T O P

Really thought this was a copypasta, nope- genuine crazy!

Really thought this was a copypasta, nope- genuine crazy!

nklights

“You suck! Have a nice day!” “… what?”


mits0uki

You forgot the "you have a shitty personality, but you are hot"


Jane-Sadwoman

You forgot the slight flavor of racism “aka Asian Bae,” can’t imagine she refers to the white men she matches with as “White Bae.” Edit: some are positing blue text possibly had this in his profile! If so, gross in it’s own right.


utterly_baffledly

She's just trying to complete a set. Unfortunately Antarctic bae is just a horny penguin.


sacred_covenants

And what's so unfortunate about that?


Magi-Cheshire

The sex is only legal in a few countries


ClingerOn

Surprised this was so far down. "Don't bother having a personality because I'm only interested in fetishising your race".


LionOver

And her name is Micah? Sounds like a Canadian.


Oakcamp

Of course not, whites are "normal" amirite?


DoritoJr

Lmao


its_a_me_garri_oh

It was like the "criticism sandwich" technique, except it was more of a bruschetta


Secret_Swing_2213

Honestly best comment I’ve seen today


uhmfuck

“You don’t need to use cheesy openers because you’re hot” She’s right!!!!!


creative_i_am_not

So basically, in a weird way she is just being honest about tinder.


Xorolc47

“The worst she can say is no”


bleszt

Guess not. Smh.


jojo69bola

This is one of the best things she can say if she is such a shit person, you instantly know you dodged a bullet


dimestoredavinci

People never take too long to out themselves as bat shit crazy, but this might take the cake


Walouisi

Anybody who uses the words "my dear" is immediately out for me. 90% of the time it's patronising and the other 10% of the time it's cringe.


AverageJames

More like an artillery shell lmao


0akleaves

Seriously, she had my contempt at “no one wants to see (a magic trick)”. F that. What kind of monster doesn’t have fun watching kids try to do magic? Bet this abomination refuses to answer the toy phone when babies say “it’s for you”. 😒


illpoet

for real, only a total sociopath would miss the joy in a kid showing you a magic trick.


dontmentiontrousers

My father. He was *not* interested.


iBakeX

He will be back from the shops soon... 14 years now, can't be too much longer...


dontmentiontrousers

I made him disappear!


DependentPipe_1

Even if you don't like basic magic tricks, who the fuck doesn't like jokes in general? Like, not only did the joke wooosh the shit out of her, but she implies that adult men shouldn't be allowed to tell any jokes. Ever. Like...what the fuck. Not only is this bitch weird and hostile, if you really want to dig in to it, she's being sexist, misogynistic, ageist, and apparently doesn't know that comedians exist. Adult male comedians at that!


triclops6

Let's recap: she thinks jokes have an age limit, and kids doing magic is somehow not dope, and working professionals can't make small talk. She calls him a clown on his opening move, and tells him the girls equivalent of "smile more" all the while finding a way to be mildly racist, but end it on a happy note like a schizo ... and the joke went over her head anyway That wasn't A bullet, he just dodged the fucking magazine


Blacklight0623

Happy cake day sir


GoodDoggoBOI

Thanks


fetelenebune

Let me bring some extra cake


Kiekster5000

mmmm cake


throwawaycuzincel

Can I have some?


Mr_Croww

I like how she still thought she's in it after all this, so much so that she proudly called him "Asian Bae"


Kiyasa

I have a hard time thinking her comment is even real and not satire. Who writes that much?


RougeUn

I honestly got a very similar response when I tried to do a little, isn't Tinder a crazy place bonding. I simply referred to a joke I had made that went wrong. She wrote a full rant against me. I honestly think previous interactions trigger people and they say to you what they wish they had said to someone else.


airikewr

100%


bepbep747

Well she can't be accused of being low effort, that's for sure.


HUGE-A-TRON

This is the type where you still set up the date and then ghost her ass.


Mr_Croww

The perfect dine and dash opportunity


Hamsicuk1961

i think this is better than a no because you immediately know that they are not worth it


SahiroHere

Fr, that was a lot of text for saying i have no humor and I am superficial... Like... Wow. Does she think she sounds... Clever? Superior? This gal is really weird imo


PantsOnHead88

Usually that’s followed by the gal verbally murdering the guy, but she just goes on a rant about how she’s a killjoy, and then ends by calling him attractive. Bullet dodged, and plane/joke flew over her head to a safe landing.


GoldFishPony

To be fair this reads to me more that she hates humor and looks down on people that like it more than an actual insult to op. Like I get that it was insulting but the ending tells me that she meant it purely as a compliment with along an explanation on her stance


LiamEire97

Who doesn't like humour?


-i-do-the-sex-

Oh god. I sure hope you aren't the kind of guy who shares "humour" when you interact with strangers who are doing their hobbies. I'd pity the redditors, cashiers, gamers, or anyone else who comes in your path. Not really sure why a man your age would be interested in humour. It would have the same impact that watching a man fall off a crate would. No one really wants to listen to your child mispronounce things or hear what she said. Hence why they're only performed on Tiktok, and well my dear i've never really been one for pedopranksters. You don't need a gimmick. You're attractive let your grammar do the writing for you Liam aka Human Dude. Happy day!!!!


RotorMonkey89

"The worst they can say is no"


Amenian

Guess not.


Zhai

There was a girl on that Netflix indian matchmaking show and she claimed that she didn't like humour. Apparently these people do exist.


Jeffscrazy

I’d ask if she was being serious - but…


FluffyPinkDoomDragon

Batman, last I heard, he's too serious.


BladeX16

Why so serious?


averagethrowaway21

People who are too far up their own asses to let anyone like anything.


Grouchy_Arugula7257

From her profile pic she seems to be a flight attendant in a cockpit. I can't blame the guy for making a light joke related to her work in a non-offensive manner..


SnollyG

Nah, I think the joke went over her head… like an airplane… joke.


finger_milk

She then proceeds to come out with more blackpilled shit than any guy on tinder would. "you don't need to be funny dude, you're already attractive"


HalforcFullLover

That's right up there with, "They can only kill you once."


Immediate-Tough-8752

No no, this is good! Now you can say no to her!


FalloutCenturion

Nah, man, she reveling all the red flags like that is the best thing that could have happened to OP


alwayslookon_tbsol

[Relevant xkcd](https://m.xkcd.com/642/)


Sendhentaiandyiff

Nah, rejection is better if it's by somebody you no longer would want. Literally hating "jokes" is emotionless.


riyen234

i need someone to type it out and make it an actual copypasta


sundevilsig

Oh trust me It won’t, because I won’t even read it. So no worries about it going over my head. It’ll be discarded like all the other comments I get on here. I sure hope you aren’t that guy who does the whole “jokes” when you interact with strangers who are doing their jobs. I’d pity the bank teller, cashier, waiter or anyone else who comes in your path. Not really sure why a man your age would be trying to tell a joke. It would have the same impact that watching a child doing a magic trick would. No one really wants to pick a card or see the bunny pop out of the hat. Hence why they’re only performed at the circus, and well my dear I’ve never really been one for clowns. You don’t need a gimmick. You’re attractive let your looks do the work for you Benjamin aka Asian Bae. Happy Monday!!!!


zoottoozzoot

You’re the best. Can I use this from now on as a copy paste to guys I don’t like? What’s the proper copyright tinderquette on this?


thoughtlow

> Can I use this from now on as a copy paste to guys I don’t like? Oh trust me they won’t, because they won’t even read it. So no worries about it going over their head. It’ll be discarded like all the other comments they get on there.


HexImark

Oh trust me It won’t, because I won’t even read it. So no worries about it going over my head. It’ll be discarded like all the other comments I get on here. I sure hope you aren’t that guy who does the whole “jokes” when you interact with strangers who are doing their jobs. I’d pity the bank teller, cashier, waiter or anyone else who comes in your path. Not really sure why a man your age would be trying to tell a joke. It would have the same impact that watching a child doing a magic trick would. No one really wants to pick a card or see the bunny pop out of the gate. Hence why they’re only performed at the circus, and well my dear I’ve never really been one for clowns. You don’t need a gimmick. You’re attractive let your looks do the work for you Benjamin aka Asian Bae. Happy Monday!!!!


Whatsitimdoin

And so the rick-rolling begins


riyen234

do whatever the fuck you want - some chinese guy


sdarkpaladin

Do whatever the fuck you want - an actual chinese guy.


connor8081

Do want whatever the fuck you - simon


riyen234

do fuck whatever you want - indian guy


lotzam

Fuck whatever you do - me


DisciplinedMadness

Do whatever, fuck you - my cat


slothonapc

Fuck me - my cat


StarlitBun

Do whatever the fuck you want - Asian Bae


sundevilsig

Yes, please do. Suggest changing Asian to whatever race and Benjamin to their name. Outside of that, it’s the Wild West out there. Show no mercy.


architeuthidae

Oh trust me 👩 It won’t, 🆗💪 because 💁 I won’t 💪💪 even 💦🌃 read it. ❗🐴 So no worries about it 💯😂 going 🏃 over ⚠👏 my head. 👶 It’ll be discarded like 😄📞 all 🌎🏙 the 🙌 other 🏾 comments I 💰ℹ get 🉐🉐 on 🏿 here. I 🤢👁 sure 👍👍 hope 🙏 you 😫👈 aren’t that guy who 👶⁉ does 🚫 the whole “jokes” 😎 when you interact 💦👌 with 🐺 strangers who are ⛔🔢 doing 🅰 their 💉 jobs. 👨💼 I’d 🚫👁 pity the bank 🏦 teller, cashier, waiter or 🅱 anyone else 👴😯 who 😂🚫 comes 😩💦 in 🍌👇 your path. Not 🚫 really 😍 sure ✔🤔 why 😬😕 a 👌💯 man 🛑💂 your 🏼 age 📅😲 would 😎😏 be 🐝 trying 😼😼 to ⏸🅱 tell 🙊 a joke. 😂 It 🔜 would 😏😜 have 🙀 the 😫 same 😂 impact that 👌 watching 👀 a child 👦 doing a 👦😡 magic ✨📿 trick 🔑🔑 would. No one ♿☝ really 😕👀 wants to pick 🆙⛏ a 👨💰 card 💳 or 🍆🅱 see 👀👀 the bunny 🐇 pop 💦 out 💰 of the 🏼 hat. 🅱 Hence why they’re only 👏 performed 🎭 at 💰 the 👀🌞 circus, and well 👌 my 🏿👶 dear 📣📣 I’ve 👁 never really been one for 🙌💕 clowns. You don’t 🙈🚫 need 👍📲 a 💰🍌 gimmick. You’re ❓👶 attractive 😐 let 🙋 your 👨 looks 👀👀 do ✔ the work for you 🏻 Benjamin aka 😇😇 Asian 👁 Bae. Happy 😄 Monday!!!! ‼


dngerszn13

Oh fuck, my eyes!!


hgrad98

stop


hooplah_charcoal

Oh you said gate instead of hat btw


Loquat_Green

Everyone is now Benjamin the Asian Bae


Ko__e

Why type it out in 2min when I could try to use ocr for 20min?


Schiz0GamerTTV

Oh trust me It won't, because won't even read it. So no worries about it going over my head. Itll be discarded like all the other comments I get on here. I sure hope you aren't that guy who does the whole "jokes" when you interact with strangers who are doing their jobs. I'd pity the bank teller, cashier, waiter, or anyone else who comes in your path. Not really sure why a man your age would be trying to tell a joke. It would have the same impact that watching a child doing a magic trick would. No one really wants to pick a card or see the bunny pop out of the hat. Hence why they're only performed at the circus, and well my dear I've never really been one for clowns. You don't need a gimmick. You're attractive let your looks do the work for you Benjamin aka Asian Bae. Happy Monday!


CriticalAssesment

Ask and you shall receive. Oh trust me It won't, because I won't even read it. So no worries about it going over my head. It'll be discarded like all the other comments I get on here. Is sure hope you aren't that guy who does the whole "jokes" when you interact with strangers who are doing their jobs. I'd pity the bank teller, cashier, waiter, or anyone else who comes in your path. Not really sure why a man your age would be trying to tell a joke. It would have the same impact that watching a child doing a magic trick would. No one really wants to pick a card or see the bunny pop out of the hay. Hence why they're only performed at the circus, and we'll my dear I've never really been one for clowns. You don't need a gimmick. You're attractive let you looks do the work for you Benjamin aka Asain Bae. Happy Monday!!!!


jimp6

So it actually did go over her head


Moondanther

That wasn't an airplane joke, it was so far over her head it was a fucking spaceship.


YouAreAPyrate

Gotdamn Voyager 1 ain't got shit on this one.


AssumeDirect-control

Janeway to voyager, whats the situation on the bridge?


sirchaptor

At this point I don’t think space is enough to quantify how much that went over her head I think we have to bring in time aswell


Adamant94

Ground control to major Micah


IngenieroFrijolero

"You're neither funny nor mature, but at least you're hot for an Asian. It's all you've got. Don't open your mouth and ruin it"


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costlysalmon

"Nothing goes over my head. I would catch it."


Goldstone117

So much for being a pilot/flight attendant smh my head


Hopefulwaters

787 Dreamliner passed her like a ship in the night.


AssaultLemming

It's nice when people put their red flags right out in the open. Saves time.


TehPharaoh

I can't fathom the person that falls in love with her looks and puts up with this nonsense. "Uhhh, did you just order a soda with dinner.. are you 5?" "Wow playing video games again huh... pretty sure I'm not dating a kid" "Hey... we need to talk about your shirts that have logos on them, you're not a child anymore"


Xtrapsp2

When I was 25ish I was dating someone in their early 30s who was like this. Shoulda left earlier, didn't, when I did leave she told people she wished I physically hit her as it would have been easier on her. Turns out, I shouldn't have ignored the signs so early on!


averagethrowaway21

>Turns out, I shouldn't have ignored the signs so early on! That's the subtitle of my memoir. Every story in it is either about me ignoring red flags from women or women ignoring my red flags.


DisciplinedMadness

“All the red flags just look like regular flags when you’re wearing rose-tinted glasses” Damn that’s a good show..


12334565

Bojack horseman. I'd erase my memory just to rewatch that show.


Xtrapsp2

I'll buy 6 copies.


helpmegetoutof

That’s a red flag for overspending or hoarding.


SpeedflyChris

I *definitely* know how you feel.


IWantTooDieInSpace

When I was 20 I made a small penis out of play dough and my gf at the time lectured me for being as immature as the kids she worked with.


NotPromKing

Seriously, you should have made it larger, as is appropriate for an adult.


FalloutCenturion

>I can't fathom the person that falls in love with her looks and puts up with this nonsense. It's easy to explain, really. Most men (especially young and inexperienced) are irrational in love. They idealize the other person so much that they can't see non of their flaws and they treat them as if they were worshipping them, which is not only bad for them but also bad for the relationship.


TechnicalDrift

I have a little bit of experience with this, I had started talking to someone online during the lockdown and fell pretty hard for them, but we kept certain boundaries, like sharing personal information/pictures. It was a strange dynamic to say the least. We weren't in a "relationship" but were still often intimate. For months I ignored how narcissistic she was because she made me feel wanted. Even though talking to her felt like I was constantly walking on egg shells, I kept it up. I dunno how to explain it, I don't really consider myself desperate for attention or anything, but I couldn't stop talking to her until I slowly started resenting her. After the fact mutual friends told me it was clear from the outside how toxic it was, but I'm bummed no one ever thought to pull me aside and tell me right off. TL;DR It's not really about looks sometimes, the most toxic people tend to be good at manipulating and sweet words.


anonredstar

This. I did this too. 😔


worldspawn00

>ignored how narcissistic she was because she made me feel wanted This is how narcissists operate, they leverage other's emotions to keep them trapped in an abusive one-way relationship. Good on you for getting away from it.


TrueNorth2881

My ex girlfriend mocked me when we went out to dinner one time because I ordered orange juice and "orange juice is a little kid drink, and should only be consumed at breakfast"


disrationalia

So stupid! I’ve just finished training with a guy who mocked me for eating a lollipop (given to me by the trainer for winning a quiz), and for eating Pop Tarts for breakfast. Got asked if I was (respectively) 5 and 9 and made a big show of putting his lollipop away and ‘saving it for [his] son’ when he won the quiz. I mean… I wouldn’t give a 3 year old a lollipop personally but we’re not judging each other, right?


Water_Melonia

Pretty sure orange juice didn’t get the memo, it‘s still available 24/7. someone should tell OJ what’s up.


Silver-Platypus-590

Some people are really hung up on what different age groups can use certain items. Went to my partner's family get-together and I was straight onto some tiny Fruit Shoots. Me, him and his dad were drinking them, a relative asked "aren't those for kids?" We just looked at each other, shrugged and kept drinking. What's the deal?


Wrongsoverywrongmate

Most men spend their wholes lives so terribly alone and unloved that they'll fall in with any sort of affection and hold on to it for dear life.


cappy1223

July 2020. Laid off in March. My routine is wakeup and check indeed. Been hooking up with a girl I met on tinder right about April. (we both got rapid tested before meeting, etc..) I wake up Tuesday and make a joke "I just submitted my unemployment, wanna grab boojie brunch?" Que 15 min rant about how I'm part of the problem and a drain on society, that her job (which she hadn't started-first time teaching 3rd grade) was a benefit and 'essential'.. Yeah should've been a red flag. Like 40% of the country was on unemployment at that time..


Almostgotthis

Dude…how was that NOT a red flag?


ender89

My girlfriend calls me a child from time to time and that makes me really uncomfortable because I don't like associating with pedophiles.


DS4KC

Wow, I think you jut described my gf's attitude to a T.


Maverician

Why are you with her?


[deleted]

And put an industrial fan out to make them wave like crazy


theoldgreenwalrus

#*Asian Bae has spoken*


oversleeperanon

Oh it’s bae. I read Asian Bee in the message. Was confused


OreillyAddict

"Let your looks do the work for you, Murder Hornet."


DoritoJr

Lmao


Manscapping

Now pick a card bitch


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[deleted]

Bruh, what the FUCK did I just read?


WhatTheOnEarth

Oh trust me It won't, because l won't even read it. So no worries about it going over my head. It'll be discarded like all the other comments get on here. I sure hope you aren't that guy who does the whole "jokes" when you interact with strangers who are doing their jobs. I'd pity the bank teller, cashier, waiter, or anyone else who comes in your path. Not really sure why a man your age would be trying to tell a joke. It would have the same impact that watching a child doing a magic trick would. No one really wants to pick a card or see the bunny pop out of the hat. Hence why they're only performed at the circus, and well my dear I've never really been one for clowns. You don't need a gimmick. You're attractive let your looks do the work for you Benjamin aka Asian Bae. Happy Monday!!!!


satanismyhomeboy

Nice It really does work wonderfully as pasta


Obese-Pirate

Oh trust me It doesn't, because l won't even read it. So no worries about it going viral. It'll be discarded like all the other comments get on here. I sure hope you aren't that guy who does the whole "memes" when you interact with strangers who are doing their jobs. I'd pity the bank teller, cashier, waiter, or anyone else who comes in your path. Not really sure why a man your age would be trying to reference a meme. It would have the same impact that watching a child doing a magic trick would. No one really wants to pick a card or see the bunny pop out of the hat. Hence why they're only performed at the circus, and well my dear I've never really been one for clowns. You don't need a meme. You're attractive let your looks do the work for you /u/satanismyhomeboy aka Asian Bae. Happy Monday!!!!


Double_Jab_Jabroni

Nicely done hahaha


zoottoozzoot

She took a shit on his clam


crozone

Isn't this just classic negging? Tearing someone down and pressing on a perceived insecurity before giving them a compliment and a path to your approval. It's basic emotional manipulation.


PossessionFuzzy2208

Heh heh it really did go over her head *whoosh*


bleszt

I think it landed on top of her head.


Dodecahedrus

Aah, that's why she has her legs in the air in her picture.


PossessionFuzzy2208

Happy cake day!! 🎂


bleszt

Thanks again.


SCsongbird

It’s a good thing she doesn’t have a brain to damage.


RSBennett

She never even saw the plane


ZuckDeBalzac

Oh trust me It won't, because I won't even read it. So no worries about it going over my head. It'll be discarded like all the other comments I get on here. I sure hope you aren't that guy who does the whole "jokes" when you interact with strangers who are doing their jobs. I'd pity the bank teller, cashier, waiter, or anyone else who comes in your path. Not really sure why a man your age would be trying to tell a joke. It would have the same impact that watching a child doing a magic trick would. No one really wants to pick a card or see the bunny pop out of the hat. Hence why they're only performed at the circus, and well my dear I've never really been one for clowns. You don't need a gimmick. You're attractive let your looks do the work for you Benjamin aka Asian Bae. Happy Monday!!!!


fresasfrescasalfinal

Getting strong "girl you don't want to be having a conversation with at a bar" from SNL vibes


Dog_NurseJoJo

"Learn a book"


Zen_Popcorn

Hadn’t seen that before, pretty funny https://youtu.be/ZpbWuYcdqD8


lvlhed-d

She is fun at parties


HeyImSolace

Id guess she’s too mature to attend parties anymore


entreri22

It’s networking… thank you very much


SpeedflyChris

You've made me remember how much I hate having to attend "networking" dinners whenever I'm travelling for work. Like, it's 9pm, I just want to go back to my hotel room and spend a couple of hours watching American Dad in my underwear, is that so much to ask?


idonthaveapenisAMA

Man, this spoke to me so directly.


gamerspoon

Resonated within my soul.


drrhrrdrr

I never advanced at my old company because I never attended those things or got into the drinking culture. I would check a duffel with my clothes and pack my Xbox in my carry on, set it up at my hotel and play Halo while eating take out. I went to great lengths to not deal with that shit.


cheap_walmart_art

Yup. I attribute lack of career advancement directly to my complete dislike of golf, golf related items, drinking, and gambling. Fuck em, least my wife likes me.


IForgotThePassIUsed

She's the girl who stands in the corner loudly talking about how much better another party was but we'd never understand because we weren't there, gets way too drunk too early, pisses herself, and falls through a glass table while lecturing someone else on why they're wrong about something subjective.


benskev

Is she the one who sprays the kids with icy water after theyve been playing outside?


Hanin_gurl

What the-? Bro who doesn't like jokes.


Scacaan

Apparently this toxic flag. Or she was offended by his second message, thinking he thought she was stupid. And then acted stupid.


Hanin_gurl

Ah well her "act" became true. The amount of stupidity she has, is something even I can't describe.


Pitoufreeces

I guess the type of person who sees a partner as trophy she can bring with friends or parties to show off


fascists_are_shit

If she thinks making jokes to cashiers or waiters is bad, I'm already convinced she's the kind of customer that is despised by every retail worker, because the thinks she's better than them, and will absolutely let them know that every chance she gets, instead of having a humane and fun interaction.


real_channy

Asian Bae, oh boy hahahahaha


abacabbiddqd

Hold up. Did she basically tell you to just shut up and look Asian?


GrumpLife

*to shut up and look pretty. Imagine if a guy said that to a girl. The wrath!


RSBennett

It really gave me “smile more; you’ll look prettier” vibes


mvdenk

Except that she wasn't into the whole smiling thing with such an aversion to jokes.


IngenieroFrijolero

No. She says you're dumb, immature, and no one wants to hear what you have to say. You look good, for an Asian, and that's all you have going for you, so keep those lips shut if you want some ass.


boredpeanut

Bat shit crazy


Lukestar222

It’s hilarious coz the joke did in fact go over her head


Hookiebookie_

Looks like she's BA cabin crew, and she _still_ didn't get the joke?!


subotnai1

This person no longer gets invited to parties. Her friends screen her calls. Her parents pretend she's ok..but mommy and daddy know their little girl is not ok...


Chance5e

She hasn’t noticed anything yet, but soon, she will. She’ll be at an airport lounge having a drink and checking Facebook and thinking, wow, it has been a long time since I’ve talked to Emily. Or Rachel. Or Jodie. Or Steve. Or…


UnfriendlyToast

This particular comment for me hit home in the most random way. My sister has always been bat shit crazy, mean, incredibly abusive in every relationship (we recently called CPS on her)I’ve known she’s evil for years and jumped ship from that house years ago but recently our parents finally noticed and things are exploding. Sorry I know it’s off-topic but your comment is so right on the money in so many ways. People like this have a weird superiority complex and can’t help but alienate and push people away. And the parents can’t help but slowly normalize and defend the terrible behavior until the child becomes what we see before us in this thread. Edit: Silver thank you! Didn’t expect to get an award for a comment about my sister abusing her children, but hey I’ll take it.


carlhiller

Of course her name is Micah. Stay away, she'll get in the ear of your adoptive dad and lead him down a path of darkness, just to betray him


Lucazzz14

Just reply with the navy seal copypasta


MayOrMayNotBePie

Omg she went in.


ZeroChill92

It went over her head, and you dodged a bullet. Jeez.


Electrical-House-823

Duuuuude that's a hat trick: crazy, humorless, and also racist!


FlyPenFly

Also just a dumb dumb


Auntbeckie1968

Wow that's toxic.


Mking_

I've seen this one before on this sub, so it might be a copypasta or just a repost


CatVideoBoye

Don't tell jokes to someone doing their job. Wait. What's her job then if she says that after hearing a joke in tinder?


amazonienne

i love how the entire message was excessively mean but she decided to try and be nice at the very end, lmao. i hope you swiped left, OP. she could’ve just unmatched if it was that serious


Due_Reflection8243

So it did go over her head, that Fuckup 🙄


nikkitikkitavi69

I love the whole "don't be personable and funny with people while they're doing their jobs", like what? Are you not supposed to enjoy life while you're on the clock? You just want to monotonously exist for 8 hours a day instead of have a funny interaction with a human being? Must be fun being you. 😄😄😄


Altair13Sirio

Not to mention "you're attractive, let the looks do the work for you" So you're saying you want a blow up doll as a partner...


zoottoozzoot

This is similar to a good burger skit with kenan as the straight men or a real life convo that goes like this: Sir what would you like to order? Two hot dogs. thot dogs, get it? Sir, I am trying to do my job. There is to be no joking at this establishment. No hot dogs for you.


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lol ikr


Jbizzsle

She called you attractive, good shit buddy you're in there


CauliflowerWarm4165

Bad timing bro, Your airplane joke was probably the 13,773st one she’s heard as it looks like she is a pilot/flight attendant. Straw that broke the camels butt


vendetta2115

> Thirteen thousand, seven hundred and thirty thirst


foomp

13,773rd


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ActualTeddyBear

Jesus fuck


Queasy-Candidate2631

I thought I was known r/cringe. Good one


EngineerR97

In most of these, they always try to end it with something quirky to let you know that it's not a big deal for them, when in reality they wrote an entire essay for an answer lmao


MotorFly71

Run away!


hayden_evans

Jeezus. Chill the fuck out.


judgeholden72

Man, how is she still single?


GlazedPannis

I’ve come across a handful like this. It’s a bizarre feeling having your head ripped off for like, nothing. And what, do people above a certain age not tell jokes?