Tier list on each character's relationship status (feel free to yell how wrong I am)
By - insertusernamehere51
"series creator Masahiro Sakurai confirmed that their relationship is platonic by saying, "By the way, Popo and Nana are a childhood friends-like boy-and-girl pair. ... Brawl reaffirmed Sakurai's stance on the relationship both in-game and in supplemental material"
Went into the comments to make sure this got said!
>childhood friends never get married
Smash is an anime confirmed
Childhood friends get married all the time in anime. Im pretty sure there's a whole genre of henta...anime about it.
all fun and game until netorare tag is also there
So it wouldn’t be incest
Sakurai stole wincest from us. /s
But seriously, I appreciate that they aren't romantic partners or siblings. We need more of that.
I always thought they were brother and sister, but close friends can work too
I always thought they were siblings
Nice. We stan a QPR
TIL Iceys arnt siblings lol
Ye theyre just really good friends
Ganondorf should go in the Monogamy is for Losers tier; as the King and Only Male of the Gerudo, you KNOW he gets busy
That's just an assumption, though. As far as I know there's no evidence that Ganondorf actually had some sort of relationship with anyone.
right, because none of the rest of these are based on guesses or assumptions
Might be because he’s the incarnation of evil and such
When K Rool is put in a tier that dishonors his canonical wife.
*aggressively searches the Mario wiki*
Oh, I guess I missed it
Hey there, you’re still more educated than like 90% of us lmao
"NOOO! What have you done? My wife's going to kill me!" - King K. Rool, DKC3
"In a December 23, 1999 edition of the Scribes section of Rare's website, Leigh Loveday revealed that K. Rool's "my wife is going to kill me" line was merely "a typically throwaway Vic and Bob reference" meaning he does not actually have a wife..."
Not in my headcannon
Simon gets married in the arcade, don't know if that's canon or not
That is indeed non-canon. We do know he has children at some point though
He would have had to at least had children in order for Richter to exist.
Not necessarily. There can be other members of the Belmont family off-screen. All we really know is they inherited the whip from him, but even then we know that someone else had it for a time in the Genesis game iirc
Edit: Apparently Juste Belmont is a known grandson of Simon, so nevermind, it is confirmed that he had at least one child with someone.
Haunted Castle is a mess. At least it gave us Cross your Heart and Don't Wait Until Night.
Pit still thinks boys/girls are icky? I think Zelda's palutena's guidance proves that wrong
also Palutena is not monogamous? I don't think that she has ever dated somebody on acount of all the Gods constantly bickering with each other in Uprising
though Dark pit is accurate
sorry I'm just so starved of content
>starved for content
Ah, a true Kid Icarus fan
it hurts man :(
Well, I will adress your criticisms though (keep in mind, this is not super serious)
I did not remember the Zelda Guidance, but Uprising Pit strikes me as too innocent. I'm not saying he believes in cooties, but if Dark Pit told him girls had cooties, he'd believe it.
As for Palutena, well, the Kid Icarus universe is heavily based on Greek myth, and in Greek myth the gods fuck. A lot. It doesn't even matter that the gods bicker too much, causr that's what humans are for ;)
I think it's implied Pit has a crush on Palutena, and Viridi has a crush on Pit (but she's in a bit of denial about that). Phosphora likes to flirt with him, but it likely means nothing to her. It's just done to mess with Pit (which is pretty easy to do since he's comparitively young and innocent [which is rather impressive for someone who broke himself out of basically hell]). I think Pandora also tried flirt-teasing Dark Pit, but he's even less receptive to that.
Granted, it's been years since I've played KI:U, so I might be mistaken in a lot of things.
Plus when Phosphora flirts with Pit, he gets awkward and embarrassed like someone who has never had a gf and is super awkward because of that as opposed to getting grossed out like a child when you say “is that your *girl*friend?”
Totally valid my friend, I just thought I'd share :)
well, think about it, kid icarus was based on greek mythology (hence medusa), and we ALL know those gods got *biz-ay*...
*PIIIIIII KAAAAAAAA CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*
Finally Ash got laid
“Monogamy is for losers” is an excellent tier name.
I also considered "Why just one?" and "oh, he/she FUCKS"
Your mum confirms that.
I confirm it. He just left.
Having Captain Falcon as a step dad would be awesome ngl. He could teach you how to drive the Blue Falcon!
Omg i didn’t even consider that. So much cooler than my car😭
I think you made the right call.
Joker when you do the harem run in P5 has more girls than any of us have talked to in our lives
Full of notable chads like Joker, Falcon and of course Pikachu.
I’d be shocked if Pikachu wasn’t pulling tail every night while Ash was taking a sleep.
I mean the Daycare exists
Perfect for Joker but not mine since I only romanced one person.
Good. Also who?
I feel like any response is gonna trigger another conflict. Waifu Wars are dangerous in persona
Harukawa all the way bitch
Uh wrong game but cool.
AUTOCORRECT I MEANT HARU HELP
All good. Good taste aswell.
Truly good taste but monogamy is for losers
yeah real chads marry 5 Harus
Incineroar has a harem. This is factual. That fire crotch isn't attracting just one person.
Captain Falcon is a himbo, I'm sure of it.
Show me yo’ boobs
No, actually Falcon is a super gay Bear who only likes other bears.
He’s really saying “SHOW ME YA MOOBS!” but a lot of you aren’t ready to have that conversation yet.
Technicly speakimg, ganondorf has all the time for all the nonsense since he reincarnates
True, but he does spent most of that time sealed away in magical prisons so I don't think he dates much
Yeah, and if he did his date would just die of old age most likely, pretty sad to be honest
Him taking over hyrule constantly is just link zeldas and his date night
Zelda is the third wheel of course.
Obviously, why else would ganon be imprisoning her in different ways other than to keep the action between him and link
TIL Ganondorf has a lot in common with the Doctor.
Funnily enough, he's only reincarnated once (that we know of). Outside of Four Swords Adventures, Ganon/Ganondorf is always the same entity we see in Ocarina of Time (as far as we know)
I haven't played XC2 so I went off a Google search that said she and Rex have feelings but don't actually get together during the game. If that's wrong I fully accept it
There’s actually a DLC quest where the party helps a guy for a marriage proposal. While watching him propose from a distance Mythra asks Rex when he’ll get around to doing it, so she totally wants to marry Rex
No blame, but wouldn't want to spoil things too much.
Yeah man that 15 minute fully animated sex scene was a huge surprise lol
"Ugh, this is the pits!"
It was *implied* that there was something going on with her and rex, but it never really went anywhere.
minor spoilers: >!it’s canon that they both love each other, but because of plot stuff they don’t have time to talk about their relationship or get together until after the ending!<
Somehow I thought he was like 14 and she was the immortal sword equivalent of 25
He's 15-16 iirc, and while they are a little older than him, addam kind of acts like a "father" of sorts in TGC, so I'd put them at around 18ish myself.
But...aren't her and Mythra the same being/person/sword-whatever, and Mythra is havin' absolutely none of that Rex nonsense?
>!They're basically split personalities of each other, and Mythra does warm up to Rex over time.!<
Spoilers for the post credit scene:
>!Although in the post credit scene it seems like they've been separated into their own bodies, which is kinda weird considering they are sort of two sides of one person. Maybe it's just a temporary illusion so we/Rex can see both at once... not likely though!<
always thought that was stupid
>!shoulda been pneuma!<
Completely agree, >!Pneuma always seemed like the combination of both Pyra and Mythra, coming to terms with both sides of her (shy and reserved vs outspoken and defensive), but they seemed to go with it just being a super-powered form and put both Pyra and Mythra in the ending in a way that suggests polygamy, which doesn't match any of their personalities. Rex didn't fall in love with two women, he fell in love with both sides of one woman who just happen to have different names and appearances.!<
Mythra actually ends up asking Rex when he’s going to propose to her in a DLC quest though
They hold hands. I think they're together.
I hold hands with my girlfriend, doesn't mean we're going out.
Aw that’s cute
If I'm not mistaken last I saw on the box of one of the minecraft Lego sets is says that Alex is actually Steve's girlfriend
Edit: it was actually in a lego magazine in a showcase for minecraft Lego sets
Mans going into the deep lore
Lego lore is truly the epitome of media
You are speaking facts
Hello, would you like to learn about your savior Matoro and how he saved the entire Bionicle Universe?
Even though what you sounds true i personally think steve and alex kinda fit in with the ice climbers…
When Alex was first created back in 1.8, it was stated by someone on the Mojang team that Alex is meant to be androgynous - without gender. Alex was chosen as a gender neutral name, and the character was designed to look like lead developer Jeb. (He has an orange pony tail) I doubt information on the back of lego sets made by third parties are canon. Minecraft really barely has canon, anyways.
Alex is Jeb? That's really hilarious.
There are two genders in minecraft: Male and Jeb
*Matpat and millions of other theorists are going to track your location*
I love how Robin can either be Lucina's friend, Uncle, Aunt, Father, Mother, or Wife.
Correction. Confused myself.
Robin cannot be Lucina's Aunt or Wife.
Robin can be Lucina's friend, Uncle, Mother, Father, or Husband.
EDIT x2: Not Father
Robin can be Lucina's friend, Uncle, Mother, or Husband.
Also how wife?
Lucina is Chrom's Daughter from the future. At a certain point in the game, all the the future children of the cast in the present show up to help save the world. If female Robin maxes out relationship with Chrom before this happens, Lucina will come from the future and call both Robin and Chrom her parents.
If Robin ended up with one of Chrom's siblings, they will be Lucina's Uncle in the future.
If Robin does not pursue a relationship, he could technically end up as Lucina's husband too, which Chrom seems fine with lol.
Husband, sure, but not aunt or wife
But Chrom only has sisters, no brothers, so Robin can't be Lucina's aunt.
Unless you play with the epic and based Gay Awakening mod but that's not canon.
Chrobin is my OTP
Robin can be either gender
Yeah but she can’t marry Chroms brother and none of Chroms wives can have siblings
Lucina also can’t marry a girl
Lucina is straight
A modded 3DS is a pathway to abilities some consider to be... unnatural
Seriously? Three of those are wrong : aunt because Chrom only has a sister, father because... Chrom is? And not wife but husband
Don't forget brother/sister in law
Not father, aunt or wife though, Awakening doesn't have same-sex S supports like later games.
That would make it hard to explain how the children were conceived
I would put Steve in the seeing what turns up because he's just looking for someone to maybe put their Minecraft bed next to his, haha jk... Unless?
Whenever I get a chance to play Persona 5 Royal, I'll only romance one girl, since that's what I did during my playthrough of Persona 4 Golden. I didn't really appreciate the monogamy route until I started playing P4G.
P4G kills you with guilt if you try polygamy
And P5 kills you with...death.
Honestly best tier list I’ve seen on here. Could you explain Palu’s placement though? Is there anything actually confirming that or is it just a jokey guess?
From the fourth tier down, the canon kind of goes out the window. It's mostly a "they're canonically single but here's what I think based on their personality"
For Palu, it's because she's a goddess in a universe heavily based on Greek myth, where the gods are infamously horny. Combine that with Palutena's outgoing and flirty personality and I think it's safe to say she gets around
Though keep in mind that Palutena is based on the maiden goddess Athena.
Inklings are all 16 or older, they don’t achieve the human looking form until they are that age. Some high schoolers have relationships
Actually i think Kirby wouldnt find other girls or boys icky
More like YUMMY
I'd put Wario in the "no time for such nonsense" category. Dude aggressively does not care about romance. In *Shake It!* he flat-out tosses the girl out of his way to get the money.
He also hasn't shown any signs of reciprocating Mona's feelings in WarioWare, though a big part of that is probably the age gap, and Mona's feelings being more akin to idol worship/precocious crush than actual romantic interest.
The closest he's gotten to a relationship is Princess Shokora. And even then, she's yet to make a reappearance, suggesting the two went their separate ways.
Wario is M.O.B. til he die. Dude is married to tha grind.
Doesn't Isabelle have a crush on KK Slider on New Leaf?
She also sends the player chocolate for Valentine's and acts embarrassed about it.
They’re ice climbers.
Isn’t Roy like 15?
Yup. He may still get married in the epilogue
It's an indeterminate amount of time later though, so we're in the clear
So he's adult enough to be a frontline fighter in a war but not enough to get married?
Idk I’ve never played a fire emblem game so idk
But do you know?
There's a minor time skip (unspecified but about 1-3 years) in the story. Anyway Roys love interests are:
- Childhood Friend (same age)
- Cheery Pegasus Knight (same age)
- Quiet Nomad Girl (same age)
- Cheery Dancer (bit older)
- His actual Teacher (like in her thirties)
- priestess dragon shaman girl (even younger)
Daenerys was 13 at the start of Game of Thrones in the books because medieval society sucked.
Jigglyslut is now canon.
Most Pokemon are sluts. They make eggs like crazy when you put a pair of them in daycare.
they see a ditto and immediately go to town
“What even are you two” is a quality tier.
\> Bayonetta in "monogamy is for losers"
I mean, that depends on how you read whatever's going on with her and Jeanne. Bayo went to Hell and back for that woman. Like, Orpheus-style, but with a whole lot more dead angels, demons, and gods in her wake.
They are childhood friends, so it make sense I guess.
But yes, she seems to tease EVERYONE and never seemed to do anything more than that
Don't forget the bizarre tension between her and Luka.
Although FWIW, I think Bayo will be happily, enthusiastically monogamous if she ever cuts to the chase with someone. When she cares about someone, she cares deeply and single mindedly. Not to mention that she seems to take heavily after her mother, the woman that was *so* monogamous it caused the witch hunts
Kamiya stated in some tweet that Bayonetta likes to tease Luka, but wouldn’t commit to a serious relationship with him because he’d die way before she does
16 minutes, longer than I expected
Toon Link should be in unresolved romantic tension.
Young Link should definitely be, as we know he had some romantic tension with a few people but never had children
Toon Link, on the other hand, eventually marries and has children with Tetra. Princess Zelda in Spirit Tracks is their granddaughter
youre half sort of right?
young link in the child timeline became the hero’s spirit in twilight princess. twilight princess link is confirmed to be young link’s direct descendant through some dialogue where he mentions “regrets of not passing on lessons to his bloodline.” so we don’t know the mother, but since he’s a descendant young link had to have children at one point.
toon link wasn’t confirmed to marry tetra. spirit tracks zelda is confirmed to be tetra’s granddaughter yes, but the only time wind waker link is mentioned is when a character mentions spirit tracks link looks like him. personally i think toon is spirit tracks zelda’s grandfather but it’s not confirmed :(
Oh snap, I did not know that. Good for Tink!
...I wonder what adult Tink looks like?
[Something like this](https://zelda.fandom.com/wiki/Link_Statue)
Hell yeah brother! Never forget, all of Ike's strength come from how gay he is. Or at least that was the popular fan theory back in the day. Roy had the most paired endings and therefore drowning in bitches is what made him weak and shitty in his game, meanwhile top end beefcakes like Ephraim and Hector only had a couple. And then giga-chad, god slayer Ike had one ending where he turns down the queen and a gay ending.
To be honest, Kazuya is married and he had a son so he hasn’t seen Jun for years.
Is Kazuya married? I know he has a son, but as far as I know, Jun and he never actually tied the knot
Absolutely not, harada stated that kazuya basically felt nothing for jun, and even if he did they were never married. She got pregnant, and he went and dipped to go fight heihachi again
I like how the importance of fighting Heihachi is higher than a date or 2 but below a quick fuk
I always interpreted it as it was a rocky relationship but he definitely had feelings for Jun. In fact, it seems implied quite a few times that she was the one thing keeping his good side around and when she went missing he gave in completely to the dark side.
They were never married though.
Anyone else think Plant gets down and dirty??
Oh absolutely he does
Bowser definitely knows)
Nintendo lore 10 years from now: Petey Pirhana and Naval Pirhana are happily married
Hmm Cloud is an interesting one.
I’m pretty sure his romantic tension is “resolved” and he ends up opening up his feelings and spending the night with a certain someone before the final battle. However they did not reach the level of “steady partner” before the game ends.
Edit: apparently this depends on your in-game actions.
[Mr. Game and Watch has a wife and family, thank you very much](https://youtu.be/yefn5BnSG3I)
There is *slight* evidence in the Kirby anime to suggest Meta Knight *may* have once had a partner. Don't take my word on that, perhaps it's just a dumb headcanon... I could also be remembering wrong.
Also, I don't quite understand King Dedede's placement.
Edit: Her name was Garlude. She sacrificed herself to make sure Meta Knight obtained the Galaxia sword long ago. I remembered that it's very unlikely she and Meta Knight were a thing as Garlude had a daughter (a daughter that, by the looks of it, very clearly wasn't Meta Knight's).
Meta Knight was never the same after the divorce
She took the kids, the house, the car, all he had left was the halberd
"Yeah don't worry about me, I'll just live in my airship for a little bit until things blow over, I like being free anyways..."
"Said I was narcissistic..."
\*looks at Halberd, a ship with his mask on it\*
"I am *not* narcissistic!"
i need a tshirt that has a
picture of jigglypuff with
the caption “monogomy is for losers”
kirby is asexual. Lil kirb only lovin food
Are you forgetting about Pikachu X Ketchup????
Pikachu, alongside Incineroar, Lucario, Greninja, and Jigglypuff, can breed with basically any Pokemon in their egg group.
I am familiar with the pokemon games. I was talking about the ketchup bottle from the first season of the anime.
Ketchup kinda **thicc** though
Wario ABSOLUTELY fucks
Cloud needs his own tier titled “Sephiroth down-air”
>!Cloud needs his own tier called "I can't tell the difference between my feelings for Tifa and Zack's feelings for Aerith that I absorbed when Hojo experimented on us and inadvertently gave me Zack's memories, emotions, and combat prowess."!<
Yet again I am mewtwo
Pit has a crush on Palutena I thought?
I’m pretty sure K. Rool has a wife
The only one I would disagree with would be Young Link thinking girls are icky. If anything he gets along way better with the girls of OoT and MM better than any boy in those games.
Absolutely minor nitpick, but asexual does not mean aromantic, so that tier could still involve people being in relationships
Not that anyone in that tier would
You are actually 100% correct with that. I don't think tier placement would change, but terminology is important
Dude, Terry would be the best father. He checked up on your mental health.
The proper term in this context is Aromantic, not Asexual. Also if you can female Robin should be in happily married
Don’t Tetra & Toon Link have a strong bond during WW & PH? I dont think TL should be in the “girls are icky” tier
What about Minecraft gf?
edit: how could i forget? its a big tiddy goth egirl gamer minecraft gf obviously!
Uh... Kazuya's in unresolved romantic tension? It was done ages ago lol.
Also, I remember this version of Caeda... http://shaym.in/fe1/chapter1.html