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carlsagerson

I like this version of Belos already. Also Imagine if the real reason Belos killed Caleb is that they disagreed on how steak should be done.


AdOwn6899

The fact people get so hateful with each other over little petty things sometimes is scary.


carlsagerson

Human History in a nutshell. We will cause a world war over some gold.


AdOwn6899

Petty arguments are quite a butterfly effect on there own.


carlsagerson

I mean. Rome was founded by 2 brothers who killed the other because of Walls.


AdOwn6899

…what? Really? Rome was discovered because 2 brothers killed each other over some walls? Or was it someone named Walls?


carlsagerson

The actual reason was because of them disagreeing on which hill to bulid Rome on. Remus was said to insult Romulus's city and was killed for it.


calilac

Imagining them saying "weird hill to die on but ok" is funnier than it should be.


poktanju

Y'know I never gave thought to which hill the metaphor originally referred to... but based on the age and region of the saying, probably one of the ones in Vietnam.


AdOwn6899

I wonder if those two were ever close to begin with. If they weren’t, it would make more sense.


carlsagerson

Romulus literally went and organized an effort to rescue Remus from capture.


stargazing_bookwyrm

Imagine being one of the soldiers in that operation, you risk your life to save Romulus' bro, only to hear that he killed him a few years later because Remus dissed Romulus' city.


svon1

Remus wanted the walls to be closer to the tiber river for easy access to trade but Romulus wanted it to be on the Palatine hill which is far better for defense and since legend says that a lot early founders of Rome were refugees and outcast (and later they would even claim Trojans) so it would make sense to go on defense 1st like on the one hand more trade is more power ,,,,but on the other hand despite putting the walls in the Military first position the city got still sacked by the gauls very early in its life (the gauls lived in northern Italy at the time ) that by the way lead to the survivors taking an oath to never let this happen again ,,,breeding a militarist culture which would act pragmatic in war ignoring traditions the moment they stopped working ....something Sparta did not learn ,,,and thus got irrelevant ... and thus with this adopt and overcome mindset ...the chain reaction that led to the roman empire was born


Not_a_Potato1602

>disagreeing on which hill to bulid Rome on **Phil:** I totally support the decision to tear his brother apart for it, it's a completely acceptable reason **Hooty**: I ate all my siblings when I was in the nest, hoot! Hoot!


Dinkeycat

Founded like built not like found


svon1

since we are talking Rome the Chad Cato the elder vs the virgin Cato the younger [https://www.youtube.com/clip/UgkxjjHpeKO1EkQRot-nEczvIHXWza8sT2SF](https://www.youtube.com/clip/UgkxjjHpeKO1EkQRot-nEczvIHXWza8sT2SF)


InnocentTailor

Makes human history fun, chaotic and insane at the best of times. …and they say the subject is boring.


carlsagerson

I think the boring part most people refer to is the non war and political parts. And even those parts are fun if you understand how it works.


InnocentTailor

Pretty much. They just have to be framed in interesting and relevant ways. My favorite example is HBO’s John Adams, which mostly focuses on the political side of the Revolutionary War and the early United States government. It is boring in a textbook, but riveting on-screen as issues like slavery, taxation and alliances are debated by the characters.


carlsagerson

History needs illistrations and some good context to provide education in an entertaining way.


Hazearil

Wanting a steak well done is *not* a little petty thing.


Leon_Thotsky

Is medium tolerable?


Hazearil

yes, Medium Well is on thin ice. Probably too thin to hold your weight.


Realistic-Anxiety-62

Welcome to the family, we have tiramisú


V1N73RL1G

Agreed. Back in school I had someone tell me my parents should be "slaughtered" because how they cooked steak (well done) 😬😬 0-100 real fast


AdOwn6899

How volatile a person can be is an enigma.


ElectricJetDonkey

I'll kill you and your whole family!


Amity_Bight84

Same this version of Philip is way better


carlsagerson

Hank Hill Belos. Still has some hangups on Evelyn and the Isles. But loves his brother and trys to be supportive. Except in the case of how to cook a steak.


Myu_The_Weirdo

"Dammit hunter!"


zoologygirl16

Past golden gaurd: "huh i think i understand why you like these rare steaks uncle" *is eating undercooked chicken breast* Belos: *sighs and pulls out knife* and you were almost perfect.


SFH12345

Belos' murders of Grimwalkers weren't over wiping out witches and demons, it was over how to cook steaks.


neroselene

Another Past Golden Guard: *Laying motionless in bed in his room* Belos: We had a Gas-Leak that time, the silent killer.


carlsagerson

That boy ain't right I tell you what.


Background-Top4723

Belos: Hello Luz Noceda. My name is Belos and I sell propane and propane tools.


flare0w0

plot twist: it was never belos that killed caleb. it was Gordon Ramsey


carlsagerson

ITS FUCKING DRY


[deleted]

I like his beard.


carlsagerson

He pulls the beard off well.


BulbasaurTreecko

watch out, Philip simps incoming!


pappapirate

And if this comic is accurate, Caleb really did deserve it.


carlsagerson

Imagine if Caleb preferred Charcoal over Propane. Then Belos really was in the right for killing him.


DatDankMaster

That Wittebane ain't right, I tell you what


carlsagerson

Hank Hill as Belos would have been an interesting timeline.


Amity_Bight84

Now I want a king of the hill owl house crossover


carlsagerson

Bobby Hill beating Belos or the Collector using the "Thats my purse" Technique.


DatDankMaster

"If you don't stop talking about Wild Magic I'm gonna kick your ass!"


carlsagerson

Luz then procedes to use the "Thats my purse technique" to defeat Belos.


DatDankMaster

Luz: "One thing you'll find about me, Belos, is that I'm not a very patient person."


LyraFirehawk

Dale Gribble defeats The Collector with pocket sand!


ITGuy042

>Well Done Steak Agree. He was a damn heretic. FOR THE EMEPROR!


Science_Fiction2798

I feel like The Watcher from Marvel's What If...? Would be thinking REALLY Belos? Over steak?


carlsagerson

Who knows?


zoologygirl16

Nah it was clearly over mariokart. Evalyn warned Caleb not to pick rainbow road u.u


carlsagerson

Mariokart. The monopoly of video games.


Blank_Dude2

I wouldn’t blame him.


Dinkeycat

Yeah, and only then finds out about the whole "witch" thing and starts planning genocide


carlsagerson

The witch thing is a secondary reason compared to the unholyness of Caleb prefering Well done steaks.


Minnymoon13

This! Lol


InnocentTailor

Caleb is a crappy chef who always serves steaks well done…with ketchup.


ThatGuyInCADPAT

1 inch Thick Top Sirloin Steak .. Salt and Pepper heavily … grill at 400 .. 4 Minutes total ..flip each minute to get good grill marks … let sit for 2 minutes… Down the hatch.. Gill marks Bahd


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carlsagerson

Belos. The much more aggresive and darker Hank Hill.


The_Throwback_King

Yup, you simply can't have a good steak without the juicy tender middle. I used to be Well-Done guy myself before I fell to the clutches of ~~Wild Magic~~ Medium-Rare Steaks (Also kicking myself for deleting my original comment, curse my impulsive, overly-critical, self)


carlsagerson

To be honest. As a non American. I never did eat steak. The only steak I eat were port steaks with alot of marinated sauce. Also your original Comment was funny as hell.


[deleted]

You could've been the cool uncle. Or even the racist one we begrudgingly invite to Thanksgiving. But no. You had to be the bird murdering genocidal uncle who we still begrudgingly invite to Thanksgiving.


carlsagerson

Imagine if Belos was still racist and hated Evelyn. But loved his brother more. So he did not try to kill them. Just setting for passive aggresive comments.


ElectricJetDonkey

So a sitcom? That'd be a fic I'd enjoy reading.


carlsagerson

Man I wish i could write or commission this AU.


AngstyPancake

Totally not adding this to my list of fic ideas…


Afrostralian_Boy

Happy Cake Day. Angsty one....


Unhappy-Thought9883

Send me a link if you do it


SFH12345

Eda: I can excuse murder but I draw the line at eating Palismen. Camila: You can excuse murder?


Brown-ninja-Dareth

But he's not eating the palisman, he's eating it's *soul*


Idi0tBitz

thats worse!


Adventurous-Ad-5437

Luz: Yeah, I agree with you Eda, someone who kills Palismen are true evil. Camila: Luz! You too?


takethecheese68

AND HE IS NOT EVEN A REAL UNCLE


rocketfast5000

The good ending


AdOwn6899

But then Hunter wouldn’t be here and be in love with Willow. So very torn.


rocketfast5000

I mean you are kinda picking between hunter or the attempted murder of the bi.


AdOwn6899

I see your point, but who knows what it could have changed for the worst? That’s the butterfly effect for you.


rocketfast5000

I also see your point but I am only focusing on things Philip won’t do in the future


AdOwn6899

Yeah, but if it turns out like this, Lilith would have never wanted to join the Emperor’s Coven and curse Eda because the coven would’ve never existed. Eda would have never met King and Luz and… I think you can see where I’m going with this.


BicycleKamenRider

Assuming Eda and Lilith would come into existence in the first place. Who knows how many witch settlements would have flourished instead of being set on fire. Of how many witches would have lived, if it wasn't for Belos preaching and experimenting with coven systems. Perhaps different witches would have met others, Eda and Lilith's parents could have met other witches instead, witches from forefathers that died from the first coven marks.


yertlah

You mean the bloody fly effect.


theredlevy

not my headcanon personally but ok


Lian-The-Asian

I was super confused for 3 minutes wondering what you meant by BI x😅🤣


Lukthar123

A soul for a soul.


Hudson_the_meme

The good beginning


SFH12345

Arguments over the right type of steak have destroyed more relationships than anyone will ever know.


ghost_warlock

"You're doing it wrong!" "It's my food, why do you care?" "But I'm riiiiiiight! Whaarrrgharbl!"


I-AM-PIRATE

Ahoy ghost_warlock! Nay bad but me wasn't convinced. Give this a sail: "You be doing it wrong!" "'tis me grub, why d' ye care?" "But I be riiiiiiight! Whaarrrgharbl!"


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Dinkeycat

Good bot


PfalsePflagg

Almost as many as the whole “pineapples on pizza” debate has.


Tribal_Faller27

I like mine medium rare


Flying_Line

I like mine legendary


Real_meme_farmer

So u just bite the still living cow?


ghost_warlock

No, they mean that they like it with gold foil


fo76_fan

psycho. rareis the way to go


entitaneo70_pacifist

like everyone


Maycrofy

"What if they want their stake well done?" "We ask them politely to leave"


carlsagerson

The actual quote is "We ask them to politely yet firmly to leave.


RFSwitchArt

...Starting to have a little less sympathy for Caleb.


BulbasaurTreecko

between this and the dad jokes, maybe Philip was right…


Amity_Bight84

DAD JOKES ARE THE BEST


Nerdout5

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!


Amity_Bight84

*ba dum tss*


RFSwitchArt

Just *chucking* those beef puns out, aren't ya?


pickletato1

You know what they say about good meat puns, they're a *rare medium well done*


RFSwitchArt

\*slow clap\* If I had an award to give you.... I promise you that I would give it to you.


RFSwitchArt

Hey now, Puns are always good. You leave them out of this.


JustAStarcoShipper

r/PhilipDidNothingWrong


Rainbow_Angel110

This should be real


Hudson_the_meme

Yeah


Amity_Bight84

Same anyone who likes meat well done clearly has something wrong with them


carlsagerson

Imagine if Caleb used Charcoal instead of Propane.


BOB-ZE-BALDER

I mean I doubt they’d have a lot of propane laying around in ye ol’ days, or laying around the boiling isles


carlsagerson

Whale oil or equalvlents for Propane.


RFSwitchArt

From the look of what they're using, I'd say it's just regular old wood.


carlsagerson

It was a King of the Hill reference.


RFSwitchArt

I'm fully aware of that, boy I tell you hwhat.


twofacetoo

I love how we’re all just balls-deep on the theory about Eda and Evelyn being related. I mean I am too, I just like how it’s universally accepted by now


Amity_Bight84

I mean to be fair they look *a lot* alike


garmdian

I second that. A palisman that's nearly identical to other clawthorn palismans and has a name that lines up with every clawthorn naming styles.


Strider3jaeger

If only…


Spyko

[I'm sorry Caleb but you have to leave](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amKyA2PrSu4)


carlsagerson

The right way to tell someone who likes Well done steak. Politely yet firmly.


BulbasaurTreecko

so basically, Philip if he wasn’t racist?


TheGoodFiend

Belos is channeling Hank Hill


carlsagerson

On Hunter: That boy ain't right I tell you what.


Myu_The_Weirdo

Belos: do i look like i know what a Titan is? I just want a glyph of a god dang hotdog


BlueBlazeKing21

Never thought I would say this but “I agree with Philip”


AdOwn6899

If only.


Party-Cranberry-9325

Caleb likes well done steak? Guess Philip is the more reasonable brother after all.


ghost_warlock

Honestly some people just like jerky. It's a texture thing. And as long as they're paying for it, why should anyone care how they want to eat their food? I mean, some people put butter in coffee for Pete's sake! Overcooking a steak is innocent in comparison


MKagel

I'm sorry, they do WHAT to their coffee?


Dinkeycat

Yea, that one shocks me too


Ms--Take

I like well done steak so I can put it in a sandwich without soaking the bread


thewouldbeprince

I don't even eat meat and I know you're supposed to toast the inside of the bread to create an insulating layer against the juices, you HEATHEN.


Myu_The_Weirdo

Philip is the barbecue general


Whedonite144

Oh, if only....


Hero_of_the_toons

What could’ve been…also Evelyn right? I think I might know one of your descendants.


Davis-Stevens

Phillip: "Why the sudden marriage?" Evelyn: "Let’s just say him and I had way too much fun and suffered the consequences for it." Phillip: "What are you insinuating?" Caleb: "Well, you’re going to be an uncle." (Phillip froze) Phillip: "Oh, double congratulations!"


Robinsonaustin

It's honestly sad how Belos was unable to overcome his hatred for witches in canon. While he internalizes it as his brother being corrupted by the Demon Realm, he knows deep down it was his fault. Yet he continues on with his crusade because if he were to acknowledge that the world changed, it would mean also accepting the guilt over murdering Caleb. Sad, really.


Veyoya

Philip did nothing wrong.


Specific_Low_3012

Caleb: “It’s over Philip, I have the high ground!”


FactThis9813

Steaks couldn’t have been any lower, I guess


spacebatangeldragon8

The alternate universe where the brothers moved to the [Colony of Rhode Island](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colony_of_Rhode_Island_and_Providence_Plantations#Sanctuary_for_religious_freedom) instead of Connecticut.


Nirast25

[Why don’t you love who I am? What could’ve been.](https://youtu.be/liPu1_aPH5k)


Takarii-

Okay but if you think about it, all the things that happened in the series wouldn't have happened this way.. the emperor's coven wouldn't have existed, so Eda wouldn't have been cursed, she wouldn't have found the portal, and that way Luz wouldn't have come to the demon realm


kaos2478

Honestly would love to see a spin-off series following the story of the brothers


MrColdArrow

How dare you make Philip look reasonable-


Whedonite144

It was all just one big misunderstanding.


Moritzvcev

Id really like a possible Phillips Backstory spinnoff or smt


Mudskie

Timeline where both brothers got a girl


GuyIncognito38

Never thought I'd agree with Belos on something. Well-done steaks are awful.


maxler5795

*In spy's voice* Hm... ill take it.


vonictheanimelover

“Today ain’t your day pancakes”


ElDJBrojo

Belos: "WELL DONE! HOW DARE YOU?"


wertron132

The good ending.


DrakeDarrel

The minotaur out of frame: Please. I have a family!!


beAN__b0yY

Huh. Never thought I could.. agree with Belos..


Beneficial-Ganache67

Oh! So that's why philip killed him.Hes a monster who prefers juiceless steak


Mission_Hedgehog8168

That title make me go AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH WHYYYYYYYYYY!? Arcane reference


GiveMeMoreBurritos

Glad the oversimplified artstyle was just temporary


GeRbLiN-

I agree with Phillip a good steak is a juicy steak


Ruby_241

Philip: Firm but with little give, now that’s a Medium Rare Steak Hunter (C+E’s Son): What if somebody wants theirs Well Done uncle? Philip: We respect their decisions, despite how heretical it maybe.


why-the-f-am-I-not-F

This is the only case where I'll agree with Philip. We'll done steak is truly a sin.


Specific_Low_3012

If only…


Specific_Low_3012

The “What If…” Scenario we needed.


CountingSheep99

If Philip had been a good brother...


OGRaincoatKilla

Caleb just wanted to grill.


blank7589

Cool


Myu_The_Weirdo

Good ending


iOnlyLikeWoodBasses

Plot twist, he actually dies from choking on the steak


WolfPony64

The best timeline


Davis-Stevens

Eda: "Yeah, I can tell that story is BS, dad." Dell: "Really? That’s not how I heard it from Emperor Belos." Gwendolyn: "Dell, I’m pretty sure Eda can tell if it’s a lie or not, right Sweet Flea?" Lilith: "Yeah, that’s total witch-shit, Pop Pop." Dell: "Well… I’ll be a scarred man with a high STEAK." Eda: "Dad jokes? Really dad?"


Davis-Stevens

I really was thinking that Philip was gonna do something bad! This one is so funny! And at the end. Caleb: "We and Evelyn are getting married." Philip: "Congrats!" 😂


StardustWhip

Y’know what, I’m starting to think main-universe Philip made the right call; there are some choices that can *never* be forgiven...


Someoneoverthere42

I'm on Belos side on this one


Iamobssesdwithlemons

Day fourty five of saying my reactions to realizing the new mak mark comic is out: ohhhhh


Snapshot03

Nope, should’ve done it


princesscooler

Caleb's in the right, I want my meat cooked.


CattyOhio74

Such hersey must not go unpunished


examagravating

I need a full au of this.


ApexBoiz

Unrelated but i had to do a double take on the steak cuz I thought those were hands. Also this Philip is W.


Speedshot2006

I lost any respect I had for Caleb. Well done stake? Disgusting. It needs to be nice and juicy, medium rare. 😋 that is a “well done” stake


XenoLoreLover10

The Chad Au where he is a Chad in this universe, Hunter does not exist...


SebDaPerson

*The good ending*


DelfyDaun

The good ending xD


Background-Top4723

Phillip: *He snaps sitting on the bed, drenched in sweat.* No Caleb! *Breathing heavily, running a hand over his face. It was* ... It was just a nightmare, my God ... A nightmare ... Just a simple, stupid nightmare ... Kikimora: *From under the covers next to Phillip.* Go back to sleep dear, in the morning you have to take the children to the Flyer Derby game ... Phillip: *He snaps sitting on the bed, drenched in sweat and screaming. Immediately checking his side of the bed, finding it empty.* Good heavens ... A nightmare within a nightmare? *He lays down on the bed.* Thank god it's over and I'm finally awake- The Collector: *Opening the bedroom door slightly.* Dad? I think there is a monster in my closet ... Phillip: *Terrified scream.*


FudgeControl

I prefer my steak cooked, not raw.


Amity_Bight84

Medium rare isn't raw!


Puzzlehead-Engineer

I am 110% sure I heard Belos say her name was Evalyn (Ee-vah-lyn) and not Evelyn (Eh-veh-lyn) and I will DIE on this hill.


AquaAquila24

Then perish.


ararazu1

British pronunciation.


MukasTheMole

Dang, that was not what i expected. Still loved it though.


WillingShelf

They had us in the second third, not gonna lie