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alirezahunter888

I see Ordinary Sausage opened up a shop.


occams_nightmare

Will it blow?


gaygender

I'd give these gummy bear sausages 2 Mark Ruffalos


isbjarnaveidimadur

*Youtube comment suggestions* Been suggesting surströmming sausage for what feels like years now


ONLYPOSTSWHILESTONED

I would do dark things to see that video if it was just an hour of alternately vomiting and trying to continue the show with a progressively weaker and more shaky voice


Pure-Newspaper-6001

You joke but 8/10 times I can rate the “Will It Blow” correctly. Kinda scary actually


Naxo448

Lmao same here. I can also accurately predict the final rating by his reactions/descriptions.


WillyWarlock

Hey there folks and welcome back.... I guess


Karnakite

WE GOT A BURST!


HGpennypacker

HERE WE GO!


AllBeesNoKnees

That's the gummy bear water.


HGpennypacker

BUT FIRST!


thelamb710

Man I haven’t watched that channel in forever lol


Derboman

Hey they folks.. Welcome back.. I guess.


abundanceofb

3, 2, 1, let’s sausaaaage!


randomguyfromafrica

3, 2, 1, #𝕃𝔢𝐭’ş ˢάⓤ𝐒𝔞𝐆ᗴ!


Denominatorxero

🙌🙏🙏🙏


basileusnikephorus

That's the absolute würst


50at20

r/angryupvote


Borkman6

Ok this is going to be really strange but I’ve had these before, and as much as you’d think they’d be horrible they’re actually not bad! When cooked the gummy bears melt into the meat so you get this sweet taste along side the meat and it comes out really good. Crucify me if you wish but I’d buy these if I ever saw them again


premature_eulogy

But why not use dates or any other sweet fruits in the mix for the sweet taste? Why use straight up refined sugar and food colouring?


Borkman6

Dunno, you could go as far as just using sugar. But if I had to guess probably novelty. Like sure ‘sweet bratwurst’ is one thing but the colors and name of ‘gummy bear bratwurst’ catches the eye


Cyrilcynder

Blueberry and wild rice bratwurst is super popular in Northern Minnesota and can confirm, it is Hella a good


itsyobbiwonuseek

(Fellow Minnesotan) hell yeah it is! We once had "apple pie brats" that had chunks of apple in them and when cooked, there was an apple-y, buttery sweetness that flavored the casing. I wish I could remember what meat market they came from.. but they were sooooo fucking good!


Cyrilcynder

Where abouts did you get them? I get mine from Hugo's in northern MN (Park Rapids area) Maybe Coborns/Cash Wise? Sounds like somthing we used to have maybe. Corborns has baller brats


itsyobbiwonuseek

I love Park Rapids! I'm pretty sure we got them from Von Hansen's in White Bear Lake. I remember them having the Gummi brats too (we got both). It was hard choosing the favorite, but the apple pie brats were spectacular!


Cyrilcynder

I love PR too honestly. For the most part. Lived here most of my life. Now I'm more towards Detroit Lake. It's a very pretty little town compared to the surrounding towns. I'll check it out next time in in the cities :D Thanks you friend ^^


itsyobbiwonuseek

Of course, friend! ☺️


ggg730

Holy shit I just creamed my pants thinking about those apple pie brats.


itsyobbiwonuseek

They really were divine 👌 such a crazy flavor combo but it worked so well!


RevMeaty

Blueberry Wild rice brats are also (I think) pretty popular in southern Minnesota. Schmidt's Meat Market in Nicollet has them. And also had these gummi bear brats. As was said above, not as bad as I thought they would be.


According_Gazelle472

Now that is a strange one for sure.


Cyrilcynder

Not particularly. They are very good and meat with wild rice has alwsy bene a Minnesotan staple. Adding Blueberries isn't all that far different. It's very good. Like maple sausage but with more.... Hmm.. Acidity? Not as sickeningly sweet as maple can be


According_Gazelle472

I seldom eat sausages of any kind.


justcougit

It's for kids


KoloHickory

I always liked my uncle's homemade polish kielbasa the most as a kid


larsy28

Does that mean what I think it means?


eatenbyalion

If I had to guess, the person who invented Gummi Bear Bratwurst is not even cultured or travelled enough to know of dates, or anything outside the "food for kids" aisle.


Lazarus_Legbones

Yikes! Save some pretense for the rest of us!


AtlantaBoyz

r/IAmVeryCultured


AtlantaBoyz

What the fuck why is that sub banned


kylie_kraft

seems like the kind of concept that would take a hard right and get Hitlery without proper moderation


Daikon_3183

Oh wow. You are so cultured you know about dates ..


AnthraxEvangelist

They don't seem to be arguing that it isn't stupid food, only that it isn't totally inedible. Without the gummy bears, it wouldn't be stupid. Dates in sausage does sound kinda good, too.


Ancient_Presence

Because Haribo gummy bears are a pillar of German culture!


Glass_Memories

Not the sugar-free variety, I hope.


AeratedFeces

I got these brats with cherry halves in them once a few summers ago and they were the best brats I've ever had. I've been hunting for them ever since and have been unable to find them.


duffmanhb

The store that sells these are sort of famous for them. It started out as a joke, but people really liked them, so they just stuck with the popular novelty.


foursticks

It's a bit of fun. Especially for kids.


itisoktodance

If you sub dried apricots or cranberries for the bears, you could totally sell that as an artisanal sausage at twice the price.


NetworkGuyMN

Grundhofers in Hugo, MN has them and all the artisanal sausages you could think of and they're all similar in price. http://www.grundhofersmeatmarket.com/brats/


dancingbear74

I was wondering if I’d see Grundy’s mentioned. This place is amazing


premature_eulogy

Hell, I know I'd buy them.


aesthesia1

I think I’d prefer something that actually melts and blends with the texture of the rest of the sausage.


Lazarus_Legbones

Morbid curiosity


Number1AbeLincolnFan

Because you would only sell 1/10th as many since there's no novelty at all.


really_tall_horses

No kidding, microbreweries are all about it too. I’ve seen too many companies posting about dumping candy in the mash, it blows my mind.


Farores_Favored

Because those things aren’t gummy bears.


swagasus

A local place uses crystallized honey and hot peppers in a sausage and it’s amazing.


Howdydudr

Just add cloves and it’s a Tudor recipe.


pauly13771377

>Crucify me if you wish Expect me later today.


sloppybro

I see variations of this posted enough that it would seem it may not actually be terrible.


kingdorner

There is a meat market in Hugo MN that claim to be the home of the gummy bear brat and they have [over 100 unusual brat flavors](http://www.grundhofersmeatmarket.com/brats/). No idea where you're from but you can definitely buy them there.


orange77penguin

My aunt and uncle brought a bunch up to the lake from there for Memorial Day this year. They weren't bad but I personally wasn't a fan.


TheGodDMBatman

I immediately thought of this place


under-cover-hunter

My friend on xbox said similar. I give him shit about it but im curious.


Turdplay

Hm, I can kinda see that. I’d honestly be curious enough to try them.


Mister_Bloodvessel

I was honestly thinking these would be tasty having had deep fried gummy bear. It turns to a sort of poptart flavor, and melted into a gooey tasty thing. And sweet things, especially fruit flavors, go well with brats.


Notworthanytime

Sweet with meat is a food crime.


crimsaq

I've had them, too! There's a small meat store in Orland, IN that I go to near our lake cottage called "Mr. Bratz". They do all kinds of wild stuff like this, and most isnt half bad! The gummy brats were the biggest hit when I took them to the sand bar to cook them.


unknown_hinson

This is exactly what I assumed they'd be like and I'm kind of considering making some myself to try since I've never seen such a thing available in stores.


daniinad

I could get into that ... especially if its garnished with a hot spicy mustard or some salty sauerkraut or spicy kimchi for crunch. The sweet taste mixed with meat and heat from the mustard with all the garlic and spices from the sausage would be a win!


that_boy-aint-right

i simulated the taste in my brain and i think it wont be too bad but its still weird asf


WhyLisaWhy

Yeah I was not going to be surprised if these turned out alright. My butcher does like a holiday sausage with cranberries and it's pretty solid. Not something I'd eat outside of Christmas or Thanksgiving though.


TheSuperInframan

I was thinking the same thing. The sugar sort of carmelizes the meat and it's actually really good. And you definitely dont notice any fruity flavor or nothing it's just a little sweet. I got some of these a while back from our local butcher shop who's known for having great meat and was not disappointed


Old-Item2494

I've had these two but they grind the gummies into the sausage. It's fucking good.


Codza2

There's a butcher shop in Wisconsin that started this I believe! Not bad at all!


itsyobbiwonuseek

Thank you! I thought the same thing when I tried them. There's delicious little pockets of sweetness that blend with the meat so well. I'd eat these again, for sure!


bardicly-inclined

That's what I was thinking, 100% would try


Ck1ngK1LLER

Honestly, it’s not much different than putting grape jelly and bbq sauce over lol smokies. Like it’s really damn close to the same thing as grape jelly.


SpaceBucket67

Let's saaaausaggggggee!


franceispain

just wait till y’all find out about ordinary sausage on youtube


thelivinlegend

Let's sausaaaaage!


asunshinefix

Oh my god, amazing. Water sausage is iconic.


ricesaladenthusiast

What the actual fuck


xEliteMonkx

They're actually delicious. The gummies melt completely and add a unique flavor. There's a place here in Minnesota called Grundhofers that's sells them, among a ton of other different types of brats.


Casual_Mongolian

I think more people have heard of Grundhofers than have heard of Hugo 😂 I was hoping to find this exact comment!


foursticks

https://youtu.be/87qSlGk7GUc


xEliteMonkx

Yup! That's the place.


dancingbear74

I need to go pickup some egg roll brats today… and whatever else I feel like blowing my money on, as is tradition while there.


ButtKnuckle23

"And don't forget the gUmMiE bEaR!"


TheSuperInframan

I've also picked these up in MN. Ye olde butcher shop in rochester had them when I was in there once. They where fantastic


dirReddit

These are waaaaaaaaaaay better than you cam imagine! I'm not serving this as the only thing for dinner. But melty gummy bear inside of a brat is amazing!


atomicben513

salty AND sweet!


mewithoutCthulhu

These are quite common. One of the local grocery chains here sells them in their deli/meat department with all of their other brats. The wife and I tried them once out of curiosity a few years ago. Didn’t care much for them, but I know people who do.


brdn

Smart. By weight, the overhead on a gummy bear is practically nothing.


zeke235

Fine. I'll try one. But i'm pissed about it.


elsopix

I try to avoid sausages with chewy gelatinous lumps in them. This is gross!


ColonelJohn_Matrix

Goes great with Skittlebraü.


No-Cancel-1951

That’s the wurst


HeartlessStoic

We stray further away from the gods


Pretty-Pimpcess

PEOPLE WHY?!


Jentzi

I tried looking at the sausages closely but my eyes kept averting. What little I saw will haunt me. Those poor gummies and pig deserved better.


LeslieKnopeOSRS

I want to eat this so badly…


Ankthar_LeMarre

Why is that guy's hand so huge though?


mammanadrums

Who do you think jerks off all these sausages?


Newmach

I believe this is considered a war crime in Germany.


myothercarisayoshi

At first I thought the Germans had gone too far, then I saw the 'lb' and realised OF COURSE this is from America.


Routine_Palpitation

500 pounds!


MitokBarks

WW3 called and would like a word


lakija

Wait I’ve seen these before. I always wondered what they taste like.


YouhaoHuoMao

No


LongNectarine3

I used to love sausage. Mainly because I didn’t want to know.


Lienisaur

I want to burn it


TheTrueFishbunjin

Hey there folks… I guess.


Draxacoffilus

Is still try them!


orthonym

r/noahgettheboat


Ancient-Menu-5888

Because I like my sweets encased in the sub mucousa of pig intestines


sir__Big__Cock

Do they want to start a war with Germany? Because that’s how you start a war with Germany!


Hamilmr17

One of the shops here in town sells these as a special. They’re actually pretty damn good


RepresentativeOk4432

What about abscess sausage?


axelaxolotl

As a German that likes sausage this is absuletly ... Acceptable. They are actually surprisingly good.


Commercial-Finding-9

Disgusting


mothzilla

Bitte nicht.


sonofsarkhan

I used to work in a butcher shop, and my boss wanted to try making these. I advised against it, but he did it anyway. We made one batch, nobody bought them, and he never made them again


MilkyView

don't knock it until you try it


myaltaccountisbanned

What l blasphemy


PeridotWriter

Do you wanna fight? Cause this is how you start a fight


PDanner579

Woah 500 lbs is a heavy sausage


knightogourd

They absolutely did not taste test these


jadetheundead

i feel so disgusted even after a second of looking at this image.


Alarid

"I made it with my grossly oversized hand!"


Fwintix

🤢🤮


itsyobbiwonuseek

But they're actually fucking delicious


Codiilovee

About a year ago my local meat market had brats with gummy peach rings in them. I did not try them because it sounded disgusting


isthistheinternets

Sweet and meat does work it has potential


lokimn17

I have had these. They are stupid. They were so gross we all took a bit and threw the rest away.


Narppppp

Looks like something I’d see on good mythical morning!


TheRealSmashMann

where did you find that. I went to a similar place and got the same thing


Its-CCG

That’s not even creative


Background-Falcon-74

I’d have to kill a man that day


Bittlegeuss

This is an insult to both the animal and the gummi factory workers.


BeezChurger69

I hope whoever made this gets a psychological disorder which makes them taste poop regardless of what they eat.


PartyPants444

Sugar burns are the worst burns and I read a disturbing Cracked article about a couple who tried to incorporate melted Gummi bears into their sexy time. It did NOT end well. You would have to wait for it cool completely or else risk painful injuries.


morecelluliteplease

Lol yeah that’s some stupid food


KaysCreamyKaysauce

How is this legal!!!