are played out. Everyone needs to cut this crap out.
LH wanted a name for BotW 2
Yo that trans-shark flair is awesome
tired of this anti-gamer discrimination
They targeted gamers.
We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little digital token saying we did.
We'll punish our selfs doing things others would consider torture, because we think it's fun.
We'll spend most if not all of our free time min maxing the stats of a fictional character all to draw out a single extra point of damage per second.
Many of us have made careers out of doing just these things: slogging through the grind, all day, the same quests over and over, hundreds of times to the point where we know evety little detail such that some have attained such gamer nirvana that they can literally play these games blindfolded.
Do these people have any idea how many controllers have been smashed, systems over heated, disks and carts destroyed 8n frustration? All to latter be referred to as bragging rights?
These people honestly think this is a battle they can win? They take our media? We're already building a new one without them. They take our devs? Gamers aren't shy about throwing their money else where, or even making the games our selves. They think calling us racist, mysoginistic, rape apologists is going to change us? We've been called worse things by prepubescent 10 year olds with a shitty head set. They picked a fight against a group that's already grown desensitized to their strategies and methods. Who enjoy the battle of attrition they've threatened us with. Who take it as a challange when they tell us we no longer matter. Our obsession with proving we can after being told we can't is so deeply ingrained from years of dealing with big brothers/sisters and friends laughing at how pathetic we used to be that proving you people wrong has become a very real need; a honed reflex.
Gamers are competative, hard core, by nature. We love a challange. The worst thing you did in all of this was to challange us. You're not special, you're not original, you're not the first; this is just another boss fight.
I don’t even know how they had the strength to copy and paste that.
It was just another boss fight
G*mers rise up
We do be livin in a societeh
NO: to books, movies, tv, video games, basically anything fun.
YES: to boot-gargling and shitting yourself.
Me after I see starfield is an xbox exclusive
Its on PC too (with the gamepass I think)
Tweets like this are just more proof we should have banned their posts here. They’re literally just trolls. Every post they make is designed to get a “they said what?” Reaction that gets them spread around.
Which is funny considering there's a large amount of conservative gamers that probably follow them, not the brightest move lol
LH is pissed because no Splatoon 3 news
Yeah fuck people who want to wind down after a hard day's work or on their off day, huh? LH probably thinks sitting in front of the fire sucking down some brews is stupid and a waste of time, too.
When you keep dying to a easy boss
The only form of entertainment should be self flagellating while staring at a picture of Murray Rothbard 😎
It’s ironic coming from the funniest comedy Twitter account
Its even more so when u realise LH's existence is generally stupid and a waste of time
Free Speech means all art is bad unless it's christian rap.
LH got tired of getting dunked on by leftists so they decided to piss of their capital G Gamer following
Ya take on gamers and see where that gets you with the online edge lords. Shooting yourself in the foot to own the libs.
I'm fairly certain at this point that conservatives spend their free time just staring at a wall and yelling about minorities into the void
I’m convinced there really leftist tryna turn people to the left cause the shit they say is so stupid
Yes! But life is hard enough, stupid entertainment is fine now and then
Don't have fun, only work >:(
“Fun is stupid. You’re stupid.”
LMAO if you're a lib-cuck who enjoys entertainment.
Maybe they need to play a Victoria 3 when it comes out?
r/BanVideoGames rise up
"As are most forms of entertainment"
Wtf? So what do these idiots do in their free time besides post shitty conservative rhetoric on Twitter?
Gamers put down once again
Truly the most persecuted group
Imagine being such a miserable dickhead that everything you don’t personally enjoy is bad.
No time for fun when they're out there harassing groups that never did anything to deserve their hatred.
Yes things that make life enjoyable are the worst
But owning libs online isn't? Interesting.
Liberty hates liberty. You can't make this up!
Me when Silksong release date isn’t revealed.
Liberty Hangout isn’t a Metroid fan
Gamers, meet your oppressor
Oh, you despise Western art and culture? Interesting...
straight up nazi vibes
I can understand not liking video games, but any entertainment? Like damn how sad is your life girl?
Wtf they do all day then, paper work?
Does shitting yourself count as entertainment?
\>most forms of entertainment
The only form of entertainment they condone is sucking Trump's dick
That explains why conservatives are boring.
How **squalid** must your life be if you are just flatly against entertainment or art? That's just fucking dire.
F-Zero fans when they fucking murdered Captain Falco at E3
Cool, get conservatives out of gaming. I'm tired of listening cry about literally everything.
The only three things that should bring joy to your life are racism, pooping your pants, and looking very homeschooled.
Acceptable forms of entertainment:
* Recreational hatred
* Worship of Trump and/or a bastardized capitalist version of Jesus
* Posing with guns
They’re taking it hard that Scrimblo Bimblo isn’t the 5th DLC character.
Can u imagine living in the world these people want?
No entertainment. No sex. No fun. No diversity. Everything is just religious zealotry and worshipping some king just because his great x64 granddad had the biggest army in the geographic location that you happened to be born on.
When is Mario kart Wii getting a remake since my Wii doesn't work and I want to play as funky Kong flamerunner and do those sweet ultra-shortcuts and finally beat the expert staff ghosts now that I know all of the mechanics I didn't understand, libruls?
Aren’t we all
Who needs entertainment when you can repeatedly cause riots on college campuses for fun?
Kaitlin clearly hasn't tried toilet simulator 2020, might learn a thing or two.
Weird to see Liberty in the name of an account that simps for monarchies and is against forms of entertainment.