I’ve gotten a surprisingly high amount of matches with this
By - matteocrayo
Imagine if someone matches with this pic and then says "ew gross" when they see the real you lmao
I don't have to imagine...
\*loads up 3d modeling software\*
I had a great time on tinder when I pretended to be piglet. Then they banned me lol.
How can they do this? Disrespect for choices...
Dude, they know what a fucking Zygon is. A chance to fuck literally anyone in the world? Shit I’d do it.
If they cant accept me at my 30 holes they don’t deserve me for the 1-3 they want.
This post and the comments made my day. 🤣
Yeah, but what about the venom sacks in the tongue
Finally someone asks the real question
My budget allocation towards dental dams is pretty high.
I could be way of base but given your responses I'm not sure if YOU actually know what a zygon is.
That’s a solid dick pic man, how’d you get that angle? I can never seem to get the tentacle-holes to show in the lighting
The trick is to shave
Sense of humour is one of the biggest attractions, so you’re definitely doing that right.
Hey im single, not easy. Introduce yourself before buttering me up, stud.
This is aspie humor tho. Super cringe and I'd bet money op is lying about the matches
Do you honestly think there are no matches on tinder who share his sense of humour?
Exactly!! My grandpa always said there’s a lid for every pot. It’s so true!! Even undatable people in your eyes will find someone.
Was your grandfather a chef?
No, but if he was, he’d take the cake. 😂
Far and few between.
what's wrong with aspie humor ?
Nothing, it's just cringe.
what's cringe with it and how would you define aspie humor ? also if you're using it as a slur please don't
What are you trying to match with, a Weeping Angel?
Nah. Go for the daleks. Out of their machines, so you can enjoy the embrace of their tentacles.
Like tentacles? Go for the Oods. They are basically domestics that serve you.
I dated a Silence once... I think.
I'd swipe right just for the doctor who reference
The mattt line is my favorite part, that shit's funny as hell
Ok Matt short for Mattt is hilarious
Women are into some freaky stuff nowadays
And they weren’t before?
A long time ago I had a profile of a cheesy gordita crunch from taco bell, and the bio read "You know you want me in your mouth".
The amount of matches I got was endless
Yikes you should see a doctor, I'd recommend one but I'm not sure WHO?
Ahh world health organisation?
I mean, they're great kissers from what I hear.
As long as they take the Queen's body. Otherwise, there's no proof
See? This is perfection with the balance of humor and not-too-serious, and you didn't have to mention your junk or sex.
Nicely done, I like what you did. I hope you get mad laid.
Getting laid? Sorry Im saving my virginity for divorce
I feel like a lot of people try too hard on dating apps. I go in with the “don’t give a fuck” approach and am almost always upfront with my dry humor, and if the conversation doesn’t feel like i’m talking to a brick wall then great.
Cum for the Doctor Who reference, stay for the poisonous tongue sacs.
Every comment OP has made on this thread has me rolling
How was kissing David Tennant when you were disguised as the queen?
I don’t know why, but the funniest thing among many funny things in this profile is “Lifeguard”
I once had a long conversation on tinder role playing as a bridge troll. Good times
Is that the outfit doja cat wore at the vmas the other night?
I’d totally swipe right.
I would 100% swipe right, this is pure hilarity!
Gotta say I wish had screen shots of my good friend's tinder profile. We met through tinder, never met in person, live in completely different states, have each dated other people, but talk regularly. His profile on vacation was a "joke" profile that I'm 99% certain he and his buddy set up for shits and giggles... he won't admit it, but hey it is what it is.
3 years now we have been friends. I admire a good sense of humor.
Can i steal this?
Well that's depressing
What a stud❤️
I would love to see someone pull off this level of make-up, prosthetics and cosplay on the first date. I would go.
hey mattt (short fror mattt)
Yeah, nothing better than joke profiles. They're always super hilarious 🙄
You look like either the base form or the evolved form of **The Long One** from *Slither.*
Pizza the Hutt!
No you havent
haven't seen this Bad Dragon before
“Short for mattt” 😂 I’m stealing that
Horrifying live action Patrick?
Close but no cigare. Ziggon
Close but no cigar. Zygon
"Matt (short for mattt)" that was so funny to me lmao
"im matt, (short for mattt)"
Man, that fucking killed me. Good job.