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Total Honesty

Total Honesty

TAGO2023

Wouldn't it be funny if Amity's Fairy pie actually tasted good when Luz finally decides to eat it? Luz: "wow... this tastes really good actually!" Amity: "i told you!" Luz: "what ingredients did you use?" Amity: *Romantic sigh* "Love" ***turns out the secret ingredient is a real Heart***


Whereismyaccountt

I non sarcastically think fairy pie must be something you only make for people special to you she seem very embarrassed when she gave it. Either that or its like home brewing chocolate in valentines, so you better swallow it if necessary Luz >:(


Sealgaire45

Alternatively, it might also be her first attempt at cooking.


InfiniteParticles

If that was her first attempt then holy shit. That was a solid pie crust and design


Sealgaire45

Well you know, Blights accept only the perfection et cetera


M00NM4DN355

Except it's undercooked


Sealgaire45

Or is it? Maybe the fairy pie is like a steak. Should bleed a little.


M00NM4DN355

I think the "it's very fresh" line was meant to imply that the fairies were not killed prior to baking, and may not even be fully dead when they get to Luz


Boating_Enthusiast

>Or is it? Maybe the fairy pie is like a steak. Should bleed a little. *Luz's_reaction_to_detatched_hooty.gif*


GoodGodItsAHuman

Are you telling me you eat steak well-done?


Mr-Motor

*In Gordon Ramsay voice* "These fairies are so uncooked that a good healing covenant could still save them."


TheGoodSirRyan

It's not her first pie.


Acrobatic_Quiet_8841

You dont need whats already there


Lukthar123

You can't bake blush pie, tho


cherrythrow7

Because it's too embarrassed to leave the oven!


MattLocke

Which would be interesting since the first fairy Luz met seemed to want to eat her. Or at least her skin. If fairies on the BI frequently try to eat humanoids, I could see why they would become a pie ingredient.


BulbasaurTreecko

nothing better than jam, love, and fresh murder!


Ruby_241

*Whose Heart you may ask?* *Some questions are best left unanswer-* **Tibbles, it was Tibbles…**


lankeylonk

Plot twist of the century: ***Luz has no problem with the innocent dying.*** Also the pies good, that to I guess.


MagicDoge2345

If I’m being honest I just always thought it was something she wouldn’t be able to digest 😭


InnocentTailor

Open the pie and stab the heart! Part of the ship! Part of the crew!


Darangi

Like that episode ending of adventure time where Finn ends up eating the human flesh lmao


Shadowbros_proOG

Plot twist: It was Hunter’s heart


IBarrakiI

[Delicioso!](https://braziliankitchenabroad.com/grilled-chicken-hearts/)


lankeylonk

We never actually got to see Luz try fairy pie because of her getting expelled and trying to get back in so... *how does it actually taste?*


77_explorer

Berries and homicide


lankeylonk

I just realized those fairies survived being in an oven for an undisclosed amount of time, like probably anything toxic to a human would've been burned in the oven but them fairies are probably on the virge of death


techno156

It could also go the other way. Anything that would make it edible for humans would have been destroyed in the oven, and it's only the witch-compatible stuff that survived.


lankeylonk

I'd imagine witches can eat anything humans can because Eda hasn't mentioned anything like that when she has gone to the human realm, really I think the reason Luz can't eat food is because of magic which witches probably wouldn't have a problem with


lalalachacha248

I'm a little lad who loves berries and homicide!


StormNext5301

I’m taking this as canon


Turnoverdisc

Homo-side


TheGoodSirRyan

Luz:... Luz: *OK, I'm sorry! I can't eat this! My human stomach can't handle it! It's just too disturbing!* Amity:... Amity: Ohhhhh...that's right. You're a different...species...Eh, we'll work something out.


Matt-EEE

Amity (*blushing*): Though… I might know a special liittle something that you alone can eat…. Luz: … what could it be? Where is it? Are you hiding it? Amity: Well… *She presses her lips against Luz’s and begins kissing her passionately with a feisty intensity. She pulls herself away from Luz.* Luz (*absolutely flustered*): Oh, wow. Lips.


BulbasaurTreecko

woah, the fanfiction is strong in this one


Matt-EEE

Funnily enough, I *do* have a fanfiction planned. Although, it might be too big and too ambitious. Maybe some encouragement might motivate me. Edit: Alright, geez. I’ll do it. This fanfic will be called Mirror Broken. It will be a mix of anthology and a basic three act structure and will be a dimension hopping character study of both Luz and Amity as they ship other versions of themselves again and again. It’s ambitious because one, I want to draw at least two images per chapter and two, the way the story is structured may make it roughly 20-ish chapters long. Also, it establishes a multiverse (I even have ideas for a Jojo Luz and Amity, complete with Stands.) It’s a good thing I just started my holidays.


Caw-zrs6

*Palpatine voice* Do it.


Taciteanus

Make it so.


Daviddv1202

# DO IT! JUST DO IT! DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS! YESTERDAY, YOU SAID TOMORROW! SO JUST DO IT! MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE! JUST DO IT! SOME PEOPLE DREAM OF SUCCESS, WHILE YOU'RE GONNA WAKE UP AND WORK HARD AT IT! NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE! YOU SHOULD GET TO THE POINT WHERE ANYONE ELSE WOULD QUIT, AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA STOP THERE! NO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! DO IT! JUST DO IT! YES YOU CAN! JUST DO IT!


BulbasaurTreecko

cool! I can’t wait to see how it goes!


the_clash_is_back

Luz breakers out in hives


fluffyplayery

I thought that was going in a very different direction when I read the first sentence. Glad I was wrong on that one.


InnocentTailor

Cue the Kenny G!: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=447yaU_4DF8


LuciaNoceda

Feel like they would both get too red and pass out. If that happens, Eda can deal with it.


lankeylonk

I mean anything toxic to a human would've burned/dried up in the oven


Torgamous

Cadmium?


lankeylonk

Ah yes my favorite baking ingredient, ***toxic metal***


Torgamous

Would you really be that surprised if toxic metal intolerance kept Luz from eating most Boiling Isles foods?


lankeylonk

Honestly, no


GoodGodItsAHuman

The way things are going, she'll be able to chug flint water with no effects when she gets back


vinny7299

In retaliation luz needs to make amity a human desert maybe a velvet cake


firedrakes

that can nearly kill aminty.... revenge is a dish best served cold.....


LetsDoTheCongna

Season 4, Episode 7: Amity gets cancer


Mountain_golem

That was first case of diabites on the boiling islands


Vic_000

Do it Luz, don't hurt Amity's heart.


diamondXpage5

Don’t hurt her heart, eat the fairy’s hearts in the pie


Jetfury1998

Why do I get the feeling eating that thing would be the one meal equivalent of skipping breakfast, eating Taco Bell for lunch, and finally going to the local Indian place for dinner?


GoodGodItsAHuman

That's oddly specific


Jetfury1998

Yeah I saw it in a meme somewhere, the punchline being unfortunately against the person in question's toilet as it's represented by a gif of a man taking off his sunglasses in astonishment and mouthing the words "HOLY SHIT!" RIP toilet


SFH12345

Luz: *picks up a slice* You're doing this for Amity you're doing this for Amity you're doing this for Amity...


Samdyhighground23

No cost too great


EndoTheSkeleton

*yeets child into the abyss so it can become hollow*


Samdyhighground23

If luz was thrown into the abyss she would be the hollow light


EndoTheSkeleton

Luz would've made the Radiance and Pale King hug it out being honest


Samdyhighground23

And if that doesn’t work, there’s always violence


EndoTheSkeleton

Luz wouldn't even need to perform the violence, she'd just need to call her mom and she'd one shot them both with a sandal


Samdyhighground23

It like the Radiance Boss Screen but instead of saying The Radiance, it say La Chancla


EndoTheSkeleton

Lmao, yeah


Samdyhighground23

I wish i knew how to edit because i would definitely make that


lankeylonk

*good girlfriends follow orders*


TheAwesomeTomato42

I think you mean AWESOME girlfriends follow orders


Davnick1015

Okay, a Bad Batch AU would be awesome! 😂


fire_falco94

You dig your own grave 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


xxCandy_floofxx

Just like Hunter


InuGhost

Luz: Regarding total honesty, were you really going to just let Principal Bump dissect me? Amity: *blushing bright red* I gotta go!


TheGoodSirRyan

Oof.


gratiggy

Sometimes lies are for the greater good


teredacted79

“The hardest choices require the strongest wills” - thanos


Trenki_Melow

My head canon is that every time Amity does one of these pies, she actually have to kill the fairies in cold blood while she hears them scream in agony.


zoomer296

Nah, [they were very much alive and screaming](https://youtu.be/Do-uRcbKw9M).


lurker_archon

Imagine your gf eating a live, sentient, screaming fairy.


lankeylonk

Judging from her expression in this comic she ***has eaten*** one of her pies, so Luz kinda committed murder.


BulbasaurTreecko

come on Luz, its an eat or be eaten world. The fairies had it coming…


Puzzlehead_Coyote

Eat the damn(ed) pie Luz! Ha


Luz-the-Witch

Total honesty, it looks atrocious but is actually surprisingly edible


AmityBlight77

Oh thank Titan. I've never actually eaten one myself, Em said it cursed it.


Luz-the-Witch

Another Amity? How many girlfriends do i have?!


AmityBlight77

I could ask you the same question, tbh


Luz-the-Witch

But i asked first


AmityBlight77

I asked you second


Luz-the-Witch

You have a point here


AmityBlight77

Love you


smegheadsev

It's a trap! Send no reply!


B_M_Wilson

To be honest, I would eat it. As long as you ignore the screaming, looks pretty good.


SlateExe

Luz Honesty is sometimes not the best policy-


Icy-Performer-9688

Yeeeees........... smoke bomb!


Snowcitty

Luz just eat it if makes you throw up then you can say sorry amity i guess fairy pie skmeting i can't digest


TheLastFalseKing

Amity pulling out the stops with these "I've got you in check, Noceda" tests


pizza-parker76

Moringmark TOH comic number 135


JamesIsHereYT

Luz: aw shit, here we go again.


IBarrakiI

Amity é a senadora na CPI. Luz é a investigada e não pode mentir na CPI. Luz escolhe permanecer calada.


Slight_LEON

What ?


littlewillie610

The truth had to come out eventually.


NightMare_sprit

Luz "OK Awesome girlfriend I'll be honest, I hate... How I love it so much"


ToughAcanthisitta451

Luz is quite literally about to eat her own words.


mon5634

we all know where this is going but I'll let you guess a: she gets slapped b: she gets slapped c: she gets slapped d: all of the above


Mr-Pringlz-and-Carl

If you don't have anything nice to say...


PPSTICKX

Litterally the Padme meme.


jjcarms5

I imagined the second panel with luz flatly telling amity her promise


Rooby__booby

Eowyn's stew


MrHellGamer

Nice comic like always Mark!


AverageHail

Luz: \*sweating profusely\*


dilsoldier79

Dont make a promise you Can't keep


-FoolProofGaming-

*objection 2001 starts up*


PerformanceOk2108

Why is Amity acting a little bit suspicious?.


Aggravating_Exam3611

"ITS A TRAP"


Willingness-Due

That’s kinda evil


myanikilogramme

tell the truth Luz


Hakuice0

Fairy pie for her tummy tum makes a Luz say yummy yum~


MegaManTheMighty

What's the name of the artist? Does he/she have an instagram account?


TheGoodSirRyan

MoringMark. He has a Tumblr.


rayleo02

Luz........ *Don't move, don't think, don't breathe*


oPedroPepo

I think the fairy pie is some sort of criticism for eating animals


lkmk

What’s with those expressions in the first panel?


OverthkerCali

LUUUUUUUZ? *suspiciously suspicious* 🤨


Nightingod

That face, I’m actually fuking dying😂


xelab04

Are all of these short comics in any order? And is there any place I can read all of them without sorting through top here? I'm soo really enjoying all of them, they're really helping my TOH withdrawal symptoms!


Amity__Blight__

What? She doesn't like it? You should see some of the HUMAN food.