Thank you for your service!!
Thank you indeed, this is the way. :)
大家早安。 钻石头手 💎🙌
钻石手, would suffice. It means diamond hands
钻石头手 means diamond head hands.
Source: Chinese Ape
How do you say “This guy fucks” in Chinese?
Please and Thank you
I love you
You really got a special sign for "fuck"?
There are loads of signs for fuck. Like 操，干，屌， 𨳒
It kinda depends on where and how you use it. Like
干 literally means to do, as in doing someone/something, so you'd use as a verb after the pronoun we.g. 他(he)干(fuck(s))
操 is more of a to work kinda vibe, so it needs a subject after so 操(fuck)你妈(your mum) and doesn't work without one, so you can't do this guy fucks as fucks is an continuous tense with no actual direct subject.
屌， 𨳒 follow the same rule as 操. So doesn't fit either. It's just the rider version. 操 is to Frick what 𨳒 is to fuck.
操，干，屌， 𨳒 also pronunciation if you are interested:
Cao(Tsao) , Gan(like cunt but no t), Diao(Deow, like making airplane noises neeeow, but with d and no drag), Diu(De-ew, like dew, but drag it a tiny bit).
Lol I’m a Chinese ape. 我是一个不会说好华文的小猴子
In Chinese, there is "you can" and "you cannot". There is no half-ass in-between.
What this guy says! ☝️
Good morning! Diamond hands 😝
Shanghai sideways trading guy!
Woah we got a Chinese market guy now? Bullish!
His name's Yang, he won a national math competition.
He doesn’t even speak English!!
Cracking the fuck up @ the fact we got a Chinese market guy from Philly 👋
Kenny and Blackrock giving a cash injection ? 👀
Yeah, i mean traders gotta eat and rest their eyes/brain. Makes no sense for them to have to keep eyes glued on positions for 8 hours straight
Certainly simplifies labor laws.
Do they have 2 power hours a day too ???
A German market guy from... well, I'm not sure... but it's certainly interesting and engaging, to see these people do this for us.
I think Seattle lol
Ah, right. That sounds right, but I couldn't find an easy answer from the Gouhggle.
Long road we’ve been on no problem ape
Philly!!!! Birth place of the revolution !!! We outchea!!!
I go to China!
If anyone else wants to watch it live as well you can check it out in Google finance. I setup up a comparison [here](https://www.google.com/finance/quote/000001:SHA?sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjmst-Tt5HzAhVXbs0KHaTtBygQ3ecFegQICxAS&comparison=SHE%3A399001%2CSHA%3A000016%2CTPE%3ATAIEX%2CSHA%3A000300)
To the top with you!
THANK YOU APE
I thought you were talilking about the movie "The interview" that the above comment guy referenced. I'm retarded xD
🐻 I love it
It's about time! Now if you could just make it happen already that would be nice. Like peeling off a band aid. Sooner we MOASS sooner we recover.
They will fight to the last drop of blood, this will go on until it really cannot anymore in any shape or fashion. Good thing we only have to do literally nothing and if you are bored and want to speed things up register your shares.
This mistake is very common, but the numbers here aren't currency and shouldn't be converted to USD. 'Prices' on market indices aren't prices at all; they're 'points' calculated from a number of factors related to the stocks those indices track.
Edit: To clarify further, these numbers aren't yuan (CNY) either. They're not any form of currency, they're just index points.
We are same same, but different, but STILL SAME!
P.S. Enjoy the [Reference](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tTfL-DtpXk)
Saw that movie last night. What a gem
Alabama checking in! *strokes mullet*
NY checking in! *strokes pet rat*
Oklahoma, stroking my mullet too. 🤙
New Jersey checking in! *strokes Bon Jovi*
Take my updoot.
Another MN ape checking in! Watching with both a fear-boner and full anxiety of what’s going to come. Buckle up everyone!
Yo another MN ape checking in!! Wild signed Kirill the thrill!!! I know that’s not superstonk talk but hey I’m happy haha
My mom texted me as soon as the news broke. We are Minnesotan as fuck. Hockey is life. The only Lord I believe in is Lord Stanley.
Signing Dolla bill Karill = Bullish as tits
Why no crash???
What happened to the volume?
1.31B in the first minute!? Wtf!?
I’m smooth brain, but this is what I remember: they’ve been on holiday the first half of the week. It’s probably all the international sell off we saw the last couple days reflecting in the volume on the exchange.
Mon&Tue Shanghai exchange was closed. Wed the Hong Kong is closed.
Wheres crash? I cant see it
Watching from AZ
🤙🏼 Aloha from Hawaii!
yo china is diamond handing this
Fucking love this group. We got a guy for everything!!!!
You ought to read u/rallyinthenorth for his fire side chats at the end of the market
After all of this hype their market goes… up? I don’t understand. My brain is so smooth
Nice this is like Diamantenhände guy for German market!
Thank you Asianape!
I half asleep, so I thought you were German market guy, and I saw 3629.45 at the top and almost shit my pants.
Good morning fellow retards.
Well looks like the apocalypse has been cancelled, move along folks
this is SSE index?
Take my award. Thank you!
Take my fake internet hand job and just... just keep doing this, okay?
This is what this community is all about! ❤️
Thank you for stepping up. Looks like GherkinIt and Diamante might have some competition. lol
California ape reporting for observation!
🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 AYO ROLL CALL CANADA🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
Germany first China second, damn we havin a cross over season.😳😳
Lol why is it going the fuck up?
JPOW tactics finally got translated.
Which ticker are you following and posting here?
Edit: [Link to real-time China tickers](https://m.investing.com/indices/china-indices)
Came to ask the same question, is OP tracking the exchange rate or an equity??
Looks like this ticker.
Edit: the website has a delay, I believe.
Also curious haha
Me too hahaha
You’re doing great. Doesn’t look like much movement though. Fuckery afoot?
We have been here so long that we have fucking chinesehande now LOL.
Doesn't look that bad at all to me. Wut doing?
I am guessing that Shanghai is rising on this magic bean news that Evergrande will be able to make tomorrow's coupon payments. This only delays the inevitable a few days
Texas checking in! Watching the game and the ticker. Up with y’all 👆
Fellow Texas ape
Californian ape here, let's argue about who is our favorite politican muppet...
Just kidding, we are beyond that for a long time.
Another ticker to watch! 🤯
Hello from SEA. Locals in the country I'm at aren't aware of whats to come...
Hey! We have an "Asian Market Guy" now!
chinese market not crash
You can try simple scraper to automate it, might be able to help load this info in a spreadsheet for you @ 5 min intervals. There’s a free version, just can’t remember if the scheduler is free.
I'm too smooth brained for that, would love for you to help me 🦍❤️🦍
Ummmm it's going up 🥢🥢🥢
WOHOHOI PINOY APE YAHOO
Fellow (Half) Pinoy here! 👋 Title gave me a good chuckle :) Appreciate your contributions 🦍
Tagging for later, thank you.
I thaught evergrande should be open today??
Nice, thank you!
Dope work bro, appreciate it.
Watching from my mom’s basement
She said you can join us upstairs on the big tv.
Daytona beach saying what what
Hey 👋🏼 from Arizona 🌵🇺🇸🚀
I feel like before long we'll have market watch threads going on 24/7.
Sleep feels like an elusive impossible achievement these days.
9 months ago, I didn’t even care about the stock market, yet here I am today hyped for China’s market open.
Oh god I love this sub…
Soon we will be prestige worldwide…wide…wide…
You can also check it here directly.
Salamat, from Hawaii, noypi!
#Ken is so fucked we’ve got a German and China ticker guy now.
WHY WONT YOU JUST CRASH!
Oh wow look! Nothing is wrong. No crash. 🙄
Thank you for the update.
Looking forward to more of the reports.
This is amazing.
You mean I can follow markets almost all day and night right here in this sub?!?
From Mexico, I appreciate your service dear ape
Hello from Nevada 🇺🇸
Quebec checking in to see market 🔥
Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!
Sir this is a Wendy’s
This sub is amazing
Indiana checking in *figuratively shoves corn up ass
I read Shanghai market is open. But Hong Kong market is closed. Hong Kong market has the evergrande?..
I just love it how GME brings the whole world together. We’re actually watching a ticker called SSE Composite Index that I never knew that even existed. The strange times we live in!
Pinoy apes represent! So happy to know my countrymen are also in on this! Which broker are you using?
eToro. What do you use? I'm interested seeing that you have a ComputerShared flair, kabayan
God I’m dumb. I was like WOHA $500+?!! That’s crazy! GME is taking off
Then realised these prices for the SSEC index, not GME 🤦🏼♂️
Well this is new
MFW China's market has a legitimate lunch break. Fucking what.
Hey now, gotta plan your strategies over a lovely bowl of noodles!
What gets me is its 2 hours into trading then lunch!
"Sir, they are now monitoring the Chinese Markets in addition to the german markets."
Salamat pinoy friend!
Thank you. I found this valuable.
Crash not detected
I know the last one is le but thats it. 🤷♀️
Going to learn Chinese with my post moass time and money.
Queens NY checking in.
Am I crazy or is 3500 CNY equal to like $550 USD? That can't be right can it?
edit: nvm I thought this post was tracking GME. Turns out I'm smoother brained than previously believed.
Lol! I thought I was the smoothest brain on here but I guess not!
The ape we needed. Not the ape we deserved. Thank you for your service
Lmao so good 👍
Thank you for your service
You’re the best 🙏🏽
Xie xie ape pengyou
This is neat. Thanks!
Watching from Florida
Oh shit welcome to the show
Nice! Thanks 😎
Thank you for doing that.
When the fuck did we get to the 500s ?
When lunch break
China merchant Bank down 6%
Wen crash ?
Looks like blackcock bailed them out (for now) ? Ape not sure what meaning : blackcock HsBC among largest buyer of evergrqnde debt
Hello from across the pond! Canadiape here 💪🏻🇨🇦
UK Signing in for some Asian Action. LFG!!!!!!! 💖🦧🐱🏍🐱🏍🐱🏍🐱🏍🐱🏍🐱🏍🐱🏍💎🙌🚀🌕
[BlackRock, HSBC Among Largest Buyers of Evergrande Debt: Morningstar](https://money.usnews.com/investing/news/articles/2021-09-22/blackrock-hsbc-among-largest-buyers-of-evergrande-debt-morningstar)
For Blackrock, who has been buying entire US housing developments, they are probably excited about evergrandes plan to pay off debt with cut rate real estate developments in lieu of cash. Or the Chinese government may be making promises to keep debt holders whole. HSBC is probably the world's biggest money launderer for cartels and the drug trade, as they have been since they were founded to handle drug money. So they just have a lot of cash looking for a home.
Seryoso, Pinoy Ape ka? Mabuhay tangina hahahha
(Seriously, you're a Pinoy Ape? Mabuhay Fck)
at akala ko walang Pinoy dito
(And I thought there were no Pinoy here)
mabuhay ka rin hanggang gusto mo 🤣
hahahhaa Nice. Tiis lang tayo, malapit na to. Power hahha
This is making my night! Cheers to you!
IZ it broke? It looks broken. Shouldn’t be going down? Elevator no go down?
Everyone is getting upset at me in other threads for "sucking big player dick" but the fact is, the ticker is recovering because of the "bail out" news. There won't be a crash today.
Allegedly they're only bailing out Chinese bond holders.
Whatever happens, it looks like they've avoided a crash today. Possible for the near future with the supposed 3 division split organised by the CCP. But that's just rumours.
"Organised". Not a fan of that word for awhile now.
That's what I heard. They're gonna let offshore holders burn
Looks like we were wrong again. Back to finding the next thing to hype about. This is never going to end.
🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 Canadape checking in!! 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
Can you chuck in Evergrande to the mix?
Thanks for this! Congrats on the vaccination day!