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"ehm actually, if government promised pizza, you wouldn't get pizza, get owned 🤓🤓"

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llfoso

*shows picture of pizza from a private company*


jawshoeaw

This is it in a nutshell. Every single example of “government waste” is somehow less embarrassing than private corporations attempting the same task. Which shouldn’t be surprising. The goal of private enterprise is to make as much money as possible and anything that gets in the way is steamrolled. Government’s goal is to make no money and to provide a service. Huh.


BartimaeAce

This is exactly like all those memes that say " wealth distribution under Communism" and then show a picture of luxury apartments next to slums that was taken in a real-world capitalist country


Valexmia

Where have you seen wealth distributed nicely in communism?


Still_Slifering

Have you seen communism?


Valexmia

No, Exactly its a fairy tale😂 it goes against human nature


Still_Slifering

No it plays into human nature when it’s not destroyed by the cia


Valexmia

It plays into human nature better compared to what?


Still_Slifering

Capitalism


Valexmia

Okay and at what cost? And show me some hard evidence i will gladly look at it. Also why downvote me? Thats just petty.


Still_Slifering

I didn’t downvote anything


calamitymagnum

If government offered pizza *Shows private company scamming you instead*


Apoordm

Wants to own public works, shows the result of private companies.


TheRealEvanG

*This free pizza isn't up to my minimum standard of free pizza, therefore the government is bad.* Just absolutely reeks of privilege. I'd rather have a free chesse pizza than go bankrupt paying for pepperoni.


TeaAndAche

They’d give the best, most expensive pizza to all of the billionaires and make us pay for it.


BartimaeAce

"Don't worry. That pizza will trickle down to you when they use the toilet."


BootyliciousURD

But… that pizza was made by capitalists


LoquatCompetitive288

I think the guy is an anarchocapitalist


IPressB

That's still pizza tho


thatquietkid

If Socialism Was A Beer


jerryoc923

Capitalism but like it’s actually communism!


Mrhorrendous

Yet another example of "let me express my fear of socialism by showing you an example of what capitalism does".


ShoppingUnique1383

I don’t even like pepperoni so this is a win for me


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EcksRidgehead

Just for clarity, what do you think he was trying to do?


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EcksRidgehead

To what purpose, though? Using pizza as the analogy, what do you think their argument is here?


Violet_Nightshade

Starve The Beast.


Weltraumbaer

Red and yellow. I always thought people are Ancap for the meme. Motherfucker. The Government gives you shitty Pizza you can at least eat. In Ancapistan they would booby trap the packaging and the Pizza isn't Pizza, it's artificially flavoured cardboard with cyanide sprinkled all over it; they do this to kill you because they have a side hustle as contract killers.


notaBloodcultcultist

anti government meme sounds anarchist pilled


LoquatCompetitive288

I think he is anarchocapitalist, look at the flag behind the capybara


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