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carlsagerson

And now the House is a Medieval Battleground woth Amity and Hunter Jousting.


[deleted]

Luz and Willow are the princesses and Gus is the jester.


carlsagerson

Vee is the Court lady.


AdOwn6899

Or a temporary queen until the real queen returns. Masha would be her knight. On that note, how would you address a non-binary knight as? Masha’s not a sir or ~~lady~~ dame after all.


carlsagerson

Their Excellency or the Honorable Masha.


SudaneseSomehowHere

And Camila is their queen


kingsayweh

Queen regnant.


NaBicarbandvinegar

Queen regante.


[deleted]

No, it will be Queen Camila, by the Grace of God, of the Noceda residence, Head of the Hex Squad, Defender of her Children


AnonymousQorvid

One that I've seen some use is Sai, like the weapon.


AdOwn6899

Sai Masha… I like that.


badbloodkiller

Sai Masha that also uses Sais like Raphael.


Thicc-Anxiety

"Liege", as in "my liege"


AdOwn6899

But isn’t liege for kings, queens, etc.?


svon1

it is ,,,in german the word Lehnsherr comes to mind Lehns from an old word meaning to rent as in the king rents you this land in his name and Herr means Mister in Modern day but originally meant something like Master ... but another word for Army is also Heer Liege and Lehn probably have the same chaotic medieval origin here


Brown-ninja-Dareth

"Sir" was originally gender neutral, but I get why you ask


proindrakenzol

>Masha’s not a sir or lady after all. FYI, the title for a woman knight is "dame," the title "lady" indicates a landed noble. Also, sir/lord and dame/lady can be combined. E.g. Lady Dame Honor Stephanie Alexander-Harrington, [PMV](https://honorverse.fandom.com/wiki/Parliamentary_Medal_of_Valor), [SG](https://honorverse.fandom.com/wiki/Star_of_Grayson), [GCR](https://honorverse.fandom.com/wiki/Order_of_King_Roger), [MC*](https://honorverse.fandom.com/wiki/Manticore_Cross), [SC](https://honorverse.fandom.com/wiki/Sphinx_Cross), [OG](https://honorverse.fandom.com/wiki/Order_of_Gallantry), [DSO*](https://honorverse.fandom.com/wiki/Distinguished_Service_Order), [CGM**](https://honorverse.fandom.com/wiki/Conspicuous_Gallantry_Medal), [Steadholder Harrington](https://honorverse.fandom.com/wiki/Harrington_Steading), [Duchess Harrington](https://honorverse.fandom.com/wiki/Duchy_of_Harrington), [Countess White Have](https://honorverse.fandom.com/wiki/Earldom_of_White_Haven).


AdOwn6899

Ohhh… I understand. In that case, would Willow be a lady or a dame? … Oh who am I kidding? She’d be a dame. No doubt.


Socdem_Supreme

lady is the feminine version of a lord, dame is the feminine version of a knight, and sir was until the 18th century i believe gender neutral


svon1

as either Sir or Sire since its a title ....i assume so at least .... i am not too sure on this ...could be wrong i know Lords, Lady's and Dames are also terms... but those usually do not count for the **lower nobles** like knights ..... but there is also stuff like footman or "Man at Arms" where Sergeant is a rank but those are usually not knights i know some Military's today are addressing Female officers as Sir because of it just being a rank name but it seems to vary a lot from country to country especially since Europe has like at least 30 main languages


AdOwn6899

Yeah, but Willow’s not the cliché damsel in distress kind of princess.


dmon654

Willow is the princess that saves the knight.


carlsagerson

And Slays the Dragon or Muck Monster in Belos's case.


AdOwn6899

Who would Vee be?


carlsagerson

Vee is the Adopted Daughter of the Royal Family. It happned alot in Roman and Byzantine history.


AdOwn6899

If Masha were to get in on this medieval thing and be a knight for Vee, how would you refer to them?


carlsagerson

Their Excellency Masha and Her Royal Highness Vee Noceda.


AdOwn6899

Masha and Vee would have their own empire/kingdom. Now that I think about, they already do since the original queen and the rest, save for Vee, left so there you go.


dmon654

Vee's the god dam dragon!


SFH12345

Dragons are probably beautiful creatures to the Boiling Isles, so I doubt Willow or Hunter would need to slay them to save the other. Willow and Hunter would slay a giraffe instead...or just delay it long enough for them to escape it. I don't know if witches can actually defeat giraffes in battle.


AdOwn6899

Dragons like Kikomora’s dragon? The one that had hands for a mouth?


kingsayweh

Hands for... everything.


AdOwn6899

The point is I don’t think “beauty” is the right word.


AdOwn6899

Exactly. But I think she would still allow some chivalry from her knight though.


dmon654

Just because she saves the day doesn't mean the knight can't hold the door open or carry her bag... Yeah, she's gonna demote the knight to a squire.


BulbasaurTreecko

that would be interesting to witness, considering they both fight with and ride their staff.


carlsagerson

Let me Tell you. Hunter would win now he is Experienced with Pailsman staffs along with his Experience as Golden Guard. Hunter was basically a Knight anyways.


BulbasaurTreecko

according to a cursory google search: - mounted warrior (he’s pretty good at Flyer Derby) - an elite fighter for a lord - born of nobility - chivalrous (debatable) yep, checks out. He’s a Golden Knight!


carlsagerson

Exactly. Hunter is pretty much the most experienced and Dangerous in a straight fight among them.


BulbasaurTreecko

Hunter is exactly the kind of person who would take pretend titles super seriously. None shall dare usurp the delicate balance of his domain!


carlsagerson

Well he was Golden Guard. Hunter was Practically Belos's Knight and Right Hand man.


Lamplorde

Now I want to see a u/makmark comic of King and Hunter, as King just continues to grant him more and more titles and Hunter collapses under trying to do all their perceived "duties".


Vic_000

Amity too with the "Good Student" title from Hexside.


Whedonite144

Hunter Wittebane and the Holy Grail


carlsagerson

We are the Scouts who say NI.


[deleted]

Pretty sure the Olms already have that covered.


carlsagerson

An African Olm or European Olm?


Aggressive-Maize-632

I... Don't know that. Ahhhhhhhh! And off the bridge I go.


[deleted]

Amphibianese


carlsagerson

Fair enough.


jeremy_thegent

"There are some who call me...Steve."


Nuada-Argetlam

"Greetings, O Steve!"


jeremy_thegent

"Greetings, Monarch Simon/Simone!"


The_Dark_Soldier

\*STABBED\* Hunter: tis but a flesh wound


KaityKat117

Your arm's off!


jmoneill62

I've had worse.


Science_Fiction2798

YOU LIAR!


AegisAngel

I think of it more as Hunter Wittebane and the Holy Crap I Have to Pee!


Science_Fiction2798

Then he gets stopped by the knights who say NI! "We say NI! to you if you do not appease us."


SFH12345

Gus: Oooh! Hunter: No no no, "argh" at the back of the throat. Gus: No, "oooh" as in surprise and alarm. Willow: Oh, you mean something like "Aah". Gus: Yes that's right. AAH! *points* Luz: Ah! Amity: By Titan! Hooty: HELLO!


FudgeControl

"Strange old men wearing a deer mask and distributing sigils is no basis for a system of government."


AngstyPancake

The Holy Griddle?


InuGhost

Such an act deserves a Spanking.


AshleytheTaguel

He's Hunter Noceda


TotallyAwesomeRacoon

r/unexpectedmontypython


tacobellcashier_

Hunter is king? I didn't elect him!


Party-Cranberry-9325

*Jokes on you, I’ll just do it in the woods.* LMAO


carlsagerson

He probally is more comfortable doing it there due to his missions as the Golden Guard.


Lukthar123

D e e p e s t L o r e


Fox7567

Lore about Philip Wittebane and how he became the Emperor of the isles: “I sleep” Lore about the golden guard taking a piss behind a tree: “Real Shit?”


FudgeControl

Comes with his outdoor survival training


metaaltheanimefan

Truly the obstacle of gender equality


zrhz123

Nothing is stoping either side other then comfort tbh


LyraFirehawk

I mean, there's pee funnels designed to let the AFAB population pee standing up...


PfalsePflagg

Where do you think wolves go?


DioTheMudad

He goes pee on the woods, and meets with belos while he’s peeing


Ashytheleafyfan

I just realized Amity made Anya's smug face


AdOwn6899

She did, didn’t she?🤣


SaberShadow27

I'm glad other people noticed it. 😊


Science_Fiction2798

Who's Anya?


Radium_Cobalt_847

One of the main characters of the manga/anime series Spy x Family, who's known for making a LOT of meme-worthy faces in the series. The smug face is the most well-known.


Science_Fiction2798

Never read/seen Spy X Family.


VoiceofKane

You should do both. They're both excellent.


AznOmega

I am going to probably read it.


ShrekPrism

Definitely watch, but I've heard reading is good too. Short, wholesome, and enjoyable.


RFSwitchArt

\*A few years later\* Marriage officiator \*standing between Luz and Amity\*: "And if any of you object to this union, speak now and forever hold your peace..." Hunter: \*stands up with an evil grin\* Amity: "Don't you dare, Hunter!" Hunter: \*pulls out a certificate of "Knight of the Annoying Big Brother."\*


carlsagerson

Hunter asserting his protectiveness as Honorary Older Brother just to troll Amity is hilarious.


Strider3jaeger

Who’s knight of the washroom then?


carlsagerson

Gus or Vee. Willow is the Knight of the Backyard.


[deleted]

Gus


lou-ravenpuff

Me


metaaltheanimefan

Make hunter knight of the wind instead *Oh wait thats sonic*


Whedonite144

Sir Hunter Wittebane, Loyal knight of House Noceda


carlsagerson

Formerly one of the Golden Guards of the Empire of the Boiling Isles.


jeremy_thegent

I remember watching the TTT clip of Hunter kneeling to Camilla, and just thinking about how sad it was that he felt he had to bow to a parental figure.


SFH12345

Amity: Only Luz, Willow, Gus, Vee, Camila and I may use the bathroom. Hunter: Woods aren't so bad.


carlsagerson

With his life with Belos. Its safe to say that he did his buisness outdoors alot.


RFSwitchArt

He just had to get a basic survival guide for the human realm to know what plants to use...


carlsagerson

Or just get Willow's advice.


RFSwitchArt

What would Willow know about human realm plants?


carlsagerson

I would see her getting Interested in Earth's Flora.


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AquaAquila24

I like this a lot


Chicca_the_Chicken

Hunter gangsta till he sees Willow the 'Knight of the Garden"


carlsagerson

Nah. He would be proud of her for that.


CupcakeNegative3305

Willow: "I’m the knight of the garden! " Gus: "I’m the knight of the TV!" Vee: "I’m the knight of the living room!" Luz: "I’m… Luz."


Rowley93

Hunter: Nope, as Crown Prince (*gracias mamá*) of this Kingdom I grant you your own title. \*hands over fancy paper certificate\* Luz: \*reads\* I'm the Knight of...'Peace'? Hunter: \*nods\* Yep. \*grins\* The 'Good Human Luzura, Knight of Peace'. Luz: Thanks Hunter. \*hugs paper\*


TimelessFool

These two are acting more like trolls than knights


RFSwitchArt

I mean, historically speaking....


carlsagerson

Knights were not the most moral people at all. No matter what Chivarly said


RFSwitchArt

Kind of my point, sweetie.


carlsagerson

Oh. I though you mean Amity and Hunter as Internet Trolls.


Cream_Rabbit

Same can be said about Samurais "I just got this beautiful katana! I am going to slice a random farmer in half to test it"


Whedonite144

Hunter: I'm five seconds away from drop kicking you into that door, Blight.


HydreigonWearingAHat

You forget Amity, he's a trained soldier. He can live without amenities. You, on the other hand.


Far-Transition-5004

Fax, Amity couldn't survive a day out in the wild


AlphamonOuryuken24

*Hunter runs to the door* Luz: "Halt! The Knight of front doors forbids you to pass!" *Hunter runs to the back door* Gus: "Halt! The Knight of back doors forbids you to pass!" *Hunter runs to the windows* Vee: "The Knight of windows forbids you-" Hunter: "OH, COME ON!!"


Rowley93

Gus: The Knight of the Back Do- Hunter: \*gently picks him up, plants him on the counter top, and walks out\* Gus: ...dangit.


Brown-ninja-Dareth

Willow: *Holds up "Garden Guardian" sign.* HALT!


Rowley93

Hunter: Nope! \*wraps hands around her waist, picks her up, spins her around, puts her down, bows, and runs off.\* Willow: Oh, wow. Dancing.


carlsagerson

Nothing says that He could not use the Attic Window to acess the roof. Which is not part of of Vee's domain.


SynchroScale

**Masha:** Halt! The Knight of the Attic Window forbids you! **Hunter:** YOU DON'T EVEN LIVE HERE!!!


AlphamonOuryuken24

That's what the Attic Paladin Palismens are for. Hunter: "FLAPJACK YOU TRAITOR!"


carlsagerson

Chimmy. Last Resort.


AlphamonOuryuken24

*Hunter finally gets out* Willow: "The Queen of the woods requires tribute to go, a kiss will do- Hunter: *gives her a passionate kiss that makes Willow faint red faced*


carlsagerson

A kiss? Nonono. A full on Make out.


AquaAquila24

If Vee can jump of a window and do a flip, so can Hunter


carlsagerson

Or better yet. Fly.


AquaAquila24

right, his palisman. "I believe I can fly"


carlsagerson

This Takes place before Thanks to them.


AquaAquila24

I'm aware. Your point exactly?


carlsagerson

Oh sorry. I thought you meant that this took place after Thnaks to them. Not that Hunter flies using Falpjack.


SynchroScale

The Noceda household has officially become Game of Thrones.


carlsagerson

Nah. It became the HRE. Or the Byzantine Court.


MegawackyMax

Hunter is slowly turning into a wolf.


AdOwn6899

A wolf of the knight.


Marquess_Ostio

You've heard of Cat-mity, may I now introduce you to, Anya-mity


AdOwn6899

*later in the kitchen* Willow: Hunter, why is Amity standing right outside the ba- Hunter: *takes Willow’s hand and kisses the back of it* greetings mi’lady. Willow: 😳


FudgeControl

Weird coincidence: I was just playing Elden Ring before seeing this comic.


AdOwn6899

Huh, how about that?


DeliciousProposal209

Amity got the Anya smug


EdgyROYGBIV

What if Willow went to the kitchen or Luz went to the bathroom though?


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JarJarBinks590

While amusing, I think this is one where Mark kinda misses the mark just a bit because Camila already told Hunter to "never do that again" (the bowing/grovelling thing) on the first night he stayed in the Noceda house, so it's a bit out of character for him to ignore that request.


AquaAquila24

Misses not kisses but agreed. The comic's still enjoyable


JarJarBinks590

Ah... I hadn't spotted the typo. Whoops


AquaAquila24

It's alright


Dracos002

He made entire comics that don't work at all in canon and *this* is what you nitpick on?


JarJarBinks590

Yes.


hollahollagadolla

"state your business" can go two ways if she's guarding the bathroom


carlsagerson

Either Poop or Hunter is finally doing Normal Teen boy things.


yertlah

This is exactly how siblings act.


VladutzTheGreat

𓁹‿𓁹


fire_falco94

we need more hunter and amity comic because they're funny 😁


The_Dark_Soldier

It's funnier when you realize this is completely in character and might have happened off screen


Oxiver888

Is that.. the Anya smile?


FragileSnowYT

Bet Willow is “Knight of the front yard”


Tristshot

It's all fun and games until Hunter has to go Number 2


Baboulinet-Le-Nain

My god their face are so perfect


MuffinStraight4816

Anya smurk reference!!!😅


Hyo38

Smugmity.


SynchroScale

Queen Noceda's authority is above all.


[deleted]

Amity: Ha! Jokes on you! I will tell that to Willow!


Rowley93

Hunter: ...she does it too.


Brown-ninja-Dareth

Willow: *Holds up "Garden Guardian" sign*


Lloyd_garmado

Luz: halt *holding a pitcure of Camilla saying that luz is the knight of the woods* state your business Hunter: oh come on


Unhappy-Coffee-5676

Anya amity


CountingSheep99

Woods don´t have toilet paper.


CurrentSevere4606

Willow holding a sign: Halt...


jaobodam

“Jokes on you I’m gonna do it in my domaine !” “….HUNTER NO !!!”


Manoreded

Hunter: "Okay, let me give you a detailed description of what I'm going to do in the bathroom" Amity: "I regret this"


ApexBoiz

The house is their castle now


firedrakes

... last panel smile looks like her mother. .


Foxtailors

Established Titles be like:


Jediamity

Amity: *dumbfounded* "why didn't I think this through?"


Outrageous_Eye_8565

little does he know willow is the knight of the woods


Realistic-Anxiety-62

The blight and the golden cardinal eternal rivalry


lnombredelarosa

Reminds me of me and my sister


Aware-Asparagus8110

I sense a meme format


Colourjumper

When you play the game of knights, you win or….


Bathroom-Strong

Keep telling me that they are not a family😁


LockAndKey989

Lol


HoHoey

Hey, Mark


RailDex1917

That face at the end says it all


Galactuswill

She staked out the bathroom just to troll Hunter.


Jaded_Spot_5244

You lost me by page 2 OP


suprey808

Since hunter is made out of palistram wood, does that basically means he is peeing on his cousin or something


kl-noblelycanthrope1

hunter: i'll just do it in the woods. typical guy reply.


Jeptwins

I see it honestly 😂


[deleted]

Gotta really love those two.


pizza-parker76

Moringmark TOH comic number 636


dover_oxide

Hunter's reply sounds like one of my nephews.


yeetman2022

Lmao


James_Animation

Jokes on her indeed!


Low_Dream_1481

Time for hunter to shit in the woods


Lui-king

If they join forces, nobody in the house can do the essential things without their permission.


Littlebookwitch

Just send me to horny jail already before I say what I an about to say


Pingy_Junk

LMAO absolutely no hesitation from hunter.