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Tf this has never happened with me

Try coughing right as you start pooping. Works to fire that puppy out with the quickness. Also your name is fitting.

The hard part is trying to suck it back in.

Try a bigger straw?

that reminds me of the cursed greentext

The post itself did that for me.

This gotnmy chuckling

How do you doo?

Dug ..

Bonjour

That shit got me

poop: *Hello there*

You called, sir?


What in the diglet hell is that

Uninvited poop is never a good time