Friend sent me this from Facebook dating, seems like size does matter
By - pleasantgumbo
What is she looking for a fucking 9 by 8???wait, what if he’s talking inches and she’s talking centimeters 😖
She wants a bunch of 2x4s to build a house
Girl all on that wood shortage
2 x 6 is code where I live.
2 x 4 should be good for interior walls though. 😉
Her* interior walls. 😂
Unless it’s drywall
And then she ripped thyself asunder.
She thinks he is lying.
Then why ask?
🌈 Attention seeking 🌈
Yep. She wasn't interested in the first place. Now she's on r/Tinder and making fun of OP.
It's like with height, take off 3-4 inches and you've got the real thing.
Wait wait wait im 5'6 are you telling me a person sees that then assumes i am 5'2?
Well that’s not true. Most guys tell there height exact. Or just round up an inch, especially if there like 5’9.5 they’ll just say 5’10
I’m 5’11 3/4. Should I tell them I’m 6ft?
That’s your decision but I would say just say 6’
I’m 6ft from now on
You fucking made it man!! Enjoy life up there in the big leagues!
Yea I’m 5’9”. I tell women I’m 5’9”. I have maybe said 5’10” in boots, but I’m not telling a woman I’m 6’1”.
If they can't handle you at your 5'9", they don't deserve you at your 6'1"
She will be most disappointed if she's 5'0. Has to date men over 6' so she can feel delicate and feminine.
*bitter tall lady tears*
I find a good ol’ fashioned arm wrestle does wonders to restore one’s sense of feminine fragility XD
Tell them you’re 6’1, you deserve it.
I tell them I had 6’1” aspirations with a 5’9” reality.
Hmmm I'm 6'4, literally measured by the doctor again today. I meet sooooo many people who think I'm like 6'6... cos they're definitely 6'2... in reality, they're usually between 5'10 and 6'1. Basically, I hear a lot of guys claim to be at least 2 or 3 inches taller than they are.
Guys always ask me how tall I am and I say 6’2 and they like no ways you’re definitely 6’4 at least cuz I’m 6.
I just look down on them like a father looks at his son and say “you must be right”
Fight back against these people by telling everyone your 6'1 I'm 6'5 but regularly tell people I'm "just over 6 foot"
This has to be a troll…
Came here to say exactly this. Hookup culture can make specific expectations. But this goes too far. Lol
I’ve definitely had these questions before. It’s uncommon, but does happen. I just tell them I’m not interested and move on.
It isn't the questions that are being doubted. It's the measurements she's demanding, girth specifically.
Oh, yeah, straight up you can list soda can dimensions and I’m sure most women wouldn’t notice. It doesn’t help that guys over estimate their size, too.
Bruh, you gotta know your size. *ESPECIALLY* Girth, as that's what condom sizes are most dictated by.
If it's 6-7" long most average condoms will fit. But if it's 6"+ girth and 5" long you're still gonna have to get magnums or larger.
Gentlemen, measure your willy with care.
Gently measure the william
Also if your like 7+ in length you have to be mind of slamming the shit out of their cervix which can cause allot if pain, unless they like it then go straight ahead and cancel their plans of walking for the next few hours.
But I think the cervix can move up into the body a few inches during extreme arousal and with a little bit of stretching
No. 7 on the following article
[article on healthline.com](https://www.healthline.com/health/womens-health/cervix-penetration)
A catfish troll
It’s also karma farming. Men being shamed for height or dick size is incel spaghetti and gets mad upvotes.
One is a troll and one is a liar, take your guess
Does that mean she scientifically did three experiments with dildos one experiment with constant length and changing girth, another which is the opposite and one to normalize the data
you can check both variables at the same time.
you could feel it being too girthy no matter what the length is
Who would've thot
Dick size? Coke can
“Too small” lmao what
"Only 2 liter bottle sized dicks swipe right"
Best I can do is 2 liter bottle screwcap...
^(^^^^Taking ^^^^both ^^^^girth ^^^^and ^^^^length ^^^^here!)
She’s Basically looking for a can of Pringles but in shlong form
Speaking of Pringles, don't they completely lack flavor nowadays? I remember the cheese ones would be completely orange and covered in cheese flavored powder but now they're just plain Pringles with a sprinkle of cheese dust. Smh
This is why it pays to have your fav Pringles flavor be original. Just salt babay
According to calcsd.com, 7"x6" is larger than what 99.8% of men have. She clearly has no idea about sizes
I think the average dick size of a male now days is like 5' lol she watch too much porn.
The average these days is a 5 foot long schlong?? RIP
Whenever i think about something slightly erotic, my blood leaves every important Part of my body and i lose concious. Life is pain with the 5 foot schlong :(
Not if you're into pole vaulting
The long schlong jump
The Schlong jump.
Ohhhh Schlong Johnson
Why I eyes ya
That video was amazing, I think it was a 42 inch
Averages are problematic. See, most of us have around 5 inches, but 6 Million Mike has a 6 Million Mile Monster Donger which eclipses Earth and Heaven to skew the average dick size to 5 feet.
I appreciate this way more than what I should lol
Thank you lmao as I wrote it I'm like "This'll be my first reddit gold. It's a lock."
I hear his boners even have two confirmed kills
The second one was collateral damage
In my head I read that as 6 Million Mile Mongster Dongster but I like it like that
monster dongster fits just fine... No pun intended.
So what’s the modal dick size then?
Thanks for the laugh kind stranger
RIP'd... in half.
> 5 foot long schlong??
Noooo... Girth, so 5 feet in circumference.
Hung like a pizza
She does say she uses dildos and measures size. So clearly she's an expert on dick. Though her standards are pretty unrealistic
This seems like some of the grossest self-indulgence, I'd rather date a crackhead
Hey how big is your Crack pipe?
5.5" in the US, thank God. Men like giant dongs to show to other men, but my cervix likes them average. She doesn't enjoy getting SWATted when she wants male intimate attention.
I confessed before I started getting sexual with one woman that I was only slightly above average. She just looked at me funny and said, “do you think I want my cervix bleeding? Whatever you have is fine because I like you as a person. “
It made me feel better about myself and what it means to be with a non-nincompoop. Then I see the image here.
>She just looked at me funny and said, “do you think I want my cervix bleeding?
Cut my cooch into pieces
I've reached my last resort
Don't give a fuck if I cut my cervix, bleeding
That feel when you made the cut. 😌
Most guys heave a sigh of relief when they find out tons of girls don't want or need donkey dicks.
Yeah but human insecurity will say “yeah but she’s just saying that”. Which is really sad to know.
Really? well shit, what am I gonna do with this bag of donkey dick dildos I've been collecting over the years?
Some guys have large penises. Some girls have large vaginas.
When Roseanne divorced Tom Arnold she said he had a 3 penis …… when asked to comment ….”yeah but a 747 looks small when it lands in the Grand Canyon “ 💀💀💀
Umm... ' is foot '' is inches... But maybe you meant ' lol...idk ..I'm a girl, 😂
Nope can confirm, all AMAB people actually only have one leg, the other leg is a folded penis.
Probably has been lied to about sizes in the past and has a skewed idea of what 7 inches is. My ex was super surprised when I told her I was 6 inches and thought I was like 8+ since she’d had smaller than me before that dudes claimed were 7. Also said when she’d had bigger than mine in the past it was usually painful since it’d constantly hit her cervix and that for most girls she knew around 5.5-6 was the magic number that got plenty deep enough without causing actual pain. This girl likely had some dude with a below average dick lie and tell her it was 7 so now that’s what she thinks a 7 inch dick is when this guy is actually telling her the truth
When you push the ruler deeper against your stomach you can reach a higher number, that’s why I tell girls mine is 3.5 inches 💪🏼
Oh dude your supposed to measure from your asshole. You’re a solid 4” no doubt
🤞🏼 that’s going on my tinder profile
You're supposed to do bone-pressed as a measurement, that's how all studies measure since it gives the most consistent results, mitigating differences in fat tissue in the lower stomach area.
I just stand up and measure from the floor, bout 3.5 too
Yep I've been with a girl that was going on and on about how big I was and saying it was like 8 inches and big as a can. Like honey it's 6 and the size of a egg roll its a little above average but I'm no pornstar.
Either she's really easily impressed or this was her version of talking dirty.
Na she just had no concept of what measurements were, most women I've met have issues with measuring even if it's meant to be negative. Like I've heard my buddies exes say they were huge even after a break up insisting that 5 was too small bfor them ut I know for a fact they are 5 and some change.
On a related note, there are some men out there with gargantuan weiners, and they report that it's incredibly difficult to get into a sexual relationship, because there is apparently such as thing as *too big*.
There definitely is, some women have naturally smaller or less elastic vaginas due to illness and such. I've been with someone with one that was naturally smaller and again I'm not huge but not average and we struggled to make it happen comfortably. I regularly get near or make contact with my partners cervix when the position is right so I'd hate to see how long dick Johnson manages. From her she says that I'm honestly bordering on too big because of the latter, if I ever actually hit her cervix fun time is immediately over.
So, in other words, definitely the wrong time to say "Ah, at your cervix, Madam"?
There's an old joke about women having a hard time backing vehicles up because they've been constantly lied to about what 8 inches looks like
But she measures her dildos! 😳
Same thing happens with height. I’m 6’0” and a ton of women think I’m like 6’2” or 6’3” because 5’10” dudes claim to be 6’.
Funnily enough I also happen to be 6’0 on the dot and have the exact same thing happen all the time. Girls always think I’m lying when I say that before they meet me since lots of guys round up to 6’0 and then after meeting me say I must actually be 6’2 since I’m taller than other “6 foot tall” people they know
Yeah I am 6'4 and most people think "Yeah that's tall" until they see me in person and it's like holy shit you are tall. Every time I see people after a while I get hit with "you've grown since the last time I saw you". Nope, I'm the same height since I was 18.
That's about the cutoff most people see as "*Jesus christ* you're tall!"
My siblings and I are all tall. My sister's 6' even, and the males are all a bit taller. One brother is 6'7", and even though it's just a few inches over the rest of us, he looks like a fucking giant.
What ever happened to girls pulling out the ‘ol ruler and measuring your dick themselves?
I actually had her do this to prove I was 6” and that she’d been lied to in the past and not 8” like she thought I was lol. No dudes are gonna be able to lie to her about that shit anymore
The old joke is "that's why you never have a woman measure cabinets." Lol
As a 5.5-6 I feel happy to hear that this is good enough lol
She described that size as “boyfriend dick.” Said she’d had bigger guys in the past and was fun to have when hooking up sometimes when she was single but prefers nothing bigger than 6” if it’s somebody she’s in a relationship with and having sex with nearly every day. Big enough to get the job done and feel good but not too big that she’d constantly be sore apparently lol
I'm right at 6, and it's been just fine for all of my partners. Admittedly not that many since I'd only had sex with one woman until a little over a year ago, but still 7 out of 7. And I also have several close female friends who've talked about unpleasant experiences with bigger dicks
Yup, mine is about 6,5 and I've had girls ask me if I lied about my size. I told them it's probably the other guys they've been with that have been lying. A scary fact, the average vagina about 5,5 deep before the cervixmouth begins, so be careful when putting it all the way in, hitting her cervix is not going to feel nice
Maybe it was too big
Yeah she has no fucking idea what she’s talking about. 7 is pretty long and fairly rare, and 6 inch girth is probably 1/1000+, so that’s huge. She probably wouldn’t even be able to take that.
Maybe she thinks that its too big.
So women like long skinny penises..*taking notes*
It’s ya boi skinny penis
Feel like I’ve been waiting for this comment all my life
I mean, you’re technically possibly correct, she says length is lacking. She knows what girth she likes apparently and doesn’t say either way if what he said is too big or small just that it wouldn’t work.
Right. My ex was bigger than that and it hurt like a mother fucker. I don't want to deal with something that big again
Yeah that’s the thing, at that size I’m sure it’s physically possible, but it probably hurts a ton. A vagina can stretch only so much. If it is the case she’s only able to be pleasured by that though, that’s like 3 guys per 1000 so very very difficult to find, which is another different problem for her and just unlucky.
Do it Quill, I can take it
Yeah. Every dude on here grabbing a measuring tape right now haha.
Remember to measure from the anus to tip.
That is the last piece of advice my grandfather gave me with his dying breath.
Was she just trying to make someone feel bad for fun?
I just typed that URL in and got sent to a bloatware site
7 is lacking?!? What does she fuck, horses?!
This has to be a mix up of units or something. She can’t seriously say that 7” is “lacking”. Wtf
So this chick wants to be split in half apparetly
People have their preferences.
Her preferences are very very unrealistic but she is allowed to have them I suppose
Could this be a metric vs imperial mix up? Cause come on lady.
7 cm is roughly 2.75 in.
idk about you, but 2.75 in is a little worse than ‘kinda lacking’
this woman is just nuts, or has a giant vagina that requires a giant dick
That pfp paired with this post is like seeing the stars align
hahaha didnt even think about that, yeah i love that album
I think she just can't measure properly. My ex told people I was a solid 9 or 10 inches, I'm pretty sure I'm like 6 maybe? I haven't measured in a few years because I cant be bothered too.
Well I imagine the difference between 10 and 6 should be relatively easy for people to comprehend I guess
Does she want an elephant wang? Like holy fuck her dildo collection must be those mountainous things you see on weird porn cams.
They are not dildos, that are road cones!
Shawty wants that 7x7 cube
You mean 7x7x7
The third 7 is for ball volume
Why answer? If a guy asks my bra size, I don’t answer. Dudes! Stop fucking answering dick size questions.
This is the way
Because then I'm looking at the reflection of my lonely face on my black phone screen.
We can't all just find someone else
Easy for you to say. The moment you have an issue you just stop messaging and move on to the next guy of the double digit matches you had that day.
Most guys only get like one or two matches a week, tops. The supply/demand is completely off.
6 inch girth is like 0.5 percent of men. She doesn’t know shit.
If she thinks 7 and 6 is small then her pussy is so large it would work as a parachute
Maybe she’s a metric girl? Either way she’s rude as hell
I'm trying to think of a better way to find out someone's dick size so you can decide if you want to fuck them and this is about as straightforward and non-time-wastey a way as I can think of. The only unnecessary part was "kind of lacking there" which is deffo rude.
But damn, so much better than getting blue balled for not having a big enough dick, lol.
Nah just girl inches. She’s had no idea how big 7 inches long is or how think 6 inches is
She mentioned measuring her dildo so I think she knows exactly the size she wants.
Interesting. Hope she really likes her dildo cause she’s going to have a real tough time finding something bigger
I am sure they can make bigger dildos.
Dildo length when you buy them is mentioned as total length including balls and sucker - insertible length is only sometimes mentioned. This adds up to two inches.
Excuse you but if you HAVEN'T been shoving the balls in as well you have been wasting your time.
Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway
“How large is your dick?”
“Larger than 95% of dicks”
“Not big enough too bad”
7 is lacking? What the fuck is she shoving up her?
Sounds like she needs to get off dating sites, buy whatever size dildo is her preference, and go fuck herself.
She got that deep dish pussy
When you are used to a 13 inch dildo attached to a goddamn hammer drill, no penis on god's green earth would be enough for you, lady.
Lol I found out recently that with dildos, the measurements also include the balls. So when you have an 11 inch dildo, that should end up with 9 usable inches, MAX
So yeah, must be why she thinks 7 is lacking
Especially if the drill brand is Dewalt good lord. Ryobi's are easy going.
How 'bout Bosch, professional series?
This is so shallow- @ the chick
Does she get complaints about echoes in that cavern?
Why did you say it twice?
Holy shit lol this cracked me up
"Jeeze you gotta big pussy! Jeeze you gotta big pussy!"
"Why'd you say it twice?"
Poor girl is single because men keep falling in her gaping hole of a vagina.
I always tie a 2x4 on a rope around my waist. That is the only definition of safe sex here...
Reception is okay, I have 5 bars in here. Send help.
If a 6 inch girth doesn’t work it’s because she has a cheerio for a vagina and doesn’t want the pain or it’s minivan slider entrance hole and you don’t want it to burn when you pee tomorrow.
Even a Boeing-747 looks small in the Grand Canyon
From now on dick size will be measured in cubic inches.
This bitch couldn't tell you what 12 inches was if she was holding a fucking ruler.
Pussy must look like a wizards sleeve
"You're a Harry wizard!"
Kinda lacking?? The fuck?
Only reason it wouldn't work is because it's too big lol
She should date a Horse, she is in her hoe phase
I once match with this girl who instantly asked me if I was circumcised… I proceeded to tell her I was, and she unmatched w/ me lol.
To be fair, us uncircumcised guys in America have to grow up with a lot of fucking stigma and jokes made about us. Can't even speak out against it because you're instantly part of the group if you defend it. Growing up ashamed of your perfectly fine dick because you didn't get a surgery when you were a baby does shit to your head.
This goes both ways. Where i sympathize with the uncircumcised stigmas that groups of men have dealt with, flipping the script and shitting on men who are circumcised isn't a valid way to handle it either. Remember that circumcised or not, it's a choice that -NONE- of us made for ourselves at birth.
Lmfao women actually have no concept of how big penises are. It’s sad the amount of body shaming men receive when they are honest about it.
A lot of the phenomenon of “girl inches” are based on guys lying about their size which skews perceptions and estimates. Guys who are 6” long claiming 8, 7” to 9”, etc, makes it seem like 10” are possible and somewhat common. It’s only when the girl actually meets up with one of these guys who is 8” and doesn’t lie that the perception is mostly corrected, but 8” is in the highest percentile (like 1/10,000) so that’s not common and they’re stuck with the false perceptions they’ve been led to believe.
She wants that porno wiener. Curious that she can’t keep the guys who she’s willing to bang tho.
7x6 is legitimately a porn dick though.