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Vic_000

Truly a nightmare for Luz putting Amity in a situation like that. >(I'm sorry) No, you are not. :P Love it, I really love the adult designs of this AU.


1milionand6times

The love of your life is in mortal danger. **But cat.**


VoxTV1

You can choose between a wife and a cat. This is easy. Cat obviusly


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StandardTime3865

That last line is 7 syllables, though.


CharginChuck42

"We've got a 5-7-7 syllable situation here!"


Really_Confused_Gay

I count 6 syllables, it's "ea-sy cat o-bvious-ly" Right?


StandardTime3865

Ob-vi-ous-ly


Really_Confused_Gay

Who pronounces both b and v separately?


StandardTime3865

https://www.google.com/search?q=obviously&rlz=1C1CHBD\_enUS961US961&oq=obviously&aqs=chrome..69i57j0i395i433i512j0i67i395j0i395i512j0i395i433i512j0i395i512j0i67i395j0i395i512l3.7358j1j4&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8


Really_Confused_Gay

It just shows me the Spanish translation of Obviously (because my browser is set to Spanish 😅)


Chubby_Queen

"Uhh, that's one too many syllables there, bub."


nedflandersmustache

Take my free award and throw me out the door.


Minecraftfan02

Good bot


Bonecreatoreddit

Good bot


unkindmillie

ikr. if its the difference between my wife or my cat fr fuck the cat then


Eternity-crown

Please do not fuck the cat


YEETSEEET

Now I will do it out of spite


Anderake

Shane?


YEETSEEET

Shane??


Anderake

Dawson


Background-Top4723

... I don't think I like how Luz is a manipulative bitch in this AU ... But after all it's an AU where Luz is in the place of Belos, so ... Is it weird that I want more of this AU?


-ShadowsLost-

> Is it weird that I want more of this AU? Nope, I want more of this AU too.


theembodimentoffat

Same


YoungYoda711

I assume it’s more out of desperation rather than actual malice


Outrageous_Mistake27

Even if it was desperation. I don't think Luz would agree to kill palismans to keep herself alive. She'd probably just try to find a different way, and if she can't, just accept it and try to live the rest of her days the best she could.


YoungYoda711

I was implying that this was after she’d given up and realised this was her only option. Desperation can fuck someone up.


Outrageous_Mistake27

I agree, desperation could make you do terrible stuff. But a more true to character situation would be if Amity or Eda found out about Luz's condition, and tried their best to convince her to kill the palismans instead. She'd say no of course, then they'd try to trick her to take in the palismans' energy by killing them themselves. We'd still get the situation in the panel above but it'd be more of a conversation that Amity has with herself. "Oh no, Luz is dying, but we're out of Palismans, what do we do ? Amity, think, Ghost is everything to you, but your wife is dying, what do you choose ?" A little dark, but it'd fit the characters way more


cooliochill

I like to think of it like this AU's Luz descended slowly into desperation and greed. Her need of palismans is so constant that it overtime overrid all her other cares and worries (like it seems happened to Belos), and now she's trying to manipulate people because she only cares about more palismans. Amity stayed with her because it was a gradual change in Luz, and this is the ultimatum of that change. That's my headcanon anyways.


TE-AR

ah good ol morbid curiosity


WulfBorn

Luz: You're free to choose (but let's sprinkle a bit more emotional manipulation and remind you I am dying, if you couldn't already see that). Amity: ... 🥺.


thetaterman314

Ooh, delicious suffering


-ShadowsLost-

There's no better way to start the day than a healthy serving of suffering! (An essential part of any balanced breakfast)


theembodimentoffat

This is a gold-certified comment.


JustSwag925

Why must you do this


BlueRabbit1999

I’m glad their still together in this au, but also the choice tho 😅


Azure_cerulean

ah.... u want to hurt us, dont you ? Lemme just call Grunkle Stan to get his 10 guns that he owns


test_username_WIP

ill get something better... A LADDER


TrashSoldier01

You’re a manic! I love it


QuothTheRaven713

Can I say how much I love their hairstyles here? Because I love their hairstyles.


Thannk

A Luz who would force her to choose is a Luz the rest of the Luzverse would shun. Seriously, canon Luz risked her life to get her her job back.


dimpletown

Anyone who makes you choose, isn't worth your choice


Kozolith765981

this luz doesn't deserve the cat, choose the cat


Mastermaze

I strongly dislike this characterization of Luz as a manipulative partner, but thats not to say Fan Fiction cant be Fan Fiction


NeighborhoodShoddy81

I mean, she is the replacement to Belos


Major-Promotion7079

Ok one: fuck you Two:this is incredible And three:😭


D-WTF

Give Ghost a little salami before giving it to Luz


MercenaryGundam

I need more of this.


MightyTheArmadillo22

That’s some Angst, but not as much angst as your Amphibia AU has the potential to have.


MrBonesDoesReddit

Ghost is just there like doing nothing


Lilwhale_Mama

Idk much about this AU but this is kind of an abusive relationship lol


AndriashiK

Did Luz inherited some of Belos' personality traits with the curse? Because if it is, does that mean that the current carrier of the curse is influenced by the previous carriers? Because if it is, I like that.


Gnomin_Supreme

Hunter even now already has Wild-Magic based theories on alternatives to Paligoo for a curse treatment, so this likely wouldn't be an issue this far into the future.


Camosaur4

Ooou an ultimatum. On one hand I would think Amity could forsee this happening and find a way to cure Luz. On the other hand then we wouldn't get this juicy decision.


Dracorex_22

Luz wants to eat Amity's pu-


thetaterman314

*EMPEROR’S COVEN, OPEN UP!*


theembodimentoffat

This thread is pure ✨**comedy platinum**✨.


theembodimentoffat

ssy


Ironofdoom

Someone give a link to the au. I’m really intrested


RipredTheGnawer

This better be the start of a BeLuz redemption arc.


TheWyster

why would you do this?


Ruby_241

The Wife told me either her or the Cat… Titan I miss her…


Toonwatcher

And afterwards Amity went catatonic.


StormNext5301

yo what the fuck who gave you permission to make me feel emotions?


theembodimentoffat

I think it was Dana.


SteveTheViking

I NEED a source for this. Love the AU!


Darmug

Well now we know how this au of Luz gets Belos's curse. >!She tattoos glyphs on herself and got punched in the face.!<


Feralman2003

Amity im fucking diying right now, give me the C A T


MrBonesDoesReddit

Ive never fallen in love with an au this hard, i need more of this (btw ghost will probably not be enough)


ADogeMan

Luz


AdamGoodtime123

Username checks out /jk


ADogeMan

Luz better


Kozolith765981

but **cat** do you realize what amity's being asked to give up here? **cat**


ADogeMan

Why i got down voted?


Hunter9244filipino

No matter who's dying, the Cat is more important ...i think


Any_Change_63

I love Lumity but there are plenty more fishes in the sea dear Amity.


tcs0

Not cool


bruhmp44

Ohh theory maybe just maybe being the ruler of the boiling isles makes you die or you get cursed idk just a thought


Radiant-Ad-1976

I've played an indie psychological game known as Omori so the best course of option in this situation is.......... **STAB YOURSELF, NOW!**


MercenaryGundam

*After watching the recent episodes* Luz.... What did you do?


t_t_network

That leaves a question what does monster/cursed luz look like


Good_Mixture_1860

Luz would never ask this