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ZappFrancka

"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel. "


Trevor-On-Reddit

Finally, somewhere to put my free award!


banernish

Didn’t know I needed a shirtless Clint in my Stardew life!


SoaringLizard

“You’ll have to speak up, I’m not wearing pants.”


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I didn’t need to see Clint without a shirt.


fiona269

Me either but here we are!


imnotursula_

i refuse to believe that i saw this


[deleted]

Sadly. It’s there. Thankfully no waist down.


imnotursula_

WHY MENTION THIS?!!?? Noooo


baconsandwichaaaa

You mean, unfortunately no waist down.


GengarSucksBalls

[Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/StardewValley/comments/n8yeop/clint_going_to_the_beach_compared_to_other/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb). Enjoy.


VitalizedOfThe12

Im tempted and scared at the same time. What is it precious? Well what is it?


GengarSucksBalls

It's just a compilation of Clint having a bad time at the beach. Just a warning: >!he wears a speedo!<


VitalizedOfThe12

Oh okay. I thought it was a rule34 of a naked clint standing in front of a hastily put together life sized sex doll of emily and he was stroking himself.


Interesting-Sail-569

Oddly specific


JustAlex1177

I did not want to have that image stuck in my head.


EffervescentThimble

*Clint's body is glistening*


amy1705

He looks like my ex tbh. Lol


StreetDog6969

That guy literally said he wanted to see Clint with no shirt. That is kinda gay (which is a harmless joke) Some people so sensitive dam bruh


PD711

Yeah, I am gay. So, what is getting everyone upset is that you responded to that by saying "haha, he's gay." I don't mind people being amused that I think Clint is cute. (Get over Emily and date me, you bastard!) What is offensive is the idea that my being gay is a joke. I've got fairly thick skin so it didn't phase me, but a younger me probably wouldn't have felt that way. Nobody likes being lauged at because they are gay or transgender or whatever, so just try to watch that in the future.


PD711

I did!


SirGavBelcher

same 👀


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connorshonors

Lmao u downvoted


StreetDog6969

It was a joke


connorshonors

Lmao you downvoted


DrManowar8

It was a joke ~~I’m just keeping the chain going, I actually don’t know what the original comment said~~


connorshonors

It was lmao u gay


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connorshonors

Racist its because im orange isn't it?


Fluxxdog

And that "joke" is why you were downvoted.


snickerdoodle79

Ha ha. Get a free show with your purchase.


GengarSucksBalls

I guess I won't be buying anything until the offer expires.


Traditional_Mud_1241

I take back what I’ve said about his courage. A nudist blacksmith is no coward.


He_Beard

He's working with his other hammer tho


GengarSucksBalls

You think this is bad? Wait until you get [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/StardewValley/comments/p1g0uu/its_okay_clint_i_can_drop_by_another_day_bye/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb)


fiona269

Hahaha that’s basically my worst nightmare!


veganpirate97

Oh god no.


[deleted]

Okay the shirtless scene I get but what in the crispy hell is this one about Edit: the doorslam in particular is really bothering me


squid__smash

I think that's supposed to be him slamming down the phone to hang up haha.


EffervescentThimble

Oh god WHY


_Alpine_Spirit_

You have been given helpful award, now keep this away from my eyes


shiitakefuckrooms

My mom plays and laments that there are no age appropriate bachelors for her, of which she counts Clint. Im sure she would love this


SargBjornson

This is a common complaint for us older people. All the bachelors look like children to us and we feel creepy. Gimme Robin


emthejedichic

I married Eliot partly because he didn’t live with his parents. (Even though I started playing at age 28 while living with my parents.)


Bacon4523

What about Elliot and Harvey?


He_Beard

If he wasn't always trying to get with my wife I'm sure he'd be fine


Zalaneax

Wait, is this an update or did I just not know? You can call other people?


run_wild_live_free

You can buy the telephone from Robin and call shops to see hours and inventory!


Zalaneax

Thank you!


run_wild_live_free

You're welcome, happy farming!


CrochetWitch73

Is it in the furniture catalogue or is it only on a PC version?


run_wild_live_free

It's separate from the furniture catalog, and it's not just on PC - I play on Switch.


CrochetWitch73

Fab, I am on Kindle. I will look now.


run_wild_live_free

I didn't even know you could play on a Kindle lol! The future is now.


CrochetWitch73

You can get on your phone now too! I have it on xbox and kindle, trying not to download on to my phone 😀


GZB2007

Ah yes, you can see him shirtless over the phone


namerz78

Does Clint ever stop being a weirdo in his storyline


ZadockTheHunter

He's shirtless because this is a day he's at Ginger Island. I'm sure you can call other people in their bathing suits.


shiitakefuckrooms

Okay but thanks for the actual reasoning haha


Acceptable-Stick-688

Pierre will give you telemarketing calls shirtless as well


tryingrfa

i…. hate this


YaDoneMessdUpAARON

Ok... I didn't know this could happen. o.o" Am I the only one, or did anyone else expect Clint to have way too much chest hair? He seems like the type to have too much chest/back hair.


lulugingerspice

All of his chest/back hair migrated to his face.


ToyboxOfThoughts

im fucking cackling


PatchesMaps

Is this a mod or has it been to long since I played Stardew valley?


BronzeTurtle616

It’s from 1.5. Clint was probably at the Ginger Island resort where he appears in a swim suit, so if you call him it’ll show him shirtless. You could probably call other people in their swim suits as well.


Allofthesandwiches

I think it’s from the 1.5 update.


fiona269

No mods as this is on switch! He was at the island as everyone else has mentioned


[deleted]

I bet he's with Pam


Deisma

You know clints too awkward to get anything lol


He_Beard

He's clearly calling Emily just to heavy breath on the line


emsophii

Off topic but I have the same wallpaper and flooring as you!


fiona269

I spent like 3 in game days trying to modernize my house but it’s so hard! I just went all dark hahaha


little_furnace

omg our farmers have the same name 👀


JoshDM

He's "open for business" *wink wink*


TheCreativeRaven

Shirtless Clint isn’t real, he won’t hurt you. Shirtless Clint:


Facehugger46

Since you can't see people over a landline phone, ithis is probably how clint currently looks according to your characters imagination.


fiona269

Pls don’t insult my farmer like this, she is loyal to Shane hahah


OhBlaiseyOne

How do you get furniture to turn? (Like the dark blue/black couch)


He_Beard

right click while you're in placement mode (on pc, unsure on console/mobile)


friesdepotato

I saw Emily go on there after 4pm tho 🤨


MarromBrown

Clint is such an incel ugh


CapybaraSteve

why are y’all booing him, he’s right


He_Beard

I mean that's a pretty good response since you interrupted him calling Emily repeatedly and heavy breathing into the phone while he plays with his blacksmiths hammer


gissycat

Why's he nekkid!! I hope it means Emily finally saw the light and threw him a bone ;)


TzarGinger

I think you've got the anatomy backward /s


gissycat

Emily could totally strap on a bone..


othermegan

Emily would totally strap on a bone FTFY


TzarGinger

That's very true. I bet Clint would upgrade it to Iridium for free.


He_Beard

I mean Emily does do magic...


JEben91

How do you flip your couches around?!?!?!


Szwedu111

I dread upon thought of seeing Clint's full body


CrabPile

Oh no Clint I'm cumming by today Daddy


EffervescentThimble

And that's what you get when you call him and he's visiting the beach. 🤣


littletinyprincess12

Reason 37282828494 why I hate Clint


Jikesmikes

What the hell is ginger island?


Acceptable-Stick-688

It is from the 1.5 update, >!after you complete the community center it is unlocked, and eventually you can build an island resort there for the villagers to visit.!<


Jikesmikes

YO