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48” Lift

48” Lift

The_Android_Penguin

This is how I used to draw monster trucks in primary school


lil-newport

When you driving home and see the truck you drew in kindergarten pull up on you


simple_twice

except you probably omitted all the important parts being 9" off the ground


anonymousjeeper

It’s inspection day, the mudders are at home.


superperps

Yup. Seen this all the time in PA.


eibv

FL plates. We don't inspect in FL.


luckeycat

No Bumper height restrictions?


rybread761

Over 5,000 pounds - nope.


HoneyRush

No bumper, no restrictions


Frolicking-Fox

Thanks, was wondering why the stock tires were on this.


BucketFullOfRats

It looks like a baby’s pram 💀


hospitalizedGanny

The pram can take corners faster though


BucketFullOfRats

Both occupants of both vehicles will scream at you, at least the baby isn’t throwing slurs


kroo84

Same thing


DrImNotFukingSelling

When a Gun and Virga just aren’t enough…BAM💥 48” duche-mobile. Just riiiiiight!


PaulClarkLoadletter

You got the penis size correct.


DuckAHolics

It’s actual wheels and tires are probably at a different shop being mounted and balanced or it’s tractor tires are on the trailer since they’re not rated for highway use.


Rillist

Exactly. These are transport tires. That isn't shitty, that truck is built for a purpose


ShonuffofCtown

Overcompensation


graffiti_hunter

Funny how a lot of people float off thinking about a guy’s penis when they see a lifted truck


clumsykitten

You can overcompensate for a lot of things, funny how your mind went to penises.


ShonuffofCtown

Hahaha! Got 'em! I think I triggered an overcompensator


graffiti_hunter

Oh boy you got me good! 🏆


graffiti_hunter

Oh yea like what in this situation would you be talking about? You might be the only oddball off the whole post that comes up with something different but…


thesingularity004

They're overcompensating for their insecurities. They then tie their entire identity to their physical belongings instead of realizing/acknowledging how much of an absolute insufferable human they are. They're not all like that, but the majority that I've had contact with are. I try not to jump to conclusions like most of the cunts here though.


Johnnylongball

Lots of assumptions here… Could it possibly be that he/she likes the way a crazy lifted truck looks??


tylanol7

They look stupid


dumboy

There is no purpose where this is the best choice. Too expensive. Too much liability. Too limited. Get a fucking CDL and/or some self respect.


disinterested_a-hole

What purpose? That thing is useless for any application other than tipping over.


Huckorris

Mud bogging.


wowcows

Not any good purpose. Can't do shit for work in it.


Rillist

Mudding is a perfectly good purpose and that's exactly what this thing was built to do. Would I do it? No. Is this a shitty mod? Also no. Its got a fully fabricated chassis with frame reinforcement, swing arms and remote reservoir shocks. Theres a ton of money and time in this.


DontEatTheMagicBeans

Better things to do in life than work


rossdamanz

I wish more people had this mindset.


MR2Rick

This truck should be on the trailer with the tires as well and not legal for highway use. This truck is basically a 6,000-7,000 pound missile that bypasses the safety features - like bumpers, crumple zones and crash bars - of most other vehicles.


Tswizzy36

This is a mud truck, florida plates means no inspection, plus he has no rear taillights. i bet the big tires are getting mounted and balanced.


fierohink

Taillights are integrated in rear bumper similar to the style of corvette round rear taillights on GM trucks. There will not be any big tires in this trucks future. This is the style they were going for. 100% form over function. Only slightly better than Carolina lean. Totally useless either way.


Tswizzy36

Oh god they are in the bumper WTF WHY


PhoebusQ47

That still makes the owner a giant piece of shit for driving a vehicle that effectively bypasses all safety measures.


SmokinBacon

It’s the equivalent of skipping leg day at the gym


teriaksu

...everyday for 50 years or so


Thewaybackmachine54

That’s definitely not a 48” lift that’s a standard 3 foot or so long king coilover combined with stock specs it’s like a 18” lift


gtchucker86

its not really a shitty mod, they put those tires on for daily road use as they roll a lot faster on pavement and its easier to park. On the weekends they slap on the offroad wheels then drive to the trails


Rottenaddiction

U might b right since it looks like high pinion axles, I thought the axles looked a lil puny an still do. All that lift is gonna make the center of gravity a nightmare an a tipping warning


ranch_style_beans

Also possible that they needed a new set of tires so they slapped these on for now. A minimum of $2000 for a new set of tires is a lot of money.


LobsterJockey

Assuming their like 45” or so with a lift like that, so a new set will like be a minimum of $5k.


graffiti_hunter

I was about to say my 37s ran over 2k


SeriouslySlyGuy

Personally I'd rather wait till all my shit is ready before driving around looking like an idiot like this guy.


youknow99

The "right" tires on that truck wouldn't last 5000 miles on the highway and wouldn't be DOT approved anyways. This is the safe and legal way to drive it from place to place.


MR2Rick

I doubt it is legal, since the DOT mandates things like bumper heights and it is definitely not safe to other driver. In a collision with a smaller vehicle that truck will most likely go over the crumple zones and crash bars resulting in a very high chance of severely injuring or killing the occupants of the other vehicle.


youknow99

Things like bumper height are per state law. I dont believe Florida has a restriction for vehicles over 5000 lbs.


MR2Rick

It would have to be Florida (I live there). In any sensible state, the regulations for larger vehicles would be stricter as the greater weight/momentum, lower maneuverability and longer stopping distances mean they pose a greater risk to other vehicles.


youknow99

It tends to be the opposite actually. There are less restrictions on larger vehicles because they are typically for commercial use and need some leeway. The Hummer H2 was intentionally built to exceed a weight limit because at the time anything heavier than that didn't have to report MPG numbers to the EPA.


converter-bot

5000 miles is 8046.72 km


ShowMeOnTheElmo

You don’t want to drive on the highway with big ass tires like what this truck could fit. Those really knobby off-road tires aren’t technically legal on regular roads, and they would get worn away so quickly at high speeds. They’re meant for low speed off roading and rock climbing. So he totally could have the correct tires ready to go, and just swapped these on for driving on the highway. All that said, it still looks really stupid. Plus the truck is basically useless as a proper work vehicle now, so I don’t know why he’d go through the trouble of swapping on highway tires and driving it regularly, you might as well just get a regular car and save yourself a bunch of hassle.


ranch_style_beans

Not disagreeing with you here. The truck looks stupid like this. I wouldn’t drive it like that either. Truck would stay parked until I got the right size tires put on.


The_White_Light

Those big tires are probably not highway legal, so the driver might have em towed separately and then attached close to where they're mudding.


stallion-mang

Trails lmao


sjenkins6936

How do these things keep from rolling? It just seems like it'd be easy to do with it's center of gravity so high.


AdmiralDA

Well it's really easy for them to roll, especially when the driver makes a quick steering correction when they look up from their movie or the text they're sending while they drive.


country-hick

It’s not like you’d think. I daily drove a truck on 54” tires. It was a blast in the mud and always turned heads. You just have to pay attention a little more.


Agent_Ayru

>always turned heads. Those aren't glances of admiration 90% of the time lol


country-hick

Zero fucks given, I loved my 20’s 20 years ago.


gatorthesavior

Straight like that.


IndoorGoalie

I think he meant on these tires. Of course appropriate wheels will do just fine. That said; how often do you take your mini monster into the woods?


country-hick

I’m a desert dweller. During monsoon season I took it out every chance I had!


yabacam

> 54” tires how the hell do you even get into the truck at that point? I got 33" tires and I'm 6'3", I have to do a little hop or whatever to get to the seat. I couldn't imagine another 20+ inches of that.


country-hick

I’m a little shorter at 6’1”. From the drivers side you open the door, left foot on the tire, right arm the seat, left arm on the door panel, right leg into the floor board and boom you’re up. Edit: a 54” tire only lifts the vehicle 10.5” as half the circumference is up top.


yabacam

> 10.5” as half the circumference is up top. ah yeah that makes sense totally forgot about that part.. 10.5" is still quite the difference, but definitely not as bad as I was thinking.


MEatRHIT

> half the circumference Diameter*


youknow99

You're technically both correct. Yay circles!


ShowMeOnTheElmo

I’m not sure diameter guy is actually correct. Circumference is correct here, but half the diameter is just a radius. And I’m not sure if the radius is relevant to this particular measurement.


youknow99

Diameter guy is actually the more correct one. Radius of the tire is center line of the axle. So as diameter increases, the truck gets diameter/2 taller, which is the radius. Circumference increases, but that's a measure of distance traveled per rotation.


ShowMeOnTheElmo

Fair enough, circles were something I struggled with the most in geometry lol


CaptianRipass

How do you get into the truck? Well if you weight 90kg like I do, you park the truck 300m away and use a trebuchet


Rocko9999

Perfect for flipping over with minimal braking.


black65Cutlass

It will look better when he puts the Super Swampers back on it.


yakayah

No fucking way. I saw that same truck yesterday. https://imgur.com/a/kdxnUJQ


bkussow

It's a mud truck on road tires. This sub is good for a few every week.


stallion-mang

So it gets even shittier


capitlj

That's like, your opinion man


Jaydenel4

Well, those are definitely the placeholder wheels and tires


slwrthnu_again

It’s not the lift and smaller tires that gets me, that I understand. It’s the shaved tail lights and roll pan that does. Did this use to lay frame and then they decided they wanted to off-road? Owner had a mini-truck before this and the styling continued on to the new truck? That roll pan ain’t gonna be happy when it hits something while it’s off-roading.


StrykerXM

They do this to lower the lights to meet the maximum height allowed for lights front and rear. Each state is a bit different on those regulations.


i_love_pencils

It’s the exhaust tip that gets me…


slwrthnu_again

Oh the exhaust is awful but it’s also so common I forgot about it by the time I made the comment.


CaptianRipass

Buddy has colour matched door handles, mirrors and bumpers... but the fuel fill hatch is black The mirrors are odd too, they look like they're from a later 90s jelly bean f150


Yo_Fadre

Why's nobody talking about that muffler? Totally not compensating for anything about the driver


TowelRackInDenial

The whole truck SCREAMS tiny penis right wing hick


xTheShamanX

Skipped leg day I see


xjosh666

At least it appears to have a proper four-link on it.


IDK221400

looks like just transport tires since normal ones probably get torn up on the road, looks like a mud truck.


baggypants69

Helps on gas mileage. You don't always want the big tires on. Lol


Wocktivist

Oh god the exhaust. Why?


ogbundleofsticks

Was this on i75 yesterday heading southbound? If so it turned my head


Golden_Eag20

Why you don't skip leg day


AlbinoFuzWolf

Inspection day, I swear I put more work into my car before and after inspection than I do the rest of the year.


eibv

Nope. Florida plates and we don't inspect.


AlbinoFuzWolf

Weird choice then lol, must be nice living in a state where winter doesn't melt the steel into rust on your car! Half our dealerships haul your old cars up here so we can get the last two years out of them


eibv

I'm less than a mile to the ocean, so I get plenty of salt spray, but it's usually the roof rusting before anything else.


AlbinoFuzWolf

Forgot about that stuff. For me it's things like subframe or wishbones


Daddy-Worf

Reminds me of an ironing board Edit: wait does it just not have taillights or are they painted body color with like translucent paint?


graffiti_hunter

They are located in the roll pan


1970chargerRT

Why would anyone do this to their truck is beyond me. I can't imagine how that truck handles flat elevation turns.


capitlj

Monster trucks do this same exact thing, they have one set of wheels and tires for transport and another set they put on when it's time to party.


1970chargerRT

Wouldn't the suspension have to be more capable to handle monster truck tires?


capitlj

For legit monster truck tires yes, for something a lot bigger than these wheels and tires but still not quite Monster Truck size, no. The suspension on this thing is actually pretty beefy and looks like it was done properly.


andthendirksaid

They do it because this truck isn't for flat elevation turns. Its for mudding and off roading. This is either to go get something else done to it or they're not allowed to drive with the tires its meant to have, or they don't want to run their mudding tires on pavement.


anonymousperson767

Narrator: it's never been mudding or off road. The body paint matched control arms tells me this thing is a mall crawler. And the 12" exhaust tip.


toolenthusiast

How does painted suspension and an exhaust tip mean it's never been off-road? If your already spending the several thousand dollars needed for a build like this of course you would paint those control arms, hell they're basically eye level man, I'd want to look at well painted nice looking suspension.


MJ349

V e r y s l o w l y.


M3ttl3r

Small Dick Energy


DabbinDan303

Don’t post lifted trucks here people with small peepee’s get mad.


straystrat06

ikr


iameloso

The taller the lift the shorter the shlong


YamahahahaR3

Dang people with stanced cars must have massive dongs


Wu_han_klan

I have a stanced truck cannot confirm


badnewsbeaver

I think it's more of a bell curve


YamahahahaR3

That makes sense


WitheMann

When u want make a monster truck but payday is only once a mounth


Highlander2748

I bet Florida Man is driving it.


TriumphAnt462X0

Waiting for the next stimulus check...


nustyruts

Military discharge check came up 4 swampers short...


francocaspa

2mph wind will tip it over.


unnecessarychaos

Y'all are morons


MSGinSC

This is driven by the type of person that gets a hate boner whenever they see a Prius or Tesla.


Razafraz11

Hate body lifts like this


Im_Chad

Where’s the body lift? That’s a full coil over lift kit


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litefoot

It’s actually a well built truck. It’s got full King coil overs. I bet it rides like caddy.


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straystrat06

ikr


freefuzzin

sweet rims!


highway-dreamer

If this car was a person... well... you know the circus clowns who walk around on stilts?


ShowMeOnTheElmo

If this truck was a person, they’d be all legs and no torso, and they’d wear a size 5.


FlaAirborne

What color chassis lighting? It makes a difference, you know.


kelrunner

A high wind will turn this baby into a sail boat.


BRockStar916

Florida Man


ludwig2023

Drivers passing by: why this highway smell like sh\*t?!?!? Never mind.


scroto-mc

Two things, this truck has never been off-road and the owner has a tiny penis


Dub537h

Shaved taillights too?!


1895red

More dollars than sense.


iamjomos

Thank for telling us you know absolutely nothing about cars


GreenEquinox

dosnt do much since the dif is only like 10 in off the ground


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Come on man


superultramega002

yeah good luck turning at more than 3 mph. i hope that thing drops but somehow i doubt it does.


Luminox

Tiny PP


davecg

Tell me you have a tiny pp and shitty taste with out saying it.


ICT3Dguy

\*\*"Wheels and tires don't come with the truck"


JohnDanger95

Hopefully he’s headed to buy the tires and wheels to match that lift.


Squiggledog

Talk about digital zoom.


BlitzWing1985

Normally when I see things like this posted I'll look out for the following. Is the front drive shaft connected? is it as clean as a show room fresh car? does it have a lot of cosmetic mods or any expensive stuff that would be counter productive to a off roader, mudder truck? This I'm fairly sure is a show truck just on whatever daily wheels he's got laying around to make life easier. By the rules of the sub it can be well done and shitty and I'd think this fits that.


stoned-derelict

You laugh but he'll be king when Florida is mostly underwater


Usagiyama

Some real Inspector Gadget-level shit.


inept-pillock

Of course it’s Ocala


Criket

Everyone where making fun of him... Until the flooding come.


theMeatSauce88

No taillights and a 50 gallon barrel for the exhaust


Pleasant_Skeleton4

I like lifted trucks but not THIS lifted


Muddyp4nda

Someone missed leg day...


SpecificNonfunction

Tired of not tipping over when taking a slow turn? We can fix that!


Haunting_Campaign431

“Dems ma street tires”


Dank_Pingu

I shrink out of sympathy


MadLaamaDisease

Plain idiot.


Soup1212

Where are the tail lights?


That_Trapper_guy

Next paycheck man, I'll buy a tire a paycheck.


redzilla500

Mom said it was my turn to use the dumbbells


LezBfriendz47

Phenomenal cosmic truck lift! Itty-bitty stock tires


SurealGod

The center of gravity on that car is so high, a small fart could knock it over


pjmcandr

Never skip leg day


UseYouForTargets

Wonder what blows more shit out the ass, that truck’s tail pipe or his hippo ass


Old_Wishbone3773

How the radio though?


TypeRumad

Uhhh... Did he also *delete* his taillights?


EJKLINGER

more like a 6 inch lift, and those wheels and tires are just for transport.


Thathandsome-fella

Tell me you skip leg day without telling me you skip leg day.


bbheim2112

Not surprised this is in Florida. How do you have a wanker that small???


datsunman

I knew it was Florida before I even saw the tag.


rickyjames22

Why?


fireborn123

Poor thing skipped leg day


UnquestionableLime

My big tires are in the shop.


tryinda

NEVER MISS LEG DAY!!!!!!


PSPHAXXOR

100% chance this truck has never gone off road.


shrek7676

Somebody been skippin leg day.


Cheetah_Heart-2000

Next tax return


Zangriel

Looks like shopping cart 😂


The_HomerLogic

Florida! Of course. I was so close, I would have said Texas or California.


mx5e46

That is the saddest monster truck I've ever seen


JacobClarke15

It would look better if it had like 37” tires, oh and ya know, tail lights??


Pizzamaster89

Wouldnt need to lift it on 37s. a little trimming some flares and save $4500 on suspension parts. But that makes no sense as that would increase ground clearance and this guy obviously doesnt care about that. He would rather show off how much money he has (or used to have) while doing nothing but hurting the performance of his vehicle.


psebastian21

I mean, you have to be very insecure or yourself to bother to raise your center of gravity two or three meters, with the corresponding safety penalties, while at the same time leaving your whole transmission system at the same, stock height.


littleRedmini

It blows my mind when I see these kinds of lifts. The axles are still low so what’s the point of raising the body of the truck? You still have the same clearance as a regular truck. You just need a ladder to get inside though. 🙄


knowledgeable_diablo

Gotta see over that traffic!


Sneaky2233

Bluetooth Diff


Mr-Tiddles-

The real "never skip leg day"


Pizzamaster89

Someone needs to remind this guy that bigger tires are the only way to get more ground clearance. Lifts are only.to.clear bigger tires. This guy has to have a ladder to get in and still smacks his axles on speedbumps. Idiot