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Boring-Pudding

Tell him not to compare himself to other kids, his hair will grow in one day.


wekilledkenny11

Eric Angle *would* skip the water park to shitpost on reddit, wouldn’t he


Kaprak

Well between the steroid ring and the kidney cancer I assume he's busy


MisterTruth

Ahh the ol reddit fuckaroo


ArchAngelZXV

Hold my Olympic gold medals, [I'm suicide diving in](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalsBeingDerps/comments/wljmhx/comment/ijvxaaa/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)!


MorganZero

wow. i was JUST thinking about how i had not seen this in quite some time...


jdore8

For a while there it did seem like every day no matter if it was a popular post or not a roo would show up.


SomeGuyNamedJason

Thank you for this.


Awesome_ShowOff

Well, shit, here we go again


ThugosaurusFlex_1017

But you look at me, then you look at Samoa Joe and realize that statement is not true.


therealglovertexeria

THE BEAN KICKED IN THE BEAN KICKED IN


Cichlidsaremyjam

He's tubing with a broken freaking neck.


fpfx

IT'S TUBE! IT'S DAMN TUBE!


guytyping

INTENSITY. INTEGRITY. INNER TUBE.


RaidenHero137

🎵INNER TUBE! INNER TUBE! INNER TUBE! INNER TUBE!🎵


Iginlas_4head_Crease

It's true! It's true!


OkVolume1

Now, I'm crying again. USA!!! USA!!! USA!!!!


tubetalkerx

It’s Tubin’ time!


Marvel_plant

Man he is still shredded. What the hell lol


TherealCW_

What winning an Olympic gold medal with a broken freakin neck does to a Mf


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BigBeagleEars

Da fuck? You can’t just say that and leave


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PMmeAdamColeBayBay

It’s all them chicken snacks


shy_monkee

He really doesn’t want to lose what quality of life he has left, good for him, he is amazing.


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chocotaco1981

Looking real lean baby


ImAlwaysRightHanded

Steroids/trt are mentally addictive


2absMcGay

That's not a guy who's blasting steroids. He's probably on a moderate TRT dose only. That's the body of a dude who's trained for 30+ years and eats right.


RegularConcern

9 kids got angle slammed that day


hospitalvespers

Getting Angle Slammed into a pool actually sounds kind of fun


orangesfwr

The Olympic-sized-swimming-pool Slam!


miikro

probably one of the safer finishers to take into a pool too


WoobyWiott

Not if he follows it up with the Angle Lock due to muscle memory.


Saw_Boss

He's got no straps to remove so he won't be able to figure it out


Novizz

My dad used to give me the Last Ride in the sea on our holidays to Greece. I distinctinly remember one time I got scared and farted in his face on the way down lol. One of those weird memories that brings back a smile.


Spit_Flames

The Blast Ride ('..you done it now' faintly in the background as your dad prepares to hit you with a chokeslam follow up)


ThisIsNotMyPornVideo

Depends how tall the person doing the slamming is.


aestus

Hell yeah it does. Tbf most wrestling moves into a pool sound fun.


11099941

Unfortunately, the Tombstone is not one of them.


Pirate_Peepee

Oh it's true


StNowhere

It's damn true


xMCioffi1986x

Wow Kurt's looking great.


guntanksinspace

He really is!


AscendedAncient

now if he didn't have that big bald kid next to him....


DanHero91

Holy fuck that vein in his arm is disturbing.


LuckyWarrior

At least it makes it easier for the hospital


RedDreadsComin

Imagine them still missing that bad boy lmao


IAmAZombieDogAMA

In my experiences as an army medic long ago, those ones are actually some of the easier ones to miss. Not so much "miss" per se, but they like to wiggle around a lot.


ThisisMalta

Meh, just gotta hold good traction, they all wiggle. You could put a 14 gauge in that bad boy easy.


IAmAZombieDogAMA

Oh yeah no doubt. I'm just saying that at least on experience, those big tube like veins tend to be more mobile than the ones you gotta search for.


TheOneTrueChuck

He's just a veiny Kurt! (Veiny Ku-urt!) His angina sometimes hurts! (Sometimes hu-urts!)


ThisisMalta

True, less to anchor them down when they’re large and superficial like that.


ShanaAfterAll

Like trying to hook a worm.


Dizzy_Dealer1

Ray Charles couldn't miss that vein


QlubSoda

Got damn


NirvanaFrk97

A vein like that would grab the syringe and Olympic Slam it.


Jazzlike_Success_968

That vein would SNAP your freakin ankle!


lavaspike296

Looks like someone's grandma could peel it off and abuse kids with it and call it discipline.


Dozens86

r/suspiciouslyspecific


WoopzEh

Veinchancla? The Extention Kurt? The Angle Switch? Go outside and get me a Vein, AND IT BETTER BE KURTS! Go get my Olympic Gold Belt and come here! I spanked my kids with a broken freakin neck!


sizzlinpapaya

Yea I’ve got a fistula for dialysis and his arm still scares me.


TheDood715

My go to disturbing thought is what would happen if one would be cut. Would it bleed more? Like a pressurized soda line with a leak? Or would it just ooze out like a deflating water balloon left on the ground?


willanthony

It's real, it's damn real


WoopzEh

That feels like a hazard to me man. Warm summer day, on the beach with the fam, hash slinging slasher runs up, vein is right there bricked up presenting itself.


TheBrainofBrian

Kurt Veingle


Sliz_wiz

Sandcastle?


MarkAbe412

I been there one time, like 25 yrs ago. I get halfway down a winding slide and the water shut off. Lol I had to crawl down the fucking slide on my hands and knees. They had to close the park and for whatever reason, I've never been back.


Sliz_wiz

I've never been but that checks out from what I've heard lol


barquer0

What is your little brother doing in the Impact Zone??!!


noholdingbackaccount

Splash Zone.


elyoungque

So cool to see Eric still taking care of his little bro!


FlowersOfTheGrass

Glad to see Kurt lookin good and being active


Iginlas_4head_Crease

Waterparks are the best! Glad to see Kurt is another (grown) man of culture


FlowersOfTheGrass

I got a good buzz at the Great Wolf Lodge in Washington and went down a big waterslide and made myself sick! It was fun.


KneelBeforeCube

And you chose to go on Reddit instead of going back to the water park. You could be hanging out with Kurt Angle right now instead of us.


Mysterious_Emotion63

I had to go straight to work, believe me, if I could have the legend himself Angle Slam me into the wave pool, I could cross it off my bucket list.


Dubious_Titan

Why didn't you call off?


GetEquipped

Because we live in an exploitive capitalist system where you financial insecurity can quickly slide you into debt and homelessness. plus, maybe he works over 20 minutes away


Chop_Artista

..but, Angle SLAM!!!


SadNewsShawn

capitalism vs slammunism, the strife of our age


miikro

>slammunism I would like to subscribe to your newsletter


pantalones_discoteca

I think that's just /r/smartmarx , isn't it?


Deputy_Beagle76

Call me a boomer (I’m 24 lol) but calling off work abruptly to go get a picture with a celebrity is wildly irresponsible behavior


GrenadineLemonade

As someone who's more than a decade older: unless it's going to cost someone their life or livelihood, go for the limited opportunities over work every time you can. (And if you're essential to someone else's livelihood, they better be making it worth your while) Your favorite band is nearby on a weekday? Screw it, gonna be late for (or skip work) the next day. Click with someone on your lunch break and they ask you on a spontaneous date? Screw it, go on the date. If you have the chance to get Angle slammed in the wave pool, I would not say it's irresponsible to skip work for that chance.


moderndukes

Ugh fucking Zoomers…


TheCVR123YT

22 here. I would’ve at least just been like “sorry traffics terrible I’ll be there a bit late” at the very least just to try and get the pic lol I mean it’s not like you gotta just totally call out lol


WorkinName

"Hey boss, crapped myself on the way in. Have to turn around and get a change of clothes and a shower real quick. Sorry for the shitty excuse." Explains why you're wet, why your clothing may not be fully work appropriate, and also has a pun to take the focus of your boss' rage off of your actions and more on your sense of humor.


Dubious_Titan

Sometimes you gotta risk it all to go tubin' with a legend.


420Minions

Sometimes you gotta pay rent


PorcupineTheory

Imagine buying a water park ticket just to chase down a wrestler.


ChiefWetTail

*24/7 title with crash holly intensifes*


QlubSoda

🤣🤣🤣


LKincheloe

The arcade segment was amazing.


Martblni

You really think angle is there to hang out with strangers and not for time with his family?


oskiesdad13

Looks like he’s in shape for his last match. Book it Conrad!


thecheat420

I definitely see this happening by the end of 2023.


WadeJonesWhoDatIs

“I wish I didn’t say this was my last match.” -~~Ric Flair~~ Kurt Angle


TherealCW_

Angle finally hits the moonsault!


canadarepubliclives

Don't worry he got some tips from Brock Lesnar


bobjonesthrice

If Angle is gonna have one last match, then I hope he has it with Danielson.


oskiesdad13

That would be good. Could build a damn good story with him and Jarrett too. Do the build on a docuseries like they did this one.


breakwater

Intensity, Integrity and intertubing


SomeROCDude21

He knew he couldn't go over in a ring after seeing Scott Steiner, so he went over on a floatation device Guest ref: Shark Boy


Nazmaldun

'Sir, I am sorry but you need to be riding in a inner tube for this ride' "i don't need an inner tube I won olympic gold with a broken frickin' neck OH IT'S TRUE IT'S TRUE"


ASweetSaltySanchez

"Olympic slams the employee."


syxtfour

The entire waterpark breaks out into chants of "[YOU SUCK!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYRKvdEJSJc)"


Artifice_Purple

...Is that what he wore during his return stint? Kurt, my dude, nah.


WhenInRomero

Sandcastle?


ddyoungbsu

Why am I getting Frank Reynolds vibes from this pic?


skccsk

So anyway I see the other wrestlers in the ring and I start blastin!


fredyj

AIDS!!


Apache313

Fuckin Kurt Angle likes waterparks, it's the kind of goofy fact they'd put at the bottom of a tale of the tape for him.


bryan_pieces

By gawd, that’s Perc Angle! In all seriousness, I’m glad Kurt seems to be as healthy as he can be given his injuries. He was a fantastic performer in every way and gave everything he had.


Democrab

You have to ask your little brother "So now you've had the experience, what actually happens when you add Kurt Angle to the mix? I've always wondered..."


Mysterious_Emotion63

Asked him this, he says “he smelled good”


clockworkhalo

I mean, he did say he is a man that loves to play with boys.


MalignedOriental

Taking into account how much wear, tear, injuries and such Kurt’s body has sustained over the decades, it’s honestly fucking spectacular that he’s able to stay in such a shape at his age. Proud of him


KidCoheed

He basically has to to keep his neck up, he's basically holding off getting his final neck surgery since it will put him on the shelf (like no walking no working out) for like a year. He's holding on for his kids to be a present and active dad


RICKASTLEYNEGGS

He tried to work out less for a bit and found that his body was not happy with it.


DecentTop1084

He's so much bigger than the other kids


SublaciniateCarboloy

Kid in front looking smug as hell (rightfully so)


ThatAnalogKid

I met him once in Pittsburgh. Around 2006 it was at a bowling alley arcade thing. Dudes manager was handing out 8x10s for free to all the kids there and he signed them and took pics with us. Dude has always seemed to be great with the scenarios. Or at least from what I’ve seen.


TheExtreme78

He's a man that likes playing with little boys. Wait...


Caveman_Flashlight

Goddamn do I miss Kurt doing promos lol


Lucha_Bat

I can't believe nobody has mentioned your little bro's sweet chain. The lifeguards might have to saving him from drowning in something other than the pool.


ElSmasho420

Next picture is your brother being Angle slammed down a water slide


make_it_groove

I initially read the title as “Dropped my little brother off at the local Wal-Mart…” and wondered why two kids and Kurt Angle were shirtless in the remarkably well-stocked kiddie pool aisle. I was very confused.


GTSBurner

Big brother: "How's the water?" Little brother: "Oh, it's blue, it's blue!"


Toxicity246

He then put your brother in an ankle lock and screamed, "WHERE'S MY $10,000 SUITS AND CHAMPIONSHIPS?"


deskpalm

He found Kurt Angle at the water park??? Damn, most I've ever found is a dollar.


Silent-Act191

Lmao don't know which one is your little brother but both have a smile on their face which just says "That fucker is gonna be so jealous".


datNEGROJ

Dang Kurt looks healthy and happy here. Love to see it


PM_ME_UR_SOCKS_GIRL

That’s honestly gotta be so cool having not really been “relevant” (no offense to Kurt) in so long yet still having kids recognize you


PavlovichsDog

How’d lil bro get that sweet ass gold chain?


nandi075

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH"


Dubious_Titan

I would like to go to the waterpark with Kurt Angle. I say this without a lick of shame. It looks fun.


glenninator

You suck da da you suck da da dada da you suck


Dust_Parts

Damn. Elder Angle is shredded AF


Epic_erka

He looks so happy and healthy. Great for him.


by_frozenriver

Oh no. They're going to be moonsaulting off the slides.


TheRealDonahue

They added Kurt Angle to the mix!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


deathsitcom

They added Kurt Angle to the mix!


Careless-Bass-935

He looks genuinely happy there


Liarxagerate

I love a good picture of kurt angle. I have one from when I was a kid related to this contest they did for Kmart. He signed it to me and it said "it's true it's true"


FinkBass420

I wouldn’t be able to contain my “HOLY SHIT ARE YOU KURT FRIGGIN’ ANGLE!!?!” and I’m a 28 year old full grown ass man. Can’t imagine how I would have reacted as a child


Exii1eee

Kurt out here looking like he's gearing up for 1 more run. Maybe the next Saudi show?


ItsMy100thAccount

Stone cold! stone cold! stone cold! Sorry I have Tourette’s


deadliftincoon

It's true.


MasterNyx

Jesus, I wonder if they have trouble finding an arm vein when taking blood.


Dr__Cryptox

I bet he had a broken frickin' neck too, still at the water park. It's true, it's damn true. On a serious note, I bet he gave those kids a glass of milk and a Flintstones vitamin supplement kit.


y2shea

Didn’t he recently have double knee surgery?


coyote_777

does he spray the water park patrons with water like he did to Stone Cold and the alliance with the milk truck?


ChumaxTheMad

It must feel good to have been out of the game for so long and still be recognized by young fans of the show.


Kevomac

Is your little brother the kid from Freeks and Geeks ?


Viciouscauliflower21

That one vein on his arm could carry the blood supply for both those kids


Kodak_White420

Such a wholesome picture even if it’s fake Kurt genuinely looks happy to meet them and take this picture


eeftechel

He still looms good at his age


king_pandas

Your phone may be full of water after that but its fucking worth it if you meet kurt in a fucking local water park


Soap_Mctavish101

He looks like he’s doing well, I’m glad to see it


EternalLoveForPLL

This is awesome. It’s true. It’s true.


StNic54

This kid…he went to the water park with a BROKEN FREAKIN NECK


loldirtmund

Kurt looking like he's smuggling the pool's entire water supply in his veins.


MFDork

Everytime I see him now I just hope he’s physically in less pain than he was.


BADPAPAmeme

Must be cool to be the big brother of Kurt Angle


Tan_servo

Holy Christ he hasn’t taken time off from being shredded at all.


randylove69

Kurt fuckin Angle AKA The GOAT


BGTheHoff

I love that Jason Jordan is in the background, but you cant see him because he is a ninja.


lunaticninja

Dafuq is this?


Lone_Buck

Lose those eyebrows and shave a fraction of a second off that speed.


izzyeviel

If he can swim he can wrestle. Tell him to put his boots back on. If ric can wrestle in his 70’s so can Kurt.


Drcynic22

Sandcastle?


TaskMaster710

Is that Kurt angle


JackJustice1919

Kurt what the fuck is up with that vein?


FGoose

Bro he’s so fucking vascular


Carnahangavin1

I would be so mad


Hansen-gun

Based


DickStrangler445

Wholesome.


Rylafein

How has nobody mentioned how smug his lil bro looks?


milksteakofcourse

Look at the pipes on angle


Tok3erAc3

I was so high when I met Kurt Angle I feel like he had hair


FuckTariq

I thought your brother hit someone with a Canadian Destroyer before opening


mc_celender

Was this at Sandcastle?


Asleep_Editor_7199

Makes my heart happy


hecht0520

Is it crazy that I know exactly what water park this is, just by the background?


Mysterious_Emotion63

DM me, I’v had 5 people message me and nobody else has gotten it


Jws0209

great wolf lodge in VA?


jbish21

This is for sure Splash Lagoon in Erie, PA


Exciting_Task_281

lucky kids


dreda650650

Shouts to your little brother knowing who he was!


SaulTBolls

No Olympic gold, not the real Kurt.


LowerBackPain_Prod

Why does Kurt Angle have him??