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gillesbian

Studies have found that babies left floating in the ocean are more beneficial to sea life than condoms.


FriendOfMisery87

New seafood just dropped


Bonk_and_Honk

ah yes, i'd love me some **grilled baby**


grayrains79

Atheist here, nothing beats a good ole fashioned [baby sandwich](https://images.app.goo.gl/VP8UDD2SLaWQU4iA7).


azombie8mybaby

Did someone mention grilled baby?😋


bot_452

😋😋😋


Andy__________

Baby, the other white meat.... get in ma belleh!


JacOfAllTrades

[Chuck Palahniuk](https://g.co/kgs/tRWhbX) begs to differ.


Ok-Technology-5056

[r/technicallythetruth](https://www.reddit.com/r/technicallythetruth?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


gorangutan96

I see nothing but facts.


WildWezThy

Stupid people doesn’t realize that condoms are reusable. I can get atleast 4-5 uses out of mine. Also having no sex life is the best environmental protection.


thepronoobkq

🤨📸


zulu75_

Caught em in 4k


TheMightyJinn

He's right, if you used a condom just turn it inside out and you're set for round 2 🔥🔥


Zestyclose-Physics74

Waiiiiittt


WildWezThy

Some gets it! Okay if they aren’t already reusable. How come there aren’t once that say ‘reusable’ on them? I mean it is a trillion dollar market, think of all the time per year you have to use a new condom. If not then sharktank here i come!


PM-ME-DOG-FARTS

r/HolUp


weberobots123

Flip’em inside-out for a second use. Follow me for more fiscally responsible tips!


Rosbuster228

Touché salesman


LilLordFuckPants404

Condoms break down fairly quickly, actually.


Say_it_w_yo_chest

Herpes doesn’t break a down.


nub_node

The chemicals they add to the rubber harvested from rubber trees to make it stronger and easier to work causes them to not be readily biodegradable rubber. They'll crumble to powder in a few years, but the particles of latex remain in the environment for centuries before they fully break down into something that can be used by plants or animals. Lambskin condoms are biodegradable if you're trying to be environmentally conscious and you and your partner don't mind having sheep guts touching your junk.


LilLordFuckPants404

I’m no expert, but I’m pretty sure they don’t use actually rubber in a latex condom. My comment above is for a real life experience of watching how fast a condom somebody left in a CVS parking lot decomposed and disappeared (3-4 days).


TheRealMotherOfOP

This sounds like a great Reddit story, did you check up on it regularly and see its rate of decomposition? Also, how much did the parking lot condom float around in your head to be able to continuesly notice it?


LilLordFuckPants404

I lived a couple blocks away from this CVS, and I walked there daily for snacks or whatever. One day, there was a discarded used condom with a cigarette inside of it in the parking lot. It equally amused me and grossed me out. So anyway, as I walked past it daily, I was surprised and to see how quickly the condom decomposed each day. That’s all. End of story.


LilLordFuckPants404

Oh, and to answer your second question, this was about 6-7 years ago, and the thought of that condom still floats around in my head! I think of it at random times when I think of the strange things I’ve seen in my lifetime.


TheRealMotherOfOP

I appreciate the answer!


TheRealMotherOfOP

I appreciate the answer!


nub_node

Latex can't be made without rubber being involved somehow, whether it's from a tree or recycled. And just because the condom disintegrated to the naked eye doesn't mean the molecules aren't going to persist in the environment for centuries, which is the real issue and cancer concern.


GhostriderCBX

Whoever invented lamb skin makes me wonder if they had sex with a lamb.


feline_tv

Infinite fertilizer glitch


HanzeeeeDent

Why you booing him, he right.


manateewithagun

He isn't wrong![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10738)


Doggo_Go_Woof

r/cursedcomments?


Sore-Loko

What I’m hearing is it’s best to not use protection and get an abortion. It’ll be the least wasteful


Sunburst12345

Then use what comes out as fertiliser. Help the Earth. Get an abortion.


voice_of_god7777

This is why abortion should be mandatory


Sunburst12345

Population drops? Just adopt. Smh


Timologic

should have a mega upvote button for this guy


King_Skywhale

Plus if you bury a baby, it’ll grow into a beautiful tree and someone will call the cops on you


umbraandsticks42069

I mean a steel hanger isn't as wasteful when thrown away...


100mgfluoxymesterone

r/technicallythetruth


362mike362

How long do bones take to decompose?


peDro_with_a_big_D

I have some in my backyard for 15 years now. doesn't seem to even have started decomposing.


CheckDaPakReddit

hydrochloric acid could probably fix that


Mike_auxmaul

Just be gay.. you don't have to worry about using a condom nor pregnancy.


Another_Free_Account

Stds


Mike_auxmaul

Aw hell naw


24amesquir

butt that is gay ![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10729)


Mike_auxmaul

True.. true


24amesquir

wholesome want to be friends


Mike_auxmaul

Sure...


BadlyDrawnMemes

He’s not wrong


yasser-ghadyan

Casual twitter conversation:


IndividualAdvisor589

yeah wtf skumbagcaro


KazkaFaron

a modest proposal


Ranef

We need to talk less about condoms, and more about commas. I had a stroke while trying to read the first part.


calatranacation

💯 true


ParsleyCalm2103

Sure


Tentmancer

theoretical baby vs actual condom.


poopface41217

I mean....he's not wrong. Not wrong, and also wanted in 13 states.


Pistolenkrebs

I like the other version better


Groundbreaking_Pea94

Based reply


krypto_neon

r/cursedcomments


Brilliant_Noise_506

Hahah he’s not wrong tf.


CalmBearer713

R/technicallyright


Slight-Weather7885

![gif](giphy|PGrnQL1YoUJE2scJ5T)


Alph-Art

I mean he's not wrong


Mental-Task1117

![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10753)


Snova_Pro_Boi

He has a point


TheFrontPorchSpider

When people are the fuel problem, guess they can be the fuel solution


ShadowSkull359

r/cursedcomments


Ander1097

Or don’t have sex


engineerfox1

I mean he not wrong