Luz: “Distraction Spell!”

My favorite joke from early season 1

My favorite joke is otter with a dark side

My favorite is Luz's smug author in a sweater picture

She got her good side

My favorite will always be "I've failed you as a pricipal."

I'll always love the 'owl tube' scene... Poor hooty

Mine too.

I love otter with a dark side, but I'm always particularly tickled by:   Eda: * loses head * "This just happens when you get older." Luz: *"Does it???!?!?!"*

Right there with you.

That line cemented Luz as one of my all time favorite Disney protagonists- Anyone who goes to Prom/Grom as an Otter (*with a dark side*) is awesome!

I got a couple of my best friends to watch the owl house! We are a trio now and we call ourselves the bad girls coven because we are nerds. Both of them are pan and I am bi and nonbinary. We want to go to a pride parade once we all graduate together, but this was another thing I suggested because all of us love the idea of wearing animal onesies and having a tea party. Actual goals. I've never cosplayed before, but I'm being encouraged to do a Raine cosplay because we are ALL obsessed with Raine and Eda, and one of them wants to be Amity :)

Luz: *thinking* thank you, Eda. *Meanwhile* Eda: *sneeze* huh… weird.

Eda: I feel proud for some reason. Darius: I feel buoyant.

darius grimwalker??????!?!?!?!?!? /s

I felt a disturbance in the force.

probably from all of amity's +4 cards

Eda: I sense a disturbance in the Human Realm. As if Luz suddenly cried out, and was suddenly silenced. I believe something mischievous has happened. Raine: ... I told you we should have left that Apple Blood with those corpses. Eda: Are you kidding? This is great stuff!

Eda: *proceeds to drunkenly stumble and fall into a bottomless pit*

She learned from the best

It’s the only one that works in the human realm

*throws an M67 frag grenade*

Why are we bringing human magic into this?

It was super effective

By earth standards, this means he's a witch.

Turns out the test was right 😂

I mean, he’s not actually a witch

But he's floating

But he weighs more than a duck

So does Willow, GUS and Amity

Only weighs about one amity

The one true measuring system

So.. If he weighs the same as a duck... he’s made of wood!

...and therefore?

...A WITCH! \*assorted yelling about witches\*

BURN !!!

But he is made of wood.

But that begs the question: Could he be carried by an african swallow?

BURN HIM

And he actually is.

Well he turned me into a newt...

I got better

They don't know that... 😅

Yeah. We don't even need a duck

*gasps*

Just to be sure, we should build a bridge out of him!

His weight wouldn't even support Gus. I refuse to get on that bridge.

Can you not also build bridges out of stone?

.....oh right....

Ye, bridges don't float, they stand.

Or a duck!

*gasps*

And what do we do with witches?

BURN THEM!

What’s wrong? All I see is a palistrom wood table

Seems normal to me. Nothing to see here, move along.

Now I imagine someone using Hunter for a log rolling competition

And Hunter went from a person to an object. Yeah you can downvote me, I'm not liking IT either.

>And Hunter went from person to an object. What sentence structure does to a mf

Ain't easy fighting with an autocorrect.

Gus attempts to drown Hunter.

Gus: “There can only be one”

And I am both

Gus: "And from the memories taken by Belos there is a whole fridge hidden in the castle with over 200 'Hunters' inside"

Willow: "oh really?"

Luz: \* sighs \* Pass me the Hunter Bonk Amity: You mean the Horny Bonk? Luz: No *\* takes a thin, tall, very woody grimwalker \**

Hunter: Uh guys... I don't think we should call it the Hunter Bonk in front of Willow....

This but he sings it

Breaking news! A small teenage boy attempted to drown another teenage boy. No one was harmed, but the teenage boy is going to juvie for his crimes against people.

Gus:IT WAS AN EXPERIMENT I'M INNOCENT

Police: an experiment to see if you could get away with murder, your coming with us

Gus:I'M INNOCENT *makes an illusion and tries to run away*

Police take illusion gus away and gus gets away scot free. Also, i'll add running away from the police to gus's list of crimes

Breaking news! The boy who tried to drown another boy sentences was changes to Death row for his crimes for attempt of murder

now imagine if Hunter *wasn’t* buoyant, and just never resurfaced. Survived all that just to be killed by his best friend.

New amogus kill?

Gus was the impostor?

At least he had permission. Probably.

You'll float too.

Pennywise came from the Boiling Isles.

Clowns were banished to the Human Realm long before giraffes were…

And Demon Realm denizens know to NEVER speak of them!

That would explain why the Joker survoved so many times.

OH MY GOSH THAT IS CANON 😂

Okay hear me out hooty is Pennywise i’ll see myself out

Yo, Amity’s got the fucking nuclear codes of UNO god damn!

I was about to say "I see the cards amity has and i am scared"

She looks more evil than she ever has too.

No offense to Vee but she is about to get destroyed

And look at her face. She knows it.

Palistrom wood can float. We learned that from [giving Ghost a bath.](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheOwlHouse/comments/wqpq4l/in_the_backyard/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)

probably also the conclusion Amity is reaching for before Luz distracts her

MoringMark lore

Nice moment especially with Luz keeping Hunter's secret but I can't think of anything worst than wet uno/playing cards. Also Amity has too many wild cards. She bout to +4 someone on every turn Edit : now that I think about it, Luz probably gave amity all those +4 to make sure she was distracted.

Amity also has a pretty evil grin in that last panel.

She knows the game too well. Luz I imagine taught her well for better or worst.

that’s the face of someone who’s about to ruin the day of anyone who gets too close to an Uno.

It was on this day that the Hexside Squad made sure to never play a board game again with Amity.

Bored game... We need to find interested games now

I swear auto correct hates me

Same, on a mobile turning it into IT

Theres something much worse then the +4, the almighty +12

I've done a straight +28 before (don't ask how many +2 and +4 cards were needed for that one)

The specifically make waterproof Uno cards for this express purpose. they're see through

We’re just going to ignore that Hunter almost drowned in TTT

the belos goop is just very heavy

It's just a goop, IT can't Weigh much, especially since it's also mushed palistroom Wood.

Weighed down by a guilty conscience

Hunter said IT himself, Belos doesn't feel guilt. He Has no regrets, nothing holds him down, no heart and no soul.

Eh, I was just pulling a joke But that actually makes me wonder, if he has no regrets, why was he in pain when Gus made him relive his past in King's Tide?

He still Had human emotions back them and probably can Remember the pain since sometimes emotikona can get out of hand, but currently on his monster form Belos Has no humanisty left. He can't even transform into a human anymore.

I'm not sure that's confirmed tho, he clearly seemed upset at "caleb"

Belos may have different definition of "upset" which doesn't make him normal and same, and that's the point, he isn't. Even psycopaths grow gradually worse instead of instantly being good at being psychos and Belos Had centuries of experience.

I was thinking of that 😅

Gracefully so, yeah!

I didn’t even try ink about that

Seems like it

Is him also lighter than a duck?

Grimwalkers are very buoyant apparently.

i wonder if you could use one as a raft

More likely a surfboard or one of those pool noodles… or maybe a piece of driftwood. Should we have Willow test that surfboard thing just in case?

Probably not since Gus could easily push Hunter under water.

So are Palisman.

HE US A WITCH HE WEIGHS AS MUCH AS A DUCK

... he literally almost drowned in thanks to them tho to be fair, >!belos was inside of him!<

I doubt Belos weighs much. He's very light without heart, soul and conscience

The weight of his sins are very heavy

Belos possesing Hunter probably damaged Hunter's body to the point when it can sink

Amity is about to send someone to the shadow realm

Vee and Luz: *intense sweating*

Amity has two +4s in her hand and is surely coming up with a devilish scheme.

I think she even has three +4s

I guess you CAN build a bridge out of him!

He must weigh less than a duck.

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

r/unexpectedMontyPython

Belos: I know where you can find a bunch of them if you want.

Amity's hand in the last panel. Either about to ruin the game for her girlfriend or her future sister in law.

So if he floats, that means he’s made of wood. And if hes made of wood, that would mean he weighs the same as a duck, which would make him…. . . . #A WITCH! HE’S A WITCH

###HOLY SHIT

I love how amity is wearing a floatie ( that's what they're called right? )

That's an inner tube. Gus is wearing floaties.

If he weighs the same as a duck he's made of wood... And therefore... a witch!

We could have had this with a full season three.

Amity face on the last panel is just pure gold

Luz manages to hide Hunter's secret from Amity, Willow, Gus, and Vee by playing a game. Smart girl.

Eda taught her well.

Gus most likely knows already

Hmm, so Hunter weighs the same as a duck, writing that down

Amity about to end Luz's career. Three draw fours and a draw two... RIP Luz

Hunter is the second coming.

Of our Lord and savior hooty

Hunter is a surfboard.

Hunter is HIS OWN surfboard!

He's a cool surfer dude now 😎

oh god AMITY HAS ALL THE GOOD CARDS

*Admit you're a Grimwalker or draw 25 Cards* Hunter:

I shall share this one with the Uno Master Of the House -- my wife!

Beach Episode!

“Build a bridge out of him!”

Nice Unos!

Hunter “the log” Noceda- Deamonne- Clawthorne- Whispers reporting for a game of uno!

Question: Does he weigh the same as a duck?

Build a bridge out of them! But can't a bridge also be built from stone? What else does wood do? It floats And what else floats? bread, apples, very small rocks... A DUCK!

Playing Uno is a dangerous risk by itself, but PLAYING IT AT SEA?? WWIII incoming

Technically Uno is safe to play in international waters.

That's mean.

Agreed.

That would definitely change the ending of “Thanks to Them” >!Hunter: But most of all, I'd like to make sure you never hurt anyone again! Belos: Nooooo! *Belos jumps into the water, only to surface* Belos: What? How?!!<

POV: Amity said Hunter's a Grimwalker Willow: There are ways of telling if he is a Grimwalker. Amity: Are there? Amity and Gus: Tell us! Willow: Tell me, what do you do with Grimwalkers? Amity and Gus: BURN THEM! Willow: And what do you burn, apart from Grimwalkers? Gus: Bald witches! Amity: *smacks Gus* Wood! Willow: So, why do Grimwalkers burn? Amity and Gus: *thinking* Amity: Because they're made of wood? Willow: Good! So, how do we tell whether he is made of wood? Amity: Build a bridge out of him! Willow: Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone? Amity: ...oh, yeah. Willow: Does wood sink in water? Amity and Gus: No, no-it floats! It floats! Throw him into the pond! Willow: What also floats in water? Amity: Bread! Gus: Apples! Very small rocks! Amity and Gus: *keep listing off things that float in water* Vee, on the dock: A duck! Willow: Exactly! So, logically... Amity: If he weighs the same as a duck... he's made of wood! Willow: And therefore... Gus: A Grimwalker! Willow: Very good! We shall use my largest scales!

Luz: *starts to regrets showing them Monty Python*

Amitys gonna destroy them all

What if we used 100% of the brain?

Watch out, looks like amity’s gonna win

Amity has 3 +4's oh god vee or luz is dead

Gus: tries to submerge Hunter. Hunter: angrily bobbles back up.

Virgin sinking regular person Chad floating Hunter

He’s a witch!

Can Hunter rot?

*Further down the line* Hunter:"I lost an arm!" Luz:*googling where the nearest IKEA is.*

Not canon, Hunter almost drowned in TtT, however I like how Hexsquad test their friendship by playing uno.

It's all fun and games until Hunter flips over

HIS FACEEEE

I thought Gus was going to use him as a surfboard

Well thats one way to play uno on water

Amity is dangerous on the last panel cuz they have a reverse card and 3 take four cards.

Luz was like: Let's play Uno!!!

UNO Solves Practical Problems.

Guess some witches do float

Gus in water wings is so strangely appropriate aesthetically

*inhale* DAVID HASSELHOFF FROM THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE

So if he floats, he must weigh about the same as a duck, and that means…

How do you know he is a witch???

All this reminds me of is the uno reverse card animatic on yt

*Sometime later* Luz: Hey, where are the Palismen? Gus: Oh they just wanted to recreate something they saw in a Movie! Hunter and Palismen: *Recreates the David Hasselhoff Scene from the Spongebob Movie*

Man I loved the beach episode! Season 3 has been great!

I never thought that my favourite thing about the Owl House would end up being — Fandom continuously comparing Hunter to a plank of wood. Proudly, here we are.

being a grimwalker has its benifits(?) (downsides?)

*cracks knuckles* well, time to make another fnf joke. *Pasta Night*

This comic aged like fine milk