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1940 - cow milkers

1940 - cow milkers

mtmntmike

Man, the 1940s were wild.


Yarxing

They wore them the other way around in the 20's, that's why it was called the roaring twenties.


cingerix

LMFAO


Stressed_Member

Dickbutt


PoliteSummer

Dickbutt, saviour of cowmilkers knees


goldoChirac

I fell on it doctor


GhettoFabio

One in a million shot doc!


iamrdux

Fusilli Jerry. “Because you’re silly!”


tgunz47

ASS MAN


Chop_til_you_Drop

"Fell"


Willie_Phisterbum

Lmao u joke, but my mom's a surgical nurse and they had an inmate come in one day with a shaving cream can stuck in has ass that needed surgically removed. He said he fell on it in the shower.....


flowercup

Okay but hear me out, why not make it have three legs? You’re going through all the trouble of making a custom stool and securing it to your body, why not make it a little more comfortable?


MechanicalMan64

Your legs provide the other two legs. Designing that way allows leaning.


redrumWinsNational

This is the most practical way when milking in the field, you sit and lean your head into cow just in front of her back leg


clearliquidclearjar

They're still commonly sold. It's not a custom thing.


Chop_til_you_Drop

But they are specialized for milking...


clearliquidclearjar

Yes, but they're not a custom item made by those guys. You go down to the feed store and buy one.


Chop_til_you_Drop

My bad. This was cross-posted to specialized tools, and I was answering in that frame of mind. You are correct in your answer to the poster above.


clearliquidclearjar

Gotchya. And now I'm going to check out that sub.


tropicbrownthunder

well yeah a specialized tool but not a custom one


ebbourg

So they say.


UserM16

The muddy and poopy ground is totally uneven. This is much better to sit level on.


PANCHOSforFREE

I don’t know if it’s true or not, but one time I went on a field trip to a farm and they showed us this one legged cow milking seat. The farmer told us that a seat like this was great in case the cow fell over or for some reason started walking sideways onto the person milking it. All the person had to do is spin 180 degrees and could quickly stand up and move away, taking the seat with them (tied to them), possibly avoiding injury from the cow tipping over, or stomping on them. As well as leaving the ground clear for the cows safety.


colinstalter

[They still make them like this](https://www.lehmans.com/product/one-leg-milking-stool?shopping&gclid=Cj0KCQjw6s2IBhCnARIsAP8RfAj32KaarQpKNYhURLZJRejpXx6hNlJRdkn5CS61K-LxORdXEghKXPgaAsVuEALw_wcB)


Howie_Dictor

It’s shaped the same on both sides. That’s how it stays in place.


lo_fi_ho

I'm confused, who is getting pegged here?


ooOJuicyOoo

Earth chan


tropicbrownthunder

another two farmers that do not have this kind of strapons it's like inverse passives


Pinche_Flojo

What are you doing, step-cow milker?


aliaenorr

I’m taking your phone 😭


[deleted]

An old farmer i worked for as a kid had one of these.. I thought it was funny till the end of milking and my knees were beat from squatting all evening, and he was just fine..


Orangepandafur

They look like bees


CurlSagan

Does having a giant mushroom stuck to your ass somehow help you milk cows better, or is that just something you do for fun?


rando4724

>Does having a giant mushroom stuck to your ass somehow help you milk cows better It's for sitting on, and is strapped on (😏) for ease of moving more quickly from one cow to another, so yeah, it probably does (plus, they most likely wouldn't be using it if it didn't!).


wananah

Did anybody suggest maybe using a chair as opposed to some sort of back ass sodomy machine?


Victor___

Actually that is a chair with just 1 leg. Using a classic 4 legged chair means of having your hands occupied with moving the chair, then moving the bucket, then putting everything in position (cows move around) then start milking. But like this he has just to position himself with the bucket and simply sit.


wananah

Alright how about this: A chair with wheels


clearliquidclearjar

Never been in a barnyard, huh?


redrumWinsNational

Guess he meant AWD


clearliquidclearjar

Introduce that and ten years later we're watching all terrain milking stool races on ESPN 8.


Santuccc

the ocho


wananah

I'm more of a railyard guy myself


rando4724

> is strapped on (😏) for ease of moving more quickly from one cow to another And like the other person added already - if you have a regular chair (or small stool, which is much more likely to be used for milking cows), you have to bend down, lift it up, and move it along each time you move to the next cow. Having it attached and there, ready to be sat on when you squat down to reach the udders, is probably just more convenient and/or efficient.


nien9gag

why not give it at least 3 legs.


rando4724

Easier to manoeuvre/balance on? Saves on materials? Fewer legs to accidentally bump in to your co workers/cows with? I honestly have no idea, but this isn't an unusual concept, look up 'single leg milking stool' and you'll see loads of examples.


ladysamsonitte

One of the other commenters said it was so you can lean as needed during milking


meelakie

Did you know those were symmetrical?


VagabondRommel

Ohhhhh its used like a stool ok I understand now. I thought it was somehow used for... stimulation for one reason or another.


Tsain94

I think they have those on backwards.


Wbino

Truth be told there isn't a cow within 50 miles of these guys.....


converter-bot

50 miles is 80.47 km


Wbino

That's what she said.


SaltMineSpelunker

I’m wearing something similar right now.


RancidHorseJizz

You're wearing the strap-on wrong again.


SaltMineSpelunker

You peg your way and let me peg mine!


No-Comedian-4499

We can peg in middle neath that old southern line


SaltMineSpelunker

If that aint a Waylon Jennings lyric!


ze-sla

40s? my dad uses It today, but it's custom made from wood.


mantisboxer

The original ass hats.


aChildofChaos

Turn them around and they’re gonna be having a good time


Potato-Grouper

You're trying to get the wrong type of milk


CattleProd333

"Alex...I'll take 'anal bum cover' for $200."


Willie_Phisterbum

"Alex.... I'll take anal sword fight for 400"


thelxinoes

uhhh… someone please explain?


paperwaller

It's a portable stool the sit on for going from cow to cow.


thelxinoes

So you crouch down and lean back?


laffy_man

Are you sure these aren’t on backwards somehow I felt more confident before


saundersmarcelo

Someone should tell them they have them on backwards


frieswithnietzsche

That's how you fuck two chicks simultaneously