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Studies have found that babies left floating in the ocean are more beneficial to sea life than condoms.
New seafood just dropped
ah yes, i'd love me some **grilled baby**
Atheist here, nothing beats a good ole fashioned [baby sandwich](https://images.app.goo.gl/VP8UDD2SLaWQU4iA7).
Did someone mention grilled baby?😋
Baby, the other white meat.... get in ma belleh!
[Chuck Palahniuk](https://g.co/kgs/tRWhbX) begs to differ.
I see nothing but facts.
Stupid people doesn’t realize that condoms are reusable. I can get atleast 4-5 uses out of mine.
Also having no sex life is the best environmental protection.
Caught em in 4k
He's right, if you used a condom just turn it inside out and you're set for round 2 🔥🔥
Some gets it! Okay if they aren’t already reusable. How come there aren’t once that say ‘reusable’ on them? I mean it is a trillion dollar market, think of all the time per year you have to use a new condom.
If not then sharktank here i come!
Flip’em inside-out for a second use. Follow me for more fiscally responsible tips!
Condoms break down fairly quickly, actually.
Herpes doesn’t break a down.
The chemicals they add to the rubber harvested from rubber trees to make it stronger and easier to work causes them to not be readily biodegradable rubber. They'll crumble to powder in a few years, but the particles of latex remain in the environment for centuries before they fully break down into something that can be used by plants or animals.
Lambskin condoms are biodegradable if you're trying to be environmentally conscious and you and your partner don't mind having sheep guts touching your junk.
I’m no expert, but I’m pretty sure they don’t use actually rubber in a latex condom. My comment above is for a real life experience of watching how fast a condom somebody left in a CVS parking lot decomposed and disappeared (3-4 days).
This sounds like a great Reddit story, did you check up on it regularly and see its rate of decomposition?
Also, how much did the parking lot condom float around in your head to be able to continuesly notice it?
I lived a couple blocks away from this CVS, and I walked there daily for snacks or whatever. One day, there was a discarded used condom with a cigarette inside of it in the parking lot. It equally amused me and grossed me out. So anyway, as I walked past it daily, I was surprised and to see how quickly the condom decomposed each day. That’s all. End of story.
Oh, and to answer your second question, this was about 6-7 years ago, and the thought of that condom still floats around in my head! I think of it at random times when I think of the strange things I’ve seen in my lifetime.
I appreciate the answer!
Latex can't be made without rubber being involved somehow, whether it's from a tree or recycled.
And just because the condom disintegrated to the naked eye doesn't mean the molecules aren't going to persist in the environment for centuries, which is the real issue and cancer concern.
Whoever invented lamb skin makes me wonder if they had sex with a lamb.
Infinite fertilizer glitch
Why you booing him, he right.
He isn't wrong![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10738)
What I’m hearing is it’s best to not use protection and get an abortion. It’ll be the least wasteful
Then use what comes out as fertiliser.
Help the Earth. Get an abortion.
This is why abortion should be mandatory
Population drops? Just adopt. Smh
should have a mega upvote button for this guy
Plus if you bury a baby, it’ll grow into a beautiful tree and someone will call the cops on you
I mean a steel hanger isn't as wasteful when thrown away...
How long do bones take to decompose?
I have some in my backyard for 15 years now. doesn't seem to even have started decomposing.
hydrochloric acid could probably fix that
Just be gay.. you don't have to worry about using a condom nor pregnancy.
Aw hell naw
butt that is gay ![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10729)
wholesome want to be friends
He’s not wrong
Casual twitter conversation:
yeah wtf skumbagcaro
a modest proposal
We need to talk less about condoms, and more about commas. I had a stroke while trying to read the first part.
theoretical baby vs actual condom.
I mean....he's not wrong. Not wrong, and also wanted in 13 states.
I like the other version better
Hahah he’s not wrong tf.
I mean he's not wrong
He has a point
When people are the fuel problem, guess they can be the fuel solution
Or don’t have sex
I mean he not wrong