T O P
GoblinMonk

"Sadly"


kurtis_shooter

Shhhh


Still_counts_as_one

You mean fortunately not sadly


Untthrowawayy33

Chin up lad, that’s a proud moment


yb4zombeez

Also chin up so it doesn't hit you in the eyes


yvesobeal

for her


badfan

"Sorry mom, didn't mean to get any on you."


adzz182

I agree with her. Gay men have good skin, therefore moisturiser makes you gay. Q.E.D. /s


Thats-Puff

im pan, my face above my nose is crystal clear, below is nothing but acne. so you might be on to something here


JPEG812

Just wear a mask everywhere. Problem solved.


AutismFractal

Actually problem exacerbated, it’s really important to be good to your skin after a day of masking


sGfU_cs

I was on accutane earlier this year which killed off all of my acne, and after wearing a mask for 23 hours straight I had a breakout after. It’s the only negative to the mask meta.


pandizlle

Seriously, I had clear skin from accurate for the first time in years, then I started working out masked at the gym and BAM I have acne all over my cheeks.


sGfU_cs

The gym is literally the only place I don’t wear a mask at. I’m triple vaxxed by now so I’m not super worried but I just cannot put up with wearing a mask while working out. More power to you for being able to!


pandizlle

I live in LA and they haven’t lifted the mask ordinance for indoor gyms or for work in the office. So I have a mask on all day. Plus my job requires PPE that includes a beard net, face mask, a hairnet, and hood that goes over all that leaving only the eyes uncovered.


pandizlle

I live in LA and they haven’t lifted the mask ordinance for indoor gyms or for work in the office. So I have a mask on all day. Plus my job requires PPE that includes a beard net, face mask, a hairnet, and hood that goes over all that leaving only the eyes uncovered. It’s terrible for my skin I really envy you being able to work out without a mask. I’m triple vaxxed and so over it all already.


sGfU_cs

I actually just got back from LA and I loved the fact that people were still actually wearing masks. I was in a restaurant last night grabbing a carry out and I was literally the only person in there with a mask on. It would make me feel awkward if I gave a shit anymore.


JoshuaPearce

I'm asexual, have acne, and don't care. This tracks.


Macawesone

if only gay men having good skin was true i would have much better skin


twinkieeater8

Why is taking care of yourself considered gay? Do what you like and what makes you feel good.


JustDennise

Because apparently taking care of yourself is a feminine thing and all gays are feminine! /s


kaliakyrsa

I have to put moisturiser on every day or i would look like a zombie and smiling would make my face bleed, quess im gay


kurtis_shooter

Please i swear so many upvotes i dknt want my mist famouse post to be about gay creme


Parsley-Waste

You're on reddit, son


TeenFlash

step*


trashpanda_420

HA


SlowInsurance1616

The cream rises to the top, silly.


kurtis_shooter

But i belong at the bottom ;)


SlowInsurance1616

🥵


PopWhich2570

Me 2;>


bonboncolon

oh you


Gnaws21

Rip ur dms


jaspsev

Being cute helps a lot.


PopWhich2570

He is super cute...


sex

You're gonna forever be known as the gay cream kid. Welcome to Reddit, my boy.


JoshuaPearce

Then why are you obviously typing with one hand?


etnies445

Too late. You love to see the next generation of gays thriving.


whyspir

Things are now in motion which cannot be stopped.


Stayhydrated3

You look good


kurtis_shooter

Awe thanks i dont ger many compliments


BlitzScorpio

Really? How? You look great


isaacpotter007

That's what I was thinking


BeterBiperBeppers

Men don’t get complements often unless you’re literally a Calvin Klein model


MegaMagier

Pun intended? As a german I am very confused. Or was it a typo?


timleg002

German Humor is no laughing Matter


monkeyhind

Grrrman humor is no laughing Mutter.


Toddlez85

Really? I can only assume you live in an area with perpetual darkness, or the people there have no eyes.


Stayhydrated3

No problem


Infinite-Ad-3668

You should


bonboncolon

You got a cheeky smirk with pretty eyes, don't you dare put yourself down babs, I see you in those other comments


famils007

No cap u do objectively


txsxxphxx2

Second to this


joking_around

Jeez.... You're a cute mf


kurtis_shooter

Awee thanks


Kamo005

You pretty


kurtis_shooter

Im not :/ but thank you :) that made my heart feel good


Kamo005

No u r : )


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Billy8752

Wow, it's this easy? I know I'd be a good homosexual if I was, but never thought it was this simple.


SlowInsurance1616

It's that simple.


Kamo005

Even I didn't thought that


shadythrowaway9

Hey, I just took a look at your profile (because I'm nosy) and sae that you're 16, be careful out there, there's many creeps around the Internet :)


mumeiko

Yeah something about a 16 year old posting their IG and snap info on a post making jokes about having cum on their face is.... Inappropriate. Maybe I'm old-school, and maybe the age of consent is 16 where they are, but it's kinda off putting.


Kamo005

Thanx :3


LMBH1234182

It’s just a bunch of pictures of flowers though lol


ControvT

Compliment the flowers


Auroreon

Hey, more than you’re doing well. Keep it strong and build a better world around you for yourself and those you choose to welcome :)


Najahsal

Kurtis Shooter? The name tells a lot ;) ;)


issorelleinad

I hate that I read this as an Australian “no”.


seaShellOnSeaShore

You really are gorgeous❤️ Sorry about what your mom said - be strong, it does get better ... Hugs❤️


BigDansBigHands

You really are


Thorita

Oh honey that is not the only place you are “moisturizing” honey. Let them be boring…


kurtis_shooter

Thats the only place people on reddit shall see tho


SlowInsurance1616

Sadly.


kurtis_shooter

Shhhhh


Thorita

Yasssss!


DaveHtx

🥺


kurtis_shooter

(7^.^)7 hugs


kurtis_shooter

Nno whag hapoend to my face... (7 '.')7 thats better


relddir123

Put a backslash (\\) before the carat so it shows up (7\^.\^)7


dementian174

What’s a matter mom? You jealous I’m not wrinkly like a leather handbag?


iam_beardo

You mad your skin looks like Prada Saffiano while mine looks like Celine soft calfskin?


James324285241990

I want you to take what I'm going to say exactly as I say it You're beautiful without putting Vaseline on the camera lense


kurtis_shooter

I am confuzeld


James324285241990

You have two pictures posted on reddit. Both of them have an extreme haze/blur filter on them. They're not adding to the photo. They're taking away from it. You are lovely. Stop messing with your pictures


possum-lord

Honestly wish my skin looked half as good 😭


WeatherChannelDino

Alright everyone, show's over. Skincare is now gay. If you have any interest in maintaining a certain appearance or health of your body, I've got some news for you.


Category_Education

A certain other white cream is also good for your skin


Cockroach-brother2

Aye we gaybros not gonna lie you cute


kurtis_shooter

Sc kurtis_shooter Ig kurtis.shooter Incase yall wanna compliment me :3


YourDuckLeader

So not only you look awesome, you also make great pictures of flowers :o


kurtis_shooter

Djjsksksks thank you very much :))))) you guys are the kindest people i have ever met


YourDuckLeader

AND YOU HAVE A DOGGIE! (っ◠‿◠)っ <3


kurtis_shooter

🥰


YourDuckLeader

Probably my favorite is sunflower tbh


kurtis_shooter

Awe thankss


kurtis_shooter

:0 you guys are so sweet, im literally crying rn with the compliments you guys are giving me thank you all :))) xx


kurtis_shooter

This is one of my most populuar postss im gonna get outed 😅


Babygibbon

“Gayer white crème on my face” Well 🥺


doncroak

You're a handsome devil. Keep up with taking care of your skin, you will appreciate it later in life. Tell Mom to educate herself on what makes people gay. Maybe it has to do with herself, you know, lack of hormones and stuff. Or maybe just let it go


Emideska

How is this sudden tho?


101VaultBoy111

It’s not.


Emideska

I guess I’ll just have to resign


Slaykomimi

nivea?


biemba

He's talking about semen mate


Dr_Vyn

My mom thinks it's gay for a guy to put on sunscreen because guys shouldn't be afraid of the sun... God forbid I protect myself from getting skin cancer


kurtis_shooter

You shoulldd skin cancer is such a vad way too go if i have learnt anythjng from this post its be who you are :3


trashpanda_420

Ok but your eyes 😍


kurtis_shooter

Awe hehe thankss youuu so much :))))


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kurtis_shooter

Awee heh thanksss


kurtis_shooter

I really want one topic or the click to see this i will cry


idioteque33

Cute


Bob_the_Peanut

That jawline is turning me gay Not really ^^^^yes ^^^^really


brandynLBC

Gay is ok


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Qorr_Sozin

You're a massive cigarette ass?


MunchieCrunchy

Fun fact. The term "Blowing smoke up your ass" came from criticism over a supposed method of reviving a drowning victim by literally pumping tobacco smoke into their ass with a bellows.


Qorr_Sozin

I had approximate knowledge of this trivia.


KabuTheFox

Smoking ram?


SlowInsurance1616

Cancer stick goat.


AutismFractal

Please don’t call people f****t. Ultimately it became a slur because it was originally a word for a bundle of sticks, which is something to burn.


Danxoln

You're beautiful!


ElasticBlubber

Ok so how do you get your skin like that? Gay dude here with not so great skin dammit


kurtis_shooter

I just use sun cream, moistureiser and aloe vera


SlowInsurance1616

Semen, he is implying semen.


first_cedric

semen from the wild are also called seamans semen ;)


SlowInsurance1616

If it's Fleet Week...


Meatballerina

You look good, but probably destroy libs with facts and logic.


kurtis_shooter

Ill destroy anybody :3


Meatballerina

🥶


kiba87637

Does she mean something in the moisturiser or just the act of using it? Cause I never used to do anything and I still turned out gay so.


kurtis_shooter

Omg i should moisturise my crushhhhh


memeymemer49

It’s not even gay! I’m gay btw


kurtis_shooter

Me too


heyitslin

Nice eyebrows


kurtis_shooter

Thanks youu


Dracmageel

Got u bro, i'm bi so i can use cream AND enjoy sports. U lookin fine too, don't get let down by such comments


Chris2kN

Gay


Lasvicus

How do I not end up sounding like a thirsty hoe, here?


Concerned-gay-guy

Okay you're cute👀


XenaSerenity

Your mother is just jealous at how flawless your skin is


belenos

Damn you look cute ;)


kurtis_shooter

Thanks you


StupidBuns69

You’re so effin cute tho


kurtis_shooter

Thanks you


Egg_Slut69

Hell yeah


parthpalta

Is that why your skin looks great?


Evilkenevil77

Damn bro can I put my cream on that face? You cute


Afond29

How many gay sub's you post this on for attention? I think that makes you even more gay....doing things that begs for attention


StarrySky339

Lol okay


SlowInsurance1616

Correlation doesn't necessarily imply causation. She should know that....


The_Blackest_Man

Peaky Blinders?


kurtis_shooter

No just from up north in england lmao


Bryllant

Oops, too late Mom


kurtis_shooter

Yup peter pan change somthing in me


CapmyCup

TIL taking care of your skin is gay wait so that's why I want a dick inside me...?


Reagalan

it looks like that face paint that gridiron footballers use


Pure_Diet_5876

Oh, no! Are you ok? Are they homophobic?


Infinite-Ad-3668

r/holup


Cikasz

Cute


HouseKilgannon

Oh yah, creme fraiche unffffff


macklin_h_devineC9B

Fellas, is it gay to not have dry skin?


HowardIsWeird

I’ll drink to that!


Parsley-Waste

I'll drink that too :P


HowardIsWeird

Periodt.


FawkesSuttles

It's making you beautiful. Don't stop!


unclejohn25

Cover Girl is a man's best friend.


cuckamungabunga

Sounds gay, cool


TaekTech

You mean oreo crème right


bigchill3

My gay, bitch ass with eczema "It was destiny"


idk2715

I've scrolled down 3 posts after reading this title and only than I went "WAIT A MINUTE" and I realized what you meant by this


Drkhrs16

Whatever ur moms gay too


OceanLinerISD

I just wanted to say that you look great!


Pranavboi

Oof, my mom on the other hand keeps telling me to put in moisturiser but I keep forgetting. Hold up


-Deadshroom-

damn you're very pretty


lolsup1

You guys are actually gay?


Angelfallfirst

Sooo... you're going to crosspost this gorgeous picture of you on every single gay related sub ?


snowstormmongrel

All y'all hitting on this guy in this thread need to be more careful. His post history indicates he is 16.


designmur

Did you ask if her moisturizer makes her a lesbian? Or if she forgets to moisturize does she automatically turn into a lesbian? How does this work.


Rryzlrr

*spits out coffee* QUE DEJESTE


Uhwhoshereforthefun

AUGH


DarthWeenus

Hawt


Hotdamndel

You don't get it mom, it's war paint


PLAC3B0101

Is it gay to take care of your body


DoggoDude979

1) not suddenly, at all 2) dude you’re a minor no one wants or needs to hear about your sexual exploits


surfinThruLyfe

Moms a QAnon adherent


My_name_isMy_name_is

milk Is gay😳😳


HomeLessFrogg

braveheart headass


uwu-ing_intensifies

I'd personally rather be gay and soff than crusty dry and straight:/


nirinaron

Lamoooo


VanGrayson

Everyone knows moisturiser is a gateway cream.


AQAzrael

You putting moisturiser on is turning me gay too


smthingclvr

Why is skincare gay?


wozuup

I am wandering what makes girls gay?