By - kurtis_shooter
You mean fortunately not sadly
Chin up lad, that’s a proud moment
Also chin up so it doesn't hit you in the eyes
"Sorry mom, didn't mean to get any on you."
I agree with her. Gay men have good skin, therefore moisturiser makes you gay. Q.E.D.
im pan, my face above my nose is crystal clear, below is nothing but acne. so you might be on to something here
Just wear a mask everywhere. Problem solved.
Actually problem exacerbated, it’s really important to be good to your skin after a day of masking
I was on accutane earlier this year which killed off all of my acne, and after wearing a mask for 23 hours straight I had a breakout after.
It’s the only negative to the mask meta.
Seriously, I had clear skin from accurate for the first time in years, then I started working out masked at the gym and BAM I have acne all over my cheeks.
The gym is literally the only place I don’t wear a mask at. I’m triple vaxxed by now so I’m not super worried but I just cannot put up with wearing a mask while working out. More power to you for being able to!
I live in LA and they haven’t lifted the mask ordinance for indoor gyms or for work in the office. So I have a mask on all day. Plus my job requires PPE that includes a beard net, face mask, a hairnet, and hood that goes over all that leaving only the eyes uncovered.
I live in LA and they haven’t lifted the mask ordinance for indoor gyms or for work in the office. So I have a mask on all day. Plus my job requires PPE that includes a beard net, face mask, a hairnet, and hood that goes over all that leaving only the eyes uncovered. It’s terrible for my skin
I really envy you being able to work out without a mask. I’m triple vaxxed and so over it all already.
I actually just got back from LA and I loved the fact that people were still actually wearing masks. I was in a restaurant last night grabbing a carry out and I was literally the only person in there with a mask on. It would make me feel awkward if I gave a shit anymore.
I'm asexual, have acne, and don't care. This tracks.
if only gay men having good skin was true i would have much better skin
Why is taking care of yourself considered gay?
Do what you like and what makes you feel good.
Because apparently taking care of yourself is a feminine thing and all gays are feminine! /s
I have to put moisturiser on every day or i would look like a zombie and smiling would make my face bleed, quess im gay
Please i swear so many upvotes i dknt want my mist famouse post to be about gay creme
You're on reddit, son
The cream rises to the top, silly.
But i belong at the bottom ;)
Rip ur dms
Being cute helps a lot.
He is super cute...
You're gonna forever be known as the gay cream kid.
Welcome to Reddit, my boy.
Then why are you obviously typing with one hand?
Too late. You love to see the next generation of gays thriving.
Things are now in motion which cannot be stopped.
You look good
Awe thanks i dont ger many compliments
Really? How? You look great
That's what I was thinking
Men don’t get complements often unless you’re literally a Calvin Klein model
Pun intended? As a german I am very confused. Or was it a typo?
German Humor is no laughing Matter
Grrrman humor is no laughing Mutter.
Really? I can only assume you live in an area with perpetual darkness, or the people there have no eyes.
You got a cheeky smirk with pretty eyes, don't you dare put yourself down babs, I see you in those other comments
No cap u do objectively
Second to this
Jeez.... You're a cute mf
Im not :/ but thank you :) that made my heart feel good
No u r : )
Wow, it's this easy? I know I'd be a good homosexual if I was, but never thought it was this simple.
It's that simple.
Even I didn't thought that
Hey, I just took a look at your profile (because I'm nosy) and sae that you're 16, be careful out there, there's many creeps around the Internet :)
Yeah something about a 16 year old posting their IG and snap info on a post making jokes about having cum on their face is.... Inappropriate.
Maybe I'm old-school, and maybe the age of consent is 16 where they are, but it's kinda off putting.
It’s just a bunch of pictures of flowers though lol
Compliment the flowers
Hey, more than you’re doing well. Keep it strong and build a better world around you for yourself and those you choose to welcome :)
Kurtis Shooter? The name tells a lot ;) ;)
I hate that I read this as an Australian “no”.
You really are gorgeous❤️
Sorry about what your mom said - be strong, it does get better ... Hugs❤️
You really are
Oh honey that is not the only place you are “moisturizing” honey. Let them be boring…
Thats the only place people on reddit shall see tho
Nno whag hapoend to my face... (7 '.')7 thats better
Put a backslash (\\) before the carat so it shows up
What’s a matter mom? You jealous I’m not wrinkly like a leather handbag?
You mad your skin looks like Prada Saffiano while mine looks like Celine soft calfskin?
I want you to take what I'm going to say exactly as I say it
You're beautiful without putting Vaseline on the camera lense
I am confuzeld
You have two pictures posted on reddit. Both of them have an extreme haze/blur filter on them.
They're not adding to the photo. They're taking away from it.
You are lovely. Stop messing with your pictures
Honestly wish my skin looked half as good 😭
Alright everyone, show's over. Skincare is now gay. If you have any interest in maintaining a certain appearance or health of your body, I've got some news for you.
A certain other white cream is also good for your skin
Aye we gaybros not gonna lie you cute
Incase yall wanna compliment me :3
So not only you look awesome, you also make great pictures of flowers :o
Djjsksksks thank you very much :))))) you guys are the kindest people i have ever met
AND YOU HAVE A DOGGIE! (っ◠‿◠)っ <3
Probably my favorite is sunflower tbh
:0 you guys are so sweet, im literally crying rn with the compliments you guys are giving me thank you all :))) xx
This is one of my most populuar postss im gonna get outed 😅
“Gayer white crème on my face”
You're a handsome devil. Keep up with taking care of your skin, you will appreciate it later in life. Tell Mom to educate herself on what makes people gay. Maybe it has to do with herself, you know, lack of hormones and stuff. Or maybe just let it go
How is this sudden tho?
I guess I’ll just have to resign
He's talking about semen mate
My mom thinks it's gay for a guy to put on sunscreen because guys shouldn't be afraid of the sun... God forbid I protect myself from getting skin cancer
You shoulldd skin cancer is such a vad way too go if i have learnt anythjng from this post its be who you are :3
Ok but your eyes 😍
Awe hehe thankss youuu so much :))))
Awee heh thanksss
I really want one topic or the click to see this i will cry
That jawline is turning me gay
Gay is ok
You're a massive cigarette ass?
Fun fact. The term "Blowing smoke up your ass" came from criticism over a supposed method of reviving a drowning victim by literally pumping tobacco smoke into their ass with a bellows.
I had approximate knowledge of this trivia.
Cancer stick goat.
Please don’t call people f****t. Ultimately it became a slur because it was originally a word for a bundle of sticks, which is something to burn.
Ok so how do you get your skin like that? Gay dude here with not so great skin dammit
I just use sun cream, moistureiser and aloe vera
Semen, he is implying semen.
semen from the wild are also called seamans semen ;)
If it's Fleet Week...
You look good, but probably destroy libs with facts and logic.
Ill destroy anybody :3
Does she mean something in the moisturiser or just the act of using it? Cause I never used to do anything and I still turned out gay so.
Omg i should moisturise my crushhhhh
It’s not even gay! I’m gay btw
Got u bro, i'm bi so i can use cream AND enjoy sports.
U lookin fine too, don't get let down by such comments
How do I not end up sounding like a thirsty hoe, here?
Okay you're cute👀
Your mother is just jealous at how flawless your skin is
Damn you look cute ;)
You’re so effin cute tho
Is that why your skin looks great?
Damn bro can I put my cream on that face? You cute
How many gay sub's you post this on for attention? I think that makes you even more gay....doing things that begs for attention
Correlation doesn't necessarily imply causation. She should know that....
No just from up north in england lmao
Oops, too late Mom
Yup peter pan change somthing in me
TIL taking care of your skin is gay
wait so that's why I want a dick inside me...?
it looks like that face paint that gridiron footballers use
Oh, no! Are you ok? Are they homophobic?
Oh yah, creme fraiche unffffff
Fellas, is it gay to not have dry skin?
I’ll drink to that!
I'll drink that too :P
It's making you beautiful. Don't stop!
Cover Girl is a man's best friend.
Sounds gay, cool
You mean oreo crème right
My gay, bitch ass with eczema
"It was destiny"
I've scrolled down 3 posts after reading this title and only than I went "WAIT A MINUTE" and I realized what you meant by this
Whatever ur moms gay too
I just wanted to say that you look great!
Oof, my mom on the other hand keeps telling me to put in moisturiser but I keep forgetting. Hold up
damn you're very pretty
You guys are actually gay?
Sooo... you're going to crosspost this gorgeous picture of you on every single gay related sub ?
All y'all hitting on this guy in this thread need to be more careful. His post history indicates he is 16.
Did you ask if her moisturizer makes her a lesbian? Or if she forgets to moisturize does she automatically turn into a lesbian? How does this work.
*spits out coffee* QUE DEJESTE
You don't get it mom, it's war paint
Is it gay to take care of your body
1) not suddenly, at all
2) dude you’re a minor no one wants or needs to hear about your sexual exploits
Moms a QAnon adherent
milk Is gay😳😳
I'd personally rather be gay and soff than crusty dry and straight:/
Everyone knows moisturiser is a gateway cream.
You putting moisturiser on is turning me gay too
Why is skincare gay?
I am wandering what makes girls gay?