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  • By - durkh

Need2stopit

We received one of them at my job in Gulfport. We were pretty freaked out. Crazzzy!


Guilty_University_39

I did but mine was in Spanish for some reason.


Greenbench27

This person is taking that 2000 year old game of telephone very seriously


[deleted]

I was at a fwb place in Tampa a few years back and his mail came with a note in it printed by a neighbor who saw some kids attacking animals and killing them right in their yards just leaving body’s of cats everywhere in the neighborhood. The note was a warning of a cat serial killer and suggested we put all pets inside after dark


SleepingBlackberry

I got a letter supposedly from a random jehovah witness in my neighborhood a few years ago. They didn't like my hijab so they were trying to offer "guidance"


GulfportJane

Jehovah's Witnesses can't go door to door due to covid so they send letters instead.


Shredded_Masques

Connie better not be killing cats or we will throw hands 👊👊


AcceptableQuality570

Please email me full copies of both pages. [email protected] I will research this for you.


Spagetti13

What do you hope to find out?


Nubsyouwont

Yo I got one too! Right after we moved it. Freaked me out.


Polishrifle

Yes. Congrats on your new house.


Cottonmouth_Kitten

Yes! I got one of these a year ago. Freaking nutty


Night-Hamster

Clerk of court search brings up some interesting stuff.


Rockandroar

Is this Connie Martin the stalker?


Night-Hamster

My guess is yes. Also has charges related to not having a license for cats, cats at large, and feeding stray cats.


Wooden_Chef

Connie Martin is obviously a nut job who has literally nothing better to do. Trash it. Put the time and effort she put into that stupid letter into the garbage, where it belongs.


Significant_Soil7661

Please don't take my cat with you, i love hervtoo much.


mkendallm

So, if something were to happen to Connie all the cats in St Pete would be gone? Tempting...


Nordy941

I seen this before and know what to do. Throw that letter in trash bin. Lock all your doors at night. Keep a loaded pistol & flashlight on nightstand. I never read mail and always do the other 2 things.


ShepherdsRamblings

At least she has good handwriting


Shehulks1

This might be someone who is having a full blown psychosis or manic episode. They probably need to seek help. I feel sorry for ppl who actually have these illnesses and can’t get the adequate medical help because our medical system is so flawed.


jthansen727

Yes, from Connie Martin exactly. I took that evil and lit it on fire. Good riddance


melissaramos

I’ve gotten a few similar letters in NE St Pete.


jeremyw0405

Word salad.


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SweetPotatoDragon

Write an even less coherent letter and send it back


No-Armadillo7693

That would be epic


No-Setting-2669

Might be a Zodiac code here


Itsoksometimes

Take your cats and leave, connie. 😂


Bite_the_pain

Well fuck you Connie, you can't have my cat when you die.


Cheezy_Chris

Serial killer handwriting


2Hanks

Holy shit Connie. Spaces are a thing.


The_Other_David

ALL the cats? That's a shame.


clarissaswallowsall

I used to get JW letters and then two of their young men broke the screen of my storm door when they knocked..now I get no letters or visits and my door is still broken.


polyygons

I’ve gotten 3-4 letters in 2 years (same zip code as yours). It blows my mind that they take the time to hand write these, just for me to chuckle and throw them in the trash.


erikisst88

JW used to come to my house. There is a Hall up the street. They'd leave their pamphlets. I accidentally answered the door one day. I nicely said I'm not interested nor will I ever be. Told them to have a nice Saturday and shut the door. They never came back, no flyers or anything. I appreciate they accepted my boundary.


TBKmama

Happy Cake Day!


erikisst88

Thank you!


JMarv615

It's a jehovahs witness letter. I get them too since I'm near one of their kingdom halls.


shyguymariolouie

Serious question, what is a jehovas witness letter, and how do you know this is one of them?


JMarv615

The ones I get are handwritten, with similar writing to the letter pictured. Different Bible verses and stuff. Sometimes it'll have a leaflet with their kingdom hall info.


skunkabilly1313

No, it's crazy, but it's not cultish, there's a difference. JWs would have splattered the page with their idol, JW.ORG I say this as someone who spent my first 31 years stuck in that religion/cult/high control group


Mystery-turtle

This is not a normal JW tactic lmao


brochillano

Connie is off her meds


manimal28

In this lady’s mind god is angry at sin and has enough magical power that he is going to raise an evil army to inflict violence on all the non-believers. Yet this god is weak enough to not just miracle the sinners out of existence instantly? And this god chooses Connie Martin as his messenger instead of snapping his god fingers and sending an instant message directly to everyone via a floating cherub or whatever would be an undeniable messenger customized to that person? Instead he sends Connie Martin and the proof it really is god is that cats will disappear whenever she gets around to dying. This shit is more convoluted and ridiculous than a dungeons and dragons campaign put together by a middle schooler.


BassAddictJ

Same shit the Holy Roller asshole out every Saturday in Vinoy Park with a microphone/amp/speaker preaching anti-gay/burn in he'll speech to people trying to enjoy a quite scenic walk. From conversation with him, he stated Jesus came to him in vision (twice) telling him to build an army for Jesus. Dude needs to be on meds; he a few steps away from full on Y'all-Queda behavior.


padraig_garcia

Needs more gelatinous cubes


harmonious_harry

I have received mail like this. It gets opened. I recognize it’s not for me. I rip it in half and place in the bin. Problem solved. I treat it as junk.


Duke-Kickass

That’s some very good penmanship, at least


mysavorymuffin

I moved here from Alabama to get away from shit like this 7 years ago. In the entire time I lived in Alabama, never did I see something as insane as this. I haven't received a letter myself (I have a PO Box) but it's disheartening and frankly terrifying that sentiments like this are growing stronger in this community. I'm starting to feel unsafe with my partner and we live downtown in st pete! Where are we supposed to go, Fort Lauderdale?! I certainly hope not because I love this little city with all my heart, but I will not live somewhere that I don't feel safe.


melissaramos

We’ve been here 8 years and my wife and I always feel safe in DTSP. Don’t let this quack scare you, she’s in the minority! The loudest people are the always the weakest ones.


sigdiff

And people say I'M a crazy cat lady.


bonedaddy-jive

Poor thing.


lmayol

Oh fantastic, me and connie share the same zip code. Someone got an address so I can be aware?


CocoCherryPop

you’re next for getting a letter


lmayol

It's like the stalker lottery bruh


Physical_Screen_3894

Word salad!


j_gee56

Got one of those as well! Back in June. I kept it for reference in case some nut job came around. It looked handwritten. Super weird.


femmesnotfrail

It may not be, but this could be Jehovah’s witnesses, as they practice letter writing sans address.


katiel0429

I was gonna say the same. I received something similar a few years back and found out it was JW.


tampa_vice

They also used to write letters like this when I lived in Colorado. Minus the cats and that St. Pete/Gulfport would be the first place of God's vengeance. Personally of all the places God would cast his wrath on, South Pinellas would seem pretty low on my list. I would probably be more upset with Washington DC if I were God.


katiel0429

Hear hear!


calm-state-universal

https://unicourt.com/case/fl-picc-michael-andrew-beaver-vs-connie-martin-510115


durkh

I saw this too but don’t know what it means


calm-state-universal

apparently she was accused of stalking. Assuming that it's the same person.


[deleted]

God makes her do these things


sccouch

We’ve gotten one in North Kenwood. Reported it to the police and the officer said she had someone else on hold calling about the same letter.


CocoCherryPop

and? What came of it? What’d the police say?


boredashell2

Probably nothing it's not illegal to be a nut job if you mention God while doing it


Rich_Working_3218

The Watcher Season 2: Don’t Fuck With Cats


mosuscpe24

I've gotten one of these in DTSP! Just threw it in the recycling bin lmao


[deleted]

Ok, Connie 🙄


lewoo7

Looks nutty. if the letter was placed in your mailbox, that's a crime. Give this to the police. Hope they can send someone to do a wellness check. Or at least stop her from doing this shit again.


IllDeleteThisUNsoon

Lock her up! Throw the book at her for her crimes!


Sad-Lake-3382

That manic episode though


Tristancp95

Or even schizo, with delusions of grandeur, who knows


4_jacks

Watch your Cats Yall


Ap-snack

We’ve gotten these before. This lady has been saying for years that she’s gonna be raptured with all the kitty cats. The first time we saw one we thought someone was threatening us and a few years later, someone in line for voting showed us another like “look at this crazy letter I received”.


durkh

How does she have the time to hand write all of these letters


Farretgrandmatimes2

I've gotten them in tarpon springs before.