By - makmark
Wouldn't it be funny if Amity's Fairy pie actually tasted good when Luz finally decides to eat it?
Luz: "wow... this tastes really good actually!"
Amity: "i told you!"
Luz: "what ingredients did you use?"
Amity: *Romantic sigh* "Love"
***turns out the secret ingredient is a real Heart***
I non sarcastically think fairy pie must be something you only make for people special to you she seem very embarrassed when she gave it.
Either that or its like home brewing chocolate in valentines, so you better swallow it if necessary Luz >:(
Alternatively, it might also be her first attempt at cooking.
If that was her first attempt then holy shit.
That was a solid pie crust and design
Well you know, Blights accept only the perfection et cetera
Except it's undercooked
Or is it? Maybe the fairy pie is like a steak. Should bleed a little.
I think the "it's very fresh" line was meant to imply that the fairies were not killed prior to baking, and may not even be fully dead when they get to Luz
>Or is it? Maybe the fairy pie is like a steak. Should bleed a little.
Are you telling me you eat steak well-done?
*In Gordon Ramsay voice*
"These fairies are so uncooked that a good healing covenant could still save them."
It's not her first pie.
You dont need whats already there
You can't bake blush pie, tho
Because it's too embarrassed to leave the oven!
Which would be interesting since the first fairy Luz met seemed to want to eat her. Or at least her skin.
If fairies on the BI frequently try to eat humanoids, I could see why they would become a pie ingredient.
nothing better than jam, love, and fresh murder!
*Whose Heart you may ask?*
*Some questions are best left unanswer-*
**Tibbles, it was Tibbles…**
Plot twist of the century: ***Luz has no problem with the innocent dying.*** Also the pies good, that to I guess.
If I’m being honest I just always thought it was something she wouldn’t be able to digest 😭
Open the pie and stab the heart!
Part of the ship! Part of the crew!
Like that episode ending of adventure time where Finn ends up eating the human flesh lmao
Plot twist: It was Hunter’s heart
We never actually got to see Luz try fairy pie because of her getting expelled and trying to get back in so... *how does it actually taste?*
Berries and homicide
I just realized those fairies survived being in an oven for an undisclosed amount of time, like probably anything toxic to a human would've been burned in the oven but them fairies are probably on the virge of death
It could also go the other way. Anything that would make it edible for humans would have been destroyed in the oven, and it's only the witch-compatible stuff that survived.
I'd imagine witches can eat anything humans can because Eda hasn't mentioned anything like that when she has gone to the human realm, really I think the reason Luz can't eat food is because of magic which witches probably wouldn't have a problem with
I'm a little lad who loves berries and homicide!
I’m taking this as canon
Luz: *OK, I'm sorry! I can't eat this! My human stomach can't handle it! It's just too disturbing!*
Amity: Ohhhhh...that's right. You're a different...species...Eh, we'll work something out.
Amity (*blushing*): Though… I might know a special liittle something that you alone can eat….
Luz: … what could it be? Where is it? Are you hiding it?
*She presses her lips against Luz’s and begins kissing her passionately with a feisty intensity. She pulls herself away from Luz.*
Luz (*absolutely flustered*): Oh, wow. Lips.
woah, the fanfiction is strong in this one
Funnily enough, I *do* have a fanfiction planned. Although, it might be too big and too ambitious. Maybe some encouragement might motivate me.
Edit: Alright, geez. I’ll do it. This fanfic will be called Mirror Broken. It will be a mix of anthology and a basic three act structure and will be a dimension hopping character study of both Luz and Amity as they ship other versions of themselves again and again. It’s ambitious because one, I want to draw at least two images per chapter and two, the way the story is structured may make it roughly 20-ish chapters long. Also, it establishes a multiverse (I even have ideas for a Jojo Luz and Amity, complete with Stands.) It’s a good thing I just started my holidays.
*Palpatine voice* Do it.
Make it so.
# DO IT! JUST DO IT! DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS! YESTERDAY, YOU SAID TOMORROW! SO JUST DO IT! MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE! JUST DO IT! SOME PEOPLE DREAM OF SUCCESS, WHILE YOU'RE GONNA WAKE UP AND WORK HARD AT IT! NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE! YOU SHOULD GET TO THE POINT WHERE ANYONE ELSE WOULD QUIT, AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA STOP THERE! NO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! DO IT! JUST DO IT! YES YOU CAN! JUST DO IT!
cool! I can’t wait to see how it goes!
Luz breakers out in hives
I thought that was going in a very different direction when I read the first sentence. Glad I was wrong on that one.
Cue the Kenny G!: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=447yaU_4DF8
Feel like they would both get too red and pass out. If that happens, Eda can deal with it.
I mean anything toxic to a human would've burned/dried up in the oven
Ah yes my favorite baking ingredient, ***toxic metal***
Would you really be that surprised if toxic metal intolerance kept Luz from eating most Boiling Isles foods?
The way things are going, she'll be able to chug flint water with no effects when she gets back
In retaliation luz needs to make amity a human desert maybe a velvet cake
that can nearly kill aminty....
revenge is a dish best served cold.....
Season 4, Episode 7: Amity gets cancer
That was first case of diabites on the boiling islands
Do it Luz, don't hurt Amity's heart.
Don’t hurt her heart, eat the fairy’s hearts in the pie
Why do I get the feeling eating that thing would be the one meal equivalent of skipping breakfast, eating Taco Bell for lunch, and finally going to the local Indian place for dinner?
That's oddly specific
Yeah I saw it in a meme somewhere, the punchline being unfortunately against the person in question's toilet as it's represented by a gif of a man taking off his sunglasses in astonishment and mouthing the words "HOLY SHIT!" RIP toilet
Luz: *picks up a slice* You're doing this for Amity you're doing this for Amity you're doing this for Amity...
No cost too great
*yeets child into the abyss so it can become hollow*
If luz was thrown into the abyss she would be the hollow light
Luz would've made the Radiance and Pale King hug it out being honest
And if that doesn’t work, there’s always violence
Luz wouldn't even need to perform the violence, she'd just need to call her mom and she'd one shot them both with a sandal
It like the Radiance Boss Screen but instead of saying The Radiance, it say La Chancla
I wish i knew how to edit because i would definitely make that
*good girlfriends follow orders*
I think you mean AWESOME girlfriends follow orders
Okay, a Bad Batch AU would be awesome! 😂
You dig your own grave 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just like Hunter
Luz: Regarding total honesty, were you really going to just let Principal Bump dissect me?
Amity: *blushing bright red* I gotta go!
Sometimes lies are for the greater good
“The hardest choices require the strongest wills” - thanos
My head canon is that every time Amity does one of these pies, she actually have to kill the fairies in cold blood while she hears them scream in agony.
Nah, [they were very much alive and screaming](https://youtu.be/Do-uRcbKw9M).
Imagine your gf eating a live, sentient, screaming fairy.
Judging from her expression in this comic she ***has eaten*** one of her pies, so Luz kinda committed murder.
come on Luz, its an eat or be eaten world. The fairies had it coming…
Eat the damn(ed) pie Luz! Ha
Total honesty, it looks atrocious but is actually surprisingly edible
Oh thank Titan. I've never actually eaten one myself, Em said it cursed it.
Another Amity? How many girlfriends do i have?!
I could ask you the same question, tbh
But i asked first
I asked you second
You have a point here
It's a trap! Send no reply!
To be honest, I would eat it. As long as you ignore the screaming, looks pretty good.
Luz Honesty is sometimes not the best policy-
Yeeeees........... smoke bomb!
Luz just eat it if makes you throw up then you can say sorry amity i guess fairy pie skmeting i can't digest
Amity pulling out the stops with these "I've got you in check, Noceda" tests
Moringmark TOH comic number 135
Luz: aw shit, here we go again.
Amity é a senadora na CPI.
Luz é a investigada e não pode mentir na CPI.
Luz escolhe permanecer calada.
The truth had to come out eventually.
Luz "OK Awesome girlfriend I'll be honest, I hate... How I love it so much"
Luz is quite literally about to eat her own words.
we all know where this is going
but I'll let you guess
a: she gets slapped
b: she gets slapped
c: she gets slapped
d: all of the above
If you don't have anything nice to say...
Litterally the Padme meme.
I imagined the second panel with luz flatly telling amity her promise
Nice comic like always Mark!
Luz: \*sweating profusely\*
Dont make a promise you Can't keep
*objection 2001 starts up*
Why is Amity acting a little bit suspicious?.
"ITS A TRAP"
That’s kinda evil
tell the truth Luz
Fairy pie for her tummy tum makes a Luz say yummy yum~
What's the name of the artist? Does he/she have an instagram account?
MoringMark. He has a Tumblr.
*Don't move, don't think, don't breathe*
I think the fairy pie is some sort of criticism for eating animals
What’s with those expressions in the first panel?
LUUUUUUUZ? *suspiciously suspicious* 🤨
That face, I’m actually fuking dying😂
Are all of these short comics in any order? And is there any place I can read all of them without sorting through top here?
I'm soo really enjoying all of them, they're really helping my TOH withdrawal symptoms!
She doesn't like it?
You should see some of the HUMAN food.