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jsmar18

Just a heads up everyone, gonna bring the whole Cramer tweet stuff to the mod group for discussion on if we want to let them on the sub as they are often not connected to GME and just him going on a drunken rage (noting sometimes they are GME relevant (sort of)). Would love your thoughts below when it comes to for/against arguments.


moronthisatnine

is that supposed to be a threat lmao go home cramer youre drunk


muhsli

I'm pretty sure he's under the influence but I doubt it's from alcohol


KimDongTheILLEST

He didn't get the nickname Cocaine Cramer for nothing.


lukefive

It's true we don't know how to deal with addicts like him. I had a roommate that got into crack like Jim and he was completely unpredictable psycho


PreheatedMoth

Maybe we should convince Jim to get help. Start spamming his tweets with substance abuse hotline links. An intervention


CapnJakSparro

Beat me to it!! This is the way


PantsOppressUs

Ego is one helluva drug.


dtc1234567

Go home Cramer you’re speedballing


Dredgen_Memor

You’re half right- When you consume alcohol *and* cocaine, they are metabolized together in the liver to produce *cocaethylene*. This novel compound, while similar to cocaine, has drastically increased psychoactive attributes, liver toxicity and system strain. So you’re half right.


i_spank_chickens

"MY DAD WORKS AT MICROSOFT!"


Iswag_Newton

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.


Starwarsandbacon

Something something beware my runic magic!


Chalanderz

You forgot to mention the wrath of your runic glory, I got you brotha


erttuli

fuking legend


DrInsanoKING

America 🇺🇸! Fuck yeah!


MrFinchley

It's an older meme, Sir, but it checks out


FluffyDucky123

Taliban go brrrr


Pirate_Redbeard

He's fucking out of it completely. > I now know **you you** are What a fucking kretin, i barely fucking understand anything when he speaks and I doubt he can even hear him self any more from the coke buzzing behind his eyes and ears. And yet here he is *typing* just like he talks. He needs to be silenced, medicated and in rehab.


SeattleIsOk

"Jim Cramer shot dead by NYPD after violent knife attack injures 7 at NYSE" is not a headline I'm ready for.


keibuttersnaps

No need to be coy. We're *all* beyond ready and waiting for that headline.


SeaGroomer

I definitely am.


PantsOppressUs

This guy's breakdown is going to be *historic.*


_RicoSuav

..."toxicology reports said he had enough cocaine for everyone working at citadel, on unrelated news wallstreet has defaulted and 'meme' stocks are unknowingly rising."


tmc_void

Bitch, do you know who I am?!?


redditmodsRrussians

This has Epic Gamer Moment vibes goin on


tmc_void

Shit.. free donuts + Kramer = not worth it


Gruntfuttock69

Don’t forget the rolled up pink slip for Powder Hour


Mmuggerr

Cramer loves a “powdered donut”.


Gruntfuttock69

Krispy Creamer?


not_ya_wify

Krispy Cramer


DisastrousIron9123

Lmayo


tmc_void

I thought he’d be a Boston Creme kind of dude


Overthinker-Veddy

“Cut your nails!”


Jrenzine

He loves every type of powder....”sniff sniff” lmfao


tmc_void

Yea, still not “selling” me on it


Jints488

Shit.. Free donuts + Trolling Kramer = worth it


khamesa

Would you like your coffee with Kramer? Or no Kramer?


tmc_void

Oh man, black coffee pleqse


Numerous_Photograph9

Maybe he doesn't know that that white stuff on powdered donuts isn't cocaine, and that's what he's been snorting lately?


tmc_void

Could be legit


swanks12

Don't throw Kramer (Seinfeld) into this


cos1ne

If he spouts about runic glory at some point than the simulation is confirmed.


TheDuke_SF

Ahhhh, the great Superstonk meltdown of 2021. This comment made me smile.


magnanimus12

He pretty much did. He commented on our ability to keep buying that will somehow magically shoot up the price making fun of us. Not so funny now is it craemer. Registering... now that's a problem.😏 Whats wrong craemer ? I thought they covered in January. What do you care what we do with our stock


Naive_Host_5939

A couple more hits on his crack-pipe and this could well actually happen...


Future_Fauna

im out of the loop on runic glory, whats it about?


Ghetto_Phenom

oh my sweet summer child.. lmao nah the old lead mod of this sub went batshit insane on another mod a few months ago threatening her with runic glory and witchcraft powers..


Mikeymikers0n

after she met a random online who sent her nudes and psyoped her into becoming a mod.


Ghetto_Phenom

That whole situation got weirder with every new fact that came out..


Mikeymikers0n

My only solution was to buy more and diversify my GME subs. Has worked out well thus far


Psykowz

And then she wrote a goodbye essay that no one gave two shits about when she finally got the boot Good times, good times


Mikeymikers0n

And don't forget the one wrote a goodbye tweet and fucking tagged RC in it. haha the amount of retardation on Reddit is just epic.


Ksquared1166

My dad works for Steam and will ban you!


ScientisticalMystica

*Leans forward in chair*


RafIk1

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.


incredible_paulk

Nothing personnel


ill_nino_nl

A classic


garykubiaksbrother

What an amazing thread - and a classic pasta ❤️


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You, Sir, need a Colonel Shit Fury flair.


SonOfScions

I remember the first time i saw this as a lowly teen... back then "We got a bad ass over here" now. "heh classic shitpost"


isomanatee

yessss


TwoMoreMinutes

Somebody do a cramer edition please I can’t be bothered


theshadowbudd

I’m the juggernaut bitch


tmc_void

Charles.. get out of my head


evh21

My suits made out of latex, I don’t need a condom


stungun2020

👆Boom 💥😂


KosmicKanuck

Haha hf, flashback.


[deleted]

Now you can take this shit... Or I can give it to you willingly


BazOnReddit

Not while I'm wearing these Jamaican colors!


ChristineWhy

Unhinged Edgelord 2: Cokehead Boogaloo


tmc_void

The Electric Tale of Cramer, 1st Edition


Babble610

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in special ED, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on my kitchen fridge, and I have over 300 confirmed stonks. I am trained in buying and Im the top hodl'er in the entire circle of my close friends. You are nothing to me but just another Ape. I will hype you the fuck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of brokers and purchasing more GME so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call Shitadel. Youre fucking appreciated, Ape. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can buy over seven hundred stonks, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed shitposting, but I have access to the entire arsenal of my 401k rolled into an IRA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe Ken's miserable ass off the face of the continent, you lovely Ape. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking stonks. But you could, you did, and now they are paying the price, you goddamn Gorilla. I will shit Rick of Spades bananas all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking great, kiddo.


A10Gubi

Ronnie Pickering !!!


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JohanF

Who?


TraditionalWorking82

You're the Duke of New York! You're A number one!


evh21

I’m the Juggernaut Bitch!


CheetoBandito11

I'm the lizard king


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Finally… a reference i understand 🤣


AnomalousChris

Bitch, do you know who I THINK I am?!?


Ganadero69

Shit Cramer can katch me outside


bout2gitsome

Howboutdat?!?


itszwee

He graduated top of his class in the navy seals and has over 300 confirmed kills


Psyk0pathik

Knows nothing of gorilla warfare, tho.


Rehypothecator

I’m guessing we are all bitches


NinjaCuntPunt

I’m fucking ~~Ronnie Pickering~~ Jim Cramer!


chrisc1987

"I KNOW **YOU YOU** ARE" - Cramer, 2021


PretoPachino

I’M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!


Fuhajin91

His uncle works at Nintendo


AlanaIsBananas

I am u/AlanaIsBananas have you not heard of me??? wtf cramer


VermilionRoad

Looked up his twitter. For a guy worth millions, you'd think he'd spring for a social media manager.


life_is_a_show

After the last 5 years in the US, life has taught me that narcissists will not give up control of their image no matter how stupid they sound.


toobs623

Good comment, great username.


networknev

But missing shit


all_mighty_trees22

He legit says "who is Citadel" how fucking high on coke can he be to forget his master like that?? Maybe he's panicking that he didn't convince enough people to jump ship and daddy doesn't like his performance 😐


D3ATHY

lets be real. He probably has a fuck ton of money tied up in diffrent funds that are short GME


SurfWhiteLines

His threats are so cute ☺️


royelshad

Pink slips!


PrimalMaelstrom

Cramer in pink panties delivering mayo filled donuts!


Enlighten_YourMind

Somewhere in the dark morasses of whatever demonic plain he inhabits, Ken Griffen has a random unexplainable erection


DoYourPooperStank

He filled the donuts.


doppy1234

Using coke as sprinkles


ThisCannuck

The stupider they are the louder they fall.


No-Cherry-3544

Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs


NillaThunda

As a self employed ape, I look forward to my severance package.


totallyokay

Same! To be delivered by the termites that are currently eating away at our apartment building.


UpsideBanana

I’m self employed, and all I get is sexually molested by my boss


GiantSequoiaTree

Pink slip stocks? Like Blockbuster and Sears?


[deleted]

I asked him if the pink slips will have a little note that says “Bear Stearns is fine!”


misterpickles69

Jim Cramer believes the Internet Police are real.


_Opsec

He's gonna bring donuts to my home office. Is he telegraphing his next job at door dash?


Secure_Investment_62

How extremely strange would that be? You order something on door dash and find Cramer at your door. I would shit myself laughing. Edit: Bonus points if Cramer is delivering Gamestop gear.


Pacificsurge01

There is no need for pink slips, we are all quitting after MOASS anyways. We don't want to work, he's so close to getting it.


supersecretpudding

Would be awesome to take him up on it if it wouldn't be such a good publicity stunt for him lol


Automatic_Ad_9913

What a clown. You’re a public figure dude. You’ve made a living off being loud and visible. Don’t get mad when ppl @ you


royelshad

The older you get the creamier you get


crashtacktom

The older you get the Cramer-ier you get


Powerhausen

Some people get crusty in their old age. Cry-me-a-river just takes on the consistency of soggy cornflakes.


HugeHungryHippo

I’m pretty sure he’s trending towards Dementia or something…kinda feel bad for him.


shart_leakage

Fully expect him to spray tan, call people losers, and continue unhinged tweeting... it's the boomer dementia playbook.


forbiddendoughnut

BREAKING NEWS: Jim Cramer says his dad can beat up your dad.


Powerhausen

This just in—we’re getting word that he has a follow up of, __”Na-na na-boo-boo”__ that he’d like to add. I’m being told that audiences are currently stunned by the crippling effects of such a devastating burn. May god have mercy on the poor souls who had the audacity to criticize a paid actor and famous public figure.


Commercial_Mousse646

The sheer unmitigated GALL!!!


Gruntfuttock69

Is he actually threatening people on social media? Not quite up there with his “I’m a…hedge fund …st…st…toady….n…..stool….I’m a stool…nfff-nfff…..I’m not happy” meltdown on national tv, though😂 https://youtu.be/CO8wDuzrICw


brickhouse1013

r/CramerMeltdown ???


Peteszahh

This needs to be a thing


brickhouse1013

🤣😂 I feel like a hypocrite for commenting that because I hate seeing this 🤡 get any kind of attention but it was too funny to pass up.


GrammarPastafarian

I’m fine with it if it means getting his bloated face off the gme subs


MozerfuckerJones

It is. His Twitter


joshwn89

It’s a thing now


nicksampat407

Done. LFG!


Embarrassed-Oil-5794

He dun called the internet police. You dun goofed up, son!


Dr_Daaardvark

He gon’ backtrace us


Stinkydew

Like a demon man! Like a demon!he's not fat he's ripped


Gruntfuttock69

He never skips shoulder pad day


Enlighten_YourMind

Yo if this man has an family that really cares about him they need to get him into one of those fancy celebrity rehabs before he shits his pants and starts throwing it at the camera on live TV


Bluitor

Maybe that's where he was when he went dark for a couple weeks


Kombucha-Krazy

I recall the day after he came back he was noticeably more calm and his speech was actually intelligible. That didn't last long. Relapse rates are notoriously high at well over 80% for most substances


doubleanchorape

Thank you for that🤣🤣🤣I had no idea that this clip existed. My day just got a little better!


QuestionAll-

“They [GameStop] raised $500 million and do I get any credit? NO!” Cramer is such a waste of oxygen lol


ianunderfoot

Commenting to watch after work. Thank you for sharing!


Bluitor

He's a fat bald idiot hedgie, what do you expect lol


SpecOpsBoricua

Cramer going back to his younger years when he worked for the Wall Street Mafia lol


mymorningjacket

He still does


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Kombucha-Krazy

On a recent Mad Money, he said he used to be a crime reporter in Texas. I guess he figured if you can't beat em, join em?


WillowScary2856

Coked out loc’d out


nathantattoo

I love a good 3 6 mafia reference


Tooobin

Stop feeding the Coke Rat. Neglect him!


ultimateChampions68

It’s funny to watch go into apoplectic fits I’m not a 🤡 😢 😤 smmhhggvffghhblaaaayuuh


Powerhausen

He makes Nigel Thornberry sound coherent and intelligible.


GuTTeRaLSLaM

Fuck that. Force the purest we got into that rat till he ODs on live television.


HandshakeInMyPants

Dude- incompetent enemy generals are a gift, don't send your forces after them. You don't know if any potential replacements will be more difficult to handle, but you can rely on the person currently in charge to continue being incompetent. Do not interrupt your enemy while they are making a mistake. Destroy the competent leaders where and when you can (their replacements are likely to be less competent), but always let the incompetents go free.


aaronriemer

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡


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🤡 🔴🤏Honk Honk


migueltaco

lulz! He lucky to have an assistant that knows how to use twitter. “I don’t know what a jpeg is. All I want is a picture of a hotdog 🌭 …🌭…🌭” 😂🤣😂🤣🥲


The-loon

“What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.“ - Jim Cramer AKA OperatorChan


pa-nixnerd

oh sweet Jesus.


Euphoric_Mind6718

I really fucking hate this piece of shit.


WagonBurning

Good luck finding my moms basement bitch


bobbybottombracket

LOL


Sjiznit

Cute of him to think i have an office. Im a millenial. We have nothing.


OdeToWhiskey

Accurate. 🥲


callmelouielou

Me?! I know who I am. I'm a dude, playing a dude, disguised as another dude!


Stinkydew

Jokes on you asshole, I don't have an office and I'll wipe my ass with that pink slip when I pass those donuts.


mwsosa

Cheapest rent in AMERICA. Apes live rent free in his head.


geddyupster

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo. Copy/pasta for the literal bozos


Wertvolle

Fuck me just posted the same but I’m way to late 😂


Brotorious420

Someone respond to him as a true gamer, "gg ez"


TheDirkadini

Oh yes we do pumpkin. A former hedge fund managing cheating bastard that’s been manipulating the market since your career began. You made videos on how easy it was to manipulate the market and you go on National tv and continue to do so daily. Now you and your cronies are in a corner and you don’t know how to float like a butterfly!!


DIGITALTAAJIR

Too much coke for one day


hispeedpursuit

Dudes on like day 2 straight


DIGITALTAAJIR

Lol


Vampirehd

Why is that timestamp in the future?


Newmaine1

Woah…his tweets are FUCKING HILAROOUS!!! Never thought I could witness someone’s head exploding in 160characters or less


Jazzlike-Recover7560

So hes going to blackmail your company into firing you or bribe....lmao this dude is so use to crime he thinks its normal in the workplace.


Numerous_Photograph9

Seriously. I can get myself fired. I don't need him to do it for me.


gardabosque

My office?


reconoiter

Thank God! I really want a donut right now. Hope he comes soon, I'm tired of working here.


puppyinspired

How can he fire people who don’t work for him?


Numerous_Photograph9

Well, it works like this. We know who Cramer is. We take some transgression...like say Cramer threating people on social media, then we go to his employer and ask if this is the kind of thing that they support. Employer looks at said transgression, and thinks, "Oh, this is a PR nightmare in the making, and instead of dealing with it, we'll just let him go". Cramer is let go. We fired him, even though he doesn't work for us. Of course, I doubt CNBC will do anything about this. But, if it grows big enough, it either forces their hand, or at least it makes him look like someone unhinged and fewer people take what he says seriously, and over time, he loses ratings, and gets fired anyways....so, in the end, he still gets fired.


speakingdreams

It will be funny if after all this is over the world finds out that the reason he gets so upset at these accusations is because he actually is not on the inside but desperately wants to be. He wants to be part of the (criminal) adult table, but they won't let him in and every time someone accuses him of being a puppet he gets his underoos in a bunch because he isn't one, but wants to be.


Joe_McBlowMe

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo. /s


FuturisticTrout

This is how you say “bich ill kill you” on Wall Street


Gruntfuttock69

“Incorrectly……same old same old”. Maybe a lot of people can’t unsee what you would “never say on TV”, Jimbo?


Nelsaroni

Square up then tf


kushberrrymuffins

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? I AM!


OccasionQuick

His biggest threat is to fire me, bitch plz


Pacificsurge01

There's no need for pink slips, we are all quitting anyways after MOASS.


Numerous_Photograph9

After MOASS, I'll buy a bunch of women's pink slips and mail them to his office at CNBC, with a box of donuts on top.


Allenian8

4:10 PM, oh boy 🤣🙈


hope-i-die

Sounds like a threat. Someone report him Def sounds like intimidation, stalking, harassment and threats.


405Manc

Jimmy C has now DELETED this tweet.


meelakie

**COVFEFE**!!!1!!


RadioFreeAmerika

This reminds me of *✨runic glory✨*.