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PotatoPowerIzMAXIMUM

As a mf in Mexico I can confirm I need this in my life


JakeMcjacker

For spices right ?


KenGriffinAMA

Be patient, my man’s gone to have a quick bump, he’ll be back to answer you later.


Soggywheatie

Those pesky speed bumps


KenGriffinAMA

Not speed mate, cocaine.


Jonsend

Raisins?


EpikGeriatricPotato

Coke-a-cola?


Goudinho99

Half a gram bump, my man will be toasted like a smore


ShakesBabiesToo

I once bought a half g and when I went to get my first line the bag ripped. Decided if just do the whole thing at once in two huge gaggers. It felt like my heart was going to explode and was generally a fairly unpleasant experience.


Goudinho99

You went for the Hollywood, never go full Hollywood!


Live_Sprinkles5948

And .5 in Mexico is as much actual coke as 1.0 or more in the US.


chingzzzzzzzz

That's why u order from Mexico instead of buying off street


Vprbite

Grind his teeth to nubs


PotatoPowerIzMAXIMUM

Sure! Why not?


AntiqueChessComputr

Anakin: Padme: … for spices, right?


Stonkerrific

Lol! Here for the memes


y2hpa2vp

for the extra kick when doing tequila and coke


drewster23

I mean shit son, if you're casually doing half g bumps/lines you need jesus not this.


stilltryingiam

Yes…*the spice melange*


Knockamichi

Snorty spice


Demon_Flare

Tequila shots?


devils_servant

Yeah......for spices \*shifty eyes\*


MissplacedLandmine

Just some good ole’ Central/south American Pre-Workout Its what got Billy Maze in shape


vestkot

can you say me - what is real price per gramm for cocainuuum in your place at least approx? i\`m from east europe, just curious)


elDani_uwu

In Mexico I heard that it costs like 20USD a gram, drugs ar dirt cheap here


Ruskihaxor

For the gringo, much cheaper for locals


Chrisstebbins26

Me: why do people in Mexico need a salt distributing thi...ooohhhhhh, I see.


RamenDutchman

I'm still confused Is this about cocaine?


IamJAd

Es cocaina!


TonyHappyHoli

Cocainum!


riesendulli

Strongium. Hypeium!


UnaccomplishedError

methyl (1R,2R,3S,5S)-3- (benzoyloxy)-8-methyl-8-azabicyclo[3.2.1] octane-2-carboxylate


auniqueusername1-9

Is this a reference to Brandan Frasier's Bedazzled?


IamJAd

Yessir. Such a great movie!


Naznarreb

Used to work with the guy named Esteban. That scene came to mind every single time he messaged me. Hola Esteban donde esta es la biblioteca?


PixarMomFan

No, gracias. Soy alérgico a los crustáceos.


sircheesy

I still say this everytime cocaine is mentioned. Absolutely loved Brendan's Bedazzled.


[deleted]

No, flour


EmreGSF

Somebody just asked me why I hate the military


old_tombombadil

Yeah but why Mexico?


nomadic_stone

yeah...but IMO, Bolivia or Columbia would have been a better option...


EshaySikkunt

Most cocaine comes from Peru these days.


CrazybyRX

God bless 'em


maz-o

and most of it doesn't come in 0.5g baggies from the source country


Euphoric-Chip-2828

Nope, Colombia is still the largest producer. Followed by Peru and Bolivia.


SP-Igloo

Colombia*, I'm sorry, it's pedantic and rude but I like the people from Colombia


nomadic_stone

Nope, you are absolutely right...although I wouldn't doubt you could find some blow on a college campus.


Not_MrNice

We should normalize being corrected. I can't even understand why people would find it rude to begin with. I wanna know when I don't do something right, so I don't keep doing it. Also, it's kinda disrespectful to spell something wrong like a country's name. So, it's important to get right.


spectralaxe

I think that's for tequila


mrfluffles300

see, i thought this was about how mexican cooking is done with feeling, you add seasoning until the spirit of your ancestors tell you to stop


gethonor-notringZ420

No for tequila shots!


maz-o

why would mexico need a 0.5g dispenser when they ship 99% of their stuff outside the borders in bulk


gprime312

Took me way too long.


Lollooo_

Literally me


NudelNipple

For all the… tequila shots. Right…right?


sack_of_potahtoes

Why didnt the color of the video change if he was in mexico?


starlordoli2022

Exactly


ArtichokeFar6601

It's for the tequila shots


CATNIP_IS_CRACK

So, it’s an oversized snuff bullet?


Cormagnon

oversized? or youre a bitch


bensefero

Hell yeah


Uvahdez88

Happy cake day


iamvenks

To every problem there’s a solution….


ATangK

There’s Japanese squirt bottles that will dispense exactly 5 or 15mL or whatever measurement you want each squeeze.


badalchemist85

good thing I get get medical grade liquid cocaine...


Birds_Are_Fake0

Medical grade liquid cocaine?? PFFFF.... Medical grade amphetamines in some gatorade is way better.


britterbal4

Crocidile dispenser


onlyhav

Oh shi, word?


ATangK

Can’t find a specific selling link but they look like the one this site talks about. https://enuchi.com/amp/5663/one-push-measuring-bottle


naughtyusmax

It’s using VOLUME to estimate the MASS of a non-homogenous aggregate of distinct solids? Edit: but I agree it’s still handy because it’s consistent


Kahnza

Probably. I'd wanna test it with my mg scale.


naughtyusmax

It depends on the size of the granules of the salt and it won’t work for thinks that have different density. This thing designed to dispense .5 gram of granulated pay will dispense .75 grams of powdered sugar and 3 grams of iron fillings and .01 grams of flaky kosher salt


definitelynotned

Yep but if you’re splitting shit of the same consistency it’s probably an easy shortcut


naughtyusmax

Yeah exactly especially because it gets more accurate the smaller the particles get. Liquid can be 100% accurate. It may not be .5 grams but once you figure out what it does weigh it should be accurate within 5% for cocaine id estimate if it has a smilies texture to talcum power.


twoscoop

Shit wouldn't work with the good stuff, the thing would get all gunked up and useless.


lakeshoremarlboro

This guy gets it 👏


Picturesquesheep

Liquids won’t be 100% accurate, they have different densities. It would dispense 0.5g of water say, but 4.5g of mercury. And that would fuck up my Merc and Cheese recipe.


Jason_-_Voorheez

That highly depends on the humidity. High humidity or sweaty palms usually tend to leave you with clumpy snowflakes instead of consistent powder


CrazybyRX

It has a very smiley texture


KO9

But how many grams of cocaine?


Johannes_Keppler

I looked it up online: about 5 times less than salt.


the_ju66ernaut

I don't know what you just said but I like your science words magic man


naughtyusmax

It’s trying to guess the effectively the weight of the amount of salt that can fit into a certain amount of space, unfortunately because salt is made if grains, it is not going to fill the chamber 100% and it could vary a lot depending on grain size. Example a cup of ice chows could be a lot of ice if you have small ice cubes much less if you have jumbo ice cubes. Also how may you can fit will depend on how they get arranged when you put them in the cup.


Anthraxious

While it's true ofc, at the scale of salt and 0.5g, does it really matter if it's off because grains stacked wrong or because a grain was bigger than the rest? At most it's gonna differ by tiny amounts, right? I still agree on principle ofc. They should att a ≈ just in case I guess.


subignition

Drugs


CorbecJayne

If you use it with another substance (pepper, cumin, cocaine) it will have a different density with the same volume, so the "0.5g" displayed will no longer be correct. Also, salt and other substances can clump together which can cause the dispenser to not fill entirely. Still, cool little device, I'd use it.


ravekidplur

Drugs. Some stuff you don’t even want to take more than 3mg more of your desired dose or very bad things can happen. If it was being used for the same exact powder every single time, surely you can figure out how much it spits out and adjust accordingly. But to go through numerous different batches of various powders and compounds could vary due to the nature of the compounds, and could be extremely inconsistent. When I used to do trippy research chemicals and stuff, we used an expensive lab grade scale to measure down to the .0x of an mg because the drugs were so sensitive


CreamyBeamyCompany

Americans do this shit all of the time. Measuring flour and sugar in cups instead of grammes. It makes no sense.


pblol

Everyone has a measuring cup here. Much less have a kitchen scale. I prefer European recipes for baking specifically because they use grams. Otherwise it barely matters.


CreamyBeamyCompany

Agreed, I'm specifically referring to baking


Low-Director9969

Well when the recipe calls for one quarter cup of sugar, and two cups of flour what the fuck are we supposed to do, not cook?


CreamyBeamyCompany

No, whoever wrote the recipe is supposed to use measurements that make sense. Measuring flour by volume means a cup has a different amount of flour in it every time that you measure out a cup.


podrick_pleasure

You don't need to be that exact when cooking most things, a small amount of variation won't matter. There are some things, bread baking comes to mind, that really do need to be exact. With bread people refer to formulas rather than recipes and things are measured by weight. Also, when measuring dry stuff with cups you use dry cups which are pretty exact in volume and can be leveled off so there's not as much variation as you're imagining.


CreamyBeamyCompany

When baking you do need to be exact. You get a weight variance of around 15% when measuring flour by dry cup.


podrick_pleasure

I mentioned there are some things (plural) that require ingredients to be more exact for which we do use mass instead of volume. I mentioned bread baking but I wasn't saying only that. My point still stands that most things don't have to be exact.


Much_Feed_280

It's a cup of flour, or a cup of sugar. I wanna know where people are finding super dense sugar.


CreamyBeamyCompany

I'm very confused by your comment. I have no idea what you mean by either sentence. Who is finding dense sugar?


Let_epsilon

They mean that a cup of sugar is going to weight around the same all the time because most "sugars" have the same density.


CreamyBeamyCompany

They won't, because the density has no relevance. Variance of weight when measuring white refined sugar by the cup is around 20%.


Dismal_Struggle_6424

Do you weigh eggs, and use a certain ratio of white:yolk by mass, or use the volume of an egg's contents? If the latter, how can the slight inaccuracies of using volume measurements have any effect on the outcome? You can only be as precise as your least precise measurement.


CreamyBeamyCompany

Yes, I do weigh eggs when baking. Variance of weight when measuring flour by dry cup is around 15%


Dismal_Struggle_6424

So you get in there with a pipette and remove 0.5g of white and 0.175g of yolk? You're insane or a liar, but I bet your baking is very good.


CleoDyret

If somebody snapped at Pablo Escobar to get his attention, and then said come here, i dont think he would be alive for much longer.


toolsoftheincomptnt

Escobar was Colombian I think the “Pablo” reference was generic?


Unexpected117

Unless it was his cousin


ToesyToeNails

He gonna order a hit on me from the afterlife? ooOooOOOo


SsiilvaA

6 grams per day with .5 gram blasts ![gif](giphy|q5Kz6XldJhPIA)


Johannes_Keppler

Cocaine has a way lower density. The *volume* of 5 grams of salt would be only 1 gram of coke.


SsiilvaA

Sooo.... what you're saying is i need to do more to catch up?


frisch85

So many people in here linking the OP to drugs but I'm just here remembering my gf telling me that they won't put a salt shaker on the table in a restaurant in MX because people used way too much salt (to the extend of being unhealthy) if you allowed them to. Which seemed weird to me because of how much coca cola is being consumed in MX (it's a freaking scheme I tell ya).


Breadfruit52

They don’t put out salt shakers because they’re trying to protect people’s health. They don’t put out salt shakers because it’s too damn expensive to give away the amount of salt people add to their food.


frisch85

Why not both? According to MSM salt has been adding to the health problem in MX.


Realistic_citsilaeR

Actually it's too aid hydration Mexican water is filtered AF so you don't get any minerals with it and with the weather generally being warm you get dehydrated/ drunk quicker There's a Mexican drink called a suero or Rusko which is lime, mineral water and salt / baking soda that's popular because it helps when your thirsty. Or hungover.


soviet-onion420

u/u/


NagoyaR

Everything smaller than salt is just gonna go in between the cracks and its gonna be nasty


LickingLamppostNow

You God damn right


thecryingman32

They forgot to consider that different drugs have different molar masses and density, so I'm reality it I'd only dispensing a certain volume of cocaine and not a certain weight


DanThePharmacist

I doubt this has a scale built in, in which case it just measures volume. So unless everything you put in it has the same density, it would most definitely result in either more or less than 0.5 grams.


justusingredditUSA

Pablo Escobar Season 7 confirmed


GoNdANTi

the perfect video does not exist..


-Purple-Orange-

r/snortscoke


Nacil_54

![gif](giphy|3L509UxBVy3opu3Ehe|downsized)


Elolet

As a motherfucker in Mexico I can confirm that we care a lot about the amount of salt we use in our food and when cooking… but also drugs.


GloriousPeen

This what the dealers in the states use to cut their shit smh


Catjacksepticeye128

Bro so true


CrazyDiamond5

I thought it was more usual to consume at US, Mexico sends it but where are the capos in US? Idk about it, Any way it is funny but the reality of it is not funny :/. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_prevalence_of_cocaine_use


Nell152

No excuses bruh "If Men can be replaced by machines then why not men can replace machines"


VickFVM

It would make more sense if it mentioned Colombia instead of Mexico


carapocha

A joke about black people: racist, end of the world A joke about mexican people: LOL, that's funny


muskybuskrat

A joke about black people about how we’re big lipped monkeys, rapists and thieves, yea that’s racist. If the joke was about Mexican people crossing the border to rape, then that’s racist as well. This is just a joke about cocaine.


victi11

jesse, we need to start cooking


Chrimmm

Half gram bumps? Damn!


Low-Director9969

They're called lumps


bIabshzjsn

![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10749)


Senor_Boombastic

That's more like people in the States.


Notworthanytime

st


True-Muffin-1211

I find vids like these interesting considering how Mexico only got pop for Cochin is cuz they we’re making so much money off of AMERICANS doin it


aj_knivv

People in Hollywood need it too. Probably more actually.. give it to them


Current-Research-720

![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10738)


glitterhairdye

I still don’t see a link for it. :(


Howiefeltherup

🤣🤣🤣


pabloe168

here, sup fam.


NeatAccountant2684

lol n stupid he thinks pablo would mess with 0.5g he used to handle lots of Kilos...(look up what it is lol)...boy mistake pablo for tyrone from his hood


bukithd

ITT: A lot of cocaine enthusiasts.


thomASSpynchon

*Alexa, play "Cocaine Socialism" by PULP*


Bob_El

That's me. I'm mf in Mexico.


Substantial-Flow-199

So much waste…


Responsible_Idea_622

Why the hell 0.59 grams? Why not 1 or 0.5? That 9 is going to make live way harder


Aggressive-Use-5657

Tuco is proud.


Specialist-Opening-2

Oh, I thought it was our high sodium


LeeroyDagnasty

Stop.. my haters are already too salty, they don’t need any help


8226

![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10729)


CommieWolf777

It's pronounced "Benzoylmethylecgonine"


pamofficer

Yo this blackahh monque tryna be funny no way


Agile_Statistician_9

Qué significa mfs ?


CrazyDiamond5

I thought it was more usual to consume at US, Mexico sends it but where are the capos in US? Idk about it, Any way it is funny but the reality of it is not funny :/.


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halof1n4lboss

As a mf in America I can confirm this will most likely be used in America


ElementalDuck

this is something that accomodates more for colombian needs


theunsuccessfulson

Pablo Escobar… the infamous Mexican


No_Government_68

I’ve done a 8 ball in one night and I felt like time was moving slow cause my mind was so fast


Small-Reading-3592

Mfs in Mexico saying that shit is skimpy for .05.


RealGaland

That would be good for Creatine


Thick_Step_8745

Order your yayo droper today. Here at....


Better-Pace-7929

bump for you, bump for you, skip you, youre cool, bump for you