Giving back to hedgies with some life advice they can use after the squeeze is squoze. A lot of us apes will recognize these tips, given to us from the 1%. From Milenial apes, To (soon to be former) Millionaires and Billionaires.
By - BleedBlue37
I bought avocado toast once, I never financially recovered from it
Yo same. Its the reason I couldn't afford a down-payment, that one damn avacado on toast.
Shoulda listened to our financial overlords and stayed away from the avocados
I tried avocados on toast once and that led straight to toilet wine and Crystal Methany
Carol Baskin must’ve sold you that toast
That butch Carol Baskin
Edit:meant to say bitch but I'm good with that
Hope u didn’t put Mayo on it
Also, couch cushions and under the dryer are great places to look for loose change when you get jammed up and need some gas money so you can get to work at the factory where all the millionaire apes quit after MOASS
Just pull yourself up by those bootstraps bud
12pull yourself up by the bootstraps
You have my upvote