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Best thing I’ve seen on this app, good soup

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AgentOrange256

Wow didn’t know those sentences actually happened together.


Govt-Issue-SexRobot

After > Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you’re a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible. happened, nothing should be a surprise.


swanks12

My brain hurts


Sineater224

Godzilla had a stroke reading that and fucking died


Quesarito808

RIP in peace Godzilla 😭


highestRUSSIAN

he's back! it's a miracle! ![gif](giphy|b2rLe6TwuIkyQ)


GifsNotJifs

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Roflcopterswoosh

Trump was served a softball question on mothers day 2020 and instead of asnwering the question, he stroked out on the military for 5 minutes. >AINSLEY EARHARDT, HOST: This Sunday is Mother's Day. What are your plans? What are you going to do for Melania? And do you have a message for all the moms that are watching.   >DONALD TRUMP: Well, we'll be together. I'm going to a Camp David meeting — a big meeting with the Joint Chiefs of Staff. Camp David is this very special place that nobody ever gets to see but it's a great work environment. And we're going to have meetings on different things. >Our military has never looked better. It's never been better. We've never had the kind of equipment that we have now. We had planes that were 50 years old and more. Fighter jets, now we have the best in the world. The F-35 and the F-18. What we have is incredible. The equipment and the people we have are great, but you know, they have to have equipment.   >And we spent $1.5 trillion — really, more than that. And we've totally rebuilt our military, which you have to do. You know, I'm a very budget-conscious person. But you have to do.   >The nice thing is — it's all built in the USA. And plenty of equipment coming. Lot of this equipment is coming. So it's very important that we have the best military and we have the.   >Our military has never been in condition like it is . Edit: [sauce](https://taskandpurpose.com/mandatory-fun/trump-mothers-day-f35/)


Extra-Extra

Wat


PaleAsDeath

He was going to be at Camp David during mother's day, but when he mentioned Camp David, and described it, he got distracted by the tangent and forgot that he was supposed to be talking about mother's day.


BowserMario82

Happy Mother's Day.


truckerdust

Bombs for everyone!!


ohhhshitwaitwhat

The gross part is that when I read it I can hear his gross voice perfectly in my head


1Eternallylost

I've read schizophrenics word salad that stayed on topic better than he could.


Jfjjffjfjjffj

Trump quotes hit different in text form.


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HopefulDandelion

Don't call him a Muppet. The Muppets don't deserve that.


avwitcher

And there are still a lot of conservatives out there who said OBAMA was a terrible speaker


coagulateSmegma

Obama was by far the most charismatic US president I have ever seen in office in the 30 years I've been alive. I'm not from the US so I guess it's easy for me to say that since I don't have a horse in the race. I think if people looked at it objectively, which they never will because its always one side vs the other, but if they did, then most people would agree with what I said though.


keji_goto

People listened to this and thought "he's got my vote" and I will never fucking understand how. Edit: My favorite response is "wHaT aBoUt BiDeN?!?!" followed by no examples, no quotes, no lines, no nothing. Biden has had some gaffes while speaking but nothing the dumb fuck ramblings of trump where he says nothing, for minutes at a time, and doesn't come close to addressing any actual issues, questions, or anything. Just dumb fuck ramblings he thinks sounds good. Constantly. Throw a dart at a board covered in trump speeches and him speaking publicly and you will find shit like this in every single one.


hilarymeggin

A partisan campaign professional would say that a dill pickle could get 40% of the US ~~cute~~ vote if it were pro-life and pro-gun. He knew that, which is why he switched parties and positions.


SandmanSanders

i think because that's what their own internal voice sounds like


PanickyHermit

All they heard was "Vote for me and it is ok to be a racist again".


hilarymeggin

Make America Racist Again


PomegranateCultural1

After reading this, I wish I couldn't.


demanibal007

I think I blacked out half way through this.


hilarymeggin

I think HE blacked out halfway through it!


ActualWhiterabbit

Stable genius


brotherreynolds

Is there a vid of this?


unskilledx7

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Elhyo-_fR0E


GrumpyGuss

What's disturbing about this is that he has enough charisma to make it work. He's a dumbass who's rambling and making no coherent point, but he makes it work, and that crowd is *wrapped* around that finger.


nan5mj

Seems like hes on his way to making a point he just literally can't stop himself from side-tracking every other sentence. He doesn't have a filter if he thinks it it comes out of his mouth which is why Trump's speech is so stream of consciousness like. I think its also why in text his speeches seem 100% incoherent but actually hearing him you can kinda see where hes going. We're use to filtering other peoples speech to best understand their points but when you read something you're not expecting to have to filter out the bullshit.


wwcfm

He makes it work for idiots. You’d have to be a complete idiot to hear that and think “this guy is qualified for something beyond mindless, manual labor.”


SnooCookies5793

81 million people believe this is the best direction for the United States and the world. 81 million people. 81,000,000 adult humans hear speech like the above and say “yeah, that’s gonna be my guy this time.”


JimWilliams423

[81 million people voted for Biden,](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020_United_States_presidential_election) not ronald dump.


SnooCookies5793

I stand corrected; however, I don’t think 74 million changes the overall point.


mjc500

I followed all the dumb shit trump said as president pretty closely and it still surprises me when I hear some drivel like this


YoYoMoMa

It's just...it is just always worse than you remember. And this was the man so many people chose to WORSHIP.


covertpetersen

Choose* They still worship him.


Sweet-Palpitation473

So I listened with no sound at first. What a difference lol


TheDustOfMen

I listened with sound but still had to rewatch it because the first time I was just busy deciding whether the speech was real or not.


Sweet-Palpitation473

What did you deduce? I admit I've never heard it before but it sounds like something he'd say lmao


_mach

oh i meant to post this here, sorry. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vf3b1AJNAR8


curiously_clueless

You know, in any other timeline, I would have immediately assumed this was a deepfake of some kind. Then I heard the cameras clicking, and I thought, huh, that's a surprising level of detail, and now I see it, and I'm reminded I still haven't awoken from this timeline yet.


monthIy

Here it is in practice complete with a wink to Trump https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UngAWpBatzM


pseudont

"Isn't it wonderful we allow protesting." LOL.


Daniiiiii

4 or 5 steps away from: I got elected President. Why do we need to have another election. I was chosen. I won. Opposition to our sitting Government sure sounds like tyranny to me.


pseudont

Yeah it's a bizarre thing to say. Like "congratulations citizen, we will magnanimously allow you to participate in sanctioned protests".


Google_My_Noodle

Omfg…I’m so glad it’s over


ohhhshitwaitwhat

You know there's another election coming, right? And after that his kids are gonna start running for shit. It'll never be over. They're like covid but in human form.


TheDustOfMen

Well I had to think of the "they just killed us" speech and decided this is 100% real.


_mach

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vf3b1AJNAR8


Dblg99

It's still hard to believe such a fucking idiot was president and even harder to believe 70+ million people admire such a fucking idiot.


SarcasticNut

That asshole looked for any and every place he could possibly sow division, and then did. (Corrupt) Cops v citizen. Athletes v fans. Doctors v stupid dumbasses. That’s why he had so many supporters, he made everything us v them. People “couldn’t afford to not support him”.


UndeadBelaLugosi

> sew division Should be "sow division". Just FYI for the future. No hate.


brownliquid

There are a lot of stupid people in the US of A.


bigDean636

Oh it's real. I remember him saying this. It was during the George Floyd protest there were rumors of protesters throwing cans of soup at cops. I have no idea if they were ever substantiated but it sounds plausible because you know if you get caught you can just say "this is soup for my family."


xombae

I hang out with a lot of punks and anarchists and "soup for my family" is absolutely a running joke at this point, and I live in Canada. You literally cannot say the word soup with someone saying "for my family".


bigDean636

I have long lamented to my friends that because every single day of Trump's insane presidency was absolutely jam-packed with insane/hilarious shit he said and did that it's going to fade into memory and we're going to forget a lot of the funniest shit. We're losing our best Trumps. Like, does anyone remember after the Parkland shooting when he said he would have gone into the high school during the shooting even if he didn't have a gun?


meh_idc_whatever

I'm at bus watching with no sound.... Lol I'll try again when I get home with sound.


Sweet-Palpitation473

It will make sense i promise!


therealub

Well...


Adorable_Pain8624

Well the actions will make sense. Not the words.


Beingabumner

The version with sound makes more sense, but the version without sound is peak teenage girl shenanigans. I think, since I am not and have never been a teenage girl. But that's the vibe I got.


disposable_account01

How do you **listen** with no sound?


yoinkss

Yes the sound is chefs kiss to this 😂


isobelus

How is it "chefs kiss". The sound is literally the joke.


fliptout

I feel like so many people on the internet don't even realize what they're saying anymore, they're just on autopilot, repeating the phrase of the month.


lochnysmonster

I need “soup is worse than a brick because it has force” as a T-shirt


new_word

I felt like I was listening to the sequel to “drinking out of cups like a bitch”.


asunshinefix

Not my soup not my problem, that's what I say


Projekt535

Get a load of this guy. Mr soup hands. Get real!


HardlyBoi

fucking spaghettios in the corner going crraazzzy


TheOneTonWanton

This guy thinks he’s Captain Clam Chowder? He thinks he’s Captain Clam Chowder, when everyone needs some clams chowdered they go to him - BULLSHIT. Bullshit.


expletiveinyourmilk

Stupid bricks. Stupid liberals. Canned soup rules. You don't like the canned soup, you suck!


RFC793

Mr. Walkway. Mr. Walk Down Me, I’m the walkway… Lead me to the building — fuck you! 5, 6, 4, 3


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CHICKENPUSSY

I love soup. I love things with soup labels on them. Like purses and towels. So cute


CactusHopper

soup is worse than a brick


bacon_cake

it is known


YoYoMoMa

Because If there is one thing that bricks are known for it's the fact that they just can't be thrown


Thoughtofajoke

Then why tf are we not building skyscrapers out of cream of celery?


Jrandomyo

That is the part that sent me. I'd definitely buy a hoodie with this on it.


aguantenivelx

use the soup, luke


kevik72

Already on [redbubble ](https://www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Worse-Than-A-Brick-Soup-Can-Sticker-by-paintedlife/56585768.WFLAH?country_code=US&gclid=CjwKCAjw7rWKBhAtEiwAJ3CWLB57-qFNczvW0Kv1AripvEGFmeiryU7bHhrwruksBxcmbHrC6aSWpxoCn2MQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds)


darkskinnedjermaine

i’d buy one if it didn’t have his face on it


Socalinatl

I wish I was well enough off to be able to wear a different inane trump quote every day. “Maybe the wettest we’ve ever seen from the standpoint of water” type stuff.


bigredandthesteve

*This is soup for my family*


202048956yhg

No, *[this is soup for my family!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UngAWpBatzM)*


kamunee

Wink! wink!


unoriginalsin

That's when I knew what The Rock was cooking. Soup!


okyouknowwhatFML

Now I have a question. The video or the audio from the TikTok. Which came first? Which is citing the other? ...the egg or the chicken?


_mach

the protester specifically brought the soup to reference trumps rant https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vf3b1AJNAR8 that's why he winks at the camera.


okyouknowwhatFML

Thanks! I didn't know it was Trump talking (my excuse is that I'm not American), but *holy shit* he sounds so ridiculous (politics aside). I thought it was a random white dude in his 50s mildly overweight filming (badly) his forehead with his phone in a truck. I kind of guessed that was the reason of the wink but I thought "who the fuck makes up shit like this", and thought maybe it was just a joke.


202048956yhg

> it was a random white dude in his mid-70s ~~mildly~~definitively overweight filming (badly) his forehead with his phone in a truck. FIFY


okyouknowwhatFML

Holy *fuck* Trump is old as *shit* I have no conception of age whatsoever apparently


Hazzat

Whether Biden, Trump or Bernie won the presidency, they all would have been the oldest US president ever.


plopodopolis

I'm still blown away that half of your country voted for this moron


Ktizzle14

Twice


HimalayanPunkSaltavl

Whats super funny is that Trump got 46% of the popular vote Compared to Clinton's 48% (oh and something like 55% of the eligible population voted)


dropkickoz

Less than half of registered voters, definitely not half the country. 61,943,670 voted for Trump in 2016.   Population of America is roughly 328,200,000, so 61,943,670/328,200,000 means only 19% of Americans voted for that clown. It also highlights how important it is to get people registered to vote and to take it seriously.


stankdickpete

Went to k-8 with that dude. He’s a community legend as much as he is an internet legend


Ask_me_about_my_cult

He’s hot af too


cpmnriley

a national hero


Ghoats

I really enjoyed the well-timed shakes of the can with the camera shutter sounds.


Schweddy_Bewbs

*Hurts more than a brick because it has force*


Gilgamesh72

Is there anything that he actually understands or is it just stupid all the way down?


MagicC

WHY WOULD IT BE SOUP?! Why not a can of coke, or a can of beans, or a can of vegetables? WHY SOUP?


TheCookieButter

Because it's the perfect size. Didn't you listen?


LordoftheScheisse

It's got force! How the fuck does /u/magicC not know this?


Nandersun

I remember during the 2017 national jamboree for Scouts they had Trump come in to give a speech at the Summit Bechtel Reserve. There was a list of prohibited items before we could go and one of things that was listed I will never forget. “Projectile fruits”


Big_Bonez

What’s a non projectile fruit? Like a watermelon? Aren’t all fruits non projectile until they’re thrown? “I’m sorry officer I meant to grab my eatin fruit not my throwin fruit”


MysteryCheese89

Depends, if you're the size of Halfthor Bjornssen a watermelon is just like a big apple.


Big_Bonez

So could a tiny person bring in a watermelon to eat but then hand it to a bigger guy to throw and not get in trouble? I found a loophole for this 2017 national scout jamboree, everyone bring your strongmen, people with dwarfism, and watermelons


HertzDonut1001

No a watermelon isn't as good because it doesn't have force.


850commandomk3

What about a pointed stick?


FugalHermaphroditus

SHUT UP


sanguinesolitude

Next you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him 'elpless.


pm_me_your_taintt

[It was a run by fruiting!](https://imgur.com/lB0MKBi)


DammitWindows98

If this speech has taught us one thing, it's that Trump thinks that people during a riot will bring their own specialised projectiles. At no point has he put 2 and 2 together and figured out that people will literally throw anything that's not nailed down and is light enough. Normally during any protest, riot, or unrest, people just throw whatever is in the trash cans, whatever is lying on the street, and if that fails they will even break open the street and start throwing that instead. But in his mind, "the anarchists" will come up with convoluted spec-ops sollutions and covert cans of soup. Thus, his solution is to ban something he thinks is the primary danger, projectile fruits, and completely ignoring the fact that someone might as well yeet a fucking chair at his head if they really wanted to pelt him.


usofunnie

He’s seen Mrs. Doubtfire— great movie, really great, funny movie— but this movie has shown that run-by fruitings are dangerous—very dangerous, a threat to America, the fruit-throwing liberals— so fruits, especially of the citrus variety— they’re heavy, they have lots of juice, the force of the juice can be dangerous— are banned.


StopThatDoor

a run-by-fruity if you will


BraveOil

There's only soup


poopy_toaster

What do you mean there’s *only* soup?


razamatazie

I MEAN THERE'S ONLY SOUP


Parsley_Just

WHERE ARE YOU??


kukomin

I'M AT SOUP


Dillonz12

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE "AT SOUP"?


flatulencewizard

I MEAN I'M AT SOUP


pikkstein

WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN??


Recoverthepeople

IM AT THE SOUP STORE!!


ymcameron

WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!


shakha

Is pink hair girl the "built different" girl? The one who crushed the egg in the crook of her elbow and made the funniest weirdest sound?


soykommander

Yeah im almost postive its her. That im built different video cracks me up.


TaylerAnn_732

Drop the link don’t be shy


NotDescriptive

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMRG1YHpB/


NotDescriptive

It is! https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMRG1YHpB/


sortauncomfortable

I love the commitment that the girl in the blue shirt had when throwing that can of soup. She was ready to just hurl that thing


AdventurousScreen2

The kids are alright


thunder_shart

She's also the same genius that brought us [this](https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMRsgujC1/)


AliceInHololand

That scream is gold.


supermegathrowaway73

Her humor is ascended


PickledPlumPlot

Oh my God The delivery on that last line f****** killed me holy s***


ThrowRAradish9623

yes they are but also uhhh Arin’s an adult 😂 she’s made multiple videos about people mistaking her for a kid tho, common misconception


PsychadelicEevee

It was a year old yesterday!! (9/23/21) i think about this video often


i_hate_vampires

Real question…where tf am I supposed to get a brick in the middle of a riot? Home Depot is like 20 mins away from downtown.


flyin_jimmy

Smash brick pavements up near/where you are rioting.


i_hate_vampires

Okay…so…Step #1 - walk around with a sledge hammer inconspicuously


flyin_jimmy

Well if your in a riot throwing bricks you don't have to do anything inconspicuously really... its a riot.


The_Shining_Bitch

Lol never underestimate how easy it is to disassemble things when you have a lot of motivated people. At Stonewall folks were using parking meters as battering rams.


purpleblah2

Someone from the Soros Foundation should’ve provided you with the bricks when they briefed you on the location of the riot and the “soup for my family” script.


Chillinkus

Bricks would be a waste though, they’re useless. First of all, you can’t throw a brick. Not sure why but you just can’t. Secondly, soup has more force than a brick so its always better to use soup.


i_hate_vampires

But the city officials said that the pallet of bricks dropped off in the middle of downtown (the night before the riot) by the muscular tattooed guy with the crew cut, blue jeans, white tshirt and black oakleys…were for construction not to help the riot turn violent.


phryan

This. It was amazing how there were just pallets of bricks in cities suddenly.


CalmDownSahale

No problem, just look for the big piles of bricks conveniently left at protest sites by agent provocateurs like happened in cities all around the country last year.


i_hate_vampires

The city - No no…those pallets of bricks were for construction sites. Me looking around for anyone building with brick in the past 40 years - Ok


rabidhamster87

It doesn't matter. Bricks are too heavy. Don't you know?


FaroresWind17

Soup has force, so it’s clearly better.


jsphillips86

When you are old as fuck and eat nothing but McDonald’s, a brick probably is hard to lift.


Cathartic-Uproar

Lmao at imagining you just waiting in the check out aisle at Home Depot with a single brick for a riot


KikiFlowers

In a lot of cases these bricks are simply turning up conveniently where a protest is going to happen. Of course the police aren't planting them, that would be absurd, but someone is!


alison_bee

Oh boy. I didn’t realize how much I had enjoyed not hearing that dumbass speak.


OneSmoothCactus

Do you know what Trump is doing right now? Me neither, it’s great.


Chispy

Thanks for allowing me to appreciate this realization. The world is better than I thought.


3rdtrichiliocosm

Check out trumps response to this tiktok https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump


celica18l

Fall for it every time. Always laugh.


MossCoveredLog

Ayyyyy lmao


Infector101

It never gets old!


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I had to click just to enjoy seeing suspended again.


Muffin_Knight501

The new rick roll, and I love it !


hawkgpg

I kinda miss the wild things he said on Twitter. We got a little taste of it back in May when he called that Kentucky derby horse a "Junkie". Just fucking hilarious


RYYYYYYAAAAAAAAN

Damn, trumps standup special isn’t funny


bahkins313

It’s kinda funny


_Amberson_

When I think of this being funny I can imagine drunk Italians sitting at the table late at night complaining about politics. Just reminds me of my grandpa trying to explain something, but using something else completely different as an example. And that is this Trump trying to be funny.


IlikecatsNstuffs

Some of my favorite videos lmfao


BeardPhile

r/interdimensionalcable


aKornCob

I enjoyed this video with sound and without. It looks like wholesome friendship.


Loud-Feeling2410

This made me laugh so hard.


shoeguy98

Sounds like a Drunk History Episode


ViaDeity

Someone ask Trump what’s heavier: a ton of bricks or a ton of soup?


N3rdLink

Does the soup have force?


These-Days

Inherently


CalmDownSahale

That's cheating, look at how much more soup there is.


LizardQueenButterfly

I don’t miss the orange potato


Comrade132

In an alternate universe this bitch ass decided to become a stand up comedian and humanity thrived as we came together to answer life's greatest mystery: is it an act or is he seriously this stupid?


LizardQueenButterfly

I want to go to there


wormee

Come on. Yes, grandpa should not drive the car or be outside alone, but the soup speech is a classic!


Mister_Mystery000

My god, Trump is so fucking stupid.


COweasel

I’m just out getting soup for my family during this riot, it’s just a big coincidence… 🤷‍♂️


HertzDonut1001

Wait why is the grocery store closed?! I need soup ~~to throw at cops~~ for my family!


rockman143

The old “soup for my family” trick. Not my first rodeo


Theunknowableman

I really don't listen to Trump surreal very often, but holy hell he is an absolute dumbass.


LordAshPudding

Bricks are super heavy when you have tiny hands


Jbot915

Souper


SawDoggg

Does this fucking loser ever listen to himself talk? Holy hell


woolypully

This is a textbook example of him riffing. He makes this shite up as he goes along. Someone probably said something about protesters throwing canned food and he made the rest of this shite up. His acolytes eat this up ....like soup.