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Jenelle claims she has a “private”job that involves Bitcoin.

Jenelle claims she has a “private”job that involves Bitcoin.

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Aesthetic_underscore

ewww. why is she eating while making this video? * *SMACK SMACK SMACK*


AmericanArgonaut

She’s on only fans selling that thang… and someone should talk to her about eating on camera. Not a soul wants to see that.


Chananndlerbong

She probably just has one of those stock option apps and throws a buttload of money at it.


Chananndlerbong

Listening to her eat is my worst fucking nightmare come to flesh


LaLa820

MLM


Cathousechicken

Because yes, Jenelle and David from the swamp are Bitcoin entrepreneurs. My guess is she's just a sucker in a Ponzi scheme.


Converge241

Is it like farrahs private job?


_anne_shirley

Why doesn’t David work, Jenelle?


xokrissilorraine

They're making meth, I'm convinced! 🤷🏼‍♀️


KLoSlurms

She’s lying.


coltraneb33

When does she fund the time for this behind the scene job? On the ruver? Fixing the she shed, Jaxe's 'room', having to go back home bc she forgot her kid's school stuff. Kid at home full time, animals to take care of, boozing, all the SM post. How does she do it!?


KLoSlurms

She’s half in the bag throughout the day. And couldn’t perform anything well even sober. Does your “employer” know you’re wasted and on tik tok all day?


TheRealMrsElle

In other news, water is wet.


lns0mniak

In 3 months I will be asking Santa to cut the power to "The Land" off so this bum can't get on the internet at all. I love picturing her face realizing that she can't shake like a wet dog- I mean dance for Tik Tok anymore.


FLAVOREDmayonaise

Why do people eat on live? Like no one else is talking. Do you want us to hear and watch you chew? Was that the point. I dont even watch this show so idk how i got here. But jesus janella.


Kinser9

"I do work and stuff."


meganhipwell

Sounds like Butthead


KikiHou

That's how I explain my career.


flygirl10ee

She makes money from Tiktok


Slamdancingduck

Is that a filter or do her eyes always look so bugged out and dehydrated


meckyborris

Tiktok has an automatic filter even if you don't have an actual filter on, so everyone's face isn't exactly realistic


dictatorenergy

Wait is that why literally every tik toker I see has perfect skin?! I always see them and think “that could never be me, lmao” but there’s a filter!? God it makes so much sense. And I suddenly feel much better about myself lmao


meckyborris

And they recently added the "peppery" filter that will literally show every pore and wrinkle. I traumatized myself when I tried it 😪


meckyborris

So there's like a beauty filter that's on the screen while you make a video. It does the smooth skin,, big eyes,, etc.. there was like a "pledge" for tiktokers to turn it off because I guess realistic is in these days. but I leave mine on anyways haha. But even if you turn that off, there is still an automatic filter that makes your jaw thinner and such, that you have to find in settings.


dictatorenergy

Interesting! The only tik toks I’ve ever watched have been here and occasionally on fb. Thanks for the info! I am very out of touch with newer social media’s.


meckyborris

Ugghhh its amazing lol. I spend 90% of my time scrolling, unashamed. I'm hardly on here anymore and Facebook is dead to me lol. Once you get your algorithm down by liking and commenting on videos you're interested in, you will find out so much information you didn't even know you needed lol. And people do a great job at going into rabbit holes and spreading information so you don't have to!


viruskit

That's such bullshit that it does. Can you take the filter off?


meckyborris

Pretty sure I've seen people explaining how but you gotta go deep into settings


Slamdancingduck

Ohhhh okay! 😊 that makes sense!!


mallow22

Aside from the fact that she's a liar, she is undoubtedly too dumb and/or broke to be capable of operating some *super successful top-secret Bitcoin business* behind the scenes. If that was the case, she'd be shouting it from the rooftop of her janky she-shed. Also, why the fuck does this weirdo go live ***WHILE SHE'S STUFFING HER FACE?*** Can she not wait until she's done, or does she think shoveling food in your face while you're talking is a good look? So much for those debilitating esophageal spasms that she whines about. She's so foul. 🤮


IWillBaconSlapYou

Lol so let me get this straight... When she was making big bucks being a reality tv trainwreck, she was so smug about it that she publicly belittled her mom's job at a store... But now that she's REALLY a success, she's not going to talk about it?


VeeKeepingIshReal

Gross. Nasty ass big ole head biotch. Right....like anyone believes this twat would or could do anything without posting or talking about it. The delusion is strong with this airhead.


PurplePunchPrincess6

Lmfao


VintageBlazers

Wtf is she eating? Is that wet pasta? Why is it dripping!!


rayrami_

Probably sopping in butter


VintageBlazers

Gotta lube it up so it doesn’t get stuck in her throat !


awolfsvalentine

Please, my wets


Bananasarelit

Sure


ckone1230

She is so full of shit. Everything that comes out of her mouth are lies, lies, lies


Old-dog-newtricks

Gross. Go away.


Lurchislurking

Have you guys ever seen the YouTube adds for coin base? Earn crypto by watching videos and answering questions. It’s that that’s her big “money” maker. Also I get big “I got couches” energy from this lol.


ckone1230

Yesss!!! I’d put money on it


llucymaria

Drug dealing


BAPeach

Which Bitcoin, yeah there’s more than one 🤣


JessAnon2020

There are multiple types of cryptocurrency, you mean. Bitcoin is one of them. There is not more than one type of Bitcoin.


capricornonthecobb

Don't know why you got downvoted because you're absolutely right lol


mjaokalo

She's been working from home her whole life. Bitch never lifted a finger


buttchomp

I’m not gonna talk about it It has to do with Bitcoin. She’s lying her ass off. There’s no way she would pass up an opportunity to flex on her hatters, so if she WAS actually making fuck you money there’s no way she would keep quiet about it. STFU Delusionelle 🙄 ETA: man, I know my grammar isn’t the best. I know my comments are run on sentences. But I don’t feel like you can’t understand what I’m saying in my comment. Don’t be rude and reply to my comment with my grammatical errors. RUDE.


lamarinewife

Liar liar flaps on fire. You suck in literally everything you do Jenelle. Life, parenting, dancing, lip syncing, lying. I'm sure that list could be longer but you get the point.


Lurchislurking

She definitely doesn’t get the concept of Bitcoin lol let alone operating a wallet.


nursesarahjane83

Soooo….. OF? YouPorn?


drumstickss

No one gives a fuck Jenelle


senzafinee

Lmfao I laughed so hard


Birdie0491

“Than i would if I…. Went…. And did… a job” how many brain cells did this girl have to gamble with to begin with? She done lost that bet.


kbenzo

This bitch has worked so little in her life she doesn't even know how to say get a job, let alone how to actually get one.


Birdie0491

I just… hilarious. If you looked up the words “delusional dirtbag” in the dictionary… it’d be her photo. Nothing like eating buttered egg noodles on video too. Fucking 🤮


hawkcarhawk

It’s honestly incredible that she’s been lying her ass off on the internet for over a decade and she’s never gotten better at it. It’s so easy to tell when she’s just making up complete bullshit.


PurplePunchPrincess6

Lmao I honestly can’t believe she’s still lying when she gets called out constantly!


Anybody_Particular

Oh shut up jenelle 🥸


dibs8789

Wait. When do you "work" behind the scenes because I'm pretty sure you were drunk by the pool on the regular and if you weren't doing that you were *dancing*.


chickenchalupa17

SURE JAN !


Dflemz

The other day jenelle wrote "sure,jan" on a tweet of hers. She lurks here and uses an insult people use when she lies in her own tweets LOL


Birdie0491

Seriously. I wrote such a longer comment, but yours sums it up 💯


Mamaneedsicedcoffee

Hahahahaha!


MiaLba

Lol a MLM is not a real job jenelle.


Electronic-Movie3875

*BitLoin...roast beef industry


what_no_ice

Underrated comment


Shut_it_sideburns

Shes a fucking idiot


tinabelchersupremacy

she’s literally always everywhere but with her kids-


Shadybeckhamjr

She look like a Walmart cashier with a bad attitude


fruitoftheloom71

Everything is some big secret. She must be a home spy lol.


borntohula24

She looks like MoMo.


heyheywhatchasay5

Holy fuck this is savage 😂


the_taco_belle

Everything about the way she eats is absolutely repulsive.


gnar_wahl

It’s hard to eat and talk at the same time with practically no teeth


the_taco_belle

Ahh good point. It’s behind regular lip smacking, she has to use her tongue and lips so much more because she doesn’t have teeth to chew properly.


gnar_wahl

the way her cheeks sink in so much it’s so obvious lol.


agnesfolga

As if Jenelle has any idea what cryptocurrency is lol


jermysteensydikpix

Probably thinks that it's a tax shelter that the IRS won't find


Nena305

She probably Mines...


what_no_ice

Already has one between her legs


YouKnowHowChoicesBe

She definitely does not mine lol.


Nena305

Clearly you missed the sarcasm in that comment


sturgis252

Seems like everyone did


sturgis252

It's expensive to mine.


apollogreed11

Tell us again how far you can throw the football uncle Rico


Rishcorkmay

"How Much Do You Want To Bet I Can Throw This Football Over Them Mountains?"


apollogreed11

Haha! Yes!!!


updabumnobebes

David pimps her out.


Disastrous_Author638

To who ? Lmao I’m not even into men but I’d rather fuck barb


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FuzzyPomeranian

Please stop correcting grammar. It is unnecessary. All of those comments have been removed for trolling.


buttchomp

Thank you!


supermarket_Ba

The lip smacking is repulsive


ac003005

The eating in general. Eat before the video obviously


bellgoots

When does she ever keep anything private 😂😂😂 she’s such a liar


carcosa1989

Right you can’t explain it or want to talk about because it doesn’t exist 🤣🤣🤣


hyper-lumic

I would pay some serious bank to watch this idiot explain how bitcoin works, the current exchange rate, when it became public, or how to set up a mining rig (and maintain it knowing the cooling required would NEVER survive a hot and humid NC summer).


TickleZeePickle

LOL her small meth lip is coming back


myaskredditalt21

she has always smacked her food and it. has. killed. me. even when i am on zoom, i turn off my camera while i am eating 😮‍💨 she planned this video so why are you eating, bbygrl? at least she can eat now though! /s


TNC_123

Jenelle doesn’t know anything about anything.


YenniferOfVeng3rberg

I’m so tired of Jenelle popping up in my feeds. I can’t stand her and don’t understand why so many people pay attention to this idiot. Is there a way I can filter this stuff out?


zapbrannigan13

Oh man what a cliffhanger, please tell us more!!


sepsis_wurmple

David got scammed into buying someones offload. Lol


coltraneb33

Courtlands?


digitulgurl

Doesn't she discuss everything? But not her job for the past 2 years. Hah


Svensk_shay

Tell me you're dead broke and have no career prospects without telling me you're dead broke and have no career prospects. 🤣🤣🤣


Wayne1946

That is a real job and a almost impossible task to successfully complete.How the career minded Jenelle navigates the intricacies of filling that bottomless pit of open mouth with a 'something' that to all intents and purposes looks inedible requires a dedication to hard life long endeavours and work ethics.Sit on your ass,fill you ever open gob,think up more stupid schemes,work at being a nobody and watch the money trickle in.Work .......she doesn't know the meaning of it.


QualityKatie

Let me guess: the whole Bitcoin coin deal is 100% David’s idea. This should be interesting.


hyper-lumic

The only feasible way to make big money in bitcoin anymore is to go back in time and invest or start mining on January 3rd, 2009. So unless she has a time machine hidden in the sinking swamp shack, she is lying.


YouKnowHowChoicesBe

You could make money swing trading, but you’d have to use large amounts of money.


LaVitaDolcee

My job goes to school in another state, you wouldn’t know it.


deemarieforlife

Dillusionelle at her best, even talking with her mouth full


alwayskit

My first thought. Why do people do these while they are eating 🙉


Plane-University2103

you’ve never done it before?


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HKtx

She needs to finish the cockadoodie food before filming!!


Resident-Ticket9966

Good for you!


PenelopeAliWatson

HAs TuH DoO WitH BITCOIN I laugh when stupid ass idiots like her think they know how to make money with Bitcoin. Have fun getting scammed 😂 I have one original, physical doge coin from back in the day that I could sell to build Jace his room, put a fence around your pool and get you a personal trainer for a few years, Juhnelle 😂😂


Loonyluna26

I bought 20 dollars in doge and everything tanked but I still haven't sold coz I'm hoping it goes back up


OriginalFuckGirl

Her face…looks weird


howwhyno

All her videos are either with A. eating or B. alcohol.


ElectricBaghulaloo

Must fill the void which is expanding as fast as the universe


Intheend9

I mean working at home gives her the opportunity to slam white claws and choke down biscuits and gravy all day. Why would she ever give that up?


Phiyahless

She's too dumb to understand anything crypto or blockchain related. But because she's so dumb she's the perfect target for scams. *eyes feel huge*


hyper-lumic

I would love to see her try and explain what a blockchain is.


chalrs123

A little off topic, but am I the only one that gets extremely annoyed when people do lives while eating. You see alot of people doing it and it drives me bonkers. Like no I don't want to watch you eat and tall with your mouth full. Lol


___misselizabeth

I have terrible anxiety when it comes to eating in front of people. This would be my worst nightmare.


sulestrange

Omg same, drives me crazy that eating is considered to be such a social event


catty_blur

I think there might be a lot of ppl that agree


texas_star

I see some people who do it and tell their followers who are lonely to eat too. So it’s like having dinner with them. I think that’s sweet, but otherwise I could do without hearing lip smacking 😂


chalrs123

Ohhh I have never heard anyone say that, but than again as soon as I see someone eating I'm like next. Lol. And here I have been eating alone like a fool when I could stare at someone else having supper as well 🤣🤣


Throwaway9991666

Escorting?


Hockeynavy

she cant even spell bit coin let alone figure out how it works or how to get it to actual spendable meth buying money


ashmillie

In before Jenelle complains about having issues with her esophagus while eating 🤢


SSdontgetmurdered

Don’t you think the kids are just watching her from outside the sliding glass door, covered in mud and other substances, thinking to themselves “there goes mom again, recording herself”


gnar_wahl

Nah they’re locked in ensleys room watching counting videos and drawing on the walls, when these two go out to the shed and get high again they’ll unlock the door.


deemarieforlife

Yep and they're screaming at the top of their lungs, I'm hungry and thirsty!!


PurplePunch209

Kaiser crying to be fed as she shovels food down her esophagus while scrolling tik too.. I could definitely see it


Difficult_Duck1246

I NEVER watch with sound. I did this time. The smacks after each word is mildly infuriating.


GothMaams

She is probably a paid shill in some of these finance related subreddits.


StarlitEscapades

She's probably a paid shill on all of the pump and dump/trading subs.


GothMaams

Totally could see her doing that.


dreamboatx

What, is there a new silkroad2.0 that she deals on ?


supermarket_Ba

That’s where she’s going to get mad coin for Rosie’s pups.


Family_Chantal

I wonder if she legally has to pay Barb child support? Or of she did, is she is currently.


PapiIsThePuta

No, Babs didn't want that. Jace's father does have to pay Babs child support.


Family_Chantal

Babs was smart and prob said no because she knew Jenelle would never shut up about paying her mom.


PapiIsThePuta

Jenelle and david still called her greedy and after Jace's money etc. So that didn't really help much.


gnar_wahl

They think babs is after jaces money because she won’t give them access to it I’m sure lol.


PapiIsThePuta

They both don't have access to it. But since the new custody agreement between them, Babs has to show Jenelle once a year that Jace's money is still there in his trust.


gnar_wahl

I know they don’t I hope it stays that way forever. I really hope jace never looks back and gets any help he needs and deserves too. She’ll do whatever she can to get her hands on that money.


VigorousBeanFlicking

Money must be tight. Her lips are back to normal! Also, is it my eyes (or a filter?) but does her lower jaw look more narrow to anyone one else?


splanchnick78

Her whole mouth area looks kind of sunken in to me.


RedditsInBed2

She's either lying. Doesn't fully understand what she's talking about and isn't actually generating any type of real money. Or, she's getting scammed and hasn't realized it yet. I'm going with scam because this is the first she's said anything about this and I guarantee she would have spoken about it forever ago if she actually had been doing whatever it is for a lengthy amount of time. Girl just jumped in to something stupid yesterday I'm assuming. Get ready for the crying tiktoks about getting scammed.


variedsyntax

I feel like it’s a scam and she’s just baiting like “oh I won’t tell youuu…unless you wanna hear about it”. Is there a bit coin MLM yet?


SideshowChic

Hahahahaha these idiots fell for the "get rich quick with bitcoin" scam mlms! I'm sure they make SO much private money trading bitcoins and currency!


pinkcheetahchrome

>has to do with bitcoin ....yeah, fucking right. Y'all are living off of Kaiser, Maryssa & Ensley's MTV money. That's it, no big 'mystery bitcoin job'.


ITisILLUSIONtoTHINK

Ummm is she doing a mukbang?


carcosa1989

I hate eating on lives it’s kinda gross.


ITisILLUSIONtoTHINK

She basically swallows her food lol no wonder she’s having digestion issues


carcosa1989

She reminds me of foodie beautie kinda


hyper-lumic

OMG, I see it! Now I can't unsee it. They have the same oppositional and defiant personality, as well as addiction to attention. And they both have abusive partners that they vehemently defend.


carcosa1989

That was a too real moment my guy they are both pretty gross low key


ITisILLUSIONtoTHINK

Lol harsh Gretch


corazonsinalma

If she can’t discuss it, the ‘has to with Bitcoin’ could be seen as her discussing it 😂 I mean, I get there is no real job but still


FlimsyHoliday7751

Watching this on mute and just focusing on her mouth while she eats.... ugh


HauteCouchCouture

Next time you want to inform us of your super-secret lucrative work-from-home venture, don't do it while shoveling butter-dripping noodles into your mouth while you breathe heavily. Did anyone notice her huffing and puffing through the whole thing? Gross!


BarefootInWinter

Who makes a video while shoveling wads of noodles in their mouth?! I can't stand hearing people eat, so maybe it's just especially annoying to me...but it has to be gross in general right? She looks awful, cramming food, talking with food in her mouth, and lying about "other jobs." Don't you need a certain computer setup and good internet to mess around with Bitcoin? She has said before their internet sucks and isn't always reliable.


HauteCouchCouture

I know someone who mines bitcoins. 1) he has another full-time job (which she doesn't have, but especially in the setup phase, he must do because mining won't pay the bills on its own), 2) he has an entire shed filled with servers for the mining venture (which costs money she doesn't have), and 3) he is an engineer with great computer and general tech savvy (which, despite her being a medical professional, she's none of those things. Including a medical professional). The chance that she's doing anything with bitcoin that generates any kind of revenue to sustain a family of 5+ is roughly 0.000000000%. She would have been more believable if she claimed to be making money farming and selling sea monkeys.


BarefootInWinter

Plus, the electric bill is apparently outrageous if you are actually trying to make money!


supermarket_Ba

She’s got like, tons of servers in her she shed, dude!


HauteCouchCouture

She HAS the servers, maybe. Like in boxes. Next to her moldy eyebrow kits. But given that David cut the internet lines going to the she shed, that's as far as that will go, if it even went that far.


mirabella8

“The internet sucks and isn’t always reliable” didn’t work for this lie, so today her internet works just fine.


wellshesadudeso

She makes more doing her private bitcoin job than if she used her med school degree? That’s shocking. I hope we don’t suddenly see other medical professionals quitting to do the same thing.


PapiIsThePuta

She would get zero dollars or bitcoins using her med school degree, as she is not allowed to give care. So maybe she's making 20 cents an hour.


SideshowChic

🤣🤣🤣


rachelallisong

She got a medical assistant certificate. They aren’t rolling in dough IMO.


SideshowChic

They were being sarcastic.


deloslabinc

I'm kinda shocked she hasn't gotten scammed to be a Scentsy rep or paparazzi jewelry salesperson or something. They're blatant scams, that make you look stupid for falling for, BUT someone with her following actually could make somewhere close to a decent income from something like that.


pinche_Mari

She already fell for the Scentsy scam, back before she got with Nathan. Her username was Scentsy/jenelleandjace.com


deloslabinc

Ah, damn I'm sad I missed that. I love seeing people I despise get wrapped up in pyramid schemes.


PapiIsThePuta

Even they don't want her.


Shermea

Oh please, she'd be more a Monat hun


deloslabinc

Idk, I can see her clearing off a 7"x7" square on her kitchen counter to display a Scentsy warmer saying it "fills her home with the smells of fall". #girlboss #myownbuisness #suckithaters


Shermea

"Come be a #bossbabe and join my team!¡!"


deloslabinc

"add a personal expierence you've had with Scentsy to help grow your customer base" at the bottom of the post because she forgot to proofread.