By - makmark
Fun fact: the US Navy has actually trained seals and dolphins in locating mines, rescuing divers and finding lost equipment.
Dolphins I get because they have a kind of organic sonar, but why seals?
To seal the deal.
Lol that’s funny.
I’m gonna *seal* your urinary tract for that one
at first I was like haha seal then wait what
They must have a death wish.
[Seals are basically ocean dogs. ](https://youtube.com/shorts/R46C7p7GN0M?feature=share)
Well they are literairy called 'sea dogs' in my native language, so it checks out.
Is it 'Anjing Laut'? Heh heh heh.
Zeehond I think
Gegroet mede "Het huis van de Uil" genieter
So you’re saying they got a sharp sense of smell even underwater?
Wait what is that link
its a pootube video of seal and dog become good friends
The more you know✨🌈
Don’t forget operation infinite walrus
Wait til Gus learns about Dolphin shotgun ejaculation lol
You curse me with that knowledge, i curse you with mine.
>!Luz and Amity are different species.!<
Owlbert Gaming will return with more unfortunate facts.
Eh, they'll either adopt or magic
The real Navy Seals
He has to learn the truth at some point, Luz.
Let him have this for now. After everything he’s been through, it’s best if he holds on to as much innocence as best he can.
>Let him have this for now
The more innocence he accumulates the worse the TRAUMA will be when it is eradicated from him!
We’ll ease him into it as best we can then. Both human and demon worlds needs more people full of hope and a hint of innocence like him. Luz too.
If he wasn't destroyed completely after the Day of Unity, I think Gus will be okay.
Ok, but don't let him watch Zero-Dark-Thirty.
I’m gonna tell him.
Don't you dare!
Grimwalkers have lived entire, and short, lives not knowing the truth about themselves and their "uncle"; Luz is human too, it won't be difficult for her to keep the secret inside
And how it ended for all of them?
Feeding into his obsession is only going to make it harder when he learns the truth.
He’s tougher than he looks. When the time comes, he can take it.
Given the way he found out Hunters past and his relation to Belos, and how he handled that.. Yes, he can take it
Wait until he hears about the flying warthogs…
Flying what? Huh, when pigs fly.
Technically the A-10 Thunderbolt, popularly the Warthog...
A plane that was outdated before it was even in fielded well having the highest friendly fire kill count out of any us plane
Well logically you would expect planes designed for ground attack and close air support to have more risk of causing friendly fire casualties. I notice you specified "plane" instead of "aircraft". Any idea how its friendly fire incident rates compare to the Apache?
We don't talk about the apache, or the crews, like dear God, they were literally worse than the German late war tankers using yagtigers or how ever you spell it, but when it wasn't shooting Bradley's it was fairly good
MOOODDDSSS, R/NCD IS LEAKING INTO R/TOH
Ohhh that makes more sense.
Knowing him, he’ll go on a whole quest to train a seal and have it join the navy.
What an unexpected Air Bud sequel
Gus is so adorably innocent.
#Y E S
And full of hope.
ngl hes the only one (asides Willow and Amity) thats shown to be shown that hes one of the only people in thanks to them to be happy with no inner trauma in the back
Which is surprising, considering he has just as much as Hunter and Luz weighing on him, if not more.
well Hunter had the fact that his entire life was a lie and the fact that his "uncle" was trying to kill him and his friends, and Luz had the fact that she believed that it was her fault that every witch in existence nearly died and the fact that her friends are away from home with no way (at the time) of returning, meanwhile Gus had around as much as the others
Gus had to deal with having seen Belos’s memories, and keeping what he saw quiet
ok thats fair, so ig hes in the middle in the hexsquad happness scale in thanks to them
For Luz, I wouldn’t call it trauma per say. It’s more like a soul crushing guilt. Still though, it is surprising.
Gus must be protected at all costs.
And most importantly keep him away from the internet.
But it's where the humans are. And Wikipedia.
We only have to wait five months to see if it'll last.
Time to weed out that innocence! *\* Shows Gus war crimes from ww1 and ww2 \**
Nah, you gotta add in some more. *Exposes to the Rwandan Genocide and Hadam Hussain.*
“Hunter, Hunter, would you like it if someone crushed your dreams?”
^(“werewolves aren’t real”)
He's from the Boiling Isles, where most human myths come from. Werewolves are probably very real there and Eda definitely had one for an ex-boyfriend.
Also, Eda definitely has had a vampire ex-girlfriend.
Perhaps. But if that’s the case, why haven’t we seen one there by now? For that matter, why haven’t we seen any vampires there?
Maybe if we had twenty more adventures...
Let’s hope our prophet, MoringMark, can grant our prayers so we can at least get some comics. Like one with Hunter befriending a werewolf, leading Willow to see how compassionate he is and... well I’m just spitballing here. Maybe next Halloween.
Luz: I said werewolves aren’t real-
Willow: HERE! They aren’t real here! I-I heard that they only live in a place called Transylvania. *gives Luz a stern look and says through gritting teeth* right Luz?
Luz: *nervous sweat* uhhh… yeah.
Hunter: *pauses in thought, unintentionally building suspense before smiling* oh, okay. *leaves the room*
1. Werewolves are real on Boiling Isles, no need to make a scenario when Hunter is an oblivious idiot.
2. A typo you made suggests that Luz was about to, in fact, confirm that werewolves are real.
He’s doesn’t know they aren’t real in the human world. And what do you mean werewolves are a thing on the Boiling Isles?
And I did watch the first episode and I know what Eda said about human myths and folklore being real in the Boiling Isles. But why haven’t we seen any werewolfs or vampires on the show yet?
Hunter: Of course werewolves are real. What do you think Eber is?
Luz: Uh, a super-smart dog? Like Barcus?
Hunter: Oh no. Barcus is the *son* of a werewolf. Eber's a full one.
Hunter: albeit a pretty short one
*Meanwhile on Boiling Isles*
Eber:\*angry Gremlin noises\*
Eda: what's up with him
Darius: Not exactly sure, though pretty much someone dissed him, I guess
Omg the plushie!
luz is paid by the military industrial complex
Luz is noncredible
This sub crosses over with r/noncredibledefense a lot more than I expected
Owl House and nocredibledefence is the weirdest crossover ever and it surprises me every time I see it
I discovered NCD because of this subreddit.
Pretty fucked up a show with anti-fascist messages crossover with that war-obsessed sub
Parts of that sub are ironic, tbf
“Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company.”
[I wouldn't take the sub too seriously](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/zb4f75/oc_my_quick_try_at_b21chan/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Gus? Never change. Stay a dreamer.
Nobody tell him about Seal Team 6!!
happy cake day!
Thank you! It’s my 10th one to be exact 😁
But tell him about the guy who formed SEAL Team 6.
I was gonna comment that.😆
Happy Cake Day!
Meal team 6
Happy 10th cake day
Gus: Can't wait to show Viney these seals! We absolutely have to take them to the Boiling Islands!
Senior Gus: ...And so I made the Boiling Isles the 51st state of the United States of America.
Now Luz don't let that dream get out of hand otherwise you'd repeat what Eda did with King.
Or worse *shivers in WW2 German tank myths*
Navy SEALS trying not to write a book about every top secret mission they went on:
Gus gives them his seal of approval.
*Roses are red*
*violets are blue*
***Soap trusted you***
***SO WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!***
Dale: yeah why our friend Donald Duck was a navy seal one time
Luz: I thought he was a duck
Chip: he is a duck but he was working for the navy but then he got laid off cause he realized war would get his goose cooked
Hunter: I thought he was a duck
Chip & Dale: 🤦🏻♂️
Seals. The only creature which can rival the giraffes.
Just wait until they evolve into Dewgongs.
wait until he hears about guerilla warfare
Reality is often disappointing...
Luz: “you’ve got your fursona, let the boy have this”
Ahh, yes the greatest battle of all time between Navy "Seals" and Canadians...
When does Gus get to learn about american war crimes?
The funniest thing about this is that The Beast-Keeping Coven could probably train actual seals to do all this if they wanted
Eber tried to once...**once.**
"I still hear the civilians..."
He a precious boi
And should never change
Deer here (it's eating peanut butter)
Well, seals are marine animals.
Augustus still has a lot to learn about the human realm(where did Hunter find the Navy Seals computer image?)
Adorable but I think the award goes to either Canada’s JF2 or the danish Frogmen, the frogmen also allowing for jokes like this
Ignorance is bliss.
That's why I never elaborate
And they don't need a Horrifying Transformation serum to get information!
That's why they are boring and it could be worse, they could be using ww2 era German interrogation methods
He is full of hope and wonder, but you do need to tell him the truth and let him down gently before he gets his dreams crushed, or if he starts spreading lies
Gus getting what he deserves after speedrunning Belos’ memories
Missed opportunity to put the Ghost stare from the latest Call of Duty.
Luz forgot the war crimes part
Lmao as if Luz would support the US military. Belos? I could see him liking it, but not Luz.
Yeah but I think the BAU are pretty cool too.
S.A.D (or s.a.c now but that's not a kewl name) boys trump all
BS, British SAS is the best. No contest
"Looks over at the ACTUAL navy seals movie"
So is Mark doing this cutesy style now just for comedic comics, and save the more show-accurate for dramatic bits?
Moringmark TOH comic number 616
Canada's JTF-2 are the best SOF not the most famous.
I mean, are we also counting mythology? In that case then Achilles would probably count
Wait till he finds out about the Nintendo Seal of Approval
Canon this actually happened
Oooooo, NAVY seals!
- thanks to whoever got that reference
kill, fight, die, THAT'S WHAT A SOLDIER SHOULD DO!
TOP OF THE GAME EARNING THEIR NAME THEY WERE THE DEVIL DOGS
1918, USA intervene
(you skipped 2lines 😥) Until now they were mainly observing
No one shall destroy Gus' innocence
Nobody tell him please!
Just wait until he hears about the American football team, the Miami dolphins
Oh hi Mark
Aww. Lets just hope he never runs into Neal McBeal The Navy Seal
For some reason the first thing that came to my mind was gus meeting Chris Kyle
Gus is gonna be very disappointed when he attends a football match.
LET THE BOY DREAM HUNTER!
She should have told him about spartans or Vikings or the knights or samurai
This was my reaction when my dad bought a tape of navy seals and said we were going to watch it. I was thrilled and then I was disappointed.
Wait until Gus learns about Jonny Kim…
Does anybody know morning marks Twitter
Here you go
Thank you kind person
*Robocop music starts playing* idk my head started playing the Robocop theme when I saw this
Ok this is adorable!
Everyone knows it's florida men but for gus Navy Seals
3000 killer seals of the us
One can only hope that Gus' imaginary SEAL instructor has as glorious a mustache as Class 234 Instructor Patstone.
i just realized markmark's art style is changing
Ah Yes, Navy Seals. Those Phoques.
If crayon eaters could read they’d be very upset with you right now.
Morning Mark, are you a member of the US Armed Forces?
Now Gus loves seals as much as Hunter loves wolves.
American military Vs boiling isles, who wins
Let him dream :)
luuuuuuz dont glorify the military industrial compleeeeeeex
Mark's work is canon until proven otherwise.
THIS IS CANNON NOW.
No Luz. It’s funny but no
Mark, why must you spread military propaganda?
1. Hunter developed a crush on Willow by the time Luz was already dating Amity, that's actually an unfair set-up
2. Amity did it first and if it weren't for Hooty it would happen at the end of the series at protagonist's pace.
3. Hunter for the first time in forever gets to be actual kid, but beforehand he had responsibilities not even grown men can handle. That's not how little and big sibling work.
I could make a good case for Simo Häyhä as the greatest warrior in the human realm...
Action hero seals are a hell of a lot cooler than traumatized young men that were manipulated into commiting war crimes for a muscle car.
Protect the youngest 😁
no its not the navy seals imo its either gign or the sas
DONT LET HIM LOOK UP OTTERS
I hope he calls him "Neal Mc Beal the Navy Seal"
I for one welcome our new seal overlords.
What about Neal McBeal?