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This guy likes a cheeky finger
A poopy finger
Who doesn't like to lick Nutella off their fingers.
Sweet brown goodness
My guy said “absorb the paste”
That was disturbing. But I found the bullet after that more confusing. What did he mean by scoop??
You're telling me you're not going at your stink crevice with a frito's scoop of TP?
I can’t tell if this is serious 😭 What do you mean by scoop? Do you people scoop up your poop??
In all seriousness, sometimes when you're stool is a midway on the softness to hardness scale, it sticks in a way that you kind of have to scoop it out of there ya know?
But yeah no 99 percent of the time just a regular wiping does just fine haha I think OP was just trying to have a bit of a goof in their mostly serious post
Um what the fuck 😭
It doesn't last longer because you have to use more of it
I bought single ply once and went through it so fast.
Yeah, most of it is used for number 2 and there is no way you're using single ply for that without layering it
But the single ply is rolled onto the roll tighter than multiply, you know this when you roll it out and by the weight difference between the two. You layer it anyway with multi ply so at most you finetine the amount that you use.
If you are getting the same amount of paper by weight i don't see the difference other than quality of paper
Ive been using the industrial type ones that you might find in a gas station bathroom which is slightly larger than a regular roll but it really lasts a whole week.
Using one roll a week is pretty fast.
Not for a large family 🥴
I'd imagine one of those rolls is about the same size as 4-5 normal rolls
i’m sorry that you’re wrong
> so as long as you ply it up
So you're saying instead of using multi-ply anyways, you go through all the effort of using single-ply just to fold it anyways and go through it faster than if you had used multi-ply to start with? Sounds like a great argument. 🤪
Bidet master race 💪😎
Not wiping like a real man master race 💪😎
if you let it dry up it turns into crust and eventually falls off. saves so much times
Don't know what you are talking about. Too much hair in my ass crack, nothing goes in nothing comes out. I take a plier to the shitter
\>not using a hammer and chisel
I think I may have been bested, you are the manliest man, sir. 👑
Personally, I prefer a jackhammer
Also, "the handle"? "The scoop"? How the hell do you wipe your arse?
The real questions right here 😂
With sea shells
I came here to ask what the fuck they meant by handle sorry to see there’s no answer yet
Origami poop shovels?
The last time I used single ply, I got in touch with my inner self.
Breakthrough technology at it's finest
Fuckin hell man are you okay?
The less ply the TP, the more of it I use. I'll actually overdo it with single ply because I'm really trying to avoid piss hands. Also, as a person with a vagina, single ply leaves a lot more debris than multi ply, I've never had a residue issue with multi ply but EVERY time I use single in a public restroom, the first two or three layers of my "handle" as you called it get all shredded up from the combo of moisture and the pressure of wiping. Every. Single. Time. I started wiping excessively gently in public toilets to try to avoid this, didn't help one bit tbh
Yeah, vaginas and single ply aren't the greatest combo at all. I often end up using about 2-3 really wadded up pieces to feel like I'm fully clean, and chances are that some debris probably got leftover
tmi? >!Let's not even get into when it's that time of the month, especially since it softens your stools (:!<
When that one dude said *"Get in touch with your inner self"*, this is not what he meant.
I'm allergic to whatever they use to soften tissues and higher quality toilet paper. Because I can't use tissues, I often use tp to blow my nose instead. Most multi-ply toilet paper is chemically softened in some way, so single-ply is my go-to.
So I definitely agree, although not for the same reasons.
I use tp to blow my nose too since it's basically the same texture for the softer stuff, you can control how much you need, and it's probably cheaper than tissues.
Definitely cheaper! The one benefit of being allergic to 99% of tissues is the money saved on them.
None of your statements are true though.
Absorb the paste? What a terrible day to be able to read.
Upvoted but I don’t believe you. No one likes single-ply.
Well, you’re saving money, I guess.
You contradicted yourself on your third point tho?
Okay peepee hands
Sidestep the issue and get yourself a bidet.
Every day, humanity manages to disappoint me.
I have to vehemently disagree, but this is definitely some solid 10th dentist material.
Bestie, do you have Crohn’s? Cause single ply is a fuckin nightmare if you have Crohn’s
Downvote because I agree. That soft multi-ply stuff is garbage. It gives you dingleberries that single-ply does not.
I argue for single-ply all the time.
My main argument is more like- you’re fine tuning how much TP you want. 2-ply is thick, and no going back. 1 ply can be as thick as 2 ply or as thin as 1 ply if I choose for it to be.
We just buy 2 different TP in my house and leave them both out.
Just use water
How hard is it to use water?
Difficult to use water if you don't have a bidet installed lmfao
You mean you don't want to reach over to the sink and grab handfuls of water to throw at your rear? Lazy!!!
If only there was something created that could carry water.
I have a pail under a bidet. Like an old southeast Asian LOL
Seriously tho, why is using tissue more normal?
A bidet costs ~$35 and takes about 15 minutes to install.
I live in a rented place where that would not be allowed
Not even if you remove it when you leave? That sucks, I've never had a problem installing one in a rental.
Don't get me wrong, I would love to have a bidet and I will try and get one when I can
It is extremely non intrusive to install. Like your landlord would likely never even know it was there
There's also these things called toilet sprayers, I think. It's basically a hand held showerhead (like a smaller version of the detachable showerheads) that is at the end of a flexible pipe. Idk if that would be allowed, but just wanted to throw it out there, since it's less of an installation.
Pretty sure I’ve seen this here before. Also I don’t think it’s all that unpopular of an opinion
It is definitely an unpopular opinion. At every place I’ve ever worked everyone bitched about the single-ply. It’s also been memed quite a bit about how shitty employers get single ply.
I seem to be at the top of the reddit for a reason 😐
What crevices do you have in YOUR ass 🤔
Never clicked a post so fast to upvote. Also, bidet for the win.
I agree a little bit. The only difference is instead of single ply I just find a cheap scratchier toilet paper that is at least 2 ply which ends up actually lasting longer since I don't need to use more. Same concept just even more efficiently
Hopped onto Reddit and saw this, time to leave.
This sub fucking sucks
I agree and am actually surprised so many people disagree. Single ply all the way