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dimarci

Thank you for your service!!


Additional-Ad5055

Thank you indeed, this is the way. :)


sparttann

大家早安。 钻石头手 💎🙌


anthonywhitetan

钻石手, would suffice. It means diamond hands 钻石头手 means diamond head hands. Source: Chinese Ape


Billodiie

How do you say “This guy fucks” in Chinese? Please and Thank you


hardlysure

这家伙干。


Billodiie

I love you


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这家伙干。


coopik

You really got a special sign for "fuck"?


hardlysure

There are loads of signs for fuck. Like 操,干,屌, 𨳒


hardlysure

It kinda depends on where and how you use it. Like 干 literally means to do, as in doing someone/something, so you'd use as a verb after the pronoun we.g. 他(he)干(fuck(s)) 操 is more of a to work kinda vibe, so it needs a subject after so 操(fuck)你妈(your mum) and doesn't work without one, so you can't do this guy fucks as fucks is an continuous tense with no actual direct subject. 屌, 𨳒 follow the same rule as 操. So doesn't fit either. It's just the rider version. 操 is to Frick what 𨳒 is to fuck. 操,干,屌, 𨳒 also pronunciation if you are interested: Cao(Tsao) , Gan(like cunt but no t), Diao(Deow, like making airplane noises neeeow, but with d and no drag), Diu(De-ew, like dew, but drag it a tiny bit).


sparttann

Lol I’m a Chinese ape. 我是一个不会说好华文的小猴子


hahaha01357

In Chinese, there is "you can" and "you cannot". There is no half-ass in-between. 其实也算有。但是你要在加一句。比喻:“我会汉语,但是只会汉语拼音。”


zemwise

What this guy says! ☝️


sparttann

Good morning! Diamond hands 😝


Secure_Investment_62

Shanghai sideways trading guy!


zombiecharlesdarwin

Woah we got a Chinese market guy now? Bullish!


YounomsayinMawfk

His name's Yang, he won a national math competition.


No-Abbreviations3208

He doesn’t even speak English!!


WavyThePirate

Cracking the fuck up @ the fact we got a Chinese market guy from Philly 👋 Kenny and Blackrock giving a cash injection ? 👀


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nukejukem23

Yeah, i mean traders gotta eat and rest their eyes/brain. Makes no sense for them to have to keep eyes glued on positions for 8 hours straight


unloud

Certainly simplifies labor laws.


Choyo

Do they have 2 power hours a day too ???


PM_UR_TITS_SILLYGIRL

A German market guy from... well, I'm not sure... but it's certainly interesting and engaging, to see these people do this for us.


GGincLaquari

I think Seattle lol


PM_UR_TITS_SILLYGIRL

Ah, right. That sounds right, but I couldn't find an easy answer from the Gouhggle. Thanks.


GGincLaquari

Long road we’ve been on no problem ape


AmazingWoodpecker72

Philly!!!! Birth place of the revolution !!! We outchea!!!


plzdontgetcaught

I go to China!


Vampirehd

If anyone else wants to watch it live as well you can check it out in Google finance. I setup up a comparison [here](https://www.google.com/finance/quote/000001:SHA?sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjmst-Tt5HzAhVXbs0KHaTtBygQ3ecFegQICxAS&comparison=SHE%3A399001%2CSHA%3A000016%2CTPE%3ATAIEX%2CSHA%3A000300)


crotch_gremlin

To the top with you!


StartsAndEnds33

THANK YOU APE


atti93

I thought you were talilking about the movie "The interview" that the above comment guy referenced. I'm retarded xD


irresponsible_cactus

🐻 I love it


TendiesForBacon

It's about time! Now if you could just make it happen already that would be nice. Like peeling off a band aid. Sooner we MOASS sooner we recover.


RareRandomRedditor

They will fight to the last drop of blood, this will go on until it really cannot anymore in any shape or fashion. Good thing we only have to do literally nothing and if you are bored and want to speed things up register your shares.


iZatch

This mistake is very common, but the numbers here aren't currency and shouldn't be converted to USD. 'Prices' on market indices aren't prices at all; they're 'points' calculated from a number of factors related to the stocks those indices track. Edit: To clarify further, these numbers aren't yuan (CNY) either. They're not any form of currency, they're just index points.


realsyedshah

Hello China! We are same same, but different, but STILL SAME! Konichiwa ​ P.S. Enjoy the [Reference](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tTfL-DtpXk)


airforce213

Saw that movie last night. What a gem


focusedp

LMAYO!


shart_leakage

Ahnyong!


Asmodeus256

Alabama checking in! *strokes mullet*


MyMyHooBoy

NY checking in! *strokes pet rat*


Boondoxboy

Oklahoma, stroking my mullet too. 🤙


Just_the_tip_007

New Jersey checking in! *strokes Bon Jovi*


tsnides96

Take my updoot.


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CaptBiscuits

Another MN ape checking in! Watching with both a fear-boner and full anxiety of what’s going to come. Buckle up everyone!


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DiamondApeHands6

Yo another MN ape checking in!! Wild signed Kirill the thrill!!! I know that’s not superstonk talk but hey I’m happy haha


schlinker

My mom texted me as soon as the news broke. We are Minnesotan as fuck. Hockey is life. The only Lord I believe in is Lord Stanley. Signing Dolla bill Karill = Bullish as tits


DrGoozoo

Why no crash???


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sparttann

我爱你们


tikkymykk

What happened to the volume?


Bisket1

This! 1.31B in the first minute!? Wtf!?


Tex12Gordo

I’m smooth brain, but this is what I remember: they’ve been on holiday the first half of the week. It’s probably all the international sell off we saw the last couple days reflecting in the volume on the exchange.


Lamatotalna

Mon&Tue Shanghai exchange was closed. Wed the Hong Kong is closed.


almONd1988

Wheres crash? I cant see it


Ace_McCloud1000

Canceled... again.


traditionalman16

嘿哥们儿


AZWoody48

Watching from AZ


stalking_me_softly

Thank you!👋


SimpleJack2021

🤙🏼 Aloha from Hawaii!


gitar0oman

yo china is diamond handing this


Top-Trash-1307

Fucking love this group. We got a guy for everything!!!!


Kaleidoscope_Scared

You ought to read u/rallyinthenorth for his fire side chats at the end of the market


poopsquad11

After all of this hype their market goes… up? I don’t understand. My brain is so smooth


Andromeda_2480

Nice this is like Diamantenhände guy for German market! Thank you Asianape!


alwaysfartthecum

I half asleep, so I thought you were German market guy, and I saw 3629.45 at the top and almost shit my pants. Good morning fellow retards.


Solid_Snape

Well looks like the apocalypse has been cancelled, move along folks


lottery248

this is SSE index?


CachitoVolador

Take my award. Thank you!


Tionboom

Nice try


crosbynstaal

Take my fake internet hand job and just... just keep doing this, okay?


[deleted]

Thank you!!


Awkward-Bug-9006

This is what this community is all about! ❤️


Briguy24

Thank you!!!


IsolatedAnon9

Thank you for stepping up. Looks like GherkinIt and Diamante might have some competition. lol


onlyhereforthelmaos

California ape reporting for observation!


ItzBoogieMan

🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 AYO ROLL CALL CANADA🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 Germany first China second, damn we havin a cross over season.😳😳


kbr8510

Lol why is it going the fuck up?


ThinkAbove

JPOW tactics finally got translated.


AdriftAlchemist

Which ticker are you following and posting here? Edit: [Link to real-time China tickers](https://m.investing.com/indices/china-indices)


Guvna_Dom

Came to ask the same question, is OP tracking the exchange rate or an equity??


defyallthatis

https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/index/shcomp?countrycode=cn Looks like this ticker. Edit: the website has a delay, I believe.


Reeeeaper

Also curious haha


aandretti

Me too hahaha


GrizzlyMagnum91

You’re doing great. Doesn’t look like much movement though. Fuckery afoot?


Salisbury_Steak_

We have been here so long that we have fucking chinesehande now LOL.


StoicLikeMoai

Doesn't look that bad at all to me. Wut doing?


CrypticC2

I am guessing that Shanghai is rising on this magic bean news that Evergrande will be able to make tomorrow's coupon payments. This only delays the inevitable a few days


N3ffishing

Texas checking in! Watching the game and the ticker. Up with y’all 👆


msolorio79

Fellow Texas ape


RareRandomRedditor

Californian ape here, let's argue about who is our favorite politican muppet... Just kidding, we are beyond that for a long time.


Whiskey_Maker

Another ticker to watch! 🤯


iAmYim

Hello from SEA. Locals in the country I'm at aren't aware of whats to come...


drrastapasta

Hey! We have an "Asian Market Guy" now!


broomdark69

chinese market not crash i sleep


Subconcious-Consumer

You can try simple scraper to automate it, might be able to help load this info in a spreadsheet for you @ 5 min intervals. There’s a free version, just can’t remember if the scheduler is free.


pinun0

I'm too smooth brained for that, would love for you to help me 🦍❤️🦍


MightyAxel

Ummmm it's going up 🥢🥢🥢


bilangbuo

WOHOHOI PINOY APE YAHOO


CannonBlobs

Fellow (Half) Pinoy here! 👋 Title gave me a good chuckle :) Appreciate your contributions 🦍


pinun0

Salamat 😉


rddtact

Tagging for later, thank you.


Tess_Tickle8

I thaught evergrande should be open today??


JustReddit23

YES!!!!


AnniMalia

Nice, thank you!


therealvelvetworm

🦍💪


Naive-Coconut-8918

Dope work bro, appreciate it.


trashyart200

Watching from my mom’s basement


Smdan01

She said you can join us upstairs on the big tv.


Dappleskunk

Daytona beach saying what what


tanyac26

Hey 👋🏼 from Arizona 🌵🇺🇸🚀


Aeveras

I feel like before long we'll have market watch threads going on 24/7. Sleep feels like an elusive impossible achievement these days.


NontrivialZeros

9 months ago, I didn’t even care about the stock market, yet here I am today hyped for China’s market open.


Imadeapromisemrfrodo

Oh god I love this sub… Soon we will be prestige worldwide…wide…wide…


Lamatotalna

You can also check it here directly. http://english.sse.com.cn/markets/indices/data/list/performance/index.shtml?COMPANY_CODE=000001&INDEX_Code=000001


bagito2000

Salamat, from Hawaii, noypi!


G_Wash1776

#Ken is so fucked we’ve got a German and China ticker guy now.


EpsteinsGhost556

WHY WONT YOU JUST CRASH!


Vive_el_stonk

Oh wow look! Nothing is wrong. No crash. 🙄


Guildish

Thank you for the update. Looking forward to more of the reports.


BnglTgr

This is amazing.


itsjordan21

You mean I can follow markets almost all day and night right here in this sub?!?


Practical_Ant_8226

From Mexico, I appreciate your service dear ape


Poppsikkle_Stik

Hello from Nevada 🇺🇸


Pawl_Rt

Quebec checking in to see market 🔥


DrGraffix

Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!


many_faces

Nothing burger


elbowleg513

Sir this is a Wendy’s


Spartancarver

This sub is amazing


bigrandy2222

Indiana checking in *figuratively shoves corn up ass


GREATkaOs3

I read Shanghai market is open. But Hong Kong market is closed. Hong Kong market has the evergrande?..


FinnBullWinter

I just love it how GME brings the whole world together. We’re actually watching a ticker called SSE Composite Index that I never knew that even existed. The strange times we live in!


rdicky58

Pinoy apes represent! So happy to know my countrymen are also in on this! Which broker are you using?


comfort_bot_1962

Nice!


bilangbuo

eToro. What do you use? I'm interested seeing that you have a ComputerShared flair, kabayan


TruckerJay

God I’m dumb. I was like WOHA $500+?!! That’s crazy! GME is taking off Then realised these prices for the SSEC index, not GME 🤦🏼‍♂️


Boxingbob2000

Salamat ape


stra8tothepoolroom

Well this is new


Parsnip

Bravo


continous

MFW China's market has a legitimate lunch break. Fucking what.


Crumblycheese

Hey now, gotta plan your strategies over a lovely bowl of noodles! What gets me is its 2 hours into trading then lunch!


FXS_Voodoo

"Sir, they are now monitoring the Chinese Markets in addition to the german markets."


kesaluner

Salamat pinoy friend!


baldurs_mate

Normalin normalin!


techno7777

Thank you. I found this valuable.


Ok_Technology2149

Error: Crash not detected


whomstboi

赶上直播了


CurseOfAspiration

I know the last one is le but thats it. 🤷‍♀️ ​ Going to learn Chinese with my post moass time and money.


odstroy23

Queens NY checking in.


JustReddit23

干杯!!!!


gul_dukat_

Am I crazy or is 3500 CNY equal to like $550 USD? That can't be right can it? edit: nvm I thought this post was tracking GME. Turns out I'm smoother brained than previously believed.


Ambitious_Jacket_192

Lol! I thought I was the smoothest brain on here but I guess not!


GGincLaquari

The ape we needed. Not the ape we deserved. Thank you for your service


kyo1313

Lmao so good 👍


MainStreetBro

Thank you for your service


waa-zee

Respect 👊


AvoidMySnipes

You’re the best 🙏🏽


hearsecloth

Xie xie ape pengyou


Reich_and_Gravy

This is neat. Thanks!


Ging9tailedjecht

Watching from Florida


tocami

Bump


orrdog

Oh shit welcome to the show


Mrairjake

Nice! Thanks 😎


alaalves70

Thank you for doing that.


jaypx21

When the fuck did we get to the 500s ?


riconoche

When lunch break


Cuenom

China merchant Bank down 6%


SquishyVV

CANadian APES


redrum221

Salamat!


CreedLine

Thank you for your service


IsMyBostonADogOrAPig

Wen crash ?


Gxl4

Looks like blackcock bailed them out (for now) ? Ape not sure what meaning : blackcock HsBC among largest buyer of evergrqnde debt


Jibbcar

Hello from across the pond! Canadiape here 💪🏻🇨🇦


0rigin

UK Signing in for some Asian Action. LFG!!!!!!! 💖🦧🐱‍🏍🐱‍🏍🐱‍🏍🐱‍🏍🐱‍🏍🐱‍🏍🐱‍🏍💎🙌🚀🌕


nebuchadrezzar

[BlackRock, HSBC Among Largest Buyers of Evergrande Debt: Morningstar](https://money.usnews.com/investing/news/articles/2021-09-22/blackrock-hsbc-among-largest-buyers-of-evergrande-debt-morningstar) For Blackrock, who has been buying entire US housing developments, they are probably excited about evergrandes plan to pay off debt with cut rate real estate developments in lieu of cash. Or the Chinese government may be making promises to keep debt holders whole. HSBC is probably the world's biggest money launderer for cartels and the drug trade, as they have been since they were founded to handle drug money. So they just have a lot of cash looking for a home.


Arvs126

Seryoso, Pinoy Ape ka? Mabuhay tangina hahahha (Seriously, you're a Pinoy Ape? Mabuhay Fck) at akala ko walang Pinoy dito (And I thought there were no Pinoy here)


pinun0

mabuhay ka rin hanggang gusto mo 🤣


Arvs126

hahahhaa Nice. Tiis lang tayo, malapit na to. Power hahha


CuteYouHaveAnXBox

This is making my night! Cheers to you!


Justman1020

IZ it broke? It looks broken. Shouldn’t be going down? Elevator no go down?


IamNoblesHairline

Everyone is getting upset at me in other threads for "sucking big player dick" but the fact is, the ticker is recovering because of the "bail out" news. There won't be a crash today.


LasVegasWasFun

Allegedly they're only bailing out Chinese bond holders.


IamNoblesHairline

Whatever happens, it looks like they've avoided a crash today. Possible for the near future with the supposed 3 division split organised by the CCP. But that's just rumours.


StockTank_redemption

"Organised". Not a fan of that word for awhile now.


tocami

That's what I heard. They're gonna let offshore holders burn


Turk_Mc_Ducken

Looks like we were wrong again. Back to finding the next thing to hype about. This is never going to end.


bloodshot_blinkers

🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 Canadape checking in!! 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦


Chunky-cheeese

Can you chuck in Evergrande to the mix?


Blanderson_Snooper

Thanks for this! Congrats on the vaccination day!


J_R_D_N

She she


sharpedm

对冲基金经理完蛋了。钻石手