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Vulture12

Remember - a Jedi can feel the sausage *flowing* through him


CoreFiftyFour

And im turning my phone off for the night...


kronicwaffle

Hold on. This whole sausage was your idea.


youzerVT71

I've got a sausage feeling about this


Sgt-Pumpernickel

Oh, you know master, I couldn’t find a sausage I really liked


BaumSquad1978

Hehehe


AstartesDVerdugo

I'm MAD that I imagined Yoda saying that.


TheOneTrueKP

The sausage surrounds us. It penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.


Laxku

Hahaha that's great


Diego3Toes

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good sausage at your side, kid.


Dusky_Dawn210

This is my favorite


Kaarl_Mills

Can it be a kielbasa?


biplane_curious

You came in that sausage? You’re braver than I thought


CoreFiftyFour

Great kid! Don't get too cocky!


Talidel

Great Sausage! Don't get too cocky!


bcss20

Don’t get sausagy!


morkysouth

Actually I think the quote is: “Great kid! Don’t get cocky!” There’s no “too” in it.


Sheqoa

Into the sausage chute flyboy


jdstew218

Leia: I love sausage! Han: I know.


Jonathon_G

Leia: I love you Han: Sausage know


Remus514

Leia: I love you Han: I sausage


Few-Cartoonist-7157

Leia: I love you Sausage: I know


Professor_Matty

I sausage you. I know.


der_innkeeper

"It's an older sausage, sir, but it checks out"


DreadWeevil

You're a little short for a sausage


CoreFiftyFour

"Well stay here and rot you stuck up bitch" -Luke, Blue Harvest


biplane_curious

You're a little sausage for a stormtrooper


DreadWeevil

You're a sausage short for a stromtrooper


feather_rider_562

I don’t like sausage. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.


DBFresh25

Waited on this one lmao


bellagoat

Hahahaha oof


Drop_the_mik3

There’s always a bigger sausage!


JustVibinOverHere

“I find your lack of sausage disturbing”


BourbonandStargate

Beat me to it!


SomeDudeWithAnIdea

>Beat meat to it! Ftfy


Lucas111620

Beat *meat* to it


22thoughts

Sure one of us can beat you too it


[deleted]

"I find your link of sausage disturbing"


Fiinba

"Be careful not to choke on your sausage, Director"


redwingfan01

900 sausages you reach, look as good you will not


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Too good, too good.


D-Rich-88

“Sir, I don’t know where your sausage learned to communicate, but it has the most peculiar dialect.” – C-3PO


toxictink72

These aren’t the sausages you’re looking for…


WellNowWhat6245

Myself, the boy, two sausages and no questions asked


easpok

This needs to be higher.


Navitach

That's no moon. It's a sausage.


Dusky_Dawn210

*”ahh General Kenobi. You are a bold sausage”*


Rez25

Hello sausage!


SamDaPianoMan

"it's over Anakin, I have the sausage..."


oolieander

Do or do not - there is no sausage


Diego3Toes

A boy. His cells have the highest concentration of sausage I have seen in a life-form. It was possible he was concieved by the sausages.


Incitatus_For_Office

He's got too much of his sausage in him.


anevilbor

It’s your father’s Sausage. He wanted you to have it when you were old enough.


Mr-Bubbletron

Only a sith deals in sausages.


The_Gaming_Gengar

Have you heard of the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Sausage?


CoreFiftyFour

The Darkside of the sausage is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural.


cinnamonbbun

Did you ever hear… of the sausage of Darth Plagueis?


ellie_kabellie

The sausage is strong in my family. My father has it. I have it….. my sister has it.


fogledude102

😳


dkon4

200000 sausages are ready, with a million more well on the way.


LordCosmagog

Underrated comment


Jonathon_G

Leia: Somebody get this walking sausage out of my way!


faulty_thinking

Governor Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding Vader's sausage.


[deleted]

I recognised your foul sausage when I was brought on board.


Galwither

"Judge me by my sausage do you?"


ekimelrico

I am altering the Sausage, pray I don't alter it any further.


Diego3Toes

Sausage! Unlimited sausage!


Drunken_Dorf

Powweeerr! Sauusage poooowwweeeerrrr!


sean_bda

Somehow the sausage has returned!


AstralSandwich

"Where is my sausage? Is it safe? Is it all right?" "It seems, in your hunger, you grilled her." "NOOOO!"


ThePhantomOtaku

This is beautiful.


outtyn1nja

You got a sausage? A cute sausage?


AbsenteeFatherTime

"Now THIS is Sausage-racing."


JT_mode_71

Many Bothan's died to bring us this Sausage!


Lextro

The ability to destroy a Planet is insignificant next to the Power Of Sausage!


SabineFroggy8

Do or do not, there is no sausage


Pudde95

It’s a sausage!


Barontakedown7

"We have powerful sausages, you will regret this."


An_Anonymous_Sauce

I'm a Toydarian! Mind tricks don't work on me. Only sausage.


BigChuggsAppletini

Anakin, you’re breaking my sausage


SpiritualLychee3760

Look at the size of that sausage!


akechi

“No, I am your sausage!” “NOooooooooooooooooo”


Navitach

I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the sausage. Only a master of sausage, Darth.


ElSextoEspada

“I happen to like dangerous Sausage.”


Piggietails

Into the garbage chute sausage boy


BlackFinch90

I have a sausage feeling about this


Diego3Toes

If they do, you must realize there aren't enough Jedi to protect the Republic. We're keepers of the sausage not soldiers.


kaeji

"You're all clear, kid! Now let's blow this sausage and go home!"


Bryguy150

My sausage has doubled since the last time we met, Count.


Kevundoe

“May the sausage be with you”


RDEnergizer7000

Your sausages will make a fine addition to my collection!


Darth_Texan

UNLIMITED SAUSAGE!!!!


SMRAintBad

“Threepio tell them if they don’t release us you will become angry and use your sausage.”


Gratefulbrewski

He's no good to me sausage...


goddamnitmf

"use the sausage luke" "The sausage is all around us, it binds and penatrates us "


ScarAH9

"Sith sausages are our speciality"


ABQKenobi

But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power sausages!


prestkrage

You were my sausage anakin!


PorkchopManwiches

Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their sausage!


TheCinnamonKnight

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only sausage...


Coldfire202020

This sausage is your life.


Classic_Win7532

I heard he did the sausage run in 12 parsecs


TheRogueSky

Sausage it!


AlanSedmK

Well sausage there!


Classic_Win7532

Well hello sausage!


colglazier17

“Give in to the Dark Sausage”


Nemesis_77__________

That's no sausage, it's a space station!


stoned-owl

You will never find a more wretched sausage of scum and villainy.


AgentRazack07

An elegant sausage for a more civilized age.


Jot-The-Jawa

“The sausage will decide your fate.” “I AM the sausage.”


Kata_Kuri36

*The sausage will decide your fate*


Caed03

I got 2: The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more sausages will slip through your fingers. Utini! - also means sausage in jawa


VicePrincipalGamby

Now, witness the power of this armed and fully operational sausage!


GroovyTony001

Maul "SAAAAUUUSSSAAAAAAAGGGGEEEE!!!


theparmersanking

this was your father's sausage


sallad2994

"YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY SAUSAGE!!!!"


Pynchon_A_Loaff

The sacred Jedi sausage!


SectionMore

UNLIMITED SAUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!


toddlies101

"yea but robots aren't known to rip people's sausage off when they loos, wookie's are known to do that"


BLiiTz_SHOTz

You’ve failed, your highness. I am a Sausage, like my father before me.


CaptainDemlicious

Dark Helmet: No you fool, we're following orders, we were told to comb the sausage, so we're combing it! Find anything yet?! Soldier: Nothing yet, sir. Dark Helmet: How about you?! Soldier: Not a thing Dark Helmet: What about you guys?! Soldier: We ain't found sausage!


LordCosmagog

“My father had it. I have it and... my sausage has it”


Erathosion

There's always a bigger sausage...


TheCreepyLady

My sausage has doubled since the last time we met…


killaw0lf98

Im just a simple sausage, trying to make my way in the universe


gingerwhiskered

I’m a Mandalorian: sausages are part of my religion.


smooleybotcheck

FN-2187, submit your sausage for inspection.


hof29

“I love sausages” “I know”


meerkes

I’ve got a bad sausage about this


sacco645

Will you defer your motion to allow a sausage to explore the validity of your accusation?


umpalumpajj

“You Think What? I’m Gonna Walk Out With A Sausage Sword And Stare Down The Whole First Order?”


BReximous

Luminous beings are we! Not this crude *sausage*.


cerebraldormancy

“You will never find a more wretched hive of sausage and villany”


LT-COL-Obvious

That’s no sausage


XxaggieboyxX

That’s no sausage, it’s a space station!


bellagoat

“Are you sausaging me, Master Jedi?”


SoccerGamerGuy7

the sausage surrounds us, penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together


tanisoid

“This is the sausage”


PickAName616

“You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the sausage not join them”


Autoganz

Good. I can feel your anger. I am defenseless. Take your sausage! Strike me down with all your hatred, and your journey towards the dark side will be complete!


GVanquish

Not from a sausage


The_Fortunate_Fool

>"Oh, maxi big da sausage..."


[deleted]

I have a bad feeling about sausage.


MajorFrazler

“I love you” “Sausage”


Belmega81

The sausage surrounds us, and penetrates us


SILENTALONS

You scruffy looking sausage herder!


stphpstn

There’s always a bigger sausage.


PhoenixLegend36

My sausage has double since the last time we met!


Gamerauther

May the Sausage be with you.


Bscully973

But I was going to Tosche station to pick up some sausage!


Drunken_Dorf

I hate sausage!


Holakomoandas

Use the Sausage, Luke.


[deleted]

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good sausage


GeneralDouglas1998

I love sausage


Exitatthestart

“Do, or do not, there is no sausage”


Comprehensive-Cap754

I'm alternating the terms of the sausage. Pay I don't alter it any further.


Evil_Bonsai

Im out of it for a little while, everybody gets delusions of sausage.


Gozii55

But I was gonna go down tosche station and get some sausage


RangnarRock

You were my sausage, Anakin!


Laxku

It's over Anakin! I have the sausage!


Tre_Fo_Eye_Sore

I used to bullseye womp rats back home with my sausage, they’re not much bigger than 2m.


No_Guidance1953

Luke Skywalker: You mean it controls your actions? Kenobi: Partially, but it also obeys your sausage.


I_RonButterfly

You have only begun to discover your power. Join me, and I will complete your training. With our combined sausage, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy


Lankydick

“I love sausage.” “I know.”


Jack_The_Explorer

“YOU WERE MY SAUSAGE, ANAKIN! I LOVED YOU!”


clericfisher

“I have a bad feeling about sausage.”


Ktrout743

"I have a sausage feeling about this.."


ounilith

Luke, your targeting sausage is offline, what's wrong?


jakeh36

"Its over Anakin. I have the high ground." "You underestimate my sausage!"


yogiwankenobi12

I require no glory, only sausages for my emperor.


BeatsByDrPepper

But I was going to Toshi station to pick up some power sausages


datassclap

Then his sausage will be the same ours.


[deleted]

\*Waves hand\* "Sausage WILL do fine..."


BeatsByDrPepper

Watch those wrist sausages!


cfaerber

Begun the sausage wars have.


GoaGonGon

"Sausage is the way"


tank-commander-

“Ah yes, the sausage.”


Obiwantoblowme

“ Punch it Sausage “!


frosted210

Pray I don't sausage it any further.


MaxtrixNewbies

A sausage to be sure, but a welcome one.


Free-Masterpiece-860

Not as clumsy or random as a sausage.


Dawizard48

it’s over anikan, i have the sausage


QNIKET8

Sausage can fly now


Shark20063

“May the sausage be with you”


assertive

sausage


johnnyw8

Judge me by my sausage do you?


Gunshot612

Another happy sausage


PattyKane16

“Kill him, kill him now.” “I shouldn’t” “Sausage!”


hollywoodhank

Scruffy looking sausage herder!


End_Thus_I_Am

"I love sausage."


killaw0lf98

200,000 sausages are ready, with a million more on the way


cfaerber

This is the sausage!


Wilson4721

There’s always a bigger sausage


Marcus_Aurelius2

You’re a little short for a sausage.


izzyduude

Use the force sausage.


spawn3887

I have a bad feeling about sausage


Psychedelic_Yogurt

"Luke! Use the sausage!"