Hahahahahahaha.. My cousin would pick up girls all the time... And I'd ask him how he did it... He played the numbers.. Ask enough people and someone is bound to say yes... Lol.. I was completely the opposite.. She'd have to hit me with a club to even know she was into me. Many missed opportunities..
You will get to eat far more ass if you don’t outright say this to women on dating apps.
Edit: I didn’t say anything about eating dirty ass. If you venture into that territory you’re more adventurous than me.
That's funny. Though, in my experience eating ass has a slightly sweet taste. And, I haven't eaten shit, so I don't know that it doesn't taste the same. All I am saying is, have you tasted shit?
I went in a cruise with a bunch of friends in our 20’s. I was laying by the pool with my friend obnoxiously hung over. To every pretty girl that walked by he would say, “Yo baby! You want the pipe?” Most called him a pig. Some ignored him. About the tenth girl he said it to she stopped, looked him up and down and said, “I dunno. Maybe?” He pulled the leg of his bathing suit to the side and let a little Italian sausage hang out. She took a look and said, “Ok. Let’s go.” So, from my personal experience, 1/10.
Your friend is smart, it's about time and place.
At worst, he gets a talking to by someone on staff, and/or considered the cruise creep. You got to witness best case scenario.
Makes things easier.
I swear the last 2 cruises I was on, I picked up women like I was an athlete with IG thots in my dms.
I always told me single friends, if old isn't working and you're in a funk. Find a cruise!
For reddit this is a homerun, a lot of the people posting here are pretty much:
"OMG we matched, What do I say next?!"
"She said 'hey', What do I say next?!"
"She said 'heyyy', WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!?!"
Nah man the king is the “what did I do wrong???” After a few hours of great conversation but their match hasn’t replied in the past 30 minutes and it’s 2 am.
Typically accompanied by a flurry of texts to their match wondering why she isn’t instantly replying.
That's so confusing... you both swiped right! Sometimes there's no chemistry but for me often there's at least a date planned. Sure people flake, but that's normal. Do people here really take that stuff personally?
Some guys struggle a lot with getting matches. If they look ugly or if they don't have decent pictures, they will spend a lot of time swiping until they get a single match. Then, most matches won't answer, especially on Tinder. This ratio can be greatly improved by learning how to send witty messages, however most women rarely mirror the same energy in the conversation. So they have to put in a lot of effort to keep the conversation going and finally get a date. For me, as I started with online dating, each date was an equivalent of so many hours of work, that I automatically felt hurt after being ghosted after she said yes to a date.
Currently, I learned, improved and don't struggle anymore, getting dates is actually very simple so I don't really care if a few matches show such behaviour. I still don't understand why most people have such a hard time being open and honest with each other. Especially after a few dates, suddenly getting ghosted is a no-go. However, this accounts for about a third of the times I was rejected after several dates.
Yeah, this is true. I really recommend to ask somebody to take smart and attractice pictures of yourself (in the best case you know or pay a photographer, the higher the quality, the better the results). I didn't believe how important the quality of photos actually is until I saw the results.
If you get a few matches afterward, you can try to further improve your profile. If you don't, approach women in real life. It's intimidating at first but it gets easier from time to time and you will directly impress her with your confidence.
Ya he's not even in the same room with "THE DOOR". But there's potential here so keep opening the right doors and the well-known known tinder experience will be yours.
Don't know about snap, but Tinder chat is utter shit. My theory is that they deliberately have a shitty messenger to increase your chances of botching the match and staying on the app
Fr. He’s gonna get to the coffee place, and she’ll just not be there and just ghost him.
Or, the date goes well, and she randomly texts him 2 days later “I’m sorry, I just don’t think I like you :(“ and then it’s over.
Or, he gets two or three dates out of the way before she tells him that she’s had a boyfriend for over two years and she needs to go back to him.
This is definitely a situation where you watch em try to shove the bags into the overhead and insist it will work while everyone else tries to help or just shakes their head.
There's absolutely nothing wrong with option 2. Shit happens all the time if you go on more than a few dates a year. I mean, what's wrong with going out, having a good time, and just being told it's not what they're looking for after an appropriate amount of reflection.
Yeah, online dating is so depressing. You finally match with someone so obviously talking to them should be easy because they liked your profile too, right. Nope, the few people you match will never respond or give half hearted replies before just ceasing conversation or unmatching. Then you seem to hit it off with one person, ask them out and they say yes only to also never respond or at the last minute come up with some excuse then never respond. The last few years almost every time I’ve had what would have been a first date cancelled the excuse was always COVID related.
She might have smart photos on. It automatically moves the most popular picture first, and i was never able to tell whether the order it showed me was what it showed other people
This doesn't even make sense...
"Would it be too forward to ask you on a date?"
"Not no at all, here's an equally impersonal way to communicate with me!"
It's a running joke that Snapchat is impersonal or just shit in general because people will send the same message to 300 people and reply again with the same message to 100 people. It can be a good form of communication, but meh.
Yeah. If someone asks for my snap, or gives me their snap, it just dies out if I even give them my snap, because I hate Snapchat.
Just take my number so I’ll actually see your message.. 🤦♀️
You can make a new Snapchat with an email and they could just keep adding you.
Imo, I like to have peoples number because it gives a more personal record of where I am if I went missing.
Ik tinder also tracks your messages, Snapchat says they don’t if I recall? So it’s better to have a “paper” trail of your location.
True but past the friend request, there's nothing they can do if you don't accept them. Where I'm sure you can think of the possibilities with a phone number.
I’m conflicted. Part of me likes it because I don’t have to give my number out. The other part knows it’s very common for scammers to push you to another app so they don’t get banned on dating apps.
as a woman who uses dating apps i would 100% prefer to give a guy i just met my snap instead of my number. i find it safer for myself and i do use it as a means to actually talk to them (and most women i know are like this too) for reference i’m in my mid 20s. also safety is key for me because i have met a few psychos now on tinder.
snap chat is more intimate and i can actually 1. see a picture of you to make sure you’re not a catfish and 2. send pictures of me to prove i’m not a catfish. i also usually don’t give it out unless i’m actually interested.
If I match with a woman who gives me her snap it just dies out every time. It feels so uncomfortable to try and converse with someone on there. I’m good for 1 pic to prove I’m actually the handsome devil you swiped on, and then quite honestly I will probably never take a selfie again. Who wants to talk via picture captions? And as far as using it to message… just text me so I can not lose what you said forever if I’m unable to respond right away. Not to mention how impersonal it feels knowing that she’s probably sending the same exact picture to 5 different guys.
I have my Snapchat set so my friends can see my location so I don’t add random people on snap. I would rather give someone my phone number, personally, but I don’t actually use any dating apps, I’m just here for the entertainment lol
But I understand why someone would choose to give their snap rather than their phone number
My 16 year old niece just shares snaps and does almost all her communications on snap. I doubt she even knows her phone number. Like instead of asking for a dudes number she’ll just ask for his snap
I'm sorry, but this is Reddit. You have to ask extremely generic questions and then, when given equally low effort answers, sweatily type out "yeah it's just that my back is hurting *from carrying this conversation*"
Lol, girls with their tits out as their first picture, have a incredibly high chance of not following up on a date. Unless you are 9/10+ you are gonna be her back up back up plans.
I'm so surprised you didn't go with "can I eat your ass ?".
Sometimes, but only sometimes, it can lead to an unmatch 🤷♂️
But the one in a million times it works, I mean...
Hahahahahahaha.. My cousin would pick up girls all the time... And I'd ask him how he did it... He played the numbers.. Ask enough people and someone is bound to say yes... Lol.. I was completely the opposite.. She'd have to hit me with a club to even know she was into me. Many missed opportunities..
God I always say the same if I cld go back to those days with a different approach lol
You will get to eat far more ass if you don’t outright say this to women on dating apps. Edit: I didn’t say anything about eating dirty ass. If you venture into that territory you’re more adventurous than me.
I never got the eating ass thing. If I wanted to taste shit I'd go to white castle
That's funny. Though, in my experience eating ass has a slightly sweet taste. And, I haven't eaten shit, so I don't know that it doesn't taste the same. All I am saying is, have you tasted shit?
I looked this up years ago when i noticed the same sweet taste. Its undigested sugar additives. You’re literally tasting shit.
Loooool nooooo😭😭😭😭🤢
I haven't tasted shit, but I've had white castle and it's gotta be close to that putrid flavor.
Ain’t nuttin hot about E. Coli!
its not about tasting shit. dont lick If its brown down there :D
Well im into black girls...and eating ass.... so...
thats a risk you have to live with :D
Sniff it first and use your judgment
See that’s the thing !
I went in a cruise with a bunch of friends in our 20’s. I was laying by the pool with my friend obnoxiously hung over. To every pretty girl that walked by he would say, “Yo baby! You want the pipe?” Most called him a pig. Some ignored him. About the tenth girl he said it to she stopped, looked him up and down and said, “I dunno. Maybe?” He pulled the leg of his bathing suit to the side and let a little Italian sausage hang out. She took a look and said, “Ok. Let’s go.” So, from my personal experience, 1/10.
Your friend is smart, it's about time and place. At worst, he gets a talking to by someone on staff, and/or considered the cruise creep. You got to witness best case scenario.
Right. Pretty girl on a party cruise with no boyfriend? She’s probably looking for some no-strings-attached fun too.
Makes things easier. I swear the last 2 cruises I was on, I picked up women like I was an athlete with IG thots in my dms. I always told me single friends, if old isn't working and you're in a funk. Find a cruise!
Coffee is slang for ass eating now a day
May I partake in a serving of your delectable buttocks?
A succulent buttocks meal?
Oh that's a nice headlock, ma'am! I see you know your judo well!
As your biggest fan, I must demand.
How could I ever eat your ass when you treat your biggest fan like that?
Great job in blocking Amber’s name lol
/r/ThereWasAnAttempt
Every damn time lol
This isn't even half the battle, my guy..
For reddit this is a homerun, a lot of the people posting here are pretty much: "OMG we matched, What do I say next?!" "She said 'hey', What do I say next?!" "She said 'heyyy', WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!?!"
Don't forget the; “What did I do wrong??” once they get unmatched after sending 3 texts.
The answer is, you didn't do anything wrong - somebody else did something right.
Nah man the king is the “what did I do wrong???” After a few hours of great conversation but their match hasn’t replied in the past 30 minutes and it’s 2 am. Typically accompanied by a flurry of texts to their match wondering why she isn’t instantly replying.
Lmfaoo so true. Dude has no clue he has 100 more of these to wade through
That's so confusing... you both swiped right! Sometimes there's no chemistry but for me often there's at least a date planned. Sure people flake, but that's normal. Do people here really take that stuff personally?
Some guys struggle a lot with getting matches. If they look ugly or if they don't have decent pictures, they will spend a lot of time swiping until they get a single match. Then, most matches won't answer, especially on Tinder. This ratio can be greatly improved by learning how to send witty messages, however most women rarely mirror the same energy in the conversation. So they have to put in a lot of effort to keep the conversation going and finally get a date. For me, as I started with online dating, each date was an equivalent of so many hours of work, that I automatically felt hurt after being ghosted after she said yes to a date. Currently, I learned, improved and don't struggle anymore, getting dates is actually very simple so I don't really care if a few matches show such behaviour. I still don't understand why most people have such a hard time being open and honest with each other. Especially after a few dates, suddenly getting ghosted is a no-go. However, this accounts for about a third of the times I was rejected after several dates.
At least you can get matches, and go on dates. Some ppl cant even get a single match in a year
Yeah, this is true. I really recommend to ask somebody to take smart and attractice pictures of yourself (in the best case you know or pay a photographer, the higher the quality, the better the results). I didn't believe how important the quality of photos actually is until I saw the results. If you get a few matches afterward, you can try to further improve your profile. If you don't, approach women in real life. It's intimidating at first but it gets easier from time to time and you will directly impress her with your confidence.
What changed from getting no matches to easily getting dates?
Foots not even in the door
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You must be forgetting the “doesn’t look at you while in a public place, BUT also doesn’t run away from you in a public place” stage.
My guy isn’t even on the street yet.
Ya he's not even in the same room with "THE DOOR". But there's potential here so keep opening the right doors and the well-known known tinder experience will be yours.
hey, would it be too forward to say that I'd like to take you for a coffee or something?
foots in the saw trap in the first movie
toe isn't in the sock
Yeah, they’ll win when they buy that premium snap
Bros about to get some great rates on CoNtEnT
https://i.imgur.com/NyZOwJf.jpg
Only $60
This was my first thought. Why would she move from one social to another. Clearly in inst thot.
Don't know about snap, but Tinder chat is utter shit. My theory is that they deliberately have a shitty messenger to increase your chances of botching the match and staying on the app
Fr. He’s gonna get to the coffee place, and she’ll just not be there and just ghost him. Or, the date goes well, and she randomly texts him 2 days later “I’m sorry, I just don’t think I like you :(“ and then it’s over. Or, he gets two or three dates out of the way before she tells him that she’s had a boyfriend for over two years and she needs to go back to him.
Sir these bags can't all be carry ons
They can be, but these will be the mandatory carry-ons.
This is definitely a situation where you watch em try to shove the bags into the overhead and insist it will work while everyone else tries to help or just shakes their head.
Everything ok bro?
Oddly specific.
Pretty generic really
There's absolutely nothing wrong with option 2. Shit happens all the time if you go on more than a few dates a year. I mean, what's wrong with going out, having a good time, and just being told it's not what they're looking for after an appropriate amount of reflection.
Who hurt you?
Everyone
Bro’s a dodgers/lakers fan, I think we know who hurt him
Lol they’re talking about a different guy but yes they do hurt me
Damn
Yeah, online dating is so depressing. You finally match with someone so obviously talking to them should be easy because they liked your profile too, right. Nope, the few people you match will never respond or give half hearted replies before just ceasing conversation or unmatching. Then you seem to hit it off with one person, ask them out and they say yes only to also never respond or at the last minute come up with some excuse then never respond. The last few years almost every time I’ve had what would have been a first date cancelled the excuse was always COVID related.
I wish someone asked me out like this you’re so polite
hey, would it be too forward to say that I'd like to take you for a coffee or something?
Not at all! Here’s my snap! daddyfatsack69
Added
This guy is about to get so many weird adds 😂
This thread had me geeking out
" wanna Go Out on a Coffee Date?" Daddyfatsack69 all Red and nervous "omg i am finally popular with the boys after all those years..."
Hahahaha
When Reddit becomes the new Tinder 😯
Always has been 🌎 👩🚀 🔫🍆👩🚀
Ok ok - as a non tinder user I will use reddit to get some girls - since that is Reddit’s primary purpose 🤣 (mu5tardtiger plz wingman me)
we start with a dad joke. Ladies, why isn’t your nose 12 inches long???
Because they’d look like Pinocchio?
no, or else or would be called a foot(same size as u/important-event-4898s cock) Best Reddit wingman ever
🤣 ok I want to use that to wingman my friends in the future tho
I’m glad y’all two found each other. Lol
I met someone off of Reddit before. Oddly it was because she related to my comment about being poor and depressed. So keep it up!
That’s beautiful. I hope you two are very poor & depressed together.
I met my partner on reddit! Five years together!
And you’ve even almost met IRL twice!
Lol legit? That’s actually kinda rad.
Yeah legit haha. Becky comment here if you’re stalking my posts lol
It's me, I'm Becky. Now we have established my identity, send me money my love.
that’d be lovely
I think you missed out to daddyfatsack
The unfortunate truth of life
Who can compete with that?
a/s/l?
If they don’t know what this means you know they’re too young for you
Or possibly too old
Or ran out of free aol disc and will never be able to get back on the interwebz
I’m well aware of what it means
19/f/cali
Cap
Im glad you got your wish granted~ " That's how I met your mother".
If you also have a gorgeous smile we can also get coffee
I’ve frequently received compliments for my smile but you can be the judge of that😇
Lmao bet shoot me a pm
Did my man just pick up in the comments of his own reddit post
He cannot be stopped now
Freaking Rizzard of Oz in here.
The Rizzler
God damn
Save some for the rest of us, my guy
Wtf, dude. Picking up girls in the damn comments now? Lmao
Shooters shoot
Player and all about the looks. Nexxxxxt.
How the fuck am I supposed to compete with this
You dropped this 👑
Haha dam
And do you the disservice of not hearing a horrible pick-up line with an immediate follow-up about my sexual frustration???
I'll take you out for coffee if I get to meet your cats after
The bar is truly low and somehow guys still manage to fuck it up
"do you like sex? I have pics for sale"
“ i’m also a camgirl and sell nudity “
You said nu? I will give you my money for your hyperlink
Literally this. Or hey my car broke down I need $10 for Uber hahaha
hahahaha
that profile pic is sus
Yeah he likes her "smile"
The other ones weren’t, which is why I swiped right
Yeah but that's her MAIN
She might have smart photos on. It automatically moves the most popular picture first, and i was never able to tell whether the order it showed me was what it showed other people
This doesn't even make sense... "Would it be too forward to ask you on a date?" "Not no at all, here's an equally impersonal way to communicate with me!"
Would it too forward to ask you for a date on this dating app where both of us have already indicated interest in each other? Lmk
Message me on snap. If it works out there we could take it to instagram and if you keep it up someday we could actually meet for real on kik!
Dammit, just get to the CashApp stage already!!
Can you elaborate
It's a running joke that Snapchat is impersonal or just shit in general because people will send the same message to 300 people and reply again with the same message to 100 people. It can be a good form of communication, but meh.
Yeah. If someone asks for my snap, or gives me their snap, it just dies out if I even give them my snap, because I hate Snapchat. Just take my number so I’ll actually see your message.. 🤦♀️
Most girls wont just give out their number anymore cuz it's harder to just block someone. Snapchat makes that easier.
You can make a new Snapchat with an email and they could just keep adding you. Imo, I like to have peoples number because it gives a more personal record of where I am if I went missing. Ik tinder also tracks your messages, Snapchat says they don’t if I recall? So it’s better to have a “paper” trail of your location.
True but past the friend request, there's nothing they can do if you don't accept them. Where I'm sure you can think of the possibilities with a phone number.
The girls will send nudes to 12 guys with a 'thinking of you babe' caption 🤣 😂 🤣 😂
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Wtf lol
Not to worry. They’re just stock nudes.
I mean how is texting or any social different? I mean moving off-app isn't the biggest thing in the world but its def a step
Well often times snapchat is where people can solicit their only fans. On tinder you get banned for it. So this is the joke everyone's referring to
She sent you to that premium snap didn't she 🤣☠️
You did it! Did what?
Got a subscription for premium snap
Here's my 'snap' feels like a social media troll. But maybe I'm old.
Am I the only one who immediately associates snapchat with scams? :s
That plus the fact she’s not fully clothed in her main pic
I’m conflicted. Part of me likes it because I don’t have to give my number out. The other part knows it’s very common for scammers to push you to another app so they don’t get banned on dating apps.
I was literally about to say snap 🚩🚩🚩
I associate it with my ex’s cheating and lying
I cannot believe it is still around. Like 10 years ago I thought it would only be around for a couple of years but it's still here.
She gave you her snap in response? She’s going to ask you for money, not set up a date.
I did it! “Here’s my snap” bro you didn’t even get her number
I know right, snapchat, are you 12?
as a woman who uses dating apps i would 100% prefer to give a guy i just met my snap instead of my number. i find it safer for myself and i do use it as a means to actually talk to them (and most women i know are like this too) for reference i’m in my mid 20s. also safety is key for me because i have met a few psychos now on tinder.
> give a guy i just met my snap instead of my number. Why not just keep it on Tinder instead of Snap?
snap chat is more intimate and i can actually 1. see a picture of you to make sure you’re not a catfish and 2. send pictures of me to prove i’m not a catfish. i also usually don’t give it out unless i’m actually interested.
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I think it depends on your age tbh. I've yet to encounter anyone over 30 mention snapchat or any other social media accounts
I think it's an American thing too. I've used tinder in a couple of counties in Europe and nobody has ever given my a snapchat
If I match with a woman who gives me her snap it just dies out every time. It feels so uncomfortable to try and converse with someone on there. I’m good for 1 pic to prove I’m actually the handsome devil you swiped on, and then quite honestly I will probably never take a selfie again. Who wants to talk via picture captions? And as far as using it to message… just text me so I can not lose what you said forever if I’m unable to respond right away. Not to mention how impersonal it feels knowing that she’s probably sending the same exact picture to 5 different guys.
100% of women who have routed me to snap (or whatsapp) have subsequently tried to sell me something. So it’s a strong sign to exit the conversation.
Textnow is a fake number. I use this sometimes and I’m a guy. 😅
I have my Snapchat set so my friends can see my location so I don’t add random people on snap. I would rather give someone my phone number, personally, but I don’t actually use any dating apps, I’m just here for the entertainment lol But I understand why someone would choose to give their snap rather than their phone number
My 16 year old niece just shares snaps and does almost all her communications on snap. I doubt she even knows her phone number. Like instead of asking for a dudes number she’ll just ask for his snap
Getting a Snapchat @ is getting laid in 2023? Damn I'm old.
“Here’s my snap!” Lol…
Moves to snap. Messages her. Sets up a date. Then she immediately asks if you can support her OF RIP OP
You did not do anything
On today's episode of, "Am I hot or just being swindled?"
this don’t mean anything you tender as hell
And I bet as soon as you added her, she hit you with the " premium content " line
I'm sorry, but this is Reddit. You have to ask extremely generic questions and then, when given equally low effort answers, sweatily type out "yeah it's just that my back is hurting *from carrying this conversation*"
Right? We don’t want to see successes. We want funny or appalling.
Getting a snap isn’t even a win in my book. Not anymore.
Getting a message back is a win in mine tbh
Lol, girls with their tits out as their first picture, have a incredibly high chance of not following up on a date. Unless you are 9/10+ you are gonna be her back up back up plans.
Do you think getting a snap means shit? LOL
Lol this must be his first day on tinder
“First time?”
*Gets ghosted before coffee date*
You’re lucky If you ever make it to that coffee date
Should we tell him?
Hahahahahaha its not right
How is this a win? She gave you her snap lol
There is no intelligent life in this comment section. Turn around while you still can fellas.
I’m sure posting her name and photo on Reddit will really go over well with her 🥰🙄🙄🙄
Why does everyone resort to snapchat? Its so annoying!!!!
You know what you gotta do now right? Send her a dick pic
Don't girls just leave thier snap so they can have more followers?