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gentlemanjosiahcrown

Look man, Lonely Island did an entire song about why you’re wrong. It isn’t gay in a threeway


Perjink

With a honey in the middle there's some leeway!


Danocaster214

The area's gray in a one, two, three-way.


ParagonSaint

Its quite clear when you see thr instant replayy


Crankiee

Maybe two is enough, that’s what they’ll say.


dannyzuko0

But we'll say "Hell no!" 1-2-3 way


PitrekTwojkrol

Ye ye ye ye-ye


WolfgangVolos

...you guys are still here? -loudly munches on cereal-


JoshuaBarbeau

And all of that was okay, cuz it was in a three way


1daysmart_1daydumb

r/redditsings


Planet_Sheen54

r/redditsings


JoshuaBarbeau

Normally I don't get down with dudes, but tonight is a special exception...


The-Insomniac

I'll go find my jar of honey


Perjink

Only one though!


moosesdontmoo

Smh people already forgot about the Golden Rule. This rule dates back to Ancient Greece.


ZBGOTRP

I'm talking about Caesar!


i247_365

Caesar?! I never touched her!


FOMO_BONOBO

Its not gay of the balls don't touch.


KeegorTheDestroyer

Come on man, don't be such a homophobe...it's 2021! The balls can absolutely touch you just have to say "no homo" first


thisissaliva

Does it count if it’s non-verbal? Say I have the word “NO” written on my balls and the gentleman has “HOMO” written on his and the balls touch - are we cool?


XStasisX

Walks in eating cereal, "oh you guys are still here?"


w00dm4n

no eye contact in a devil's 3 way?


PhilL77au

Only if it's to get their attention for a high-5


soupdatazz

It's not gay if you're wearing socks


Thahnkureddit

“ to impress a chick, do the helicopter dick”


Sailing_4th

Not with that attitude.


SaltMineSpelunker

In this economy?


5ilverMaples

With that haircut??


WTWIV

On my watch?


TheSeansei

With those legs?


striped_frog

Localized entirely within your kitchen?


LoogyHead

At this hour?


cbk101

In this timezone?


turtlelife1

With that camera?


Mirvuuson

On that counter?


retyfraser

In my bed


DarthCruise

Can I see it?


CzarCW

No.


Dauwse

They said axe, not axe wound...


Material-Imagination

And my axe?


ThisMojoSoDope

Especially your axe


B-man44

Yes


glabel35

Can I see it?


striped_frog

No


pierrotboy13

Seymore, the house is on fire!


num1AusDoto

In front of my salad?


robbversion1

And my axe!


shothastar

that yee yee haircut


WittyRabbit27

Wearing crocs?!


NeverSawAvatar

To shreds you say? How's his husband?


moniqueheartslaugh

In front of my salad?


jncheese

You got that straight


titan_7

Not since the accident


shouldidrophim

In front of my salad?


I_AM_FERROUS_MAN

Exactly. u/Sailing_4th is just likely overlooking intersex people. If you have 3 people with female and male genetalia, then it's mathematically equivalent to a 6 way (sexsome, I'm assuming or a severely missed opportunity). Person 1 Penis (M) to Person 2 Vagina (F), Person 2 mouth (F) to Person 3 Penis (M), Person 3 Mouth (M) to Person 1 Mouth (F). And that's just the vanilla and no equipment ring topologies. Also on the [Kinsey scale](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinsey_scale), most people aren't completely gay or completely straight. So really, statistically, the minority is fully straight or fully gay couplings.


TheAveragePsycho

I feel like you are making this more complicated than it needs to be and also kind of missing the point. If we have 2 guys in the room and 1 girl but the guys don't interact with each other are we gonna argue that's not a threesome? Following the logic that aslong as there is no (M) to (M) or (F) to (F) interaction you have straight sex that works. But regardless of interaction you still have either 2 vaginas or penises in the room. Which I think is OP's point and that doesn't change with intersex people


Kayo4life

I once had a though, what if you had gathered a group of people, had person 1 M putting their dick in a Vagina, being fucked and the ass, eating someone out, and it repeats with the next person but with slightly different variables


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XStasisX

Apparently 5.62 bananas got together to put their dick in a vagina. This is like a way worse version of the 3 kids in a trenchcoat sneaking into an r rated movie.


Crosseyed_Benny

Naughty bot


Ludovician42

good bot


Milkhemet_Melekh

Good bot.


0DMATH0

>sexsome Isn't that the famous basketball player?


MasterApprentices

Or the 2 men can not know about each other while she’s stuck in a hole in the wall. I’ve seen an instructional video!


Zetenrisiel

Wouldn't that be a gangbang, or double-team or something? I always imagined a threesome as everyone touching each other and looking at each other and stuff.


joejill

Effle tower her.. look into each other's eyes.


Zetenrisiel

Bro...


da_fishy

Bro :’)


XStasisX

Aww bro...


joejill

What? Everyone would be touching each other and looking at each other.. as in your imagination


Zetenrisiel

Lol it was a sentimental Bro..., not a judgemental one!


PM_ME_CUTE_OTTERS

It was a "bro" not a "b r u h" moment


BrutalFuckingTruth

Broment


DerangedGinger

It's not gay when it's in a three way. With a honey in the middle there's some leeway.


turtl3magic

The area's gray in a 1 2 3 way


BushyOreo

Key and peel. *doing it with my bro* https://youtu.be/ki6QyIh4ygo


FlowJock

Thank you from the bottom of my heart.


Comsicwastaken

those guys got a sketch for every societal concept


BiNumber3

2012.... How did I miss this one


schlagers

First one to laugh loses


LocalInactivist

I’ve always assumed you needed four to make it a gangbang. There’s an implication that the number of males is significantly larger than the number of females. For an orgy you need at least four people. I feel that at least one person has to have sex with two people at the same time. Coupling up then switching partners isn’t an orgy, it’s swapping. Also, the sex has to be semi-public. Three couples running off to three bedrooms isn’t an orgy. It’s coming home from a party in your 20s. To make it an orgy there have to be at least four people having sex in the same room and at least one has to have sexual contact with two or more others at the same time. For that reason I tend to put the line at five people, just to be sure. The last thing you want is to tell the amazing story about how you and Billie and Merle and Joey had an orgy after the Niners game and then have someone claim it wasn’t really an orgy because there wasn’t any anal or any man-on-man action or because no one got DP’d.


Supercoolguy7

You can have any gender ratio for a gamgbang as long as a one (or a small number) of the participants are being ganged up on during sex


ghrayfahx

Exactly. As a bi guy my fantasy is to be the center of a bi gangbang. Hell, I can’t even find any good porn on the topic.


imhiddy

That really surprises me, considering Rule #34 and all. Just bing/pornhub "mmf bi" or something and go from there?


ghrayfahx

There’s some bi MMF porn out there. Most of it is buff blonde dudes and fake AF looking women. When I’m looking for a really big challenge I try to find bi mmf porn with a BBW. There is VERY little and I’m pretty sure I’ve seen all 5 videos that exist.


Senkyou

There's a few good ones with Rae Lil Black out there. I'm not bi (I don't think lol) but I enjoyed them a lot they definitely explored the dudes' bisexuality more than most mmf threesomes. I can't remember the names but if I remember I can maybe add it later today when I'm not at work.


namedly

A recent episode [of Dan Savage’s ‘Savage Lovecast’ podcast discussed this.](https://www.savagelovecast.com/episodes) Two common versions are: * like you described, three people having sex with each other where everyone involved wants to have sex with the others, or * where one partner wants the threesome and the other wants to help/be involved but isn’t interested in having sex with the third. Dan described this like two moons orbiting a planet where the moons don’t interact with each other and only the single partner.


Zetenrisiel

Hmm always on the lookout for a new podcast, thanks!


namedly

Yeah, I really enjoy this podcast. I don’t agree with 100% of everything he says but I feel like it has helped me get some healthy mindsets in place like it is best to get yourself “in good working order” before seeking out a long-term relationship and you likely won’t find your “the one” but you can find your 0.85 that you can round up to one.


Penguator432

It’s called a spitroast


Delicious-Mango83

Nah, definitely don't all have to be touching. For example: - MFM is an acronym wherein there is just male/female interaction - MMF indicates that the men will be interacting with one another as well as with the woman.


AquaticGlimmer

I didn't know this. If I search mfm vs mmf on porn sites will I get different results? All this time I was using mmf for every search when maybe I wanted mfm


Trymv1

No, you won’t. The MMF and MFF-style tags are just to subcategory the participants. The only tag that sees the guys interact in threesomes is just literally “Bisexual.”


utay_white

Some people might think that but plenty of others don't.


Not_The_Truthiest

That kind of sounds more like 2 2-somes happening at the same time.


ParagonSaint

"Don't think of it as a three way. Think of it as having sex with your girlfriend, while someone else also has sex with your girlfriend. " -Aldous Snow


SuperPotatoPancakes

Like a 4-legged race but sex.


mad_mike51

False! Science has proven it is only gay if your balls touch. Source: I was in a straight threesome and my balls accidentally touched the other blokes now we're engaged to be married.


facelesstex

The good ending


mr_mcpoogrundle

A happy ending no doubt


IamMuffins

Congratulations?


That-looks-infected

Cheers mate. This made me laugh out loud. Also made me call a mate I havent talked to since....well....


KorahRahtahmahh

Since your balls touched?


That-looks-infected

I was overzealous and may have initiated sphere to sphere contact, yes.


KorahRahtahmahh

Judging by the fact that you have not heard from him since the globular conjunction, I’d say he wasn’t quite excited


RaininPandas

I don’t know man, I have a straight threesome with me, myself and I, every night.


gofatwya

No, that's a lonesome.


fish_swim_shady

my mom calls me handsome


Mirvuuson

ಠ_ಠ


Not1ToSayAtoadaso

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


ManiacSpiderTrash

There’s a broken arms joke hiding somewhere in this thread.


eddiedeli

This ain't a porno scene, it's a broken arms race?


Roasted_Turk

This is a hell of a throwback


only___dar___ic

High IQ


taste-like-burning

Answer there! That's the daily double!


Brocky70

RIP Alex Trebek


0110bot

*sad jeopardy sounds*


slower-is-faster

No she’s saying, “what are you doing with your hand son?”


football871

That's just wholesome


majorjoe23

Using two hands of the same gender? I don’t know, man...


[deleted]

Seems a little gay


RoiKK1502

Orgy for one


ColJackOneil

G-Eazy would be proud!


alafantango

Idk man, eiffel tower ain't that gay. It's homiesexual.


PM_TELETUBBY_PORN

Assuming the middle is different from the ends


TheGameChallenger

Can we first address your username?


RoyalJokerJester

Seems, to me, pretty simple. If you have Teletubby pornography then private message them the links. I'm sure they would appreciate it and enjoy it.


-The-Goat

He wants you to pm him tellytubby porn, was there anything else we should cover?


PM_TELETUBBY_PORN

Sure, but don't think I'll be bamboozled into a gay Eiffel tower


kynthrus

All threesomes are full straight because it ain't gay when it's in a threeway.


SmashMyGash

With a hunny in the middle there’s some leeway.


LudensNeko

The areas grey in a one two threeway


CoolHeadedLogician

aint no fun if the homies can't have none


nastafarti

Is that the same thing as "the wobbly H?" Yeah, I think OP hasn't really thought this through enough.


FilliusTExplodio

Basically, but with the Eiffel Tower the two guys high five at some point, creating the top of the tower.


ooo-f

It's fully straight if you softly whisper "no homo" before doinking


WillMoose23

Don't forget, you gotta have socks on too


ForeverSJC

really ? well... too late now


Sloppygrilldchz

It stays fully straight in a MMF if you follow some rules. Always rotate in a clockwise motion, no eye contact, and only 1 high five allowed.


OhSoSorryWrongHole

but how does the penises dock


Dryctnath

Everyone knows one of them opens up to swallow the other.


RidicuLyssa07

I thought they intertwined. Like the snakes on the medic alert bracelet.


gunnardt

Docking is actually a thing. Google on your own risk


wyssaj01

Definitely NSFW but not as bad as I thought. Usually when a redditor says do something at your own risk, it’s really bad. This isn’t the worst thing ever.


captainvancouver

Yes, and no staring at the other dudes thick delicious man-meat.


SelmaFudd

If you can't look up and can't look down where the fuck can you look?


4nimagnus

Inwards


hakunamatootie

MMF threesomes are the path to enlightenment


RoyalJokerJester

Damnit. That shit was deep.


julioarod

Take a gander at those hairy man nips


parent_over_shoulder

You mean MFM the 2 M’s are touching in MMF for a reason


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pentaduck

Good bot


Electronic_Ad5481

Wouldn't, wouldn't a straight threesome be mmf or mff where none of the same sex individuals touch each other?


SmartAssGary

Socially distant threesome


peely_gonna_stealy

Hetero distant threesome


HoosDare

That would be mfm or fmf if the same sex isn't touching.


BILOXII-BLUE

That's much too close, m-f-m / f-m-f


Mattho

Does that guy have two penises?


annuidhir

You don't?


iAmDinesh

Then it's just threesome for one and twosome for two.


Karpukoly

Hole in two


KhaosElement

Aint no dude on dude contact in a traditional spitroast.


mygirthright

Unless they high five. That’s always allowed


AlmaDelDiablo

The good ole Eiffel Tower.


[deleted]

The eiffel tower has 2 intermediate levels. Level 3, the top level, is the high-five. Level 1 is the girl. Level 2 is you and your homie kissing passionately.


RGB_ISNT_KING

Unless you are thinking, "Damn, what an attractive member of the same sex, I would like to romantically or sexually be involved with this other person" during said threeway, you're not bi or gay. Yall seem to forget that being gay or bi requires an attraction to the same sex as you, and that's all there is to it. Cant believe you guys have sexualities so fragile.


tdopz

Right? I think if you need all these external rules to prove your sexuality then your probably somewhere on the bi spectrum. You're sexually attracted to who you are sexually attracted to. This would be the defining trait in determining your sexuality, yeah?


grahag

Swingers do it all the time. Two women on 1 guy and two guys on one woman, all without sexually interacting with the same sex.


Chadwickr

You can if you keep your socks on


brettorlob

& you can't have a great threesome of any kind if that matters to you.


murfmurf123

Ive never left a threesome unsatisfied. I guess it just all depends on who you invite to the party 🥳


Braveshado

Can't leave a threesome unsatisfied if you've never had one. 😎


DigitalPranker

What the fuck were you smoking in the shower?


GigaPeePee

Two poles


Elevenst

2 players don't necessarily have to interact with each other, they can still have completely hetero sex, just in the company of one they are not attracted to. So *yes*. Yes, you can have a fully straight threesome.


FlakeyGurl

Listen.... You can't make me think this hard. 🤣


colonialfunk

It’s only gay if the balls touch.


Mattmannnn

Two guys pounding one girl isn’t gay


v-_-v

Seems like somebody has forgotten about the [golden rule](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw)!


kaneabel

Guess OP never seen a DP video?


ReverendHerby

What if there's two men and a woman, and the woman has a privacy curtain across his stomach? Edit: Oops. Her stomach


CruddlesPlz

> his stomach Hmmm...


alexportman

They're all dudes! Busted!


ghostboybray

What about Guy, Girl, and Non-binary


callunquirka

What if it's 3 non-binary people on "opposite" sides of the gender triangle? That's like, Shroedinger's gay.


Devils_Ombudsman

Sounds closer to Pauli's Exclusion Principle. Two or more individuals with the same gender cannot occupy the same quantum state within a straight threesome simultaneously.


mrkhan2000

I, my girlfriend and the dog would like to disagree.


Mirvuuson

You can have a straight line of gay threesome.


AutomaticRoom6103

i beg to differ


Ronotrow2

Depends on your definition of straight my friend. On a breezy day we all sway


themilkman03

Well from just one of the participants' perspective it could be fully straight 😤


xElMerYx

Nah man, It's okay when it's in a 3-way. It's not gay when it's in a 3-way. With a honey in the middle, there's some leeway. The area's grey in a 1-2-3-way


Daveinatx

"You" can, however the other two aren't.


[deleted]

So many people in denial in these comments lol. Guys, it's like Ron White proved to us, "We're all a little gay, it's just to what extent".


mowoki

I don't know about you, but I would call a spit roast a straight threesome.


Tnt540

[It's not gay if it's in a three-way](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw)


FullMeltxTractions

Sure you can. If the people of the same sex agree that they're not going to interact sexually. Think spit roast.


Wolv90

OP might be talking Mike Pence style, eye contact is considered sex