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seanmarshall

When I grow up o want to be a truck.


Dadfite

"ITS NOT **JUST** A PHASE, MOM!"


j3scott

Read this in the song of “John the fisherman “ by primus


HAMMY875

Mom can we have a truck? Mom: no we have a truck at home Truck at home:


simple_username11

The General Flea


seanmarshall

Took me a second.


-teaqueen-

Help me


awthatstobad

Gen. Lee


-teaqueen-

Thank you!


TrollGoo

The Generally


ProlapsedGapedAnus

*Horn noises*


teeim

^help ^^meeeee


sillykinesis

With a dash of Boss Hogg 🐂 thrown in.


M37r0p13x

🎵🎵🎵 I'm a Civic that backfires through the block Like a piece of shit lightning Passing everything in sight I'm the best pals the JDM boys ever had I'm fucked up on the highway Lookin', bad, bad, bad I'm a knight, like the kind in shitty armor With my $12 body polish kit gleaming I'm a fighter at the start If trouble comes your way Just ask for the General Lee My friends all know me as the General Flea 🎵🎵🎵


FunJ11

A court summons for when you key someone's car with those antlers at a home depot parking lot


J_spec6

Or knock someone over with those tow mirrors


UltraSTONED

it might have already happened lol looks like there was a flag on the other side too that got broken off.


MrGrieves-

Or kill possibly multiple people when they fly off in a car accident.


benhereford

Nah bro, they taped the ends of the antlers. We're good, now.


Inetro

Or blind someone with the giant light bar on the hood


originalmosh

I thought that car had a mustache at first.


emjoy90

That probably would have somehow been better.


stevebannontree

La Mierda de Burro


MyNoGoodReason

Donkey shit?


souobixo

Donkey shit.


eeLSDee

Light bar ✔️ Cattle horns ✔️ Towing mirrors ✔️ Clearance lamps ✔️ Aftermarket front bumper ✔️ That sir is a truck if I have ever seen one.


durpaderpadupe

An abomination


cryptkeepers_nutsack

The abomination to end all abominations.


Bonejobber

The abominable mother of all abominations.


davirice

The sum of 2020


TET901

It not on fire... yet.


Foxyfox-

It ought to be.


TheCheeseBurns

The hurricane put it out


propeller_snail

Ah yes, good ol Ashland County in Ohio. That's about what I'd expect coming from the boonies in between Columbus and Cleveland.


TeamJim

My wife's family is from near Ashland. I know exactly where this is from the few times we've been up there lol. I think I've even seen this car, but pre bullhorns. EDIT: her response was "Of course it's at Fin Feather and Fur" 😅


urbancamp

I walked into that store once and pretty much walked right back out as soon as I saw all the racist anti Obama stickers on their racks. Wouldn't doubt that those racks are all MAGA garbage today.


theMikethe

Dangerous, that's what. Surely illegal! My car failed its MOT for having a small bit of plastic sticking out from a wing mirror some drunken twat smashed on their way home from the pub.


abakedapplepie

This is the rust belt. If we had safety checks on cars more than half of them would be taken off the road and our economy would collapse.


FonzG

"The manic episode"


hunglowbungalow

r/SchizophreniaRides


[deleted]

[удалено]


Viperstrike711

Shit


TheFAPnetwork

A mental disorder


WhiskeyandSeahawks

Mental fucking illness - the entire lot of 'em.


JimiDarkMoon

I bet the vehicles owner has a lot of animal *feces* in and around their property. That car looks like it smells of Playboy cologne and wetdog. He has to put a tarp over it when he gets home because the kids in the trailer park shoot bottle rockets in the windows. There's a lot of sad things happening in this picture.


TheFAPnetwork

That oily hair that's balding The white t-shirt with the stretched collar with yellow stains Thick plastic glasses that's never been cleaned Light denim pants with the permanent wallet crease


ChoosyBeggars

The car is declared totaled every time the gas tank is empty.


ActuallyFey

Low IQ is what you call that


rjharpster

That’s Ashland. My sweet, adorable, clusterfuck, inbred hometown. Glad I escaped.


ZionsEdge

Trump supporters are unbelievably obnoxious about it. I mean we get it, you don’t care about other people.


mvarnado

Bull Shit


ElCompa301

Garbage. You can call it garbage.


stevesmele

Yes you do. Call it a piece of shit because that’s what it is.


artistwithouttalent

r/InfowarriorCarMods


nickhollidayco

Overcompensation


Doctor_Curmudgeon

Economic anxiety?


llawlwss89

I love how the car is covered violently in American, but it’s a Japanese car, bro couldn’t have even gotten something American made


glass-j

100 generations of Incest


JALKHRL

and meth


glass-j

And 100 gecs


CNW21

if virginity was a car.


[deleted]

Why don’t liberals do weird shit to cars? Every time it’s someone that leans conservative. I’m sorry I’m not trying to make things political but you never see this but with a big BIDEN sticker.


politik86

Because Trump represents an “idea” that’s really in the minds of his most rabid fans. They’re not infatuated with his policies, they’re infatuated with what they perceive him to represent... which I’ve found varies from person to person but has a few common themes. “Biden” just means an old dude from Delaware. “Trump” is a whole worldview summed up in five letters.


9bikes

I've seen **many** more sticker-bombed cars with liberal stickers than with conservative ones. But the shitty mods are usually accompanied by nothing political, when they are it is always conservative.


nikecowboy20

POS


Cubicname43

It looks like someone wanted a Texas pick up but has it completely mistaken idea on what Texas is supposed to look like and only had a car.


AteumKnocks

This is the epitome of shitty cars in Ohio that are somehow still road-legal.


Notanidiot67

Penis-envy micro machines


Brianthrift

The reddest red-neck


0ryuuga

Redneckmobile


vaporsilver

I love being an Ohio resident but it's times like this I just go "What the fuck Ohio".......


CoolPrius

Same. Some Ohio people are weird.


littysteven

A mistake


nuke888

A disappointment to America.


DuncansIdaho

Meth.


stevelover

I have a "teeeeeny" penis and matching intellect.


NABDad

I've heard it said that all of Trump's supporters are either billionaires or idiots. This is not the car of a billionaire.


NerdyMcNerdFace2

idk but I absolutely HATE anyone with a light bar. Those things should be illegal.


ace_v27

They are illegal in [many states](https://www.cjponyparts.com/resources/are-light-bars-legal) to use them on the road, and most other states have restrictions on them. I agree they’re completely unnecessary and dangerous on the road.


BUSHDIVR

It’s all unnecessary until you live/work in the mountains. I’ve been working at a ski area for 7 years and my light bar has saved my ass from deer/elk many times. But I agree that people in cities probably don’t have a need for them (also I put a yellow lens cover on it so I don’t blind the shit out people)


ace_v27

Yes there are always exceptions haha and I don’t blame you in that situation. I’m talking about the dipshits in a jacked up Jeep on some town road disregarding other drivers’ retinas and optic nerves


[deleted]

But it looks cool! And as long as I can see, why does it matter if anyone else can? /s


ace_v27

Doesn’t matter if they’re in a ditch! Side note, I fucking hate those big ass Escalades at night. I’ll be driving in my sedan at night and be blinded by some fucker, flash my high beams, and get flashed even harder because they don’t even have high beams on! Idek how it’s production legal for regular headlights but it’s just so assholeish


Xachremos

I can see the need for one though. Having lived in super rural areas, and having a cottage up windy dirt roads, light bars are a godsend in those scenarios. But if you're on main roads with a light bar, yeah that's some scumbag shit


Checkers10160

Most of us just wire them to a separate switch so we're not blinding other drivers. I promise we're not all bad!


jimmymademeaparty

I’m sad you hate me. I use mine for surf fishing at night.


musicman827

This is the classic... “I work too damn hard to make too damn little to support this family that doesn't show a bit of appreciation for what I do. I mean, It's not my fault me and your mom married young and never went to college. We probably would have if it wasn't for you damn kids. I didn't want ya, but your mother insisted that she was on the pill and told me I didn't need a condom. Now here we are, ten years later and I'm still making the same hourly wage as I did when I started at the goddamn company. Not to mention, your mother can't keep a job that doesn't involve getting fucked by Rick. Yeah! That's right! I know about Rick, you whore. Look what you did! The baby's cryin'! Yeah, that's right, you walk away angry at me while I just try to give a little perspective. You're all real lucky that I'm court ordered to not carry or own firearms because I swear to God some days... You know what? I'm going to get some cigarettes at the store.” ...type of car.


Meme_gardener

I am disappointed in my state for making this abomination


Durokay

How do you describe America right now? *Show this pic*


cldbunow

Title it:' Reflection of a Troubled Mind & Soul!'


Skateboardkid

Shit for brains


Sea_Apricot_666

Cousin Magnet


saltysanford

On brand.


lilybeanzz

Call it garbage because that’s what it most resembles lol


dimite12345

That’s the ugliest car I have ever seen


wasa590

I know what to call it. Awful!


SilkStreets

Mental illness on wheels


rxs703

Disgrace to the car scene.


LibtardBiker666

Sad.


--DoReFuckMi--

Yep that definitely looks like a car that belongs to a trump supporter


[deleted]

Utter trash. That's what I call it.


mexikan_panda

Trash


[deleted]

Idiot. Is what you call that.


whskeybreth

Garbage. Or straight trash. Whichever floats your scow.


chompnuts61

A mistake.


saltytrey

- I have no idea what to call this. Sad. It's called sad.


Cthugha428

Schizophrenia


LoveToSeeMeLonely

This feels like a parody but I know its not.


DMcG221983

I think it's called a piece of shit.


aftermidnightjack

That's embarrassing.


midwestman14

Trash


bigdogpepperoni

Fucking idoit-mobile


bikinimonday

Let’s call it, shit


shmeu

It sais right there on the windshield. It's the Trumpmobile.


Talconcaptain

The three teeth Mobil


MJ349

Laughed out loud! Good job!


migtigstick

Don't worry it's just a Russian bot


WarWinx

Stupid.


UnclePlanty

OMG! It got even more red-neck-ier with the side view!


hui214

METH.


Stanky_Pete

Trump Dump


chamchampurrpurr

A driving contradiction. A clearly very poor person supporting the one of the richest conmen in the US.


Itchy_Boot

Actually when Trump declared his assets for the Presidency he only had $169 million. Which isn't very much considering he's taken half a billion from his father. On the other hand Trump has bankrupted himself 6 times. He has no banking credit in the good ol' US of A. Ivanka has stated that her father is $6 billion in debt. Trump may be the POOREST conman in the US.


My_Body_The_Mystery

It's insane. Like unexplainably insane how many poor, disadvantaged, wrong side of the tracks, hillbilly etc.. People see Trump as their hero. The guy whose family fortune came from tearing down tenement houses rendering people homeless to build fanciful buildings for rich people. The guy who had every advantage given to him. The guy who skipped out of military service. The rich millionaire trust fund kid is the hero of the underdog. All it takes is just saying dumb things, constantly just like they do and they're smitten like a boy with his first crush.


manu_gd

Micro dick mobile


IconicMB

The worst mod, the Trump sticker. And that is saying something looking at the rest of the car


Alez_Glock

Montrosity


Quantum_Echo29

An example of character and judgment.


470vinyl

Death machine.


Normal_Norman

... I guess it's a shitty car mod


Silent_Immortal

A monstrosity.


ExodiusLabs

Desperate.


Mumblix_Grumph

He should just call it quits.


xoxoBug

Birth Control


Morty_A2666

Call it what it is. Stupidity.


DrSilverworm

A travesty of taste and pedestrian safety.


[deleted]

Wait till the YouTuber Drew Peacock sees this and makes a video haha


irondethimpreza

An abomination


themattv140

American Shitbox Edition


adamfrom1980s

Mr. Itsy Bitsy


Teglow01

License plate checks out


theMeatSauce88

That’s the most Yee Yee thing that’s ever Hawed


Dogwalkersanon

I want to portray myself as a self made independent maverick. In actuality I am a broke delusional loser who joined the cult of a second rate conman because he makes me forget I have a micro penis


Unlikely-Award

Leave him alone if he likes it’s that’s ok. Jk that’s f*ckin retarded at least get a truck


Awesome84

A Cruck


Mk2golf66

Ohio.


BurneyTurney

“Shit”


GalXE106

This is why we have vehicle inspections in Massachusetts that require a sticker on the front windshield.


babygirlsonlydaddy

I like how the plate is attached to a mini 4-wheeler brush guard and zip tied to it.


Fierobsessed

A prophylactic


vivalarevoluciones

take a shit on it


gnowbot

A Texas Donghorn


RolandAmudsenFan

Lol that's exactly what a brainless idiot would drive


Usernamepasswordsign

“I’m with Stupid”


jackieHOOV

Crap


chiliedogg

At least you know *exactly* what kind of person owns the vehicle.


Moparvan_3500_97_59

Yikez


racoon1969

A deathtrap


Worried_Country

We call it Ohio


XXXblyatman69XXX

Ugly


Dad-man

Over width


Slinktard

A pos driven by a pos?


[deleted]

This sub deserves better, this isnt even in this class!


LEEEROOY-JENKINS

Good old Ohio, home to everything from Lambos to lead sleds, and Racers to Rustbuckets.


porpoisejerky

Pinche Rona


Bitbatgaming

Rusty grandpa


MFfromDK

It is written on the top of the windscreen A piece of shit


Canecandysmile

A piece of shit


EIN790

Meth express.


hiddenexene

Murica-r ?


HunterMainRyan

Typical Ohio....


cove81

Of Fucking course it's Ohio.


whatabear

It *is* clearly labeled.


xvkyzx

The Beast


pgercak

And of fucking course it's from Ohio. source: Am Ohio Resident.


[deleted]

The crappiest cars and trucks and houses have a trump sign. I wonder why?


Save-the-Manuals

Every day I regret more and more moving to Ohio.


ClintCrane80

A bad acid trip


[deleted]

Trash.


Paper-street-garage

Another inbred trump supporter. Is anyone even suprised at this point?


Dawkins20

In other words, some one you’re very attracted to.


hunglowbungalow

I have a good feeling this car is ironic and is making fun of how trump trucks look...


Nyubtuber

The mistake has arrived!


BigChief0901

A disgrace


jimistephen

FIFO's...Fucking Idiots From Ohio.


docpurple5891

The NeckBeard Mo-Beel


Homunculistic

A piece of shit. The vehicle, too.


dronemonk

"White trash mobile"


afincubus948

A visual representation of the souls of Trump supporters.


ivymusic

Is this in Ashland, Ohio? Lots of Trump idiots around here...


nerdburg

Odd that someone who is a Trump supporter has such poor taste and judgment. /s


[deleted]

Unfortunate Son number one.


pictogasm

r/mentalhealth911


adale_50

Clearance lights on a tiny car, tow mirrors on something that can't tow, and a light bar for a vehicle that can't go offroad. Seems perfectly reasonable. I shouldn't need a /s here.


hobosockmonkey

This is what a hardcore trump simulator looks like


DocRock2018

MAGAmobile


jakobqasadilla

When they let the special ed kids decorate the short bus for christmas


MadJoeMak

Yep, definitely a trump supporter