I named mine Ernie, since it already goes Brrrrt. Edit: for context, [Bert and Ernie "Jump"](https://youtu.be/iF4HCFpbRWQ?feature=shared)

God damnit 🤣🤣

Yeah... that made me gigg-art. Giggle and fart.

Tactical demogorgon

Fartical gigglegorgon

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1st thing I did was giggle / chuckle... than I blew gas... soooooo...

Genius, and I will remember this when I finally join the journey

Close the polls, this shit killed

I am uncomfortable with how much I enjoy this comment.

Top comment

R/angryupvote

Is r/foundthemobileuser still a thing?

Funniest thing I've read all day.

Hey Ernie... Yeah Brrrrrt?

Context?

Sesame Street

Lmaooo

I had a good one, but it would pale in comparison to Ernie. Love it 🤣😂🤣🤣

Fuck, where do I vote for this guy for president?

[The hills are alive with the sound of Brrrt!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySuixFGIfbE)

**BRAVO! BRAVO! BRAVO!**

[This is like the 4th time I've commented without looking at the top comment. How does it keep happening ](https://reddit.com/r/Starfield/s/OMA5fo8o8e)

Best comment in a long time.

How do I up vote more than once 😂

I just introduced the Starborn to it, show them how we do in a small town.

Holy shit bro 🤦🏽‍♂️

"Out of Ammo"

Not if you have your companion equip it, they get unlimited ammo, I have Andreja shooting up everywhere we go lol

My only complaint is that companions won’t just hold the trigger on the thing. They dance around too much and fire it in really short bursts.

I find the grenade launcher to be better for companions, but they have no problem blowing you up if you're near an enemy.

I gave Andreja the Novablast Disruptor tonight and within 5 minutes she shot me with it. We were in a hallway, alone. Just turned around and \*BLAM\*

“I love you. You must die.”

Most fun I have had in the game was boarding a pirate ship that was zero G, forgot my companion had a grenade launcher. Wow it was wild

Lol, best laugh this morning, 🤣 Thank you

Made me piss. Lol

Yeah I was looting a space station and I had given andreja a GL. Lady please relax I only have so many med kits

There's no friendly fire.

There is. I have been injured by my companions grenade launcher too often, I would swap it but it's fun to watch enemies randomly fly across the room

And just normal frag grenades.

Tell that to Sam sprinting into my line of fire and getting burst headshots

Really? I thought her rockets were blowing me to shit.

There is ff. You can down your followers, though not kill. Same can't be said about you tho - splash damage is a bitch

Friendly fire isn't

This. Also if you jump around too much, often they just get stuck somewhere and you're on your own.

Yeah I find that a modified higher powered orbit (60 range) laser rifle with scope that works well for Andreja. It’s around 98 laser power or so (I’m level 23? So I thinks that’s good for a companion right now. Obviously I have a higher dual powered handgun / shotgun but they don’t shoot as far.) with radioactive bullets, double damage for full health, and she just dices up groups lol. I usually just hide behind a wall until she cleans house albeit 1 or 2 stragglers.

See thats the problem though, and why I never give a compaion a good gun, its counter productive, yes they will mow thru things, but this is not a normal rpg, if you don't do at least 25% damage you gain 0 exp. In other action rpgs u'd get exp for even ally kills whether you hit it or not, there is a mod that lowers this to less than 1%, but you still need to at least hit them once, and that can be hard to do when your companion basically aimbots them dead on sight. Mind you I am early game, so when fighting higher level enemies its probably alot less of an issue with how inflated their health pool gets.

You get XP for every kill you get. If you’re not killing more people than your companions with any gun you just are slow or suck at the game.

100%. Gave Andreja a particle shotgun that does 200+ combined damage but still has 40+ range and noticed I was getting way less XP with her murdering everything.

Scavenger is such an underrated perk, you’ll never be out of ammo with it

Noted. Might need to start investing in that.

Premature Attackulation

Well, now I've got a name for my sniper rifle at least.

Best one yet.

Compensator

Exactly what I was going to say.

Better than naming it Muzzle Brake, that's for sure

I hardly know her!

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Honestly all of it except explosive is pretty ass.. actually nvm insti is just the worst.

Staggering is at least sorta useful in that this thing will just stun lock what you point it at.

Yeah I was gonna say staggering is great when you’re rolling your rng that many times per second😂

I'm a bit confused by what you mean, I'd argue that staggering is actually better than explosive. With the raging river of bullets the microgun spews out, they'll almost certainly end up stunlocked, and a stunlocked target is pretty much just a dead target the game hasn't noticed yet.

I could be wrong, but I think explosive does more damage. I had it in a coachman. The explosive shots would delete a room of enemies while the regular shot would take 2-3 hits to kill 1. The downside is it would often kill me too lol.

Ah, you're right. The difference is, a coachman is a burst damage weapon, and different guns are better suited to different effects.With a gun like the coachman where you run in and deal gobs of damage with a single shot, a nice 25% damage boost takes the gun from powerful to one-shot levels of powerful. (Idk the actual numbers, but 25% feels about right.) Explosive is best suited to weapons that deal loads of damage per trigger pull. Likewise, staggering is better for a gun that deals small amounts of damage over and over again every second. The effect would be significantly less effective on a coachman, since you're only hitting them 1-3 times, meaning you only get 1-3 chances for the random effect to happen. And if it does activate, it only stuns the enemy for a second or two. By the time you've loaded your next set of rounds, the stun is over and they're shooting again. Barely any help. But with a microgun that shoots a bazillion bullets per second, you're getting a chance to stagger the enemy *on each individual hit.* Because of this, the effect is happening several times a second. Meaning, the stuns will happen consecutively without pause, stunning them completely for as long as they keep taking hits. They're basically frozen in place as you hold your crosshair over them and power wash away their health bar. Take a microgun and put explosive on it, and it's really just a dps boost. An awesome-looking dps boost for sure, but it just deals more damage. Just like the staggering coachman, it's barely any more effective than a common variant. But put *both* of them on the weapon with the highest rate of fire in the game, and nothing in the heavens or the earth can possibly stand against you. Really, I don't think I could ever imagine a more powerful and fun combo than a staggering/explosive microgun. Just hold down left click and watch the enemies disintegrate before your eyes.

i'd rather have instigating than bashing.

Not on a microgun. Bash off heavies is pretty high(unarmed and weapon mass boost bash damage) but instigating making that first like 2 damage after armour into 4....oooo saves you 1 bullet. Whereas bashing at least you can save like 10-20 with a bash when they close or execute a downed enemy

Bashing requires melee range and if they got into melee range when i have a microgun i have failed

Idk ive knocked down many lvl 96 elites and tbh id rather walk up and skull bash them with my minigun vs wasting another 80 rounds on that last 80 health since they have 400 phys armour and the microgun does like .6hp damage to em per bullet. But then again thats on me for taking on hawking system at level 20 i guess.

Does Shattering ignore all armor? If so, that'd be the ideal one for the microgun over instigating.

Shattering is like 25% dmg reduction reduction. So on a microgun say a lvl96 pirate removes 9 of the 14 damage per hit with shattering its now 8 instead of 5 getting through. Its quite good. Rapid also great

Wait, so Shattering stacks with armor piercing rounds? I've always assumed they were pointless to use together because Shattering says "breaks through even the toughest armor", lol.

Right? I don’t get how they think it’s useless, it basically gets double damage on every first hit, because everyone’s on full health till I start mowing them down with his thing. Edit: ok I thought about it a bit more and I guess this only adds 12 damage to the first bullet, which is kinda wack. Better to have a percentage that applies to every shot, due to the low per shot damage with high shot rate.

High fire rate low damage doesnt want any %. You want them to have status. Like incendiary rad corrosive etc because those are great buffs/dmg but small chance per shot(microgun def gonna proc corrosive damage and armour shred at least once every 6 seconds) stagger armour shred all them things good on em too, but the best for micros imo is rapid-furious-stagger because wall of lead, they get stunned so you focus fire and of course if they dont move you dont miss making furious quickly hit 10x damage per shot

Exactly. I'm not saying instigation in general is bad! I love it on high damage rifles! It's great! But for the haha it go brrrrrrt , nah.

Stagger is huge with this gun. More rounds equals more chances to stagger. As long as your hitting, the enemy will be crippled the entire time.

Wow, but like, the first bullet will do TWENTY-FOUR damage!!!

i got skip shot or whatever its called on a coachmen. every 4th shot shoots two rounds, but is useless on the coachmen because it resets on reloads lol

I've got a four shot coachman I'd send you if I could lol Rolled with whatever the perk is to double magazine capacity.

Macrofun

I thought MicroGone

It has to be Sascha. I mean it costs 400.000 dollars to fire this weapon, for 12 seconds.

“Some people think they can outsmart me, maybe. I’ve yet to find anyone who can outsmart bullet.”

"WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!"

I thought of natascha because of “staggering”

r/unexpectedtf2

Little Friend.

Hello

Ol' Painless

This is way too far down

Agreed I came here to see this, scrolled way too much

If it bleeds, we can kill it

Ain’t got time to bleed

Given that damage, it's pretty accurate.

[I came here to say this, but knew in my heart it had already been said.](https://youtu.be/H7WbkT8OUl8?si=3Ltv242vYh9IvCwe)

Time to take Ol’ Painless out the bag

Vera.

Beat me to it. Always name your favorite weapon Vera.

Then dress her up and take her someplace fun.

“… well, I like’ta keep my options open.”

40scrip

That made me snort

Geneva Suggestion

You can name guns?

Weapon mod bench just like fallout and skyrim. The screen that lists all the guns in your inventory.also ships when you edit and go to flight check that screen has a edit name button

Good to know. Never going to use that feature, but good to know.

I feel bad for you.

Trypophobia projector

I'm dying.

Damn, that's the only possible answer now 🤣

"Mr. Torgue Busts A Nut"

Explosive Modified Microgun

"BRRRrrrrrrrtttt"

Sasha

The true answer

Usually I’m handing out ship names so this is a little different but maybe these can jog up some ideas! Bombastic Main Bitch Leadslinger Patton’s War Iron Rodeo 803 DAYUM Barrels of Fun Rain of Fire My Big Friend Nova Ring Crazy Ivan (C&C) The Rhythm (or Drum) of Death Vulcan Demolisher / Destroyer Indirect Chainsaw The Dehumanizer World’s Eraser Instrument of Doom (Red Alert) Blank Check

These are cool thanks!

Glad to help!

I'm a fan of Indirect Chainsaw as a minigun basically does just that it basically saws a target down from range.

That’s what I’m thinking too, looks like it mows down anything…but at a distance lol

The Hard Carry

Bad Ath Mathinegun

Tiny Tim

Brrrrrrrrt

Mr. Beefy

Over Compensation

Super Duty? F-350?

The blender

Swiss Cheese ​ Since, well, you know. ​ Edit: 300 bullet box magazine with 350 Rounds per minute. That is 51 seconds of intense cheese making.

Crtl-Alt-Del

Sweet Business

A man of culture I see.

Sasha

The correct answer for any explosive minigun will always be "Reason". Because people will always listen to Reason. (Internet high five for whoever gets the reference.)

Natascha. "She weighs 11 kilograms and fires 7.77mm caseless cartridges at 350 bullets per minute. It costs 630 credits to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds."

If you name another gun Ernie, you can name this one BRRT

The GAU-8

Big Richard

Fanboy

Sarah’s Little Helper… and give it to Sarah.

The Savescum

Rammstein

Mini-Me

The Magic Eraser.

Thomas the Tank Gun. When you fire it you're obliged to shout CHOOOO CHOOOOOOO

Explosive Modified Diarrhea

Oppenheimer

B.U.B.B.A ( BLACK ULTIMATE BALL BUSTING ANIMAL) LMFAO🤣🤣🤣

ur a microgun

Waste of ammo?

Great for companions. Been thinking of giving Sarah one of these.

Sam uses one of these on my save, or at least he does until I get rid of his annoying ass. But followers will paint the walls with spacer guts with these things, for real lol

The Vagina blaster 9000 😂 jokes aside I think like Armageddon or Doom Gun Idk

BFG-9000

"Say hello to my little friend"

Jfc. Nice roll.

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For sure. The other two are fun though.

Back Shaver Little Friend Rectus Annihilus

Stagstorm.

MicroIssues

Mike Rogan

Nothing Left

Booby toucher

"The Wife"

"Maxim 37" From [https://schlockmercenary.fandom.com/wiki/The\_Seventy\_Maxims\_of\_Maximally\_Effective\_Mercenaries](https://schlockmercenary.fandom.com/wiki/The_Seventy_Maxims_of_Maximally_Effective_Mercenaries) Edit: "Maxim 13" would also be acceptable.

Thank you for the reminder of that comic. It’s been a while since I read it, and I was sad when it ended. I may have to reread it.

Eduardo

Chorro

Kevin

Shredder.

F-sting-aS-300$

Bad at sorting

Explosive Modified Microgun

Micro-Ron Swanson

Shooty McShootFace

Lead puker 5000

prejack

Helen

It sank 1000 ships?

Brrrrrt

Penetrator

full stop as what else ends a life story but a full stop.

Micropenis

Oh, this is how you delete bullets.

widdew guy

Nice personality

Can’t seem to find this gun

Death becomes her.

Terminator

Lil Fren

Brrrrt n Empty

Barbershop

A-10

Boom shooter

Leadorriah