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Giving back to hedgies with some life advice they can use after the squeeze is squoze. A lot of us apes will recognize these tips, given to us from the 1%. From Milenial apes, To (soon to be former) Millionaires and Billionaires.

Giving back to hedgies with some life advice they can use after the squeeze is squoze. A lot of us apes will recognize these tips, given to us from the 1%. From Milenial apes, To (soon to be former) Millionaires and Billionaires.

AnathemaDevice4020

I bought avocado toast once, I never financially recovered from it


BleedBlue37

Yo same. Its the reason I couldn't afford a down-payment, that one damn avacado on toast.


AnathemaDevice4020

Shoulda listened to our financial overlords and stayed away from the avocados


bvttfvcker

I tried avocados on toast once and that led straight to toilet wine and Crystal Methany


dogfoodcritic

Carol Baskin must’ve sold you that toast


AnathemaDevice4020

That butch Carol Baskin Edit:meant to say bitch but I'm good with that


Colonel_Lexx

Hope u didn’t put Mayo on it


HardPour_Cornography

Also, couch cushions and under the dryer are great places to look for loose change when you get jammed up and need some gas money so you can get to work at the factory where all the millionaire apes quit after MOASS


parkerm1408

Just pull yourself up by those bootstraps bud


ItIsTime123

12pull yourself up by the bootstraps


dontucker159

You have my upvote