Or a temporary queen until the real queen returns. Masha would be her knight. On that note, how would you address a non-binary knight as? Masha’s not a sir or ~~lady~~ dame after all.
it is ,,,in german the word Lehnsherr comes to mind Lehns from an old word meaning to rent as in the king rents you this land in his name
and Herr means Mister in Modern day but originally meant something like Master ... but another word for Army is also Heer
Liege and Lehn probably have the same chaotic medieval origin here
>Masha’s not a sir or lady after all.
FYI, the title for a woman knight is "dame," the title "lady" indicates a landed noble.
Also, sir/lord and dame/lady can be combined.
E.g. Lady Dame Honor Stephanie Alexander-Harrington, [PMV](https://honorverse.fandom.com/wiki/Parliamentary_Medal_of_Valor), [SG](https://honorverse.fandom.com/wiki/Star_of_Grayson), [GCR](https://honorverse.fandom.com/wiki/Order_of_King_Roger), [MC*](https://honorverse.fandom.com/wiki/Manticore_Cross), [SC](https://honorverse.fandom.com/wiki/Sphinx_Cross), [OG](https://honorverse.fandom.com/wiki/Order_of_Gallantry), [DSO*](https://honorverse.fandom.com/wiki/Distinguished_Service_Order), [CGM**](https://honorverse.fandom.com/wiki/Conspicuous_Gallantry_Medal), [Steadholder Harrington](https://honorverse.fandom.com/wiki/Harrington_Steading), [Duchess Harrington](https://honorverse.fandom.com/wiki/Duchy_of_Harrington), [Countess White Have](https://honorverse.fandom.com/wiki/Earldom_of_White_Haven).
as either Sir or Sire since its a title ....i assume so at least .... i am not too sure on this ...could be wrong
i know Lords, Lady's and Dames are also terms... but those usually do not count for the **lower nobles** like knights ..... but there is also stuff like footman or "Man at Arms" where Sergeant is a rank but those are usually not knights
i know some Military's today are addressing Female officers as Sir because of it just being a rank name but it seems to vary a lot from country to country
especially since Europe has like at least 30 main languages
Masha and Vee would have their own empire/kingdom. Now that I think about, they already do since the original queen and the rest, save for Vee, left so there you go.
Dragons are probably beautiful creatures to the Boiling Isles, so I doubt Willow or Hunter would need to slay them to save the other.
Willow and Hunter would slay a giraffe instead...or just delay it long enough for them to escape it. I don't know if witches can actually defeat giraffes in battle.
Let me Tell you.
Hunter would win now he is Experienced with Pailsman staffs along with his Experience as Golden Guard.
Hunter was basically a Knight anyways.
according to a cursory google search:
- mounted warrior (he’s pretty good at Flyer Derby)
- an elite fighter for a lord
- born of nobility
- chivalrous (debatable)
yep, checks out. He’s a Golden Knight!
Now I want to see a u/makmark comic of King and Hunter, as King just continues to grant him more and more titles and Hunter collapses under trying to do all their perceived "duties".
Gus: Oooh!
Hunter: No no no, "argh" at the back of the throat.
Gus: No, "oooh" as in surprise and alarm.
Willow: Oh, you mean something like "Aah".
Gus: Yes that's right. AAH! *points*
Luz: Ah!
Amity: By Titan!
Hooty: HELLO!
Lore about Philip Wittebane and how he became the Emperor of the isles: “I sleep”
Lore about the golden guard taking a piss behind a tree: “Real Shit?”
One of the main characters of the manga/anime series Spy x Family, who's known for making a LOT of meme-worthy faces in the series. The smug face is the most well-known.
\*A few years later\*
Marriage officiator \*standing between Luz and Amity\*: "And if any of you object to this union, speak now and forever hold your peace..."
Hunter: \*stands up with an evil grin\*
Amity: "Don't you dare, Hunter!"
Hunter: \*pulls out a certificate of "Knight of the Annoying Big Brother."\*
I remember watching the TTT clip of Hunter kneeling to Camilla, and just thinking about how sad it was that he felt he had to bow to a parental figure.
Hunter: Nope, as Crown Prince (*gracias mamá*) of this Kingdom I grant you your own title. \*hands over fancy paper certificate\*
Luz: \*reads\* I'm the Knight of...'Peace'?
Hunter: \*nods\* Yep. \*grins\* The 'Good Human Luzura, Knight of Peace'.
Luz: Thanks Hunter. \*hugs paper\*
*Hunter runs to the door*
Luz: "Halt! The Knight of front doors forbids you to pass!"
*Hunter runs to the back door*
Gus: "Halt! The Knight of back doors forbids you to pass!"
*Hunter runs to the windows*
Vee: "The Knight of windows forbids you-"
Hunter: "OH, COME ON!!"
*Hunter finally gets out*
Willow: "The Queen of the woods requires tribute to go, a kiss will do-
Hunter: *gives her a passionate kiss that makes Willow faint red faced*
*later in the kitchen*
Willow: Hunter, why is Amity standing right outside the ba-
Hunter: *takes Willow’s hand and kisses the back of it* greetings mi’lady.
Willow: 😳
*What if Willow went*
*To the kitchen or Luz went*
*To the bathroom though?*
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While amusing, I think this is one where Mark kinda misses the mark just a bit because Camila already told Hunter to "never do that again" (the bowing/grovelling thing) on the first night he stayed in the Noceda house, so it's a bit out of character for him to ignore that request.
And now the House is a Medieval Battleground woth Amity and Hunter Jousting.
Luz and Willow are the princesses and Gus is the jester.
Vee is the Court lady.
Or a temporary queen until the real queen returns. Masha would be her knight. On that note, how would you address a non-binary knight as? Masha’s not a sir or ~~lady~~ dame after all.
Their Excellency or the Honorable Masha.
And Camila is their queen
Queen regnant.
Queen regante.
No, it will be Queen Camila, by the Grace of God, of the Noceda residence, Head of the Hex Squad, Defender of her Children
One that I've seen some use is Sai, like the weapon.
Sai Masha… I like that.
Sai Masha that also uses Sais like Raphael.
"Liege", as in "my liege"
But isn’t liege for kings, queens, etc.?
it is ,,,in german the word Lehnsherr comes to mind Lehns from an old word meaning to rent as in the king rents you this land in his name and Herr means Mister in Modern day but originally meant something like Master ... but another word for Army is also Heer Liege and Lehn probably have the same chaotic medieval origin here
"Sir" was originally gender neutral, but I get why you ask
>Masha’s not a sir or lady after all. FYI, the title for a woman knight is "dame," the title "lady" indicates a landed noble. Also, sir/lord and dame/lady can be combined. E.g. Lady Dame Honor Stephanie Alexander-Harrington, [PMV](https://honorverse.fandom.com/wiki/Parliamentary_Medal_of_Valor), [SG](https://honorverse.fandom.com/wiki/Star_of_Grayson), [GCR](https://honorverse.fandom.com/wiki/Order_of_King_Roger), [MC*](https://honorverse.fandom.com/wiki/Manticore_Cross), [SC](https://honorverse.fandom.com/wiki/Sphinx_Cross), [OG](https://honorverse.fandom.com/wiki/Order_of_Gallantry), [DSO*](https://honorverse.fandom.com/wiki/Distinguished_Service_Order), [CGM**](https://honorverse.fandom.com/wiki/Conspicuous_Gallantry_Medal), [Steadholder Harrington](https://honorverse.fandom.com/wiki/Harrington_Steading), [Duchess Harrington](https://honorverse.fandom.com/wiki/Duchy_of_Harrington), [Countess White Have](https://honorverse.fandom.com/wiki/Earldom_of_White_Haven).
Ohhh… I understand. In that case, would Willow be a lady or a dame? … Oh who am I kidding? She’d be a dame. No doubt.
lady is the feminine version of a lord, dame is the feminine version of a knight, and sir was until the 18th century i believe gender neutral
as either Sir or Sire since its a title ....i assume so at least .... i am not too sure on this ...could be wrong i know Lords, Lady's and Dames are also terms... but those usually do not count for the **lower nobles** like knights ..... but there is also stuff like footman or "Man at Arms" where Sergeant is a rank but those are usually not knights i know some Military's today are addressing Female officers as Sir because of it just being a rank name but it seems to vary a lot from country to country especially since Europe has like at least 30 main languages
Yeah, but Willow’s not the cliché damsel in distress kind of princess.
Willow is the princess that saves the knight.
And Slays the Dragon or Muck Monster in Belos's case.
Who would Vee be?
Vee is the Adopted Daughter of the Royal Family. It happned alot in Roman and Byzantine history.
If Masha were to get in on this medieval thing and be a knight for Vee, how would you refer to them?
Their Excellency Masha and Her Royal Highness Vee Noceda.
Masha and Vee would have their own empire/kingdom. Now that I think about, they already do since the original queen and the rest, save for Vee, left so there you go.
Vee's the god dam dragon!
Dragons are probably beautiful creatures to the Boiling Isles, so I doubt Willow or Hunter would need to slay them to save the other. Willow and Hunter would slay a giraffe instead...or just delay it long enough for them to escape it. I don't know if witches can actually defeat giraffes in battle.
Dragons like Kikomora’s dragon? The one that had hands for a mouth?
Hands for... everything.
The point is I don’t think “beauty” is the right word.
Exactly. But I think she would still allow some chivalry from her knight though.
Just because she saves the day doesn't mean the knight can't hold the door open or carry her bag... Yeah, she's gonna demote the knight to a squire.
that would be interesting to witness, considering they both fight with and ride their staff.
Let me Tell you. Hunter would win now he is Experienced with Pailsman staffs along with his Experience as Golden Guard. Hunter was basically a Knight anyways.
according to a cursory google search: - mounted warrior (he’s pretty good at Flyer Derby) - an elite fighter for a lord - born of nobility - chivalrous (debatable) yep, checks out. He’s a Golden Knight!
Exactly. Hunter is pretty much the most experienced and Dangerous in a straight fight among them.
Hunter is exactly the kind of person who would take pretend titles super seriously. None shall dare usurp the delicate balance of his domain!
Well he was Golden Guard. Hunter was Practically Belos's Knight and Right Hand man.
Now I want to see a u/makmark comic of King and Hunter, as King just continues to grant him more and more titles and Hunter collapses under trying to do all their perceived "duties".
Amity too with the "Good Student" title from Hexside.
Hunter Wittebane and the Holy Grail
We are the Scouts who say NI.
Pretty sure the Olms already have that covered.
An African Olm or European Olm?
I... Don't know that. Ahhhhhhhh! And off the bridge I go.
Amphibianese
Fair enough.
"There are some who call me...Steve."
"Greetings, O Steve!"
"Greetings, Monarch Simon/Simone!"
\*STABBED\* Hunter: tis but a flesh wound
Your arm's off!
I've had worse.
YOU LIAR!
I think of it more as Hunter Wittebane and the Holy Crap I Have to Pee!
Then he gets stopped by the knights who say NI! "We say NI! to you if you do not appease us."
Gus: Oooh! Hunter: No no no, "argh" at the back of the throat. Gus: No, "oooh" as in surprise and alarm. Willow: Oh, you mean something like "Aah". Gus: Yes that's right. AAH! *points* Luz: Ah! Amity: By Titan! Hooty: HELLO!
"Strange old men wearing a deer mask and distributing sigils is no basis for a system of government."
The Holy Griddle?
Such an act deserves a Spanking.
He's Hunter Noceda
r/unexpectedmontypython
Hunter is king? I didn't elect him!
*Jokes on you, I’ll just do it in the woods.* LMAO
He probally is more comfortable doing it there due to his missions as the Golden Guard.
D e e p e s t L o r e
Lore about Philip Wittebane and how he became the Emperor of the isles: “I sleep” Lore about the golden guard taking a piss behind a tree: “Real Shit?”
Comes with his outdoor survival training
Truly the obstacle of gender equality
Nothing is stoping either side other then comfort tbh
I mean, there's pee funnels designed to let the AFAB population pee standing up...
Where do you think wolves go?
He goes pee on the woods, and meets with belos while he’s peeing
I just realized Amity made Anya's smug face
She did, didn’t she?🤣
I'm glad other people noticed it. 😊
Who's Anya?
One of the main characters of the manga/anime series Spy x Family, who's known for making a LOT of meme-worthy faces in the series. The smug face is the most well-known.
Never read/seen Spy X Family.
You should do both. They're both excellent.
I am going to probably read it.
Definitely watch, but I've heard reading is good too. Short, wholesome, and enjoyable.
\*A few years later\* Marriage officiator \*standing between Luz and Amity\*: "And if any of you object to this union, speak now and forever hold your peace..." Hunter: \*stands up with an evil grin\* Amity: "Don't you dare, Hunter!" Hunter: \*pulls out a certificate of "Knight of the Annoying Big Brother."\*
Hunter asserting his protectiveness as Honorary Older Brother just to troll Amity is hilarious.
Who’s knight of the washroom then?
Gus or Vee. Willow is the Knight of the Backyard.
Gus
Me
Make hunter knight of the wind instead *Oh wait thats sonic*
Sir Hunter Wittebane, Loyal knight of House Noceda
Formerly one of the Golden Guards of the Empire of the Boiling Isles.
I remember watching the TTT clip of Hunter kneeling to Camilla, and just thinking about how sad it was that he felt he had to bow to a parental figure.
Amity: Only Luz, Willow, Gus, Vee, Camila and I may use the bathroom. Hunter: Woods aren't so bad.
With his life with Belos. Its safe to say that he did his buisness outdoors alot.
He just had to get a basic survival guide for the human realm to know what plants to use...
Or just get Willow's advice.
What would Willow know about human realm plants?
I would see her getting Interested in Earth's Flora.
[удалено]
I like this a lot
Hunter gangsta till he sees Willow the 'Knight of the Garden"
Nah. He would be proud of her for that.
Willow: "I’m the knight of the garden! " Gus: "I’m the knight of the TV!" Vee: "I’m the knight of the living room!" Luz: "I’m… Luz."
Hunter: Nope, as Crown Prince (*gracias mamá*) of this Kingdom I grant you your own title. \*hands over fancy paper certificate\* Luz: \*reads\* I'm the Knight of...'Peace'? Hunter: \*nods\* Yep. \*grins\* The 'Good Human Luzura, Knight of Peace'. Luz: Thanks Hunter. \*hugs paper\*
These two are acting more like trolls than knights
I mean, historically speaking....
Knights were not the most moral people at all. No matter what Chivarly said
Kind of my point, sweetie.
Oh. I though you mean Amity and Hunter as Internet Trolls.
Same can be said about Samurais "I just got this beautiful katana! I am going to slice a random farmer in half to test it"
Hunter: I'm five seconds away from drop kicking you into that door, Blight.
You forget Amity, he's a trained soldier. He can live without amenities. You, on the other hand.
Fax, Amity couldn't survive a day out in the wild
*Hunter runs to the door* Luz: "Halt! The Knight of front doors forbids you to pass!" *Hunter runs to the back door* Gus: "Halt! The Knight of back doors forbids you to pass!" *Hunter runs to the windows* Vee: "The Knight of windows forbids you-" Hunter: "OH, COME ON!!"
Gus: The Knight of the Back Do- Hunter: \*gently picks him up, plants him on the counter top, and walks out\* Gus: ...dangit.
Willow: *Holds up "Garden Guardian" sign.* HALT!
Hunter: Nope! \*wraps hands around her waist, picks her up, spins her around, puts her down, bows, and runs off.\* Willow: Oh, wow. Dancing.
Nothing says that He could not use the Attic Window to acess the roof. Which is not part of of Vee's domain.
**Masha:** Halt! The Knight of the Attic Window forbids you! **Hunter:** YOU DON'T EVEN LIVE HERE!!!
That's what the Attic Paladin Palismens are for. Hunter: "FLAPJACK YOU TRAITOR!"
Chimmy. Last Resort.
*Hunter finally gets out* Willow: "The Queen of the woods requires tribute to go, a kiss will do- Hunter: *gives her a passionate kiss that makes Willow faint red faced*
A kiss? Nonono. A full on Make out.
If Vee can jump of a window and do a flip, so can Hunter
Or better yet. Fly.
right, his palisman. "I believe I can fly"
This Takes place before Thanks to them.
I'm aware. Your point exactly?
Oh sorry. I thought you meant that this took place after Thnaks to them. Not that Hunter flies using Falpjack.
The Noceda household has officially become Game of Thrones.
Nah. It became the HRE. Or the Byzantine Court.
Hunter is slowly turning into a wolf.
A wolf of the knight.
You've heard of Cat-mity, may I now introduce you to, Anya-mity
*later in the kitchen* Willow: Hunter, why is Amity standing right outside the ba- Hunter: *takes Willow’s hand and kisses the back of it* greetings mi’lady. Willow: 😳
Weird coincidence: I was just playing Elden Ring before seeing this comic.
Huh, how about that?
Amity got the Anya smug
What if Willow went to the kitchen or Luz went to the bathroom though?
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While amusing, I think this is one where Mark kinda misses the mark just a bit because Camila already told Hunter to "never do that again" (the bowing/grovelling thing) on the first night he stayed in the Noceda house, so it's a bit out of character for him to ignore that request.
Misses not kisses but agreed. The comic's still enjoyable
Ah... I hadn't spotted the typo. Whoops
It's alright
He made entire comics that don't work at all in canon and *this* is what you nitpick on?
Yes.
"state your business" can go two ways if she's guarding the bathroom
Either Poop or Hunter is finally doing Normal Teen boy things.
This is exactly how siblings act.
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we need more hunter and amity comic because they're funny 😁
It's funnier when you realize this is completely in character and might have happened off screen
Is that.. the Anya smile?
Bet Willow is “Knight of the front yard”
It's all fun and games until Hunter has to go Number 2
My god their face are so perfect
Anya smurk reference!!!😅
Smugmity.
Queen Noceda's authority is above all.
Amity: Ha! Jokes on you! I will tell that to Willow!
Hunter: ...she does it too.
Willow: *Holds up "Garden Guardian" sign*
Luz: halt *holding a pitcure of Camilla saying that luz is the knight of the woods* state your business Hunter: oh come on
Anya amity
Woods don´t have toilet paper.
Willow holding a sign: Halt...
“Jokes on you I’m gonna do it in my domaine !” “….HUNTER NO !!!”
Hunter: "Okay, let me give you a detailed description of what I'm going to do in the bathroom" Amity: "I regret this"
The house is their castle now
... last panel smile looks like her mother. .
Established Titles be like:
Amity: *dumbfounded* "why didn't I think this through?"
little does he know willow is the knight of the woods
The blight and the golden cardinal eternal rivalry
Reminds me of me and my sister
I sense a meme format
When you play the game of knights, you win or….
Keep telling me that they are not a family😁
Lol
Hey, Mark
That face at the end says it all
She staked out the bathroom just to troll Hunter.
You lost me by page 2 OP
Since hunter is made out of palistram wood, does that basically means he is peeing on his cousin or something
hunter: i'll just do it in the woods. typical guy reply.
I see it honestly 😂
Gotta really love those two.
Moringmark TOH comic number 636
Hunter's reply sounds like one of my nephews.
Lmao
Jokes on her indeed!
Time for hunter to shit in the woods
If they join forces, nobody in the house can do the essential things without their permission.
Just send me to horny jail already before I say what I an about to say
LMAO absolutely no hesitation from hunter.