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Iceheads

“Can’t drive rn - dui lol” i have never seen someone proud to make having a dui a part of their character


Mr_MacGrubber

Bragging about losing custody has to be worse. For a woman to lose all rights they have to be reeeaaally shitty.


Prize-Salamander-789

Unless she gave them up voluntarily🤷🏼‍♀️


Mr_MacGrubber

True. Which is definitely still not something to ‘brag’ about.


SirCadogen7

If you dislike kids then yeah. Is it sick and twisted by normal standards? Yes. Is it sick and twisted by her sick and twisted standards? Prob not.


TheAce485

Would it make more sense for her to keep kids around her that she doesn't even like? I mean that's gotta mess up the kids heads, cuz they notice that stuff. Thinking, letting the "baby daddy" have the custody was the most sensible decision she has made. Though we also don't know what the dad's like but with the info at hand...


SirCadogen7

Then whyd she have kids in the 1st place. Having more than 1 caused by statistical anomalies (the 1% fail rate of condoms for example) is statistically impossible. Its more than likely it was unprotected sex and instead of at least trying to take responsibility for her fucking children she gave them up. When those kids find that shit out it'll mess them up either way.


TheAce485

I mean yeah having the kids was the mistake but giving them up was the right choice. Being raised by someone who clearly dislikes you and didn't want you but is forced by obligation or whatever force to take responsibility physically is worse in my opinion. Money wise is different though.


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>(the 1% fail rate of condoms for example) The 1% fail rate for condomns is for perfect use in clinical conditions. That rate is going waaaay up for IRL conditions. For example: horny people that wanna get to fucking aren't a clinical condition.


SirCadogen7

Still low man. And statistically impossible for everything to fail (as most women who dont wanna get pregnant at least take birth control pills) more than once.


[deleted]

Even the 1% stands for 1 person per 100 people per year. Even the 1% is not statistically impossible. And women that take birth control pills... whether that's safe or not that highly depends on their age. As an example, when I was in high school, it was the 90's and almost everyone was on birth control pills because back then the other options weren't that common. Also because it was the 90's everyone constantly wanted to be thinner. So 80% of the girls were on this over the counter fat pills. The fat pills contained st.Johns Wort. So 80% of the girls, were taking a high concentrated form of st.Johns wort in combination with their birth control pills. You probably understand that's bad from how I'm telling it and it is. St.Johns wort is a natural herb that undoes the goddamn pill and is also known for it's help with losing weight. But did you know that before I told you? Do you think highschool girls know that? Have you ever looked at all the things that you have to do, to follow the perfect use instructions on the pill? Do you think, like seriously, that high school girls read the entire paper that comes with the pill and all it's side-effects and what to watch out for? Like, I know that they should, I agree that they should, but do you belief they do that? High school girls? I honestly haven't ever met a single women that admits to reading that entire thing, excluding me, including adult women. They all trust on their doctor to tell them what's important and they're not looking at the thing. And it's so much that you need to look out for, doctors only talk about the most important and most common mistakes. The pill is actually a very complex medication that people treat as "just taken 1 a day and everything is fine". And to be truthfull: that's gonna be fine for a lot of women and if you happen to be taking HIGHLY concentrated forms of st.Johns wort, then you basically are not on the pill even if you take that thing everyday. That's not even getting into bipolar women or adhd women taking the pill... The pill is frankly outdated. We have birth control measures that are much safer and much less room for human error. And here's the thing: women that are smart enough to get into the pill and all of it's details to make sure that they're taking it correctly: DON'T WANT THE PILL. They wanna have an IUD or something else. Something much much safer. Nobody that actually got into all the different birth control measures goes "ahhh, pill is best". It's the worst one out there! If someone is on the pill by choice (so not because lack of money or physical limitations), ya kinda already know that this is a type of person that's not responsible enough to take that pill correctly. So no, it's not statistically impossible, because it's the 2 worst birth control measures we have combined.


SnooCats8089

Twins? I had a patient the first time see has sex (condom broke) she got pregnant with twins.


[deleted]

Maybe they were twins, mr judgey


Nia112001

I'm surprised she didn't abort them at 8 months, she sounds like the type that would.


Safe-Night-6562

fathers walk out on their kids all the time so can women


NewRedditorWhoDis

I wish my mom had been a deadbeat mom and left me with my dad because she was an awful mom


Safe-Night-6562

actualy me too ,my father was the softie my mother the fkng pain,my father was akways much gentler than my mum


SirCadogen7

I never said fathers walking out was right either bud. I minored in psychology and know a thing or 2. The shit a kid goes through without a parent around isnt pretty. Children need a masculine and feminine figure in their lives. Otherwise they develop problems. Ideally thatd be their parents. But without their parents, theres no guarantee the child will find a figure to replace said parent as the figure needs to meet a few criteria for the child to subconsciously consider them a parental figure.


An0min0us

It’s entirely possible that she’s referring to disliking other peoples kids. I have three kids that I would do anything for but I can’t stand other peoples kids.


TheAce485

Possible, yes. Unlikely also. I am just going off on what the profile says and taking it as is.


An0min0us

Fair enough.


ypdawgihave

She is part of Ontario Disability Support Program so probably


Nina_Nocturnal

Saved me a Google search. Have an upvote.


Peachmuffin91

She said she hates kids, and she has a kid. So I think we can safely say she’s a shitty person.


html_programmer

I hate that it's "gave them up" and not "the courts decided it would be better"


NewRedditorWhoDis

Idk, giving up your kids voluntarily because you know you would be a bad parent seems kinda selfless to me. It takes a lot more to get them taken away and sometimes it's for the best that way.


mike2060

👶✂️🗑


jinktheplaguedoctor

yeah what the fuck is up with that


TurianVakarian

I didnt think it was legal to give up custody. Is that a thing in moat countries? It seems like an easy way out for people if they dont feel like taking care of a kid


rozespany

Not sure about elsewhere, but in the US, I believe you can voluntarily give up custody, but that doesn't get you off the hook for child support. So while you many not have a relationship with the child, you still may need to monetarily support them.


Dildonaut420

This has to be a social experiment or something. Dont tell people are actually like this. Why would you be proud of being scum of society?


mkgzl

It's likely lack of shame rather than direct pride.


420everytime

Sometimes when divorces happen neither partner wants the kids. I hope that the father loves his child


[deleted]

Although, if she’s like that then it’s probably for the best she doesn’t have em


Proxymate

https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitTonySays/comments/g2n8yr/got\_a\_dui\_babbyyyyyyyy/


WI_YouSaidITAll

Apparently you don’t know anyone from Wisconsin.


LLoydofAkron1

Never met a Rumpster supporter before eh? BTW what does Obama have to do with vax's? Guess I am not keeping up with Putin's stations anymore.


MaxRebo74

Obama's vaccine?


jolsiphur

"Obama's Vaccine" followed by ODSP which is Ontario Disability support. Bitch is Canadian.


ThatWhit3Guy19

She went to loyalist college must be from the sketch part of Belleville Ontario which is a shithole 😂


TheCanadianHockeyGuy

Good old Bellvegas!! As soon as I saw Loyalist I knew it'd be great


SirCadogen7

Technically the US did make the vaccines Canada is using (afaik) so in her tiny little mind she might think thats true.


jolsiphur

Canada has been split between Moderna (US), Pfizer-Biontech (German), and AstraZenica (UK). I don't have any data on which has been the most administered though. But it makes less sense that it's Obama's Vaccine because it was developed and released several years after he left the White House. Technically it's Trump's vaccine, Trumps even taken credit for it on more than one occasion.


redtedosd

Pfizer-Biontech is German-American and AstraZenica is English-Swedish


SirCadogen7

Pfizer is partially the US's too. It was a collab between the US and Germany with the study itself being based in Germany. My understanding anyway. Didnt know AstraZenica was approved yet. Tho it does make sense that the UK would have a vaccine of their own. And yes it wouldnt even technically be Obama's vax anyway but again this woman is obv not the brightest nor the most mentally sound so expecting her to figure out the POTUS of the US at all is like expecting a frog to understand English.


KingOfTheCouch13

I didn't event catch that 😂


Aschentei

Smells like stupid


MaxRebo74

Big parts of this country reek of it


ejkrause

Just don't question jt


Rillist

Glad the dude got the kids.


Here-Is-TheEnd

Yeah, we’re full up on useless people..


Sith_ye

Probably wasn’t hard for him if she’s putting a trash can at the end of a sentence about their kid.


girlnamedbella

Exactly my thought when I read the profile..


BlueCobbler

/r/dontputyourdickinthat


[deleted]

This girl a straight dumpster fire. Block her on everything and be happy you never have to meet her


Jewbringer

"i hate kinds and animals" "baby dady has the kids fulltime" ​ ah yeah... classic


ThrowawayOnASthicc

The emojir after are the worst part imho


ScionMattly

What's sad is, four years ago id assume something like this was a joke account..


[deleted]

It is though


ScionMattly

I mean maybe? It's just that four years has really eroded my faith in people.


JasJ002

Annnnnd now I'm on a list somewhere


excusivelyForRamen

This sent me down quite the rabbit hole


BlueCobbler

LOL very meta


notweirdifitworks

I’m a little horrified that this person is somewhere in Ontario


dtyus

I am worried this type of people exist, more worried some dudes matches with those.


Formula_Americano

Crazy sex goes a long way. The key is to wear condoms, pull out, and dispose of your own condoms.


ZeroChill92

Flush the fucking thing, and then set the toilet on fire, and then throw it out of a 10 story building. The toilet, not the girl...unless she's on it. Then it's a, throw the bitch out with the toilet water, situation.


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ZeroChill92

Even the police would ignore that. Crime? Shiiiit, we didn't see it.


Mathaznias

But wait if she's from Ontario, why does she even care about Obama and the vaccine?


swish465

Ontario is a strange and sophisticated Hell. Nothing makes sense, but there's an underlying pattern of fucked in just about every city, that they will also be known for (like Orillia and teen pregnancies).


DM_ME_YOUR_HUSBANDO

because this is a fake meme profile made for giggles


QHSPD

You still have alot of hope for humanity as i can see.


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ygkflyboy

Slightly more east, somewhere around bath I'd think


Ixium5

Live in Trenton. That profile fits the area. Don’t worry, there’s a military guy that’ll still go for it. She won’t be lonely long.


DarKsaBr

The Emperor protects! She is a true sister of battle


Aliencj

And ripping off the system


Fin_toiL

Oh fuckin eh she is, that profile hast southwestern ontario written all over it mang


truthemptypoint

Child support trap chick...


[deleted]

Yikes^10


mike2060

Jk she didn't match with me 😭


Here-Is-TheEnd

I’m so happy for you


S3xybaus

Dodged a bullet right there


lavishrabbit6009

More like a nuclear missile


baldrickgonzo

My best guess is that Tanya has an enemy.


Shaneypants

Narrator: *and that enemy was herself*


zakats

yikes


zed910

If a man gets full time custody of his kids after a breakup then you know the girl is crazy


ideastoconsider

Came for this comment. Can’t add much more red to this flag.


EtherealDarkness

She might have voluntarily given the kid up which would be best because she doesn't like kids. This is more uno reverso because men do this (walk out on babies) all the time.


[deleted]

Okay but can we talk about how brutal “👶🏻✂️🗑” is. Wtf


Jokker_is_the_name

👶✂️🗑️ #WHAT


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hanahnothannah

I think calling it Obama’s vaccine makes it pretty clear satire… or a depth of ignorance I haven’t encountered before now


Its_it

Erm. 50/50 for me [since I've seen this.](https://youtu.be/LVx8gCAF3D8?t=629) (10:30 if it doesn't take you there automatically)


SirCadogen7

Its getting harder and harder for me to dismiss shit as satire because humanity keeps going deeper and deeper down the literal shit-hole that is idiocy.


salex100m

pretty standard in the US


jolsiphur

This profile is Canadian.


Thatgirl629

Obamas vaccine experiment? Lmao.


Here-Is-TheEnd

Hates kids, her kids are with their dad..checks out. Also! No girls or couples unless you own a hottub, cause she 🦄 simps for hot tubs.


khaominer

My piece of shit aunt back in the day was going to let her husband have full custody of her kids and say fuck them, she hated that she had kids, right up until she learned about alimony. Then she fought tooth and nail to keep them and give them a horrible life. They don't speak to her as adults without knowing that story.


Here-Is-TheEnd

Divorce laws are so fucked.


SekaiNoKenshi

Don’t cry that’s a W king 🥳👑🥳


SmackEh

This is the kinda person you want to make sure is never in your life. Fuuck that.


MaxRebo74

I have a cousin like this. I'm glad we don't date.


thegreatonegretzky

But otherwise you would date your cousin?


MaxRebo74

How can you say no to your own flesh and blood?


redtedosd

Why let flesh and blood stand in the way of fun? 😏


Driscoll17

it just gets worse and worse


TetrisTech

Idk why but the hot tub thing sent me


mysticalmushrooms

lot to unpack here


Tough-Driver5143

So she sounds gross


[deleted]

I'm actually mostly concerned about the emojis with the baby, scissors and a garbage can. And also the mention of Christian. ... Are you sure about that?


EtherealDarkness

I mean she didn't abort the baby even though she didn't want it. Sounds like it.


MichaelScarnnLOL

On the bright side she's only 3 minutes away at least.


jemand84

Brutal 😄 But the sex might be pretty good 😵‍💫


[deleted]

Trash person


ricst

I'm sure there has to be other scumbags on there. Someone for everyone.


operachick209

This cannot be real.


PunkandCannonballer

The most concerning thing (among everything) is that she blanket statement says she hates animals. Like, who the shit hates all animals? Close second place is scamming the government for "anxiety"


vicrally

Obama made the vax? That’s a new one I haven’t seen.


natej84

Glad to see my ex is still doing ok. Mistakes were made lol


Flipside07

Why would you have kids if you don't like kids?


Latin-Danzig

“I hate kids” “kids with baby daddy” “DUI lol” “down for any sort of date” What a disaster. A common example dragging society and the species downwards.


coldestdetroit

She's....27..?


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Hebrew_Slave

Obama wasn’t even the president….. Nvmd my head hurt goodnight yall 😂😂💀


filthyxsavage

You just dodged not a bullet, but the entire mag with that one.


Tom_Bombadillo84

Sounds like a real piece of s***


Jack_gunner

The more you read, the better it gets. I think my favorite part is that she says she will willing to turn bisexual for a hot tub followed by being a Christian. "But God, she had a hot tub."


Federal_Cucumber_177

Why is it Obama’s vax experiment? She does know he was voted out long before Covid-19 right? Lol


alteregobobby

Bro imagine if she was part of the tinder Reddit lmao. Maybe she’d gain a little clarity idk but yikes.


lolmynameiz

“I hate kids n animals” continue reading “baby daddy has kids full time” checks out


[deleted]

I'd smash


Naeko84

I guess the market is really hot for the ladies rn


Morbys

You have to be a real piece of shit to lose your kids to the father


MercWithAMouth95

This shit is fake.


SilentCitadel

Super hot


Sharksucker

Nothin lol at what


[deleted]

Lmao what


jwilhelm0618

What did I just read?


graciemorgan33

Isn’t honesty a good thing?! Yeah she’s got some miles on the tyres obviously. But I’m sure there’s a guy out there for her.


chooseausername1906

Wow she sounds... ehm horrible


Precaseptica

Obama's vax experiment??


Helpful_Policy_8550

I wonder how many of them there are


Nicekicksbro

Hoo boy.


Monric

You have to go for it


Texazgamer91

I also played halo for anxiety


anthonyrosa02

I threw up in my mouth a bit reading this...


tijori1772

The more I read the worse it gets


morse86

This is the most complete list of cringe I have ever seen!


Onduladom

It Was looking good untill the line about the baby daddy


hebdinendhn

This is staged just for this sub Reddit no way someone can be this dense


oxygen_dependant

What a keeper!


SirCadogen7

"Christian." Yet "Baby daddy has the kids." 1st likely possibility: shes not really Christian because she had children out of wedlock and left the dad to fend for himself and their kids. 2nd likely possibility: Shes nkt really Christian because she divorced the father of her children and left him to fend for himself and their kids.


AmazonISSUnofficial

Tell me OP, does she look as scummy as I imagine?


Mal-nacido

Yeah that’s Louis Vuitton duffel bag full of problems


aerohk

She will still get tons of matches


nivepl

Ok


The_Zoo_Exotics

Hating animals and kids is an automatic left for me. I wouldn't know what to do without my pets, and my nephew has literally made me happier. Love that kid.


Individual_Page9676

Sounds like a good old train wreck where the wheels have fallen off. Boy I want to fuck up the rest of my life.


Chang_Daddy2

Surely a piss take?


[deleted]

Yikes. If anyone was wondering this is what a field of red flags looks like.


[deleted]

What a dumpster fire


psilorder

"i hate kids n animals" "baby dady has the kids fulltime" wow


HUGSYBEARD

Unicorns are real


SephirothHeartbreakr

I need to see her picture


Mental-Fly-8008

College drop outs are either extremely successful or bat shit crazy, I think you have the latter in this situation my guy.


NoDeityButGod

Avoid Tanya's and Tina's


citizenK245

She seems lovely


InvXXVII

Yea, I wonder why baby daddy has the kids full time.


[deleted]

A fake ass wannabe , name suggests she has Indian heritage , but traits of arrogance


kyussorder

I am losing the ability to understand english... getting older helps too


Gonkage

What an absolute gem


Hamilton_C

"Lotsa time" is this girl Jar-Jar or something


Daveoc04

Tell me you have no hopes at a future, without telling me you have no hope of a future.


Peachmuffin91

Damn. Good thing the dad has the kid.


Asleep-Boot-76

Jesus Christ. This one's gold


chuar88

Obama’s vax experiment? Lol


bigfeetsmallpp

If "train wreck" was a person