How is it that he said, “hikin, Fishin, buildin..farmin” yet he left gardening alone?
By - bbabette
How is it that he said, “hikin, Fishin, buildin..farmin” yet he left gardening alone?
Real Gs move in silence like lasagna
My Gs make strong sounds like in vagina
Drowned in the pussy so I swam to the butt
thats a soft g .... wait how much vuh guy na do u get?
I'm gonna stitch that on a pillow.
Do you have an Etsy store
They should if they don't... TikTok has entered the chat
Before u do: it's a Lil Wayne lyric. Might be enough to make some people rethink the wisdom (not me I love him lol)
In fairness, it’s his best lyric
…holy shit I finally understood that sentence. I’ve always thought it was some dumb line like yachty’s “she blow my dick like a cello” but it’s because the g is silent (in a sense) in lasagna. How I’ve made it this long without getting that I have no idea…
Ha. Never heard that line. Guess that dick ain’t getting blown. Like a cello.
Lasagna makes a wet vagina sound, it is not silent sir !
I think you mean wet vagina makes a lasagna sound. Put some respec on it
When I first heard this line I was super confused because I pictured a lasagna silently slinking around on its noodles
People say I'm borderline crazy sorta/kinda
Woman of my dreams, I don't sleep so I can't find 'er
Ok but real talk this song slaps with the analogies and shit.
I know man that’s why I wanted to screenshot in the first place then I read the last sentence
You mean judgin
This is what I noticed first and I feel so normal after seeing it’s the top comment lol
He didn’t know how to spell gardening so the speech to text wrote the g
Edit: *Also based*
Weird way tp say he plays minecraft tbh
Ardening, we just taking one G away. Man of pure class
The other stuff is for fun the garden is serious
And why is Fishin capitalized?
Because gardening is a serious hobby lol
He doesn’t have a grasp of gerunds fully.
He left “spellin” alone too
I’m kind of offended by the use of a G at the end of gardening.
Hahahha I thought the same thing! I was like not gardenin’??? Get a grip buddy
Well then it would really have to "ardenin" but that's not oin to happen.
For a dude who reads and writes on a 5th grade level, Cody is an absolute savage.
Probably lives on the east coast and read there's a shortage of Gs
Im just upset he broke character to add a G to gardening. Damn savage.
If it starts with a G, it gotta end wit a G dawg
Or is it even more savage to break character? 🤔
"spell like it soun"
More like the deep south
>*savage* adjective Relating to or being a preliterate people or society regarded as uncivilized or primitive.
Hmm, checks out, he's preliterate
If he were such a catch he wouldn’t have left his G’s behind
but he also wants one women... huh???
He left *most* of them behind. Curiously spelled "gardening" correctly, though one out of five is a fail in most circles.
And I would say it's a solid F- when you factor the lack of conjuction, inappropriate spacing, and random capitalization of Fishin.
The towel bar is also at the top of his head, so he may actually be a 5th grader. 🤷♀️ The last line is a copy & paste, though.
He's definitely built like a 5th grader.
That's a high towel rack though. It's damn near at the top of the door. That towel rack would be at or about my shoulder height and I'm six four.
Contact Foxworthy... Let him take the 5th grader test 😁😁😁
He’s from the south. We don use g’s at the end of -ing
Damn Cody, save some pussy for the rest of us
He left you the single mothers, including his mom
Only needs 1 women
At my age (35) I just assume the woman has kids
I used to be staunchly against it but in reality the only difference is you don’t talk as often during the day. That’s not a negative. You also get to see if she’d make a good mother to your future kids.
If she wants more*
Edit: and if she can have more*
Send all the single moms my way
Reporting for duty
How you doin’? Lol
You know, just chillin...thinking of maybe doing some fishing, hunting, and gardenin. How about you?
> ... if you *where* a catch ...
Really? How are people so terrible at spelling?
He just wants 1 women. 🤣
Sometimes I ask myself, is English their second language. But I guess not .-.
People usually learn their second language through writing first. Ironically, that means that they are often better at spelling the words in that language than many native speakers.
Damn that gave me a whole new perspective to this. Btw English is my sec language so I realized it right now. Thank u
That’s why the mistake „would of“ instead of „would’ve“ would not come from someone who learned the language in school. Would of makes just no sense at all.
I doesn’t help that the English spelling was probably invented by some drunk methhead
Like for example “queue” is just pronounced as the letter Q, but there’s 4 extra letters who serve no purpose
You can blame the French for the spelling. Queue is not an English word, it's adopted.
And those in America get it confused with “cue”.
It depends where they learned English. I teach ESL and have a Dominican student who came to the US 30 years ago as a young adult, initially knowing zero English when she first arrived here. She now speaks English with near-native level fluency and listening skills, but when she writes, she is terrible at spelling and grammar. She is an example of someone who learned English in the streets but lacks any formal English education.
I highly doubt Cody is an immigrant, though. He’s just lazy with his writing. I wonder what else he’s lazy with…
Or simply one of many that are dyslexic and use tech to help. A lot of times everyone is simply talking sh@# on the spell check.
As a person who is a shitty speller with auto correct it fixes most of these problems for me.
Please! English is my second language and I write better than most native speakers. Foreigners think twice if were or where is a verb or an adverb. Same with your and you're etc...bc in our native languages these words don't sound the same way so we know they're clearly different words. Missing the G at the end had me lost, that's just dumb
One women, two womens. Basic maths.
Jesus tap-dancing christ I didn't even notice that at first.
Sometimes these things are just so bad, the mind automatically fixes some errors.
Everyone knows Jesus does the river dance.
He was trying to say “if you wear a catch” because he likes women who wear fish ornaments
For real this shit hurt my brain
It’s “spellin” cmon pay attention
There’s a lot of people who failed the school system. Don’t get me started on there, their, and they’re
Bruh people get angrily entitled to their misappropriation of then vs than on this fucking site, we lost the grammar wars long ago.
Dude will be lucky if he can catch a cold with his terrible spelling.
Well, with his attitude, he won't be getting any STD's. That's for sure
If anyones gunna be cacheing my sister itz gunna be meh
His terrible spellin*
That is not a spelling issue. It’s a grammar issue.
Guarantee you Cody's mom is a single mom. 😄
he kept it country except, gardening
Gardening is not a joke Jim
No it’s hard work🌸
Kids say the darndest things sometimes...
He must really enjoy gardening, because he abandoned the rest of his G's.
Dang Cody! Leave some women for the rest of us
Single moms don’t count?
Hikin, fishin, buildin, virgin, farmin
Virin*. He never touched a G in his life. None in writing or a woman's
This guy fucks……. a bagel every night because he’s so lonely.
Is it the same bagel every night, or different bagels?
Probably the same sad lonely bagel which is ironically the epitome of what his love life is
Gardening must be the most important
His profile is an excellent warning to all women not to swipe on him, regardless if a mother lol
Yeah, my sister is a single mother, and she's a damn catch. Anyone who disrespects her is out. Even before she had a kid, that kind of sentiment would be a big nope from me. I don't even know if I would date a single parent either because that's a lot of responsibility, but it's not because I think they're used up or a failure or some bullshit. It's my own damn baggage, not anyone else's
Glad I'm not on the dating scene and appreciate everyone here posting this insane shit for all to see. Doing the Lord's work.
Because the moms don’t leave the dads? Ya ok
I bet he wonders why women won’t date him.
But I’m sure he’s got a whole incel philosophy of why they don’t
Some guy said that to me because I'm a single mom and I said "actually I left him and took the kid with me" and then he got mad that I broke up my family lmfao. Never mind the fact that my ex signed away all his rights and didn't even try to fight for custody, we never even had to go to court cause he didn't want anything. But it's always the single moms fault to people like that
If he would have died they would make some shit up so it would your fault too.
Well, why did you choose a guy with potential heart problems?!? That one‘s on you.
Yea, it's never on the perpetrator. Lack of accountability is big for men . It's like saying why did you get killed or chose to be in the area where there was a murderer. Bloody incels. No logic
Single mom's are usually left picking up the shit. Most boys are raised by single mom's then they get all on their horse about it.
He's done EVERYTHING wrong in this.
The assumption that it MUST be her fault she’s single or that it wasn’t her choice or mutual. Low EQ people.
I can tell from the neck down he’s got to have audacity to be talking like that
My thaughts exactly 🌸
Boy is 25. Probably living with his momma and daddy and calling them his ‘roommates’.
Spends whatever his daddy pays him for riding tractor all day and whatever he earns from the farm stand on Coors light and chaw (cause Bud is a no-go for supporting ‘the gays’ and chaw is better than cigarettes or vapin) and drives around in his clapped out Chevy truck that looks like it’s got bum worms and is scorching it’s butt along the pavement
You got him down to a ‘T’ 🤣🤣🤣🌸
I live in a very rural part of Mississippi. I see his kind every day- on the days I’m unfortunate enough to forget my rings, I get ‘him’ telling me I’d be his type if I “wore a dress and had a real lady’s hairstyle”.
“Bless your heart. I’m your momma’s age and I know she’d void your ears if she heard you taking that way in public”
You just said it, you live in rural Mississippi. There's a reason many people in their 20's are living with their parents rn, and it's not because they're choosing too. Cody's a dick, but living on your own is almost impossible right now unless you're making big bank.
The cost of living here is insanely low. Kids like Cody don’t want to work- or are expecting to inherit the farm, and refuse to work off it.
I know several mommas who complain they can’t get their grown adult kids to help around the house, let alone get a job- even if it’s Burger flipping in town. When given the choice to hold a small job in exchange for a trailer home somewhere else on the property, the kids don’t want it. Choice to go to school (we have a community college in town, and the MSU AG school is right up the road, they don’t want it. Won’t til daddy tells em they gotta go to school to earn the farm.
I’ve got no issue with grown children living at home (my youngest is 20 and still home). But you need to either be going to school or working- not being a lazy nothing with no plans. And I know several other local land owning mommas that agree, but their husbands say “oh, they’re young, they’ll grow out of it”
Please match with him and tell him you’re a single mom because your husband passed away, then tell him to fuck off and download grammarly
Big assumption that all the guys in those situations are a catch
I hate anyone that actually believes that
Oh Cody. You aren't 25 with that outfit baby what is really goin on
I was going to say just by how soft his arms look, he doesn’t look old enough to be on the site. That’s not a dig, he just literally looks young.
He’s not going to get a quality woman with that note. Even if she’s as pure as Mother Mary before she had Jesus.
What a ding dong
Maybe being a catch is knowing when some asshat needs to get left, no matter the cost.
"If she was a catch, she wouldnt have gotten out of that abusive relationship"
"If she was a catch, he wouldnt have planned on nutting in her and never seeing her again from the start."
"If she was a catch, he wouldnt have died in a tragic accident."
He also dislikes suffixes.
Im glad everyone is shitting on him for the g at the end of gardening
If you “where” a catch. 😂😂 go back to school kid.
What if he died tho? 😭😂 are there widow exceptions? Lmao not that this man should be allowed 13 feet from any woman willing to give him a chance in hell.
He’s got a body with the consistency of a milkbag. He’d be lucky to land a single mom.
No single moms could just be a preference, personally I wouldn’t date a man with kids cuz children aren’t something I want in my life. But that last sentence is disgusting. MAJOR 🚩 The fact that he is blaming women for some trashy deabeat mens choices instead of holding the man who made the choice accountable. Absolutely not.
Yes! Totally get a preference. I don’t think I’d be personally comfortable with dating a man with children right now, not a deal breaker but not something I seek. But the SHAMING?!? On another level!
Please do not reproduce.
Why did he leave the g off everything but gardenin’?
Public restroom selfies are so outre!
“Why don’t I ever get any matches”
I'd be genuinely surprised if he received a single match
I would honestly thank him for outing himself lol
Looks/sounds like a jack-off all treads.
I mean even if you're not a single mom you don't give that a further look 🤣 what a dunce
He loves everything apart from the letter G apparently. Must have skipped that week of Sesame Street
His profile would have been just fine without that last sentence lol funny how people on these dating apps find every way to shoot themselves in the foot.
He seems a bit uninformed. In US a large majority of divorce is initiated by women. It does make his logic a bit shaky - he should have mentioned having kids with someone she was going to kick out anyway.
I think that's unfair... 99+ ppl liked u? Wtf I get like one per month
Does Cody not realize that sometimes you leave people and/or people die? His logic is so flawed. It's cringe.
It's always the broke dusties who can't spell that have the highest standards.
As if any single mum will want to acquire a new 'child' to educate.
What a piece of work. He should enrol in school instead of messing up the dating pool.
Although I agree with all the comments l have read,
I am not going to go through all 261 comments to check this: has anyone noticed this selfie seems to be in a Drs office or exam room of some kind?
What if she left him because he wasn’t a catch?
Bet he doesn't get many women with that kind of attitude!
And just a note to the dickhead - what makes you think it was her fault that she's a single mom? If I ever found myself married to someone like you (which I wouldn't), I'd divorce you in an instant just for that comment! That and the fact that bad spelling and grammar are some of my pet peeves.
I can clearly see that spellin’ isn’t one of his hobbies.
Ughhhh what a POS. Not all single moms are that way because of a relationship failure. Some of us lose their husband tragically to death. This numnutz is too busy sittin on his high horse judging women to think about that.
No no, that's physically impossible. Also, it's also physically impossible for a woman with children to leave a relationship with a man. They can only be left by the man. I know, I'm a scientist.
/s in case that wasn't obvious
Or maybe these hypothetical single mothers ended a toxic relationship where the hypothetical guy in question was abusive, immature, and/or a deadbeat loser.
Or in prison. Or deceased. Or was lying to himself about his sexual identity.
Respect to single mothers with the courage and fortitude to carry on and take care of their offspring after the fathers took the coward's way out by abandoning them.
Fuck Narcissists. Figuratively, not literally.
Ol’ Sling Blade out here tryin to find a woman
Does no one understand the difference between woman/women? I have never seen someone confuse man/men...
The nerve of some fuckers
99% of the time, the single moms are not at fault
it’s men not wanting to share responsibility for babies that result from sex that they choose to have
it’s men abusing their partners so that they have to leave and get full custody
it’s men thinking completing their “masculine duty” of carrying on their bloodlines is enough that push their wives away and don’t care to fight for custody at all
Meanwhile, the baby daddy is attractive to childless women because “he’s such a good dad” 😂
yikes, all sounded good until that...
like oh what a nice guy, oh wait...
Are they specifically trained in extraction techniques or something?
What’s with the g on the end of gardening? 🤷🏻♂️
I think he has a problem with the letter “g”. If you “where” wise, you wouldn’t skip the English class.
Pretty dumb I agree
I’m more angry at the lone G at the end of gardening.
25 going on 16.
Why is gardening the only one in the list that ends with a g...?
he's an idiot. but you can match up with your 99+ likes
"if you where a catch"
How is it that he likes “fishin” if he doesn’t try to catch what’s thrown back????
Also, women? 1 women? It's woman, you sentient Mossy Oak jacket.
Lotsa probs wit spellin.
Oh god the "where" and "were" is so painful
Too bad, I only date single dads. If you were a catch someone would have wanted kids with you.