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Choking on a woman’s foot is a better way to die than autoerotic asphyxiation

Choking on a woman’s foot is a better way to die than autoerotic asphyxiation

imhotep_themummiest

The fuck is wrong with you all?


NnyBees

Uhg, this guy again...always with the feet.


Billy_T_Wierd

A woman’s feet contain her essence


plutusdispater

Uh, no


Billy_T_Wierd

Yes. It objectively is


Griffin880

Subjectively it is. There is no objectivity in this topic.


Billy_T_Wierd

You might have a point, except for the fact that a woman’s feet contain her essence. Maybe the word “better” is what is causing the confusion. It wasn’t the best (ha!) word choice because it is so imprecise. But describing a woman’s essence is impossible—unless you’ve experienced it, you can’t understand. So I’m just going to have to ask you to trust me


Griffin880

Ok, if better wasn't the right word, what is?


Billy_T_Wierd

Maybe not a word, but a phrase: “closer to completeness,” or “more existentially fulfilling” might work. But it comes down to the fact that a woman’s feet contain her essence. You will objectively experience more of a woman’s essence. To me, that’s “better”


Griffin880

That would still be a subjective statement. We get it, you're into feet. Nothing wrong with that.


Billy_T_Wierd

But it isn’t subjective to say that you’ve experienced more of a woman’s essence. There is objectively more of a woman’s essence in her feet than in a belt around your neck. You can’t rationally argue against that


Griffin880

The subjective thing is that it's a more fulfilling way to die, which is what your post is about.


Billy_T_Wierd

But there is objectively more essence. That’s my point


RottenRobyn

This is the creepiest thing I’ve ever read lmao


CommunistNo2735

What an awful thing to read. What an awful image for you to put into my head.


Billy_T_Wierd

It’s not awful. A woman’s feet contain her essence. Experiencing a woman’s essence is a great way to die. That’s my point. I didn’t mean to be offensive to anyone who has lost someone to autoerotic asphyxiation or choking on a woman’s foot.


RottenRobyn

“a WoMaN’s FeEt CoNtAiN hEr EsSeNcE” Go outside


Billy_T_Wierd

Outside is the best place to see feet in the summer


Karpukoly

Wash the foot before putting in the mouth


Billy_T_Wierd

There’s a trick to this. Wash the foot only using water and friction. Do not let manufactured products interfere with a woman’s true essence What I have found works best is to have a woman wash her feet as she normally does but not to apply any lotion or after shower products. Then have her put on clean cotton socks and go exercise for as long as she’s comfortable. Let her cool down for about an hour, and then remove her shoes and her socks, bury your face into her soles, and inhale as deeply as you can


udontnojak

O be fair choking during cannibalism is far more sinister than a woopse with a belt or whatever. Edit gammer/spelling


I_Looove_Pizza

I like positive thinking like this