Best thing I’ve seen on this app, good soup
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Wow didn’t know those sentences actually happened together.
> Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you’re a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible.
happened, nothing should be a surprise.
My brain hurts
Godzilla had a stroke reading that and fucking died
RIP in peace Godzilla 😭
he's back! it's a miracle!
Trump was served a softball question on mothers day 2020 and instead of asnwering the question, he stroked out on the military for 5 minutes.
>AINSLEY EARHARDT, HOST: This Sunday is Mother's Day. What are your plans? What are you going to do for Melania? And do you have a message for all the moms that are watching.
>DONALD TRUMP: Well, we'll be together. I'm going to a Camp David meeting — a big meeting with the Joint Chiefs of Staff. Camp David is this very special place that nobody ever gets to see but it's a great work environment. And we're going to have meetings on different things.
>Our military has never looked better. It's never been better. We've never had the kind of equipment that we have now. We had planes that were 50 years old and more. Fighter jets, now we have the best in the world. The F-35 and the F-18. What we have is incredible. The equipment and the people we have are great, but you know, they have to have equipment.
>And we spent $1.5 trillion — really, more than that. And we've totally rebuilt our military, which you have to do. You know, I'm a very budget-conscious person. But you have to do.
>The nice thing is — it's all built in the USA. And plenty of equipment coming. Lot of this equipment is coming. So it's very important that we have the best military and we have the.
>Our military has never been in condition like it is .
He was going to be at Camp David during mother's day, but when he mentioned Camp David, and described it, he got distracted by the tangent and forgot that he was supposed to be talking about mother's day.
Happy Mother's Day.
Bombs for everyone!!
The gross part is that when I read it I can hear his gross voice perfectly in my head
I've read schizophrenics word salad that stayed on topic better than he could.
Trump quotes hit different in text form.
Don't call him a Muppet. The Muppets don't deserve that.
And there are still a lot of conservatives out there who said OBAMA was a terrible speaker
Obama was by far the most charismatic US president I have ever seen in office in the 30 years I've been alive.
I'm not from the US so I guess it's easy for me to say that since I don't have a horse in the race.
I think if people looked at it objectively, which they never will because its always one side vs the other, but if they did, then most people would agree with what I said though.
People listened to this and thought "he's got my vote" and I will never fucking understand how.
Edit: My favorite response is "wHaT aBoUt BiDeN?!?!" followed by no examples, no quotes, no lines, no nothing.
Biden has had some gaffes while speaking but nothing the dumb fuck ramblings of trump where he says nothing, for minutes at a time, and doesn't come close to addressing any actual issues, questions, or anything. Just dumb fuck ramblings he thinks sounds good. Constantly. Throw a dart at a board covered in trump speeches and him speaking publicly and you will find shit like this in every single one.
A partisan campaign professional would say that a dill pickle could get 40% of the US ~~cute~~ vote if it were pro-life and pro-gun.
He knew that, which is why he switched parties and positions.
i think because that's what their own internal voice sounds like
All they heard was "Vote for me and it is ok to be a racist again".
Make America Racist Again
After reading this, I wish I couldn't.
I think I blacked out half way through this.
I think HE blacked out halfway through it!
Is there a vid of this?
What's disturbing about this is that he has enough charisma to make it work. He's a dumbass who's rambling and making no coherent point, but he makes it work, and that crowd is *wrapped* around that finger.
Seems like hes on his way to making a point he just literally can't stop himself from side-tracking every other sentence. He doesn't have a filter if he thinks it it comes out of his mouth which is why Trump's speech is so stream of consciousness like.
I think its also why in text his speeches seem 100% incoherent but actually hearing him you can kinda see where hes going. We're use to filtering other peoples speech to best understand their points but when you read something you're not expecting to have to filter out the bullshit.
He makes it work for idiots. You’d have to be a complete idiot to hear that and think “this guy is qualified for something beyond mindless, manual labor.”
81 million people believe this is the best direction for the United States and the world. 81 million people.
81,000,000 adult humans hear speech like the above and say “yeah, that’s gonna be my guy this time.”
[81 million people voted for Biden,](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020_United_States_presidential_election) not ronald dump.
I stand corrected; however, I don’t think 74 million changes the overall point.
I followed all the dumb shit trump said as president pretty closely and it still surprises me when I hear some drivel like this
It's just...it is just always worse than you remember. And this was the man so many people chose to WORSHIP.
They still worship him.
So I listened with no sound at first. What a difference lol
I listened with sound but still had to rewatch it because the first time I was just busy deciding whether the speech was real or not.
What did you deduce? I admit I've never heard it before but it sounds like something he'd say lmao
oh i meant to post this here, sorry.
You know, in any other timeline, I would have immediately assumed this was a deepfake of some kind. Then I heard the cameras clicking, and I thought, huh, that's a surprising level of detail, and now I see it, and I'm reminded I still haven't awoken from this timeline yet.
Here it is in practice complete with a wink to Trump
"Isn't it wonderful we allow protesting." LOL.
4 or 5 steps away from: I got elected President. Why do we need to have another election. I was chosen. I won. Opposition to our sitting Government sure sounds like tyranny to me.
Yeah it's a bizarre thing to say. Like "congratulations citizen, we will magnanimously allow you to participate in sanctioned protests".
Omfg…I’m so glad it’s over
You know there's another election coming, right? And after that his kids are gonna start running for shit. It'll never be over. They're like covid but in human form.
Well I had to think of the "they just killed us" speech and decided this is 100% real.
It's still hard to believe such a fucking idiot was president and even harder to believe 70+ million people admire such a fucking idiot.
That asshole looked for any and every place he could possibly sow division, and then did. (Corrupt) Cops v citizen. Athletes v fans. Doctors v stupid dumbasses. That’s why he had so many supporters, he made everything us v them. People “couldn’t afford to not support him”.
> sew division
Should be "sow division". Just FYI for the future. No hate.
There are a lot of stupid people in the US of A.
Oh it's real. I remember him saying this. It was during the George Floyd protest there were rumors of protesters throwing cans of soup at cops. I have no idea if they were ever substantiated but it sounds plausible because you know if you get caught you can just say "this is soup for my family."
I hang out with a lot of punks and anarchists and "soup for my family" is absolutely a running joke at this point, and I live in Canada. You literally cannot say the word soup with someone saying "for my family".
I have long lamented to my friends that because every single day of Trump's insane presidency was absolutely jam-packed with insane/hilarious shit he said and did that it's going to fade into memory and we're going to forget a lot of the funniest shit. We're losing our best Trumps. Like, does anyone remember after the Parkland shooting when he said he would have gone into the high school during the shooting even if he didn't have a gun?
I'm at bus watching with no sound.... Lol I'll try again when I get home with sound.
It will make sense i promise!
Well the actions will make sense. Not the words.
The version with sound makes more sense, but the version without sound is peak teenage girl shenanigans. I think, since I am not and have never been a teenage girl. But that's the vibe I got.
How do you **listen** with no sound?
Yes the sound is chefs kiss to this 😂
How is it "chefs kiss". The sound is literally the joke.
I feel like so many people on the internet don't even realize what they're saying anymore, they're just on autopilot, repeating the phrase of the month.
I need “soup is worse than a brick because it has force” as a T-shirt
I felt like I was listening to the sequel to “drinking out of cups like a bitch”.
Not my soup not my problem, that's what I say
Get a load of this guy. Mr soup hands. Get real!
fucking spaghettios in the corner going crraazzzy
This guy thinks he’s Captain Clam Chowder? He thinks he’s Captain Clam Chowder, when everyone needs some clams chowdered they go to him - BULLSHIT. Bullshit.
Stupid bricks. Stupid liberals. Canned soup rules. You don't like the canned soup, you suck!
Mr. Walk Down Me, I’m the walkway…
Lead me to the building — fuck you!
5, 6, 4, 3
I love soup. I love things with soup labels on them. Like purses and towels. So cute
soup is worse than a brick
it is known
Because If there is one thing that bricks are known for it's the fact that they just can't be thrown
Then why tf are we not building skyscrapers out of cream of celery?
That is the part that sent me. I'd definitely buy a hoodie with this on it.
use the soup, luke
Already on [redbubble ](https://www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Worse-Than-A-Brick-Soup-Can-Sticker-by-paintedlife/56585768.WFLAH?country_code=US&gclid=CjwKCAjw7rWKBhAtEiwAJ3CWLB57-qFNczvW0Kv1AripvEGFmeiryU7bHhrwruksBxcmbHrC6aSWpxoCn2MQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds)
i’d buy one if it didn’t have his face on it
I wish I was well enough off to be able to wear a different inane trump quote every day. “Maybe the wettest we’ve ever seen from the standpoint of water” type stuff.
*This is soup for my family*
No, *[this is soup for my family!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UngAWpBatzM)*
That's when I knew what The Rock was cooking. Soup!
Now I have a question. The video or the audio from the TikTok. Which came first? Which is citing the other?
...the egg or the chicken?
the protester specifically brought the soup to reference trumps rant
that's why he winks at the camera.
I didn't know it was Trump talking (my excuse is that I'm not American), but *holy shit* he sounds so ridiculous (politics aside).
I thought it was a random white dude in his 50s mildly overweight filming (badly) his forehead with his phone in a truck.
I kind of guessed that was the reason of the wink but I thought "who the fuck makes up shit like this", and thought maybe it was just a joke.
> it was a random white dude in his mid-70s ~~mildly~~definitively overweight filming (badly) his forehead with his phone in a truck.
Holy *fuck* Trump is old as *shit*
I have no conception of age whatsoever apparently
Whether Biden, Trump or Bernie won the presidency, they all would have been the oldest US president ever.
I'm still blown away that half of your country voted for this moron
Whats super funny is that Trump got 46% of the popular vote Compared to Clinton's 48% (oh and something like 55% of the eligible population voted)
Less than half of registered voters, definitely not half the country. 61,943,670 voted for Trump in 2016.
Population of America is roughly 328,200,000, so 61,943,670/328,200,000 means only 19% of Americans voted for that clown. It also highlights how important it is to get people registered to vote and to take it seriously.
Went to k-8 with that dude. He’s a community legend as much as he is an internet legend
He’s hot af too
a national hero
I really enjoyed the well-timed shakes of the can with the camera shutter sounds.
*Hurts more than a brick because it has force*
Is there anything that he actually understands or is it just stupid all the way down?
WHY WOULD IT BE SOUP?! Why not a can of coke, or a can of beans, or a can of vegetables? WHY SOUP?
Because it's the perfect size. Didn't you listen?
It's got force! How the fuck does /u/magicC not know this?
I remember during the 2017 national jamboree for Scouts they had Trump come in to give a speech at the Summit Bechtel Reserve. There was a list of prohibited items before we could go and one of things that was listed I will never forget.
What’s a non projectile fruit? Like a watermelon? Aren’t all fruits non projectile until they’re thrown? “I’m sorry officer I meant to grab my eatin fruit not my throwin fruit”
Depends, if you're the size of Halfthor Bjornssen a watermelon is just like a big apple.
So could a tiny person bring in a watermelon to eat but then hand it to a bigger guy to throw and not get in trouble?
I found a loophole for this 2017 national scout jamboree, everyone bring your strongmen, people with dwarfism, and watermelons
No a watermelon isn't as good because it doesn't have force.
What about a pointed stick?
Next you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him 'elpless.
[It was a run by fruiting!](https://imgur.com/lB0MKBi)
If this speech has taught us one thing, it's that Trump thinks that people during a riot will bring their own specialised projectiles. At no point has he put 2 and 2 together and figured out that people will literally throw anything that's not nailed down and is light enough.
Normally during any protest, riot, or unrest, people just throw whatever is in the trash cans, whatever is lying on the street, and if that fails they will even break open the street and start throwing that instead.
But in his mind, "the anarchists" will come up with convoluted spec-ops sollutions and covert cans of soup. Thus, his solution is to ban something he thinks is the primary danger, projectile fruits, and completely ignoring the fact that someone might as well yeet a fucking chair at his head if they really wanted to pelt him.
He’s seen Mrs. Doubtfire— great movie, really great, funny movie— but this movie has shown that run-by fruitings are dangerous—very dangerous, a threat to America, the fruit-throwing liberals— so fruits, especially of the citrus variety— they’re heavy, they have lots of juice, the force of the juice can be dangerous— are banned.
a run-by-fruity if you will
There's only soup
What do you mean there’s *only* soup?
I MEAN THERE'S ONLY SOUP
WHERE ARE YOU??
I'M AT SOUP
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE "AT SOUP"?
I MEAN I'M AT SOUP
WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN??
IM AT THE SOUP STORE!!
WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
Is pink hair girl the "built different" girl? The one who crushed the egg in the crook of her elbow and made the funniest weirdest sound?
Yeah im almost postive its her. That im built different video cracks me up.
Drop the link don’t be shy
I love the commitment that the girl in the blue shirt had when throwing that can of soup. She was ready to just hurl that thing
The kids are alright
She's also the same genius that brought us [this](https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMRsgujC1/)
That scream is gold.
Her humor is ascended
Oh my God The delivery on that last line f****** killed me holy s***
yes they are but also uhhh Arin’s an adult 😂 she’s made multiple videos about people mistaking her for a kid tho, common misconception
It was a year old yesterday!! (9/23/21) i think about this video often
Real question…where tf am I supposed to get a brick in the middle of a riot? Home Depot is like 20 mins away from downtown.
Smash brick pavements up near/where you are rioting.
Okay…so…Step #1 - walk around with a sledge hammer inconspicuously
Well if your in a riot throwing bricks you don't have to do anything inconspicuously really... its a riot.
Lol never underestimate how easy it is to disassemble things when you have a lot of motivated people. At Stonewall folks were using parking meters as battering rams.
Someone from the Soros Foundation should’ve provided you with the bricks when they briefed you on the location of the riot and the “soup for my family” script.
Bricks would be a waste though, they’re useless. First of all, you can’t throw a brick. Not sure why but you just can’t. Secondly, soup has more force than a brick so its always better to use soup.
But the city officials said that the pallet of bricks dropped off in the middle of downtown (the night before the riot) by the muscular tattooed guy with the crew cut, blue jeans, white tshirt and black oakleys…were for construction not to help the riot turn violent.
This. It was amazing how there were just pallets of bricks in cities suddenly.
No problem, just look for the big piles of bricks conveniently left at protest sites by agent provocateurs like happened in cities all around the country last year.
The city - No no…those pallets of bricks were for construction sites.
Me looking around for anyone building with brick in the past 40 years - Ok
It doesn't matter. Bricks are too heavy. Don't you know?
Soup has force, so it’s clearly better.
When you are old as fuck and eat nothing but McDonald’s, a brick probably is hard to lift.
Lmao at imagining you just waiting in the check out aisle at Home Depot with a single brick for a riot
In a lot of cases these bricks are simply turning up conveniently where a protest is going to happen.
Of course the police aren't planting them, that would be absurd, but someone is!
Oh boy. I didn’t realize how much I had enjoyed not hearing that dumbass speak.
Do you know what Trump is doing right now?
Me neither, it’s great.
Thanks for allowing me to appreciate this realization. The world is better than I thought.
Check out trumps response to this tiktok https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
Fall for it every time. Always laugh.
It never gets old!
I had to click just to enjoy seeing suspended again.
The new rick roll, and I love it !
I kinda miss the wild things he said on Twitter. We got a little taste of it back in May when he called that Kentucky derby horse a "Junkie". Just fucking hilarious
Damn, trumps standup special isn’t funny
It’s kinda funny
When I think of this being funny I can imagine drunk Italians sitting at the table late at night complaining about politics. Just reminds me of my grandpa trying to explain something, but using something else completely different as an example. And that is this Trump trying to be funny.
Some of my favorite videos lmfao
I enjoyed this video with sound and without. It looks like wholesome friendship.
This made me laugh so hard.
Sounds like a Drunk History Episode
Someone ask Trump what’s heavier: a ton of bricks or a ton of soup?
Does the soup have force?
That's cheating, look at how much more soup there is.
I don’t miss the orange potato
In an alternate universe this bitch ass decided to become a stand up comedian and humanity thrived as we came together to answer life's greatest mystery: is it an act or is he seriously this stupid?
I want to go to there
Come on. Yes, grandpa should not drive the car or be outside alone, but the soup speech is a classic!
My god, Trump is so fucking stupid.
I’m just out getting soup for my family during this riot, it’s just a big coincidence… 🤷♂️
Wait why is the grocery store closed?! I need soup ~~to throw at cops~~ for my family!
The old “soup for my family” trick. Not my first rodeo
I really don't listen to Trump surreal very often, but holy hell he is an absolute dumbass.
Bricks are super heavy when you have tiny hands
Does this fucking loser ever listen to himself talk? Holy hell
This is a textbook example of him riffing. He makes this shite up as he goes along. Someone probably said something about protesters throwing canned food and he made the rest of this shite up. His acolytes eat this up ....like soup.