T O P

Oh….. ok..

Oh….. ok..

MustardSpaghetti

Cooking for someone is one of the nicest things you can do


operachick209

Its seriously my love language. I cook for anyone who's at my house. Its my pride and joy.


HanEyeAm

*Cook for me and I will cook for thee!*


ARASH_SAMIEI82

Deez nutz?


chuk2015

Have you ever tasted Sucontis?


El_-_Dodo

Ok, I will sacrifice myself. What's Sucontis?


TV_series72

Joe mama


RadiantMenderbug

Candice Ligma Boffa tho??!


Sloofin

Got ‘eeeem!


rebnsez

SUCONDEEZ NUTS


Nervous_Ad_9789

Got em


El_-_Dodo

*Ahem*: OOOOOOH NOOOOO! WHAT A TRAGEDY, WHAT A SHAME! I AM GOING TO HIDE IN THE DARKNESS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!!... Thanks for the 10 upvotes, it was my first comment on reddit ❤️


CannaTFF

My name is deez


tinyfoxmarbles

Me too! I love cooking and baking. I made 2 cakes for my bfs birthday, one was vegan. It was my first time making a vegan cake. I didn't want one friend to miss out so I made on. :)


averagethrowaway21

Count me in here. I do a lot of outdoor cooking so the odds are that you're going to get smoked brisket, pulled pork, beer brats, burgers, steak, or some other grilled item if you come to my place is very high. Plus one of my younger family members is vegetarian leaning towards vegan so I learned how to make a lot of food with no animal products. It's satisfying to watch a kid who tries to get away with only eating fries and salad at home eat everything I cook. You're an awesome person for accommodating your vegan friend!


tinyfoxmarbles

It was a bbq we did. So not only did I make 2 cakes I also did food for everyone outside too. And had separate utensils to use and a separate part of the grill for the vegan stuff too. :) It was my first big celebration I've done. So I think I managed really well. I love learning new things too. Both cakes I made were a first time thing. I made chocolate fudge cake and vegan vanilla cake. For my babies first birthday I made a white chocolate fudge cake too.


averagethrowaway21

That's how I do it too except I have a small tailgating grill that I do all the vegan stuff on when required! You're a damned wizard though. I can cook and do any sort of outdoor cooking thing but I wouldn't have been able to keep up with that and the cakes. Not that it means much since I'm a random internet person but that's super impressive!


tinyfoxmarbles

Thank you! It actually means a lot. Encouragement and praise are always nice, even if from an Internet stranger. It was also glam rock themed. So I had to organise mine and part of my bfs outfits and the toddler too. And make sure everyone else dressed up too. So I had adults and a toddler to look after while cooking and hosting. It was tiring and stressful. But I did it! :D


Petty_Fap

you are truly a gem


operachick209

You find yourself in Jalisco MX, you will have a meal at my table. ☺️


darkshinobix

We need more kind souls like you ;-;


bangladeshiswamphen

You cook me a meal and I’ll take you to the opera.


cutslikeakris

Shit man, idk what or who you are, buy me tickets and my 240# white guy ass will be putting some good shit on a plate!!


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[удалено]


Vivalyrian

Cooking is mine as well. My preferred partners are those with "dishes" as their love language.


pszemol

Cooking and feeding is showing you care!


That-Ad-4300

We get it! - Waukesha School District


Maracuja_Sagrado

I hate cooking, so when I cook it’s usually for my girlfriend. And I pour my heart into it, really wouldn’t do this to myself usually. Cooking for someone really is a sign that you care, and I hope people appreciate this


Ace_Hanlon

It may be a trope, but "the secret ingredient is love" is sooo true. I love cooking, and have three or four signature dishes i usually nail. But what makes them truly good is, as you put it, pouring your heart and soul into it.


Needmoresnakes

Not quite as intimate as washing their hair but it's up there


fonix232

Oh, come on, Boyle...


bepbep747

My husband may have his minor faults but he is a chef, loves gardening, and does all the cooking. A man that packs gourmet homemade lunches for you to take to work is worth his weight in gold.


_redditond

So an average adault male weighs 60-80 kg depending on the geographic location he is from. Because we don't know where he is from, let's say his weight is about 70 kilos. Now one kg of gold is worth a bit more than 49k €, but for mathematical simplicity let's count with 50 000€. That would mean your husband is worth about 3,5 million euros or a bit over 4,1 million dollars for those who are in the United States. Nice.


adrian2903

r/theydidthemath


Rhamni

Gold also has a density of 19.3 times that of water, which is why you should really be looking for someone who is worth their *volume* in gold, which in your example scenario would be worth about 80 million USD. Admitedly a 1400 kilo, person shaped statue will put a serious amount of strain on your floor, but think of how impressed everyone will be.


ninjakttty

Aside from washing their hair


polarbearsarereal

The woman i’m currently seeing said she’s done cooking for men, but after cooking for her a bunch she makes me food and we cook together whenever we hangout ☺️


FookSake

… does she cook for women?


TwisTED_Ech0

No, that word has men in it.


micktorious

I'm only on Tinder to slowly dismantle the patriarchy from the inside by dangling my beauty and skills in front of men, and then ripping them away without warning.


TheElusiveGnome

You *monster*


Thedarknight1611

Glados is that you?


carnivorouspickle

Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: "A horrible person." We weren't even testing for that. Don't let that horrible-person thing discourage you


Positive-Society-808

Best reference ever


Emotional_inadequacy

The cake is a lie.


[deleted]

Lets not bandy the word beauty around like that


micktorious

Fair.


CarVsMotorcycle

We got a real loose term of “beauty” here, don’t we? Lmao She looks like Wonka signs her checks


micktorious

r/rareinsults


Accurate_Ad_5436

lol, That goes to my war chest!


FrozenMrPotato

Actually met quite a few bi girls who are convinced women are angels and men are trolls so they say dumb stuff like that


micktorious

Then why be on Tinder looking for matches with men and then say stuff to make sure you never match? Like you swiped right on him, but then sabotage the conversation immediately? Sounds like a huge waste of everyone's time.


FoxesInSweaters

Have you been on the internet?


ivapesyrup

It is called a red flag and most people don't know they are flying them so confidently. That is why red flags are so good to pay attention to. This lady thinks this is fine to do lol.


Wolfeur

>Then why be on Tinder looking for matches with men Validation, attention, gifts, dick, etc. They basically want a money-supplying pet with benefits


Labiosdepiedra

Mental health. Some people have it. Some don't.


jennifercathrin

as a bi woman it honestly sucks that so many other bi women try to shame me for my attraction to men


DoctorMarmyPC

Other bi women shame you for being attracted to men, but theyre bi? How does that make sense


Taxouck

It’s super complicated and basically deserves a history lesson all of its own, but the tldr is: second wave misandric gender essentialist “feminism” was a scourge on queer history that we are still struggling back against to this day.


Dense-Victory-7790

So TERFs?


Taxouck

Yep, though that label didn't exist at the time. But modern TERFism is second wave misandrism's direct descendance.


blamethemeta

Sounds to me that lgbtq+ is a group of humans with the exact same problems as every other group of humans.


FrozenMrPotato

As a bi guy I feel. Dudes are hot, chicks are hot. I don’t want to be called gross for liking someone or… existing


Im-free

I’m a bi girl who was married to a man who didn’t eat my cooking. Currently in a relationship with another man, and I’m convinced his eagerness to eat what I cook is a strong 45% of why I love him so much. I have no point. Just wanted to share. Maybe she’s traumatized by a picky eater. Lol!


Ok_Business_6108

Not trying to be a bi-eraser but there are a ton of supposedly bi women who are just straight up lesbians. They don't date men. They don't like men. They don't get off while having sex with men ("guys suck at sex"). If that's who you feel, Congrats! You're a lesbian.


FrozenMrPotato

The problem is a lot of people let the online social justice/ lgbtq community become their entire personality. In the online world being a man means your bad and dirty. So they spend 90% of their time alternating between talking about getting laid and hating men


Ga-ba-ghoul

Same for many female comics tbh


Thank_You_Love_You

My brother was dating/engaged to a girl who was bi. She cheated on him with an actual troll looking woman across the street and she had the audacity to get upset that my family didnt reach out to her after they broke up to see if she was okay…. This girl always thought she was better than everyone and turned out to be the bottom of the barrel. She felt the same way “women are angels”.


whuuz

Yes .


Blockerrocker1

All these rules people set for themselves maaan


Mister_AA

Saw a profile of a girl yesterday that said “I won’t talk to you if you’re under 6’ sorry I don’t make the rules” like honey you absolutely do make the rules.


Blockerrocker1

Exactly 😂


DC_Bro

Just say you’re 6 ft? They literally can’t tel the difference


shakyjed

They can if you're like 5'4


ApollyonOfTheHills

Stonewalling at its best!


Giant_Dad_69

They think it gives them personality...


andre1992

Lol why did she just bring that out of nowhere


HanEyeAm

"women going their own way"


Forsaken_Buy2709

/r/femaledatingstrategy in a nutshell


spectrum1012

Lol, and now that sub is gone. Nice 👍


JustAnEnglishman

Sounds like a female incel type sub? Is it highly misandric then?


mp111

Insanely. Any comment critiquing women in any way or suggesting the issue is more complicated than “men bad” is immediately removed and you’re banned from the sub


curxxx

More than that. They have a team of mods who would look all over Reddit for anyone who posts anything positive about men (or reveals themselves to be a man) and ban them from the subreddit even though they’ve never posted there.


holymacaronibatman

I got banned from there because of a comment I made in AskReddit about going to therapy for body image issues and eating disorders as a guy.


Aongr

You have to give it to them: thats some serious dedication. It would be funny if it werent so sad.


Scrubbles94

I got banned because the mods searched my comment history and found that I believed in the dehumanizing idea that men can be oppressed too


hymntastic

*Gasp* how dare you imply that people of all sorts of backgrounds have their own sets of visible or invisible hardships that they muddle through


classydouchebag

Woah when did that happen?!


canadaisnubz

I think they made it private no?


Ok_Business_6108

"FDS is set to private for SEPT 1ST AND 2ND for sub cleanup, we will return on SEPT 3rd. "


classydouchebag

Gotcha. Damn. Got excited for a moment.


SentientCumSock

fuck. same not sure why reddit hasnt gotten up and done something about the sub


Partially_Deaf

The admins approve of all toxic hate groups, as long as they're not something serious like white supremacists.


theLOLbird

r/FemaleDatingStrategy is really just strategies to stay single


redbeach11

I swear that sub reads like incels pretending to be women


Chris_7941

Legbeards


VindictivePrune

Probably cuz that sub is just incels that are women


Kuyi1994

WGTOW


ItsSaidHowItSounds

r/FemaleDatingStrategy


sothavok

Did they just go private? Lol


BlankVoid2979

Yea for like 2 days to block a bunch of men or somethng idk


dollarstorechaosmage

They’ve been getting a lot of negative attention the past few days. Probably prepping to leave and take as many users as possible over to their shitty scam website.


Previous-Answer3284

>They’ve been getting a lot of negative attention the past few days It's been a lot longer than two days


[deleted]

Damn. Found a new breed of people.


TwoTailedFox

Fortunately, they aren't multiplying.


I_am_Not_a_Planet

WGOW


Dop4miN

WGOF


Dop4miN

yes its women going Only Fans


TheConnoissuer

"They have their own business" lol its pretty sad these days.


Draper31

You spelled FDS wrong


Emadthegreat

Now there'll be a post about how men are hating on them using this screenshot as an example.


budlightguy

Who TF cares? That entire sub is nothing but toxic ass shit human beings that just give women a bad name. Guys who have been hurt or screwed over and are already teetering on the edge of woman hating see that shit, and it only reinforces to them that women aren't to be trusted. Honestly they should be reviled by both women and men. Their opinion, and any perceived 'victimhood' on their part, aren't worth a runny dogshit.


atonementfish

They don't really play victim in there, they just think women are superior to men, and most men aren't worth anything at all. Your worth depends on how tall you are, what you drive, and how much money you have. Well they play victim saying shit like "oh I dated low level men all my life till I found you guys, I once had to split a bill, the horror!"


Ninteappanteandi

So it's like incel but for women?


_Neon_Shadow_

Exactly


Capn_Of_Capns

Same mindset, different circumstances. Immutable fact of the world, it's way easier for women to get laid.


maccchicken

I assume she wants to "go against" the stereotype where women must cook for men.. but it's slightly misguided.


untipoquenojuega

That stereotype is straight up non-existent if you're under 30 in America.


Yungblood78

Yup, what she’s doing is just some Twitter bullshit


Shalashaskaska

You typed under 40 wrong. Or 50. That stereotype is basically ancient now. Source: I’m 32 and don’t expect that at all and neither does anyone I know in their 40s


mp111

I expect my partner to cook for me, not because of sexism, but because it’s the easiest thing to show affection as well as being one of the most important and essential skills in all of human existence. I am always willing to do the same.


Zappiticas

Hell I’m 33 and my entire life my dad was the cook of the household. He’s 62 now, still does most of the cooking in his house.


ArmouredDuck

People with flags this red usually have no problem showing everyone.


Alphabetsoep

Average r/femaledatingstrategy user.


mcslender97

Least toxic FDS user


killer8424

Hates men


Tilinn

But also wants to date them.


crnext

No, just wants what he can provide


midnightmk4

She’s trying to come off as a “badass independent queen who don’t need no man” but in reality she’s just coming off as a bitter ass who will likely die alone


IndigoRed33

In reality, she's on a dating app. Lol.😅


mikey_7869

*later down the relationship* He : Babe, pass the salt She : I don’t take orders from men.


Nice-Violinist-6395

This is textbook “I flirt by fighting” behavior, and it’s the biggest fucking red flag I’ve ever experienced. One time I went out to hang out with this girl who liked me (*she* had asked *me* out) and as soon as I got to the bar, she was sitting outside and she said “I want to be alone right now, just go inside” so I did. Then she spent the entire night either avoiding me, criticizing me, or telling me to talk to and hook up with her friend instead of paying attention to her, because she was “over it.” After an hour or two of that bullshit I was like “alright, fine” and did what she said and hooked up with her friend. Then all of a sudden she was crying and screaming and throwing shit, going on about how I “abandoned her” and “wasn’t willing to fight for her” and “how could you go on a date with me and then actually hook up with her?!?” Apparently it was some elaborate test that I had failed — which was perfectly fine by me, because if you’re this fucking crazy on the first date, I am *never, ever* going to go out with you again. I don’t play games, and people who do to make you “prove yourself” are exhausting. Don’t ever go out with a flirt by fighting person.


Frnklfrwsr

People who play mind games like that aren’t mature enough to be in a serious relationship. You have to communicate clearly what you do and don’t like, what your values are, and then choose to trust the person or not. You don’t put them through tests. That’s childish af.


SnooLentils3008

Reminds me of this girl who came up to start flirting with me at a bar and pretty much the whole conversation she was just criticizing me like "who even does that?" "Are you fucking serious with that?" Those type of comments, like basically everything I said she responded like that. Then she wanted to take me to another bar, I don't remember if I said no or what but I didn't go. Apparently she asked my friend why I was playing hard to get, like you just spent the last 20 minutes insulting me what do you expect lol


momomotorboat

This makes me think of one girl in particular, given what you said combined with OP's culinary theme. We had met a couple times, nothing physical happened yet. Just plenty pf talking. I answered one of her "wyd" text honestly: I was cooking. Steak, to be exact. She went on and on about how she loves steak, a man who can cook, etc. I was just getting into sous vide, sent pics of the medium rare goodness before I posted them to the gram. She said I had to make it for her sometime, which I didn't really think much of. Perhaps I should have? I just said "fa sho". Anyways, we continue to see each other, hook up a lot. Just as that happens, I was working 60 hours a week often on projects, while she kept a very busy social life always. So despite my attempts to see her more, it was challenging to get together more. At one point she starts to think I see her as a booty call. Was a little left field for me. She didn't see her own inflexible schedule as a reason our linking up was challenging. I think she was used to the lifestyle she led, and dated other men who kept a normal 9-5, so I was the problem? I explained the life of event production to her, she asked a lot about concerts I worked on. So she *knew* quite a bit how my day to day could be. Her first, entirely overused, and forever comeback was "well, if you see me as a booty call...". It got lame, honestly. The time crunch also meant the opportunity to cook hadn't popped up yet, as I've got to salt the steaks for about 2 hours before a 2 hour sous vide. You've gotta get a head start on it, and if it's a work day, good luck. Hell, I barely had time to cook for myself. This didn't stop her from asking time to time when I was gonna cook for her. One time, I jokingly asked, since she had a lot more free time than I did, when she'd cook for me. She went on a long tirade about how I only see her as a booty call. And how me "flippn the script" was further proof of that. How men all want the same thing. Blah blah blah. Dropped her ass right then. I say all that to say I feel you, fam. I've dealt with a number of women who do the 'flirt by fighting' hogshit. By now, I've learned my lesson. Cake song says "Some people like to make life, a little tougher than it is". I see that kind of thing and stay away now.


deliriousmuskrat

"Well maybe if this stupid shrimp wasn't so bland I wouldn't need it."


rsvr79

***RECORD SCRATCH***


domredditorX

Rach is short for Record scratcH


Disangster

Obviously her name is short for “rache”, which in German means Revenge!


jorickcz

Or Rachel which is actually a name and in German mean revengel


Times_New_Ramen_

What if she has a son?


papergodess

He'll starve☠️


TheRealPeterG

Sigma Grindset 😤


Bl8l

Teach your son to be a real sigma, if he doesn't learn to live off the land on his own then he is not your son. *Drive Forever plays*


Arsid

I mean geez, it's like /u/Times_New_Ramen_ didn't even read the message.


rondomamba

Collateral damage


cntravrsl_D_hedgehog

"cool, I don't pay for dates"


GandalfDeBoss

"Cool, I dont pay for dates, when they're women"


Petty_Fap

“i only pay for dates with men”


bhupeshpr25

only pay when gay


Susy_baka175

And no homo


WeeWooWagon69

*Homo*


DoJax

*CTRL-Z* *CTRL-Z* *CTRL-Z*


HebrewDude

CTRL-P^(ENISES) \*Edit: plural.


ThespianException

Sigma Male Grindset


zuckerbeorg

crack a cold one with the boys


johnny7039

That would be the perfect reply, you deserve more upvotes lol


DeEzWalnuts998

🚩🚩


Zeestars

#🚩🚩🚩


polygroot

🚩🚩🚩🚩


Wolfeur

^(🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩)


mglitcher

🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳


Kanaboshi

Dw bro I’ll cook for you


DoJax

Yeah dude, and I'll make some sweet pastries for work


JayTooAesthetic

“ok..? Who asked?” Then I’d next.


fliegu

Who? Cares


TheDiscoJew

You are literally harassing children


fliegu

THESE ARE CHILDREN! CHILDREN!!!!!!


SVdreamin

who cares


AnOrangeBird

YOURE HARASSING CHILDREN **CHILDREN**


samjayy18

what


Dave_Duif

What


Soso37c

Wait really? I don’t care


The_superior_nugget

YOURE A GROWN MAN HARRASSING ME FOR HAVING A HOBBY


Mrtz_172

Who?


HymnFrenzy

Cares


HanEyeAm

I like to cook WITH a date. Not a first date, but date 3 or 4. It is very telling about your ability to cooperate. It can be a lot of fun if you are gelling well.


breakneckridge

I like to cook with chicken or pasta, but you do you.


314Rattus

Most people cook with utensils and a heat source, but you keep stirring that dry spaghetti with a raw drumstick if thats your thing.


quarius12

"WHaT a QUeEn"


TwisTED_Ech0

YaS SlaY GiRL


flapjaxrfun

I don't cook for strangers on the internet either. Edit: if you've met them in person, they are not strangers on the internet. I'm just not going to volunteer to cook for someone I've never met.


Usinaru

Dodged a bullet right there


ryaneps

So brave. So progressive. So woke. Overcoming all the obstacles to be the kindest most tolerant person she can be. What an inspiration.


InternationalClub318

She be cooking for herself


Callelle

What a strong, independent woman. /s


cream_rinse

You also left the "et" off your name.


HawkStillSoHigh

I just saw a tiktok about a girl being mad when she realized she’s making her boyfriend lunch, and that’s a “wife privilege”. Then the comments FULL of women talking about how men are trash and they don’t cook for them…. I cook dinner and lunch for my girlfriend like everyday. Many dudes I know love to cook, and would never call women trash for liking their cooking. Women ain’t it these days…


K_I_E000

I cook and bake all from scratch, used to be a chocolatier too for a couple of years (tempering chocolate is definitely a cooking adjacent skill). My partner loves my cooking for her almost as much as we love cooking together. As was said previously, cooking is caring. Cooking together as bonding. If she doesn't want you to cook you might want to start running...


noxvita83

I attempted chocolatiering (if that's the proper verb) a few times. That definitely isn't cooking adjacent, that's pure black magic fuckery (that takes far more skill than I possess, even though I'm an excellent cook).


thedopechaud30

It's because the women saying "men are trash" are all dating the same guys.


theoutbacklp

I’d rather stay single, i know that judging a whole gender based on a few is not right. Eventually you‘ll find your soulmate, but the chance that it‘s on Tinder is like 0.0001%


luxyslut

Honestly? After trying both male and female tinder experience in my local area I can say that tinder is where single lonely men leave all their hope to find a partner, that's because it's such a degrading experience that most guys just waste time there


Khoi503

Run


mon_nom_est_benjamen

Girls born after 2000 cant cook all they know is eat hot chip lie and macdonalds


Elhmok

dont forget charge they phone


TheCaptainAwesome

And be bisexual


casualtenstrip

Mmm hot chip


Emergency_Aide633

Well she certainly sounds classy. /S


CP3sRing

This what Twitter does lmao