I feel exhausted looking at these stats and I'm not even dating lol

When you live in a major city like he does ( New York I think?) it's easy to hit high numbers like as a non straight man.

Even as a good looking straight man in a large city you can do pretty well, especially if you drop your standards a hair.

What if your standards bar is on the floor and you still can't get any?

Money usually helps.

On average, it’s a new conversation a little over every 4 days.

Definitely looks tiring for sure

33.7 swipes a day for 5.6 years. Definitely exhausting.

Tbf it only takes a minute or two to swipe right on everybody with all your likes for the day. You can filter out who you like and don't based on matches and who messages you If you think 33 likes a day is exhausting you'd die on Grindr.

As a germaphobe I’m mortified, as a bro “niceeeee”.

I sincerely hope you’re using condoms dude! Love, an old lady

His bio said he hasn't used a plastic bag in 4 years.

I'm pretty sure he thinks he's saving the turtles 🤷‍♂️

Plot Twist - All of his matches are turtles. Repopulation incoming.

April O'Neil isn't going to like this

Come on! You think April never thought about some loving on a half shell?

She and Donatello definitely had a thing

Turtle Power!

I never use plastic bags pleasin my turtles

Nah. She knows she's worth a whole shell. "It's Donny and me, and Mikey makes three!"

This just ended the story for me 😂

Sure hope he’s on prep too

Look, I understand you're scared of Germans, but really they are more scared of you than you of them. Just because they played a major part in both world wars doesn't mean that are bad

I'm more scared that before the wars their cars lasted. The cars they make now? Maybe 20 years? Is designed obsolescence the fate of any cultures that put profit as the main goal? Are we doomed to watch our grandchildren sift through the unsustainable level of garbage we are creating now?

For cars, I feel like 20 years is a very reasonable life span of a car though. Most people replace theirs within 10 years anyway. Technological advances make new cars better in so many ways than 20 year old ones. Problem is really with consumerism altogether. Yay, late stage capitalism, where corporations make sure to have you think you need all those new products

As a friend of Angela's, horrified. As a lover of elegant weddings, I'm a little excited. - Oscar ~ Destroyer6202

r/unexpectedoffice

He's only getting laid like once a month, unless some of those 78 are repeats.

More then me as a straight man 😂

Sounds like being gay is pretty much playing on easy mode

Wait until he tries to start a monogamous relationship :D

Wait until you see the statistics of a really hot gay man.

What are you trying to say >:(

It’s ok bro :( one day you’ll find someone who looks at you the same way they look at Ryan Reynolds.

Watches them intently for 2 hours in a dark room?

I think you're good looking, but rather goofy and fun than hot

Buddy I'd spend all day with you because you sound like fun.

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There is a website where you can upload your swipe data (you have to request the data package from tinder. It takes a few days to get). The data only contains your swipes, matches, and number of conversations. Everything else (dates, sex, relationships, etc) is user entered into the website that creates this chart. It's interesting to see the data, but everything beyond the swipes/matches/charts should be taken with a grain of salt

Not even hot to my ideals, but 6'3" and in great shape from my work. I pretty much have the GameShark of life.

So the bar is lowish?

Are you tall and gay? Then no.

anyone that's not a straight guy is playing on easy mode.

You obviously have no lesbian friends 😂

Spoken like someone who hasn’t tried tinder as a woman looking for women.

This does not extend beyond Tinder though

You didn’t have to do him like that

Wasn't my intention. But gay (casual) dating is even more superficial than straight dating.

But he has a better bio than 100% of the straight men we've seen posting here

Never used online dating before (Just on this sub for the laughs) but if he doesn't use pick-up lines, that's probably part of it

Last line in bio is honestly pretty great

yet he still had casual sex 78 times

It was competitive

I wonder who won lol

depends who topped

We have a responsibility as straight men to have the worst bio’s possible o7

That bio is by far the most unoriginal thing out of all this lol the mannequin line has been posted here for years

I think it’s like a Harlem Globetrotters game. No one is playing defense

Yeah because we men can be degenerates with no self control or sense of self preservation lmao. Grindr is even worse, blank profiles are just sending you an address and expecting you to go over and suck them off.

I’m straight but the line “haven’t used a plastic bag for 4 years” has made me fall for him.

Better Hope he’s using PReP then 🤣

I'm sorry but I don't think casual sex with 78 people is winning...I mean maybe it is to some. I'm not judging. But, I don't think it is

I'm a 34 yo straight man. I haven't even had half of 78 sexual partners in my lifetime

I even doubt most women fucked 78 guys in 5 years

The average number of sex partners in a lifetime is below 10...

Its 7 for women and 6.4 for men. The average for males are heavy balanced out by the top 5% of men which have hundreds in there lifetime.

Are you sure about those numbers ? Because I don't feel like I belong in the top 5% just because I fucked a bunch of girls in high school and college. This number feels like it's for genetically gifted or/and very rich guys.

Probably because in the older generation you have people with 1-2 partners their whole life. Hell I might be steering in this direction. 2nd girl I ever slept with. Bam 4,5years later and an aunt asks me if iam considering an engagement at the ripe age of 22

I don't think there's a shame in that too. Not everybody feels like throwing themselves into the widest pool possible. I would definitely take some digits back if I could. One thing that's for sure is the top 5% isn't enjoying themselves as much as it looks like. That much sex is just a vain attempt to fill whatever whole they have inside. Been there done that. And it's most definitely a plus to not have had too many partners when you meet your soulmate. I think I met mine, and I wish I could tell her some of the sexual things we do are my first time experiencing it too, but it'll never be true, because sexually speaking i'v done it all.

The numbers are for 25-49 years old.

TIL that I'm a slag

....maybe worldwide. I don't believe that in North America.

Numbers are for the United States. I checked the website of CDC.

78 men in 5 years would mean 1,3 men per month. Hardly anyone goes through that many sex partners in that time period. Heck, I haven't even met that many people I'd want to have sex with in the last 5 years.

Most women could if they wanted. Most men could, if they were happy to pay. Or they're gay.

I'm a straight woman, in 5 years I've slept with 15 men. However I was in relationships for like 2.5-3 of those years so maybe if I was single the whole time it would have doubled lol

Look at the silver lining. You can’t get STDs if you don’t get laid.

You can’t get sunburnt if you stay in your moms basement all day. Stay vigilant kings!

365 x 5 + 234 = 2059 days (ignoring any leap years) 2059 ÷ 78 = 26.4 days per bang Seems achievable if you're proactive.

Same! 

I haven't even had one tenth of 78 and I'm nearly the same age as you.

I haven't even one hundredth of 78 and I am the same age as you

45 yo straight woman, 13 partners (I think)😬

As a bisexual guy, I can confirm tinder for gay men is absolutely on easy mode. My matches for guys Vs women is easily 100-1 or more. On the same profile obviously I just set it to look for everyone. Now I'm not sure if being bi would put off any women can't really comment on that but just my experience

My wife would love to see me play with a man. Not my thing but there's definately women out there who would be into it.

trust me, in most cases they just love the idea of it, but will get scared shitless when you actually want that. I’m bi, semi-open as in my friends know but I don’t really talk about it. I’ve experienced changes of reception from women after I told them that I’m bi multiple times

Now that you say that an ex (F) said the same thing. I guess that validates the point that it is MUCH easier to find same sex male matches. I mean if you change your mind HMU 😂✌️

Haha we're swingers so there's plenty of opportunity. Did have a guy get a bit handsie one time and he asked if "I like that", I was like "yeh not really mate". In hindsight it wasn't cool of him, I wouldn't touch a girl without permission.

Nah thats not it, my friend and I both had a rough time getting matches with women so we decided to put the profile as "looking for guys" for a short time as a test and yeah 100 to 1 seems about right.

70% close rate... impressive

Most impressive

But you’re not a Jedi yet

Highest regards. Most underrated comment in this thread.

You’ve been on Tinder for almost 6 years and you’re only 22? 🤔

It says 23 on the picture. Probably lied about his age to make the account

You guys don't remember when tinder allowed you yo make an account if you were 14 lol

Sus

Question……is “plastic bag” a euphemism for condom? Asking for a friend.

I thought it was a flex that he brings a reusable bag with him to the grocery store, it's kind of meta because you shouldn't openly brag in your bio, but you can brag about doing nice things that makes you a somewhat decent person. Like a "not to brag but I sometimes help old ladies cross the street" kind of flex

That's what I was wondering, and I still don't see an answer

Bro approaching Barney Stinson numbers 

The gay community has casual sex on lock. But loving monogamy? Still working on that one

Yeah I'm very lucky I didn't hit 4 digit numbers before finding a stable partner. I was starting to run into hookups far too often.

4 digit numbers? That must be a typo right?

Oh yes sorry I meant the digit "4"

Lol. I'm afraid not, but that sounds better than fucking an entire village

No I mean I stop counting at 21 when I hit over 100 (starting at 19). I also only increased frequency from there. I have no idea where the number is but it is very high. I had my own very specific reasons for that. What I do know is that sexual relationships don't fill the void that actual connections with humans do. Regardless of how many of them you have.

That came off more judgmental than I intended. Just sounds really exhausting to me to be honest.

It was, sometimes I'd sleep with multiple people a day. I was running from a lot of pain I appreciate you clarifying. I hope my post didn't come off antagonistic. It's not a big deal to me it's just my story.

They don't need chemistry?

You do, which is why the number falls every level down but I think when you're dating a guy you're on a bit more of an even playing field than opposite sex partners. You've likely had more similar experiences of both power and discrimination and so that connection has less barriers to it.

You what to say that he felt chemistry with 78/112 people? Not possible. It seems he sleeps with everyone that agrees.

I can't speak for all men obviously but for me seeing a person I want to have sex with is a lot like seeing a meal I want to eat. If I learn that the food has poison in it obviously I will change my mind but if it looks good and I have no reason to think it's poisoned I would eat it. Sex is just a lot of fun for me so the question is always going to be "why not?" rather than "why?"

this guy fucks

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You have to request your data directly from tinder, then tinderinsights.com

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From what I understand, you complete some of it yourself.

Does them coming to your place or vice versa count as a date?? 😂 Because that's pretty much been what happens.

That is about half of them lol

And that is being peaky. If he went 50% swpide like we saw some men on here on women profiles, he would be fucking 10 dudes a day.

Is a plastic bag code for condom?

As someone who got married before tinder took off, it always blows my mind how almost everyone chats with only 50% of their matches. Why is that?

Sometimes you match, look at the profile again and realise you aren't interested. Eg sometimes I swipe on a good looking profile, want to check again before sending a message and see that they are a smoker (a huge dealbreaker).

This or by the time you match you are already engaged in a chat or been on a few dates with someone else.

Half your matches are bots, scams or OF fishers.

78 casual partners lol gahdayum bruh

Every man going to be stealing that casual sex line

Competitive sex! I love this

"I'm going to the bar to find myself a sex opponent." Mrs. Treacher, How Not to Live Your Life.

You my man, are a certified cum-dumpster😂

Or depositor.

You slept with 80 people JUST from this app at 22 ????? Im not whoreshaming but damn, if it was a woman who posted this we'd get different comments

As a woman with a lot of sex partners. Can confirm

22 but the data is almost 6 years worth of tracking? Something isn’t mathing here

My lawyer advised me not to comment on this

Are you aiming for a specific number or...?

69420 sounds good

Nice

You’ve been on 112 dates and none turned into relationship? Yeah that’s on you bro.

Did you want a relationship? Because if so this chart must disappoint you

And here I sit, with my four matches, all of whom have ghosted me after like three sentences. All that I can say is this. Jesus Harold Christ.

Lol you ate my ass before

"Not interested in casual sex" then went and had 78 😂😂

I won like 80% of those though

He said he is interested in competitive sex and I think he is winning

I was screwing around on Tinder wondering how many likes I’d get if I changed it to interested in men. I got 14 likes in 5 mins, I changed it back. Fuck it’s easier if you’re gay

Is the sex number normal in the gay community?

It seems to be. Almost every gay person I know has casual sex as a weekly, if not daily norm. I tell them I think it's because of one reason, they think it's because of another...so who's why.

So this is why STD are so popular among them.

It may sound offensive to say, but yes. Even my gay friends have agreed with me that gay dudes are the most promiscuous demographic. I mean is it any surprise. Most dudes are horn dogs and use sex functionally.

Yeah, it's more prevalent with them because they're having tons more "casual encounters". Just basic math, more partners = more chances you catch something good

i don't even get a date as a straight man >:[

It looks like your a-h0le went from . to •

More like o

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Is this just a brag about how much casual sex you've had?

Gays have it super easy, just last week some guy came up to me and told me how he thinks I have stunning eyes and jawline . I’ve never had a jawline compliment from a women and the eye compliment is only when I’m already chatting . Women unless u live in Holland don’t approach themselves

So do you lie when people ask your body count?

as a gay guy, we don't ask each other about body count because modern mathematics can't count that high

That’s a straight people thing

Accurate haha

Damn bro!

You got more casual sex than I have likes

I'm stealing your lsd line for my bio. I loled

I’m going to steal some of the bio. Not into casual only competitive sex. Haha.

Only Competetive Sex, 1v1 me 😂

As a fellow gay, 78 seems about right. For a slow month ;)

LMAO at the straights thinking 78 is high. Girl these are Tinder numbers, if Grindr had numbers y'all would really be clutching your pearls.

This guy fucks.

"Not interested in casual sex" "78 hookups"

Read the rest of the line.

Hey, how does tinder know you had casual sex with someone? And that there wasn’t a spark?? Do you upload that info?

Obviously you input it yourself at the website

Waiting for the day I get a little prompt on my match profiles that asks "did you fuck him?"

LMAO, I guess chatgpt really made some people expect impossible stuff to be possible

I can't be the only one thinking that that is a disgustingly high number

No, that’s my thought as well.

Well I’m (straight) struggling to get a single match to msg me back, and I’m 5k rights down :((

Seems successful

I love your Tinder profile.

1v1 me scrub 😂😂😂😂

I wish I was gay dude... These western women are all blood sucking leeches.

Still more successful than a straight man. Monogamy after 78 casual sex encounters... sure thing you liar

your profile is great, those fuckers are missing out

sometimes I wish I was born gay

1v1 me scrub. 😂

Homie really doing a Tinder speed run lmao

You are getting more action than straight men.

I’m straight and was joking around with my friend’s daughters (10 and 8) and asked them what kind of guys am I up against on Tinder. So I changed my interest to men so we could see the competition. We laughed and they thought it was funny saying eww No and oh yeah! to different guys. I forgot and left it on that setting and when I got home that night I checked it and had at least 2 dozen right swipes from “straight” dudes. Now I see what women have to deal with… and I’m jealous 😂

Okay now add being a plus sized and black to the mix and you have my struggling life

Ranked sex LOL. Have fun, be safe brother.