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TheTealBandit

This guy likes a cheeky finger


Neither-Instruction3

A poopy finger


Shawneeeyaw

Who doesn't like to lick Nutella off their fingers.


TheTealBandit

Sweet brown goodness


Burrito_Loyalist

My guy said “absorb the paste”


bobthebobcattt

That was disturbing. But I found the bullet after that more confusing. What did he mean by scoop??


gaypornaccount1996

You're telling me you're not going at your stink crevice with a frito's scoop of TP?


bobthebobcattt

I can’t tell if this is serious 😭 What do you mean by scoop? Do you people scoop up your poop??


gaypornaccount1996

In all seriousness, sometimes when you're stool is a midway on the softness to hardness scale, it sticks in a way that you kind of have to scoop it out of there ya know? But yeah no 99 percent of the time just a regular wiping does just fine haha I think OP was just trying to have a bit of a goof in their mostly serious post


DuckyBertDuck

[maybe this](https://youtu.be/gexjlM-jjEc)


bobthebobcattt

Um what the fuck 😭


kallekillen22

It doesn't last longer because you have to use more of it


zeegirlface

I bought single ply once and went through it so fast.


kallekillen22

Yeah, most of it is used for number 2 and there is no way you're using single ply for that without layering it


-notsopettylift3r-

But the single ply is rolled onto the roll tighter than multiply, you know this when you roll it out and by the weight difference between the two. You layer it anyway with multi ply so at most you finetine the amount that you use.


kallekillen22

If you are getting the same amount of paper by weight i don't see the difference other than quality of paper


-notsopettylift3r-

Ive been using the industrial type ones that you might find in a gas station bathroom which is slightly larger than a regular roll but it really lasts a whole week.


Common_Errors

Using one roll a week is pretty fast.


-notsopettylift3r-

Not for a large family 🥴


kallekillen22

I'd imagine one of those rolls is about the same size as 4-5 normal rolls


okalrite

i’m sorry that you’re wrong


Eribetra

> so as long as you ply it up So you're saying instead of using multi-ply anyways, you go through all the effort of using single-ply just to fold it anyways and go through it faster than if you had used multi-ply to start with? Sounds like a great argument. 🤪


ChiggyBiggyG

Bidet master race 💪😎


PlausibleBloater

Not wiping like a real man master race 💪😎


Zoemaestra

if you let it dry up it turns into crust and eventually falls off. saves so much times


PlausibleBloater

Don't know what you are talking about. Too much hair in my ass crack, nothing goes in nothing comes out. I take a plier to the shitter


Zoemaestra

\>not using a hammer and chisel baby


PlausibleBloater

I think I may have been bested, you are the manliest man, sir. 👑


HerbLoew

Personally, I prefer a jackhammer


ArcticBiologist

Also, "the handle"? "The scoop"? How the hell do you wipe your arse?


BakedTaterTits

The real questions right here 😂


Kylkek

With sea shells


ClarDuke

I came here to ask what the fuck they meant by handle sorry to see there’s no answer yet


ToddBorland

Origami poop shovels?


ArcticBiologist

The last time I used single ply, I got in touch with my inner self. Never again.


horselips48

Breakthrough technology at it's finest


agaren

Fuckin hell man are you okay? Upvotes.


MeowFrozi

The less ply the TP, the more of it I use. I'll actually overdo it with single ply because I'm really trying to avoid piss hands. Also, as a person with a vagina, single ply leaves a lot more debris than multi ply, I've never had a residue issue with multi ply but EVERY time I use single in a public restroom, the first two or three layers of my "handle" as you called it get all shredded up from the combo of moisture and the pressure of wiping. Every. Single. Time. I started wiping excessively gently in public toilets to try to avoid this, didn't help one bit tbh


SpeedwagonAF

Yeah, vaginas and single ply aren't the greatest combo at all. I often end up using about 2-3 really wadded up pieces to feel like I'm fully clean, and chances are that some debris probably got leftover tmi? >!Let's not even get into when it's that time of the month, especially since it softens your stools (:!<


ogeytheterrible

When that one dude said *"Get in touch with your inner self"*, this is not what he meant.


cas47

I'm allergic to whatever they use to soften tissues and higher quality toilet paper. Because I can't use tissues, I often use tp to blow my nose instead. Most multi-ply toilet paper is chemically softened in some way, so single-ply is my go-to. So I definitely agree, although not for the same reasons.


ClearlyRipped

I use tp to blow my nose too since it's basically the same texture for the softer stuff, you can control how much you need, and it's probably cheaper than tissues.


cas47

Definitely cheaper! The one benefit of being allergic to 99% of tissues is the money saved on them.


UselessRube

None of your statements are true though.


DismalArachnid9

Absorb the paste? What a terrible day to be able to read.


[deleted]

Upvoted but I don’t believe you. No one likes single-ply.


-notsopettylift3r-

🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

Well, you’re saving money, I guess.


bobby17171

You contradicted yourself on your third point tho?


commonjane

Okay peepee hands


sonicbhoc

Sidestep the issue and get yourself a bidet.


tearsandcum

Every day, humanity manages to disappoint me.


arnber420

OK poophands


xplag

I have to vehemently disagree, but this is definitely some solid 10th dentist material.


shit0ntoast

Bestie, do you have Crohn’s? Cause single ply is a fuckin nightmare if you have Crohn’s


-notsopettylift3r-

No sir


shit0ntoast

Ma’am* 😉


therankin

Downvote because I agree. That soft multi-ply stuff is garbage. It gives you dingleberries that single-ply does not.


[deleted]

I argue for single-ply all the time. My main argument is more like- you’re fine tuning how much TP you want. 2-ply is thick, and no going back. 1 ply can be as thick as 2 ply or as thin as 1 ply if I choose for it to be. We just buy 2 different TP in my house and leave them both out.


hamizannaruto

Just use water How hard is it to use water?


Zoemaestra

Difficult to use water if you don't have a bidet installed lmfao


-eagle73

You mean you don't want to reach over to the sink and grab handfuls of water to throw at your rear? Lazy!!!


salil91

If only there was something created that could carry water.


hamizannaruto

Sad. I have a pail under a bidet. Like an old southeast Asian LOL Seriously tho, why is using tissue more normal?


salil91

A bidet costs ~$35 and takes about 15 minutes to install.


Zoemaestra

I live in a rented place where that would not be allowed


salil91

Not even if you remove it when you leave? That sucks, I've never had a problem installing one in a rental.


Zoemaestra

Don't get me wrong, I would love to have a bidet and I will try and get one when I can


Street-Catch

It is extremely non intrusive to install. Like your landlord would likely never even know it was there


salil91

There's also these things called toilet sprayers, I think. It's basically a hand held showerhead (like a smaller version of the detachable showerheads) that is at the end of a flexible pipe. Idk if that would be allowed, but just wanted to throw it out there, since it's less of an installation.


mildlyoctopus

Pretty sure I’ve seen this here before. Also I don’t think it’s all that unpopular of an opinion


dgl7c4

It is definitely an unpopular opinion. At every place I’ve ever worked everyone bitched about the single-ply. It’s also been memed quite a bit about how shitty employers get single ply.


-notsopettylift3r-

I seem to be at the top of the reddit for a reason 😐


Christhobruh

What crevices do you have in YOUR ass 🤔


Anonymity550

Never clicked a post so fast to upvote. Also, bidet for the win.


TrashcanRobinson

I agree a little bit. The only difference is instead of single ply I just find a cheap scratchier toilet paper that is at least 2 ply which ends up actually lasting longer since I don't need to use more. Same concept just even more efficiently


DaRealKelpyG

r/thequadrillionthdentist


Ok_Spirit_3935

Hopped onto Reddit and saw this, time to leave.


DachTV

This sub fucking sucks


PMmeyourlifeworries

PASTE


daughdaugh

Tushy ftw


weedfat

lol


Luffy_KoP

I agree and am actually surprised so many people disagree. Single ply all the way