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Dildo-bangins

The old dick, jugular combo


BellsOnNutsMeansXmas

This is not the blowjob he signed up for.


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Funniest comment ever


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doublevaginalboy

Yeah the part of that part I like the most is when the horn enters


Sun-Appropriate

Fucking weirdo


doublevaginalboy

You’re projecting


Sun-Appropriate

Whatever u say but u can't deny ur fucking weird


doublevaginalboy

You’re still projecting


Sun-Appropriate

You r gross


doublevaginalboy

You’re projecting


barrysheer

Yeah, that guy is definitely dead...


QuiteLargely

He actually survived; there’s a longer version in which he’s picked up and driven off. Said he’d do it again, apparently. /nosourcebutokay


The_Unreliable_94

The guy who said he'd do it again was at a completely different [bull run](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2699077/I-got-gored-I-Author-describes-moment-leg-pierced-Pamplona-bull.html). I'm pretty sure the guy in this video died.


Rhinoplasty1904

Uh hunnered percent dead


Inside-Plantain4868

you a numbers guy, B?


Rhinoplasty1904

Brent Krishna at your service, they call me “The Machine”


Interesting_Winter52

hey guys, get a load of this guy. tell em what they call you!


Up-In-The-Bottoms

Great bull, nevur met um. Too dicey for me, some would say the diciest


BoneSetterDC

If he's dead, how'd he say he'd "do it again?" Was it his last words? Or did he die the "next" time?


The_Unreliable_94

Read my comment again. It's a different person who said that. The guy in this specific video likely died.


ebolashuffle

Spurting blood from his neck? If he's alive, he sure as hell isn't giving interviews.


WeUsedToBeGood

Bummer


Map_Nerd1992

Yeah I imagine they have paramedics, ambulances and hospitals on standby ready to go throughout the entire festival. At a modern first world hospital it’s amazing what type of injuries you can survive as long as you get there quick enough.


kajeuendhsjjs

The Bull to the crowd: “Are you not entertained?! Are you not entertained?! Is this not why you are here?!”


maieonmahdy

Can someone draw this please ?


-Anonymously-

[I'm not spending more than 5 minutes on this.](https://imgur.com/0EDx0H5)


KjelsenYann

Pretty cool doe


xdoasx

No, its a bull not a doe. :P


madebcus_ur_thatdumb

Nice haha


DeathByLymes

Love it! 🥰


mydwin

Here is the award I can give you 🏅


Clearly_a_fake_name

That’s ok but I reckon I could do that in 2.5


DeathByLymes

YESYESYESYES Y-E FUCKING S!! Please accept my upvote, the loogie I spat for you, and my leave.


povlov

Crowd to the Bull: “Yes we are… we bought you a beer!”


bobbybuddha

BTW I put nsfl just to be cautious because I assume just by the video that this idiot is dead from the afflicated injuries, however, I am not completely sure he is for a fact. Source is very dodgy so I don't trust their info.


lowrcase

This would be NSFL even if he lived, it’s pretty gruesome


ecccccco

do you have a 10 inch kitchen knife? tie that to a car and get some one to drive into you so the knife goes in your neck. Then report back


Hehe_ur_gey

theyre not reporting back…


OonaPelota

Watching it again it’s as if the bull is looking up at the crowd, “y’all watching this? Hmmm? Ok here we go”


kevinbritos485

" Are you not entertained?! "


trimethaphan

The chicago bulls shirt he has on really adds that extra touch.


Brasilionaire

Well, I don’t think he’s ok gang


doublevaginalboy

No shit Sherlock


tavuntu

Wooosh


doublevaginalboy

Wooosh


MorgrainX

Just think about the fact that these imbeciles take children there to watch.. unbelievable.. utter cruelty and brutality.. if the reason for this is "it's our culture and heritage"... fuck your culture and heritage.. unreasonable cruelty and brutality deserves no respect or leniency..


[deleted]

Humanity baby. Livin' it. Yeah no, we have a long way to go until we're an intelligent species.


Paffomi

We are an intelligent species (well, some of us) its just morality and common sense we seem to have twisted and missing


ebolashuffle

And then the crowd screams in horror when the guy got gored. Wtf did they expect?


PolitelyHostile

For real. Create a new event like one where people just watch bulls go for a run.


ecccccco

Its fucking stupid too.


vegancommunist2069

Do you eat the flesh of animals? If so, you're no different than them.


-Butterfly-Effect-

While I understand your sentiment, eating them just involves killing them, this sorta thing is putting them under large amounts of stress purely for the entertainment of it being stressed, and then I believe they are killed afterwards as well but I might be wrong. So, a little bit different


pay-this-fool

Was any of that not supposed to happen.... or was that exactly what was supposed to happen? Do people see the horns? Nothing to be gained by challenging it. Best case is you don’t die. That’s not enough for me. What’s funny is everyone there has seen that very scenario many times and it changes nothing. Throw him on the pile and bring out the next victim.


FilaGerila

Correct me if I'm wrong, but in my mind the people throwing shit at the bull will only make him more angry, not actually help him move away.


Spodiodie

That bull trotting along with obvious intent to fuck somebody up.


Shakespeare-Bot

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Dont_Jimmie_Me_Jules

Bad bot


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Spodiodie

Optout


86M1031

Shakespeare bot has been sucking lately.


DeathByLymes

I don't know...I kind of like it, Mr. Bot 😏


diseasefaktory

at least he was dressed for the occasion!


Dano420

Go Bulls!


JBBanshee

This is the dumbest shit in the world. Why are we still doing this in 2021?


Jezzerh

Imagine being schooled by a bull in front of all those people and they pour beer on it to try and make it go away, which only seems to make it even more determined to finish the job. Good.


Sgt_Hastagaspacho

The beer pouring was icing in the pain cake


Pdb12345

Of all the times Ive seen this video posted, this was the lowest res. Still enjoyed it.


glass_of_cum

imagine enjoying watching someone die, wtf is wrong with you


RunawayPenguin89

Do not fuck with a ton and a half of angry with swords for a hat.


RedditFuckingSocks

That was fucking brutal


TheJQP1

What do these assholes expect to happen? This dickhead was egging that bull on wanting something to happen, well you got your wish buddy.


JayAndViolentMob

tis but a scratch


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Those horns are sharp.


Makern

Guy is getting ded and to make things worse people are throwing beer at him. SMH


SandersSides

is he ok


thebubble2020

There has to be some bad casualties so they stop this cruel stupidity of sport.


gomaith10

Not even sport.


ornlu1994

You mess with the bull, you get the horns. Fucking idiot.


diabolical_diarrhea

Fucking morons.


in-my-veins

Oof. Least he knocked himself out before he got skewered.


DylansDeadly

I don't know why they're wasting their beer, the guy's already dead, he isn't thirsty. They always act so surprised when this happens too.


wanderingwestie14

Bloke getting gored to death while fuckers are sitting there sinking piss and enjoying the show. Fuck that shit.


pfu920

Time and time again….humans do not learn!


moopuss-poopuss

Poggers


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Yojimbo78

And quite possibly lost it.


SirPerineum

What were the white stuff in the end?


Ecopolitician

Beverage, most likely beer. They probably tried to shoo the bull away with it.


Wise_Clue1223

I heard somewhere he survived, but there was no link given so probs just bull


flexcabana21

Different angle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFS4aZJyGUI also guy survived https://huamantla.org/2016/08/31/foto-denuncia-sobrevive-leopoldo-cruz-espinoza-embestido-por-un-toro-durante-la-huamantlada/


faulty_gasmask

The sun reported in serious condition: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1660706/gruesome-moment-man-is-brutally-gored-in-the-neck-during-a-bull-run-in-mexico/ This article, commented by another, shows he survived: https://huamantla.tv/2016/08/31/foto-denuncia-sobrevive-leopoldo-cruz-espinoza-embestido-por-un-toro-durante-la-huamantlada/


cryptoctupus

quick throw beer on his wounds!!


Shlingaplinga

I've seen like a 1000 Spanish bull videos n this is the first time I'm seeing fatality. And I don't understand the scream of the people here.


DoYouEvenLax-Bro

https://huamantla.tv/2016/08/31/foto-denuncia-sobrevive-leopoldo-cruz-espinoza-embestido-por-un-toro-durante-la-huamantlada/ Motherfucker somehow lived


DoYouEvenLax-Bro

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1660706/gruesome-moment-man-is-brutally-gored-in-the-neck-during-a-bull-run-in-mexico/


AWHM

The dude is an idiot, he clearly has leg problems and still decides to confront a bull.


fivefivefives

Ah, I see. So these bull runs are kinda like NASCAR. A lot of people go just to watch the crashes.


Sam-Yuil-ElleJackson

"Oh no! My actions have consequences! Nobody could have predicted that fucking with a bull could have had consequences!"


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Now I gotta think to myself what did he do to make that nigga mad


Ecopolitician

Probably the red target on the back of his T-shirt


RetalyR

Die bitch die they all deserve this


glass_of_cum

you are fucked up dude


c-lynn99

Yea lemme just pour some drink on them that'll help 🙄


semok27

So fucking stupid


Kn0tnatural

Dead


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He needs some milk


Nea_22

It's such a shame that we as humanity are still doing this


vs424reddit

Let’s abuse the bull and make it mad! Oh no, we abused the bull and made it mad!


Royrp_Nagol

Damn they're already pouring out some for the homie, on the homie.


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No question he died ffs


Rei_Caixo

why in the end they throw cum in the bull?


uriahlight

The crowd throwing stuff at it only made it worse. Dumbasses.


el_clos

Think he was running in slow motion.


Digitalbird06

Darwinism at its finest


ghostsslime

And they have the audacity to get mad at the bull


zaplook

They should play Aerosmith's "Rag Doll" as the backtrack to this.


Bitfy

Did he die?


Fine-Phone-3094

That’s bullshit


Equivalent-Pound-610

This was so satisfying to watch


Comrade_Cyth

I’d wanna be dead if that happened to my balls


s1lv3rbug

The bull went for his jugular.


Embarrassed-Cap8213

Nothing of value was lost


yaboispongenotgay

How ironic is the Bulls shirt the guy is wearing?