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Tier list on each character's relationship status (feel free to yell how wrong I am)

Tier list on each character's relationship status (feel free to yell how wrong I am)

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"series creator Masahiro Sakurai confirmed that their relationship is platonic by saying, "By the way, Popo and Nana are a childhood friends-like boy-and-girl pair. ... Brawl reaffirmed Sakurai's stance on the relationship both in-game and in supplemental material"


TasanNatas

^ Went into the comments to make sure this got said!


Lukthar123

>childhood friends never get married Smash is an anime confirmed


TasanNatas

Childhood friends get married all the time in anime. Im pretty sure there's a whole genre of henta...anime about it.


ChumpTori1910

all fun and game until netorare tag is also there


MrEngineFish

So it wouldn’t be incest


[deleted]

Sakurai stole wincest from us. /s But seriously, I appreciate that they aren't romantic partners or siblings. We need more of that.


MrMartian69420

I always thought they were brother and sister, but close friends can work too


jjba_enjoyer275

I always thought they were siblings


Dragons_Exist

Nice. We stan a QPR


lockedoutofmymainrdt

TIL Iceys arnt siblings lol


SoufDakotas

Ye theyre just really good friends


McBehrer

Ganondorf should go in the Monogamy is for Losers tier; as the King and Only Male of the Gerudo, you KNOW he gets busy


Snommes

That's just an assumption, though. As far as I know there's no evidence that Ganondorf actually had some sort of relationship with anyone.


McBehrer

right, because none of the rest of these are based on guesses or assumptions


nil83hxjow

Might be because he’s the incarnation of evil and such


WoodyComics

When K Rool is put in a tier that dishonors his canonical wife. ![gif](giphy|55vNxDyZafiGKeK2ds)


insertusernamehere51

wait WHAT? *aggressively searches the Mario wiki* Oh, I guess I missed it


blockybookbook

Hey there, you’re still more educated than like 90% of us lmao


Certain_Reply_5631

"NOOO! What have you done? My wife's going to kill me!" - King K. Rool, DKC3


tanboots

"In a December 23, 1999 edition of the Scribes section of Rare's website, Leigh Loveday revealed that K. Rool's "my wife is going to kill me" line was merely "a typically throwaway Vic and Bob reference" meaning he does not actually have a wife..." [Source](https://donkeykong.fandom.com/wiki/King_K._Rool)


Certain_Reply_5631

Not in my headcannon


tanboots

![gif](giphy|BWhpkB6Xbe8FzfNLXw)


CactusExtremity

Noooooooooo


graveAntiquarian

Simon gets married in the arcade, don't know if that's canon or not


insertusernamehere51

That is indeed non-canon. We do know he has children at some point though


ChaoticDiscord21

He would have had to at least had children in order for Richter to exist.


ST_the_Dragon

Not necessarily. There can be other members of the Belmont family off-screen. All we really know is they inherited the whip from him, but even then we know that someone else had it for a time in the Genesis game iirc Edit: Apparently Juste Belmont is a known grandson of Simon, so nevermind, it is confirmed that he had at least one child with someone.


Kriki1

Haunted Castle is a mess. At least it gave us Cross your Heart and Don't Wait Until Night.


Athbug

Pit still thinks boys/girls are icky? I think Zelda's palutena's guidance proves that wrong


Athbug

also Palutena is not monogamous? I don't think that she has ever dated somebody on acount of all the Gods constantly bickering with each other in Uprising


Athbug

though Dark pit is accurate


Athbug

sorry I'm just so starved of content


insertusernamehere51

>starved for content Ah, a true Kid Icarus fan


Athbug

it hurts man :(


insertusernamehere51

Well, I will adress your criticisms though (keep in mind, this is not super serious) I did not remember the Zelda Guidance, but Uprising Pit strikes me as too innocent. I'm not saying he believes in cooties, but if Dark Pit told him girls had cooties, he'd believe it. As for Palutena, well, the Kid Icarus universe is heavily based on Greek myth, and in Greek myth the gods fuck. A lot. It doesn't even matter that the gods bicker too much, causr that's what humans are for ;)


inhaledcorn

I think it's implied Pit has a crush on Palutena, and Viridi has a crush on Pit (but she's in a bit of denial about that). Phosphora likes to flirt with him, but it likely means nothing to her. It's just done to mess with Pit (which is pretty easy to do since he's comparitively young and innocent [which is rather impressive for someone who broke himself out of basically hell]). I think Pandora also tried flirt-teasing Dark Pit, but he's even less receptive to that. Granted, it's been years since I've played KI:U, so I might be mistaken in a lot of things.


BaulsJ0hns0n86

Plus when Phosphora flirts with Pit, he gets awkward and embarrassed like someone who has never had a gf and is super awkward because of that as opposed to getting grossed out like a child when you say “is that your *girl*friend?”


Athbug

Totally valid my friend, I just thought I'd share :)


yyma50nyy

well, think about it, kid icarus was based on greek mythology (hence medusa), and we ALL know those gods got *biz-ay*...


quietjaypee

Pikachu fucks.


Lukthar123

Pika *Piii*


quietjaypee

*PIIIIIII KAAAAAAAA CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*


AmaterasuWolf21

Finally Ash got laid


Artelinde

“Monogamy is for losers” is an excellent tier name.


insertusernamehere51

I also considered "Why just one?" and "oh, he/she FUCKS"


jrninjahoag

Falcon fucks


Thundorius

Your mum confirms that.


[deleted]

I confirm it. He just left.


Thundorius

Godspeed.


NS479

Having Captain Falcon as a step dad would be awesome ngl. He could teach you how to drive the Blue Falcon!


[deleted]

Omg i didn’t even consider that. So much cooler than my car😭


LA2Oaktown

FALCON THRUST!


Nav_13

FALCON CUM


Artelinde

I think you made the right call.


Kirbmeister567

Joker when you do the harem run in P5 has more girls than any of us have talked to in our lives


twoCascades

Full of notable chads like Joker, Falcon and of course Pikachu.


AnAdvancedBot

I’d be shocked if Pikachu wasn’t pulling tail every night while Ash was taking a sleep.


TheDoug850

I mean the Daycare exists


Mostyion

Perfect for Joker but not mine since I only romanced one person.


Skyhunter213

Good. Also who?


ArchaicMaverickZero

I feel like any response is gonna trigger another conflict. Waifu Wars are dangerous in persona


keitomomota

Harukawa all the way bitch


Skyhunter213

Uh wrong game but cool.


keitomomota

AUTOCORRECT I MEANT HARU HELP


Skyhunter213

All good. Good taste aswell.


Mushroom_king001

Truly good taste but monogamy is for losers


keitomomota

yeah real chads marry 5 Harus


EvilNoobHacker

Incineroar has a harem. This is factual. That fire crotch isn't attracting just one person.


[deleted]

Captain Falcon is a himbo, I'm sure of it.


MintYoongi10778

Come on! Show me yo’ boobs


[deleted]

No, actually Falcon is a super gay Bear who only likes other bears. He’s really saying “SHOW ME YA MOOBS!” but a lot of you aren’t ready to have that conversation yet.


D0M1NU5_7

Technicly speakimg, ganondorf has all the time for all the nonsense since he reincarnates


insertusernamehere51

True, but he does spent most of that time sealed away in magical prisons so I don't think he dates much


D0M1NU5_7

Yeah, and if he did his date would just die of old age most likely, pretty sad to be honest


lifetake

Him taking over hyrule constantly is just link zeldas and his date night


D0M1NU5_7

Zelda is the third wheel of course.


lifetake

Obviously, why else would ganon be imprisoning her in different ways other than to keep the action between him and link


COHERENCE_CROQUETTE

TIL Ganondorf has a lot in common with the Doctor.


ThisIsNotACryForHelp

Funnily enough, he's only reincarnated once (that we know of). Outside of Four Swords Adventures, Ganon/Ganondorf is always the same entity we see in Ocarina of Time (as far as we know)


leadhound

Pyra? Unresolved?


insertusernamehere51

I haven't played XC2 so I went off a Google search that said she and Rex have feelings but don't actually get together during the game. If that's wrong I fully accept it


Anzackk

There’s actually a DLC quest where the party helps a guy for a marriage proposal. While watching him propose from a distance Mythra asks Rex when he’ll get around to doing it, so she totally wants to marry Rex


leadhound

No blame, but wouldn't want to spoil things too much.


izaihb

Yeah man that 15 minute fully animated sex scene was a huge surprise lol


leadhound

"Ugh, this is the pits!"


Chimchar789

It was *implied* that there was something going on with her and rex, but it never really went anywhere.


Red_Naxela_

minor spoilers: >!it’s canon that they both love each other, but because of plot stuff they don’t have time to talk about their relationship or get together until after the ending!<


QuantumSparkles

Somehow I thought he was like 14 and she was the immortal sword equivalent of 25


Marcarth

He's 15-16 iirc, and while they are a little older than him, addam kind of acts like a "father" of sorts in TGC, so I'd put them at around 18ish myself.


Vanish_7

But...aren't her and Mythra the same being/person/sword-whatever, and Mythra is havin' absolutely none of that Rex nonsense?


D_44

Spoilers: >!They're basically split personalities of each other, and Mythra does warm up to Rex over time.!< Spoilers for the post credit scene: >!Although in the post credit scene it seems like they've been separated into their own bodies, which is kinda weird considering they are sort of two sides of one person. Maybe it's just a temporary illusion so we/Rex can see both at once... not likely though!<


sexy-snickers

always thought that was stupid >!shoulda been pneuma!<


D_44

Completely agree, >!Pneuma always seemed like the combination of both Pyra and Mythra, coming to terms with both sides of her (shy and reserved vs outspoken and defensive), but they seemed to go with it just being a super-powered form and put both Pyra and Mythra in the ending in a way that suggests polygamy, which doesn't match any of their personalities. Rex didn't fall in love with two women, he fell in love with both sides of one woman who just happen to have different names and appearances.!<


Anzackk

Mythra actually ends up asking Rex when he’s going to propose to her in a DLC quest though


Henry_Allen_Garrick

They hold hands. I think they're together.


Bobsplosion

I hold hands with my girlfriend, doesn't mean we're going out.


MillennialDan

Wait...


NS479

Aw that’s cute


AkechiPancakesYum

If I'm not mistaken last I saw on the box of one of the minecraft Lego sets is says that Alex is actually Steve's girlfriend Edit: it was actually in a lego magazine in a showcase for minecraft Lego sets


Shi08

Mans going into the deep lore


Mister100Percent

Lego lore is truly the epitome of media


Shi08

You are speaking facts


ST_the_Dragon

Hello, would you like to learn about your savior Matoro and how he saved the entire Bionicle Universe?


KedovDoKest

[Also this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUbK_m4OVdc)


[deleted]

Even though what you sounds true i personally think steve and alex kinda fit in with the ice climbers…


OrangeJuiceForOne

When Alex was first created back in 1.8, it was stated by someone on the Mojang team that Alex is meant to be androgynous - without gender. Alex was chosen as a gender neutral name, and the character was designed to look like lead developer Jeb. (He has an orange pony tail) I doubt information on the back of lego sets made by third parties are canon. Minecraft really barely has canon, anyways.


CaptainNobeardd

*matpat descends*


Snommes

Alex is Jeb? That's really hilarious.


CactusExtremity

There are two genders in minecraft: Male and Jeb


inverse-pie

*Matpat and millions of other theorists are going to track your location*


leadhound

I love how Robin can either be Lucina's friend, Uncle, Aunt, Father, Mother, or Wife. EDIT: Correction. Confused myself. Robin cannot be Lucina's Aunt or Wife. Robin can be Lucina's friend, Uncle, Mother, Father, or Husband. EDIT x2: Not Father Robin can be Lucina's friend, Uncle, Mother, or Husband.


liteshadow4

How Aunt? Also how wife?


leadhound

Lucina is Chrom's Daughter from the future. At a certain point in the game, all the the future children of the cast in the present show up to help save the world. If female Robin maxes out relationship with Chrom before this happens, Lucina will come from the future and call both Robin and Chrom her parents. If Robin ended up with one of Chrom's siblings, they will be Lucina's Uncle in the future. If Robin does not pursue a relationship, he could technically end up as Lucina's husband too, which Chrom seems fine with lol.


liteshadow4

Husband, sure, but not aunt or wife


Dispentryporter

But Chrom only has sisters, no brothers, so Robin can't be Lucina's aunt. Unless you play with the epic and based Gay Awakening mod but that's not canon.


NS479

Chrobin is my OTP


lifetake

Robin can be either gender


liteshadow4

Yeah but she can’t marry Chroms brother and none of Chroms wives can have siblings Lucina also can’t marry a girl


sexy-snickers

Lucina is straight


GeneralReposti47

A modded 3DS is a pathway to abilities some consider to be... unnatural


Paul_08

Seriously? Three of those are wrong : aunt because Chrom only has a sister, father because... Chrom is? And not wife but husband


BlueIsForPlayers

Don't forget brother/sister in law


Dispentryporter

Not father, aunt or wife though, Awakening doesn't have same-sex S supports like later games.


Paul_08

That would make it hard to explain how the children were conceived


ValWondergroove

I would put Steve in the seeing what turns up because he's just looking for someone to maybe put their Minecraft bed next to his, haha jk... Unless?


Apocalypso-YouTube

Whenever I get a chance to play Persona 5 Royal, I'll only romance one girl, since that's what I did during my playthrough of Persona 4 Golden. I didn't really appreciate the monogamy route until I started playing P4G.


Fake_Pikachu

P4G kills you with guilt if you try polygamy


IronicRobot_

And P5 kills you with...death.


JustChadReddit

Honestly best tier list I’ve seen on here. Could you explain Palu’s placement though? Is there anything actually confirming that or is it just a jokey guess?


insertusernamehere51

From the fourth tier down, the canon kind of goes out the window. It's mostly a "they're canonically single but here's what I think based on their personality" For Palu, it's because she's a goddess in a universe heavily based on Greek myth, where the gods are infamously horny. Combine that with Palutena's outgoing and flirty personality and I think it's safe to say she gets around


EntropySpark

Though keep in mind that Palutena is based on the maiden goddess Athena.


TerrariaIsAFunGame

Inklings are all 16 or older, they don’t achieve the human looking form until they are that age. Some high schoolers have relationships


MaxArt4869

Actually i think Kirby wouldnt find other girls or boys icky More like YUMMY


Zum1UDontNo

I'd put Wario in the "no time for such nonsense" category. Dude aggressively does not care about romance. In *Shake It!* he flat-out tosses the girl out of his way to get the money. He also hasn't shown any signs of reciprocating Mona's feelings in WarioWare, though a big part of that is probably the age gap, and Mona's feelings being more akin to idol worship/precocious crush than actual romantic interest. The closest he's gotten to a relationship is Princess Shokora. And even then, she's yet to make a reappearance, suggesting the two went their separate ways.


SkeletonCircus

Wario is M.O.B. til he die. Dude is married to tha grind.


Ivebeengnomed

Doesn't Isabelle have a crush on KK Slider on New Leaf?


Bobsplosion

She also sends the player chocolate for Valentine's and acts embarrassed about it.


GrizzlyMagnum91

They’re ice climbers.


Flamefether

Isn’t Roy like 15?


insertusernamehere51

Yup. He may still get married in the epilogue It's an indeterminate amount of time later though, so we're in the clear


ElHombreSmokin

So he's adult enough to be a frontline fighter in a war but not enough to get married?


Flamefether

Idk I’ve never played a fire emblem game so idk


Nasapigs

But do you know?


Bagfisch

There's a minor time skip (unspecified but about 1-3 years) in the story. Anyway Roys love interests are: - Childhood Friend (same age) - Cheery Pegasus Knight (same age) - Quiet Nomad Girl (same age) - Cheery Dancer (bit older) - His actual Teacher (like in her thirties) - priestess dragon shaman girl (even younger)


TeTrodoToxin4

Daenerys was 13 at the start of Game of Thrones in the books because medieval society sucked.


[deleted]

Jigglyslut is now canon. Thanks OP.


HerpaDerpaDumDum

Most Pokemon are sluts. They make eggs like crazy when you put a pair of them in daycare.


yumyumchicken12

they see a ditto and immediately go to town


17000HerbsAndSpices

#STOP


twoCascades

“What even are you two” is a quality tier.


MeanderingSquid49

\> Bayonetta in "monogamy is for losers" I mean, that depends on how you read whatever's going on with her and Jeanne. Bayo went to Hell and back for that woman. Like, Orpheus-style, but with a whole lot more dead angels, demons, and gods in her wake.


Fake_Pikachu

They are childhood friends, so it make sense I guess. But yes, she seems to tease EVERYONE and never seemed to do anything more than that


RavagerHughesy

Don't forget the bizarre tension between her and Luka. Although FWIW, I think Bayo will be happily, enthusiastically monogamous if she ever cuts to the chase with someone. When she cares about someone, she cares deeply and single mindedly. Not to mention that she seems to take heavily after her mother, the woman that was *so* monogamous it caused the witch hunts


allaywoop13

Kamiya stated in some tweet that Bayonetta likes to tease Luka, but wouldn’t commit to a serious relationship with him because he’d die way before she does


IkeRatesTheJoke

^(Soren)


insertusernamehere51

*checks watch* 16 minutes, longer than I expected


NS479

Toon Link should be in unresolved romantic tension.


ThisIsNotACryForHelp

Young Link should definitely be, as we know he had some romantic tension with a few people but never had children Toon Link, on the other hand, eventually marries and has children with Tetra. Princess Zelda in Spirit Tracks is their granddaughter


kiko64

youre half sort of right? young link in the child timeline became the hero’s spirit in twilight princess. twilight princess link is confirmed to be young link’s direct descendant through some dialogue where he mentions “regrets of not passing on lessons to his bloodline.” so we don’t know the mother, but since he’s a descendant young link had to have children at one point. toon link wasn’t confirmed to marry tetra. spirit tracks zelda is confirmed to be tetra’s granddaughter yes, but the only time wind waker link is mentioned is when a character mentions spirit tracks link looks like him. personally i think toon is spirit tracks zelda’s grandfather but it’s not confirmed :(


Vanish_7

Oh snap, I did not know that. Good for Tink! ...I wonder what adult Tink looks like?


ThisIsNotACryForHelp

[Something like this](https://zelda.fandom.com/wiki/Link_Statue)


PatJamma

Hell yeah brother! Never forget, all of Ike's strength come from how gay he is. Or at least that was the popular fan theory back in the day. Roy had the most paired endings and therefore drowning in bitches is what made him weak and shitty in his game, meanwhile top end beefcakes like Ephraim and Hector only had a couple. And then giga-chad, god slayer Ike had one ending where he turns down the queen and a gay ending.


HoboBard

Ranulf


UniqueUnderstanding4

To be honest, Kazuya is married and he had a son so he hasn’t seen Jun for years.


insertusernamehere51

Is Kazuya married? I know he has a son, but as far as I know, Jun and he never actually tied the knot


Darangi

Absolutely not, harada stated that kazuya basically felt nothing for jun, and even if he did they were never married. She got pregnant, and he went and dipped to go fight heihachi again


KappaCritic

I like how the importance of fighting Heihachi is higher than a date or 2 but below a quick fuk


SkeletonCircus

I always interpreted it as it was a rocky relationship but he definitely had feelings for Jun. In fact, it seems implied quite a few times that she was the one thing keeping his good side around and when she went missing he gave in completely to the dark side. They were never married though.


big_poppa_2

Anyone else think Plant gets down and dirty??


yigggggg

Oh absolutely he does


Neoxus30-

Bowser definitely knows)


ChargedLanturn

Nintendo lore 10 years from now: Petey Pirhana and Naval Pirhana are happily married


Pandaburn

Hmm Cloud is an interesting one. I’m pretty sure his romantic tension is “resolved” and he ends up opening up his feelings and spending the night with a certain someone before the final battle. However they did not reach the level of “steady partner” before the game ends. Edit: apparently this depends on your in-game actions.


DoctorFidgel

[Mr. Game and Watch has a wife and family, thank you very much](https://youtu.be/yefn5BnSG3I)


PhantomCube4562

There is *slight* evidence in the Kirby anime to suggest Meta Knight *may* have once had a partner. Don't take my word on that, perhaps it's just a dumb headcanon... I could also be remembering wrong. Also, I don't quite understand King Dedede's placement. Edit: Her name was Garlude. She sacrificed herself to make sure Meta Knight obtained the Galaxia sword long ago. I remembered that it's very unlikely she and Meta Knight were a thing as Garlude had a daughter (a daughter that, by the looks of it, very clearly wasn't Meta Knight's).


butlerlee

Meta Knight was never the same after the divorce


MrMartian69420

She took the kids, the house, the car, all he had left was the halberd


butlerlee

"Yeah don't worry about me, I'll just live in my airship for a little bit until things blow over, I like being free anyways..."


PhantomCube4562

"Said I was narcissistic..." \*looks at Halberd, a ship with his mask on it\* "I am *not* narcissistic!"


Flebedebeb

i need a tshirt that has a picture of jigglypuff with the caption “monogomy is for losers”


Gerodus

kirby is asexual. Lil kirb only lovin food


Milan_Utup

Are you forgetting about Pikachu X Ketchup????


Fork_Master

Pikachu, alongside Incineroar, Lucario, Greninja, and Jigglypuff, can breed with basically any Pokemon in their egg group.


Milan_Utup

I am familiar with the pokemon games. I was talking about the ketchup bottle from the first season of the anime.


SilentScyther

Ketchup kinda **thicc** though


TheGreenGobblr

Wario ABSOLUTELY fucks


curvefillingspace

Cloud needs his own tier titled “Sephiroth down-air”


Vanish_7

Spoilers: >!Cloud needs his own tier called "I can't tell the difference between my feelings for Tifa and Zack's feelings for Aerith that I absorbed when Hojo experimented on us and inadvertently gave me Zack's memories, emotions, and combat prowess."!<


extreme39speed

Yet again I am mewtwo


Davidt93

Pit has a crush on Palutena I thought?


RoastyToasty4242

I’m pretty sure K. Rool has a wife


QuinStefani

The only one I would disagree with would be Young Link thinking girls are icky. If anything he gets along way better with the girls of OoT and MM better than any boy in those games.


LadyLikesSpiders

Absolutely minor nitpick, but asexual does not mean aromantic, so that tier could still involve people being in relationships Not that anyone in that tier would


insertusernamehere51

You are actually 100% correct with that. I don't think tier placement would change, but terminology is important


Ravenarki

Dude, Terry would be the best father. He checked up on your mental health.


Calu_Crusader

The proper term in this context is Aromantic, not Asexual. Also if you can female Robin should be in happily married


wuklo

Don’t Tetra & Toon Link have a strong bond during WW & PH? I dont think TL should be in the “girls are icky” tier


Ochimou

What about Minecraft gf? ____________ edit: how could i forget? its a big tiddy goth egirl gamer minecraft gf obviously!


-MANGA-

Uh... Kazuya's in unresolved romantic tension? It was done ages ago lol. Also, I remember this version of Caeda... http://shaym.in/fe1/chapter1.html