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Strider3jaeger

Fun fact: the US Navy has actually trained seals and dolphins in locating mines, rescuing divers and finding lost equipment. [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_marine_mammal](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_marine_mammal)


AdOwn6899

Dolphins I get because they have a kind of organic sonar, but why seals?


Lukthar123

To seal the deal.


AdOwn6899

Lol that’s funny.


SFH12345

r/angryupvote


kingk895

I’m gonna *seal* your urinary tract for that one


Jmdefa

at first I was like haha seal then wait what


Cursed_Bean_Boy

They must have a death wish.


WeedFinderGeneral

[Seals are basically ocean dogs. ](https://youtube.com/shorts/R46C7p7GN0M?feature=share)


The_ArchMetropolian

Well they are literairy called 'sea dogs' in my native language, so it checks out.


BicycleKamenRider

Is it 'Anjing Laut'? Heh heh heh.


TheHelhound2001

Zeehond I think


The_ArchMetropolian

Correct


TheHelhound2001

Hallo broeder


The_ArchMetropolian

Gegroet mede "Het huis van de Uil" genieter


MercenaryTaopaipai

bonjour???


AdOwn6899

So you’re saying they got a sharp sense of smell even underwater?


WarLordM123

Wait what is that link


Particular_Ad2555

its a pootube video of seal and dog become good friends


Hudson_the_meme

The more you know✨🌈


the_clash_is_back

Don’t forget operation infinite walrus


ElectricJetDonkey

Wait til Gus learns about Dolphin shotgun ejaculation lol


SFH12345

Bruh.


OwlbertGaming

You curse me with that knowledge, i curse you with mine. >!Luz and Amity are different species.!< Owlbert Gaming will return with more unfortunate facts.


ElectricJetDonkey

Eh, they'll either adopt or magic


Loki16082

The real Navy Seals


Whedonite144

He has to learn the truth at some point, Luz.


AdOwn6899

Let him have this for now. After everything he’s been through, it’s best if he holds on to as much innocence as best he can.


Not_a_Potato1602

>Let him have this for now The more innocence he accumulates the worse the TRAUMA will be when it is eradicated from him!


AdOwn6899

We’ll ease him into it as best we can then. Both human and demon worlds needs more people full of hope and a hint of innocence like him. Luz too.


SFH12345

If he wasn't destroyed completely after the Day of Unity, I think Gus will be okay.


OwlbertGaming

Ok, but don't let him watch Zero-Dark-Thirty.


Pale-Perception2569

I’m gonna tell him.


jdeo1997

Don't you dare!


Gullible_Promotion_4

IIIIIIINNNNNN—


AnAwkwardCrybaby

SUMMERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


Not_a_Potato1602

Grimwalkers have lived entire, and short, lives not knowing the truth about themselves and their "uncle"; Luz is human too, it won't be difficult for her to keep the secret inside


AquaAquila24

And how it ended for all of them?


Whedonite144

Feeding into his obsession is only going to make it harder when he learns the truth.


AdOwn6899

He’s tougher than he looks. When the time comes, he can take it.


Takarii-

Given the way he found out Hunters past and his relation to Belos, and how he handled that.. Yes, he can take it


PfalsePflagg

Wait until he hears about the flying warthogs…


AdOwn6899

Flying what? Huh, when pigs fly.


JustNoSleep2112

Technically the A-10 Thunderbolt, popularly the Warthog... [https://www.airforce-technology.com/projects/a-10/](https://www.airforce-technology.com/projects/a-10/)


CreamCheeseEater69

A plane that was outdated before it was even in fielded well having the highest friendly fire kill count out of any us plane


JustNoSleep2112

Well logically you would expect planes designed for ground attack and close air support to have more risk of causing friendly fire casualties. I notice you specified "plane" instead of "aircraft". Any idea how its friendly fire incident rates compare to the Apache?


CreamCheeseEater69

We don't talk about the apache, or the crews, like dear God, they were literally worse than the German late war tankers using yagtigers or how ever you spell it, but when it wasn't shooting Bradley's it was fairly good


Violinnoob

MOOODDDSSS, R/NCD IS LEAKING INTO R/TOH


AdOwn6899

Ohhh that makes more sense.


PfalsePflagg

Yeah that.


[deleted]

Knowing him, he’ll go on a whole quest to train a seal and have it join the navy.


jdeo1997

What an unexpected Air Bud sequel


Party-Cranberry-9325

Gus is so adorably innocent.


Brown-ninja-Dareth

#Y E S


AdOwn6899

And full of hope.


MegaEdeath1

ngl hes the only one (asides Willow and Amity) thats shown to be shown that hes one of the only people in thanks to them to be happy with no inner trauma in the back


R-star1

Which is surprising, considering he has just as much as Hunter and Luz weighing on him, if not more.


MegaEdeath1

well Hunter had the fact that his entire life was a lie and the fact that his "uncle" was trying to kill him and his friends, and Luz had the fact that she believed that it was her fault that every witch in existence nearly died and the fact that her friends are away from home with no way (at the time) of returning, meanwhile Gus had around as much as the others


R-star1

Gus had to deal with having seen Belos’s memories, and keeping what he saw quiet


MegaEdeath1

ok thats fair, so ig hes in the middle in the hexsquad happness scale in thanks to them


AdOwn6899

For Luz, I wouldn’t call it trauma per say. It’s more like a soul crushing guilt. Still though, it is surprising.


Ok_Bluejay_5385

*CRUSH. IT.*


SFH12345

Gus must be protected at all costs.


Mohamed_Amer23

And most importantly keep him away from the internet.


CedarWolf

But it's where the humans are. And Wikipedia.


SFH12345

[Too late.](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheOwlHouse/comments/vhfbth/laptop_part_1/)


Inevitable_Option_77

We only have to wait five months to see if it'll last.


Not_a_Potato1602

Time to weed out that innocence! *\* Shows Gus war crimes from ww1 and ww2 \**


thatnewguy11

Nah, you gotta add in some more. *Exposes to the Rwandan Genocide and Hadam Hussain.*


BulbasaurTreecko

“Hunter, Hunter, would you like it if someone crushed your dreams?” ^(“werewolves aren’t real”)


Cavery210

He's from the Boiling Isles, where most human myths come from. Werewolves are probably very real there and Eda definitely had one for an ex-boyfriend.


LyraFirehawk

Also, Eda definitely has had a vampire ex-girlfriend.


AdOwn6899

Perhaps. But if that’s the case, why haven’t we seen one there by now? For that matter, why haven’t we seen any vampires there?


Cavery210

Maybe if we had twenty more adventures...


AdOwn6899

Let’s hope our prophet, MoringMark, can grant our prayers so we can at least get some comics. Like one with Hunter befriending a werewolf, leading Willow to see how compassionate he is and... well I’m just spitballing here. Maybe next Halloween.


AdOwn6899

Hunter: what? Luz: I said werewolves aren’t real- Willow: HERE! They aren’t real here! I-I heard that they only live in a place called Transylvania. *gives Luz a stern look and says through gritting teeth* right Luz? Luz: *nervous sweat* uhhh… yeah. Hunter: *pauses in thought, unintentionally building suspense before smiling* oh, okay. *leaves the room*


AquaAquila24

1. Werewolves are real on Boiling Isles, no need to make a scenario when Hunter is an oblivious idiot. 2. A typo you made suggests that Luz was about to, in fact, confirm that werewolves are real.


AdOwn6899

He’s doesn’t know they aren’t real in the human world. And what do you mean werewolves are a thing on the Boiling Isles? And I did watch the first episode and I know what Eda said about human myths and folklore being real in the Boiling Isles. But why haven’t we seen any werewolfs or vampires on the show yet?


Rowley93

Hunter: Of course werewolves are real. What do you think Eber is? Luz: Uh, a super-smart dog? Like Barcus? Hunter: Oh no. Barcus is the *son* of a werewolf. Eber's a full one.


AquaAquila24

Hunter: albeit a pretty short one ​ *Meanwhile on Boiling Isles* Eber:\*angry Gremlin noises\* Eda: what's up with him Darius: Not exactly sure, though pretty much someone dissed him, I guess


golden-chips-empire

Omg the plushie!


eeeeeeeeeeeeeeaekk

luz is paid by the military industrial complex


crimetoukraina

Luz is noncredible


Chiss5618

This sub crosses over with r/noncredibledefense a lot more than I expected


Aussie_Matilda

Owl House and nocredibledefence is the weirdest crossover ever and it surprises me every time I see it


kiwidude4

I discovered NCD because of this subreddit.


EatingSugarYesPapa

Pretty fucked up a show with anti-fascist messages crossover with that war-obsessed sub


Chiss5618

Parts of that sub are ironic, tbf


YouCanFeelYourTongue

“Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company.”


species_5146_ADAM_2

[I wouldn't take the sub too seriously](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/zb4f75/oc_my_quick_try_at_b21chan/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


AdOwn6899

Gus? Never change. Stay a dreamer.


devenrc

Nobody tell him about Seal Team 6!!


Ultimategreyjedi1234

happy cake day!


devenrc

Thank you! It’s my 10th one to be exact 😁


[deleted]

But tell him about the guy who formed SEAL Team 6.


Aggressive-Maize-632

I was gonna comment that.😆


AGR280

Happy Cake Day!


crimetoukraina

Meal team 6


Greekatt2

Happy 10th cake day


Background-Top4723

Gus: Can't wait to show Viney these seals! We absolutely have to take them to the Boiling Islands! *Years after.* Senior Gus: ...And so I made the Boiling Isles the 51st state of the United States of America.


jackson50111

Now Luz don't let that dream get out of hand otherwise you'd repeat what Eda did with King.


CreamCheeseEater69

Or worse *shivers in WW2 German tank myths*


TheDankScrub

Navy SEALS trying not to write a book about every top secret mission they went on:


JustNoSleep2112

Gus gives them his seal of approval.


Narrow_Luck_3622

*Roses are red* *violets are blue* ***Soap trusted you*** ***SO WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!***


muppetfan681_

Dale: yeah why our friend Donald Duck was a navy seal one time Luz: I thought he was a duck Chip: he is a duck but he was working for the navy but then he got laid off cause he realized war would get his goose cooked Hunter: I thought he was a duck Chip & Dale: 🤦🏻‍♂️


SFH12345

Seals. The only creature which can rival the giraffes.


jeremy_thegent

Just wait until they evolve into Dewgongs.


pingufortress2

wait until he hears about guerilla warfare


CountingSheep99

Reality is often disappointing...


sodasats20

Luz: “you’ve got your fursona, let the boy have this”


NoHopeUnderBlackSun

Ahh, yes the greatest battle of all time between Navy "Seals" and Canadians...


eternamemoria

When does Gus get to learn about american war crimes?


LadiesMan217IsTakn

The funniest thing about this is that The Beast-Keeping Coven could probably train actual seals to do all this if they wanted


Rowley93

Eber tried to once...**once.**


OwlbertGaming

"I still hear the civilians..." \-Eber


saber2187

He a precious boi


PhantomWasTaken11

And should never change


saber2187

Agreed 👍


AdOwn6899

Hear hear!


PhantomWasTaken11

Hear deer!


Catguyrussell

Hear hear


Gullible_Promotion_4

Deer deer!


CreamCheeseEater69

Deer here (it's eating peanut butter)


FudgeControl

Well, seals are marine animals.


CupcakeNegative3305

Augustus still has a lot to learn about the human realm(where did Hunter find the Navy Seals computer image?)


CreamCheeseEater69

Google


Ren-The-Protogen

Adorable but I think the award goes to either Canada’s JF2 or the danish Frogmen, the frogmen also allowing for jokes like this


Whedonite144

Ignorance is bliss.


Representative_Low77

That's why I never elaborate


farrenkm

And they don't need a Horrifying Transformation serum to get information!


CreamCheeseEater69

That's why they are boring and it could be worse, they could be using ww2 era German interrogation methods


CreamCheeseEater69

He is full of hope and wonder, but you do need to tell him the truth and let him down gently before he gets his dreams crushed, or if he starts spreading lies


DioTheMudad

Gus getting what he deserves after speedrunning Belos’ memories


XD-Avedis-AD

Missed opportunity to put the Ghost stare from the latest Call of Duty.


ThatLittleCommie

Luz forgot the war crimes part


EatingSugarYesPapa

Lmao as if Luz would support the US military. Belos? I could see him liking it, but not Luz.


Hero_of_the_toons

Yeah but I think the BAU are pretty cool too.


mr_klikbait

S.A.D (or s.a.c now but that's not a kewl name) boys trump all


CaptainAramus

BS, British SAS is the best. No contest


Feeling-Pain2196

"Looks over at the ACTUAL navy seals movie"


UnderlordZ

So is Mark doing this cutesy style now just for comedic comics, and save the more show-accurate for dramatic bits?


pizza-parker76

Moringmark TOH comic number 616


[deleted]

Canada's JTF-2 are the best SOF not the most famous.


Sad-Bumblebee-249

I mean, are we also counting mythology? In that case then Achilles would probably count


Catishcat

Wait till he finds out about the Nintendo Seal of Approval


NotAShipOfPirateFish

Canon this actually happened


unchainedcamera

Oooooo, NAVY seals! - thanks to whoever got that reference


citizen_bob-roblox

kill, fight, die, THAT'S WHAT A SOLDIER SHOULD DO!


CreamCheeseEater69

TOP OF THE GAME EARNING THEIR NAME THEY WERE THE DEVIL DOGS


citizen_bob-roblox

1918, USA intervene


CreamCheeseEater69

(you skipped 2lines 😥) Until now they were mainly observing


citizen_bob-roblox

(damn 😔)


Superior-Artist-21

No one shall destroy Gus' innocence


ShadowAviation

Nobody tell him please!


FragileSnowYT

Just wait until he hears about the American football team, the Miami dolphins


AccidentalLemon

Oh hi Mark


Independent-Ice5977

Aww. Lets just hope he never runs into Neal McBeal The Navy Seal


Hotred5051

For some reason the first thing that came to my mind was gus meeting Chris Kyle


Manoreded

Gus is gonna be very disappointed when he attends a football match.


Shadowrunner724

LET THE BOY DREAM HUNTER!


Lui-king

She should have told him about spartans or Vikings or the knights or samurai


LordPils

This was my reaction when my dad bought a tape of navy seals and said we were going to watch it. I was thrilled and then I was disappointed.


_KingDawg72_

Wait until Gus learns about Jonny Kim…


BoBowden09

Does anybody know morning marks Twitter


Elementledude

https://twitter.com/MoringmarkMark?t=NKV_9tTvtAJRg4CefeUh_A&s=09 Here you go


BoBowden09

Thank you kind person


Sanic2006Fan

*Robocop music starts playing* idk my head started playing the Robocop theme when I saw this


[deleted]

Ok this is adorable!


Background34

Everyone knows it's florida men but for gus Navy Seals


antib4las

3000 killer seals of the us


Dan-of-Steel

One can only hope that Gus' imaginary SEAL instructor has as glorious a mustache as Class 234 Instructor Patstone.


MHKray98

i just realized markmark's art style is changing


Swordfish_42

Ah Yes, Navy Seals. Those Phoques.


kiwidude4

If crayon eaters could read they’d be very upset with you right now.


Warcrimes4Waifus

Morning Mark, are you a member of the US Armed Forces?


shhalahr

Now Gus loves seals as much as Hunter loves wolves.


bottleneck55

American military Vs boiling isles, who wins


GAMEMASTER2011

Let him dream :)


breadcrumb37

luuuuuuz dont glorify the military industrial compleeeeeeex


BupimusPrime781

Mark's work is canon until proven otherwise. THIS IS CANNON NOW.


LockAndKey989

No Luz. It’s funny but no


Polikarpie

Mark, why must you spread military propaganda?


[deleted]

[удалено]


AquaAquila24

1. Hunter developed a crush on Willow by the time Luz was already dating Amity, that's actually an unfair set-up 2. Amity did it first and if it weren't for Hooty it would happen at the end of the series at protagonist's pace. 3. Hunter for the first time in forever gets to be actual kid, but beforehand he had responsibilities not even grown men can handle. That's not how little and big sibling work.


Sydchedelia

I could make a good case for Simo Häyhä as the greatest warrior in the human realm...


towerettica

military propaganda


chartheanarchist

Action hero seals are a hell of a lot cooler than traumatized young men that were manipulated into commiting war crimes for a muscle car.


Bathroom-Strong

Protect the youngest 😁


darknightingale69

no its not the navy seals imo its either gign or the sas


HoHoey

Hey, Mark


BoxHeadBoi

DONT LET HIM LOOK UP OTTERS


sophie437

I hope he calls him "Neal Mc Beal the Navy Seal"


follower45

I for one welcome our new seal overlords.


thedidynotkong

What about Neal McBeal?